Chapter 128: Awkward Dormitory Meal
When Xingxing and I finished eating, we found that the tall rich second generation was still talking there, and they ordered a lot of dishes and wine, almost all over the table, really rich!
I glanced at Xingxing, and this senior person from Shanghai couldn't stand it anymore and looked at me helplessly.
The way back was quiet, it hadn't officially opened yet, and there weren't many people at the school, so we chatted as we walked.
"Xiao Feng, I don't think the person called Xiao Ge is easy to get along with!" Xing Xing said very awkwardly, every time he spoke, I thought I was with a girl, and I always wanted to laugh.
"Haha, not necessarily, what do you think?"
"I look at him like that, a big young master who is alive and well! Originally, he was not a person from the same distance as us, and he himself said that he came to this university to be with his girlfriend. The gap between us is so big, it shouldn't be easy to get along in the future......"
I laughed.
"If only people's appearances were so simple! People's hearts are separated from their stomachs, and they don't know each other! Let's look at the future, and sing in the future." ”
Xingxing nodded sullenly in agreement.
Somehow, I suddenly remembered Mr. Dong from the jewelry store, and I didn't take what this person told me at the beginning.
Looking back now, he actually got it all right.
Some things are not seen by the eyes, they are just thought. Some people either feel reliable or reliable.
Thinking about it, I sighed.
"What's the matter, Xiao Feng, why are you sighing?" asked the caring star.
"It's okay, I'm going to start a new life, it's a little embarrassing haha. ”
When I walked downstairs to the dormitory, I saw a man and a woman standing in the doorway talking, and the figure of the man seemed to be a little familiar. I walked over to the stars, and I took a special look.
Yellow!Home!Raw!!
Isn't it, he looks so honest that he is actually in love?
I saw him talking to a girl. The girl was very slender, half a head shorter than him, and the two of them were talking about it so affectionately that they didn't notice the surprised me next to me.
Huang Jiasheng seemed to be holding a bag of food in his hand, and he insisted on giving it to the girl. The girl excused herself, and finally took it, with a sweet smile on her face.
Huang Jiasheng looks honest, and he can't make a fart with three sticks, but he fell in love before me!
I angrily walked back to my dorm room and played a game with the stars. After a while, Huang Jiasheng also came back, humming a song in his mouth, and when he saw that the two of us were there, he didn't speak, so he picked up the basin and went to wash.
After playing a game, Huang Jiasheng also came out of the bathroom, and at this time, the door was suddenly kicked open, and there was a "bang", which scared us all to look at the door.
I saw two people with their arms on the left and right, and the rich second generation was sent back to the dormitory.
"You...... Hello, I'm sorry, this is someone from your dormitory, send it back to you, and please take care of him more!"
The two of them seemed to be tired, this big man had more than 150 pounds, so they put him at the door and ran away!
The three of us looked at each other, and the big man was already unconscious, and sat down on the ground along the door frame, and fell asleep directly on the ground!
Our dormitory is next to the floor of the hot water machine, and there are many people gathered at the door to watch the excitement. After all, there are really not many freshmen who are so profligate......
"Eh, it's all scattered, what should I do!" I walked to the door and dispersed the people, closed the door, and looked at the stars and Huang Jiasheng.
"And this is the bunk he is?" I pointed to the top bunk on my side. They both nodded.
"Why can't you let him sleep on the ground for one night, can we?" I suggested, Xing Xing and Huang Jiasheng nodded.
"Damn, he's so heavy...... "I'm the tallest of the three of us, Xing Xing and Huang Jiasheng are both ordinary height, and they are thin. The three big men tried their best, but they didn't help the tall one up!
"I'm fainting, he's really heavier than a dead pig, I'm bored. ”
Xingxing sat on the ground and said squeamishly.
"Indeed...... I don't know what this kid grew up eating!" I also sat on the ground and dressed roughly.
"Why don't we find a rope and lift him up. Huang Jiasheng, who was silent on the side, suddenly spoke.
The stars and I looked at him as if we were aliens.
"I'm not kidding, I'm telling the truth! In my hometown, there are things that can't be shaken up, and they all use this method. Huang Jiasheng said with great confidence.
Xingxing and I are already too tired to do anything, and we can't help but nod for a while, so let's try it!
"Where do you find the rope?" I looked around the dormitory, and it didn't look like there was a long rope!
Huang Jiasheng opened his cabinet, and Xingxing snorted softly, Well, I have seen the few things in his cabinet, and Xingxing is the first time I have seen it.
"This is what my dad tied to my luggage on the way when I came to report, it should work!"
I walked over and touched the rope, which was a very tough piece of hemp rope braided together, and it should be powerful.
I swallowed and frothed at the star, and he had a "who am I, mom save me" expression......
Huang Jiasheng went up to give the big man a "five-flower tie", and I felt that I could be steamed as elbow meat in the next second......
"Okay! This method of tying is the strongest, when my father used to kill pigs, it was nothing to tie up a two-hundred-pound pig like this. Huang Jiasheng said with great pride and certainty, and Xingxing and I couldn't help laughing.
Sure enough, we all grabbed a corner, and then worked together to pull the big man up!
"Family, it seems that your father's trick has worked!" Xingxing and I laughed with a smile.
Then the family walked up the steps of the upper bunk, and the stars and I pushed hard underneath, and finally pulled the big man to the bed.
"Oh my god! What did this guy grow up eating, so tall, so heavy!"
I said with bad intentions: "I grew up eating imported things!"
We also fell asleep on the bed, and the toss just now was more tiring than running five kilometers.
In the middle of the night, I vaguely heard someone shouting......
"Who's so annoying, muttering in the middle of the night!"
But who knew that the voice was getting louder and louder, and I sat up and looked, good guy! The rich second-generation buddy across the street was playing drunk...... After a while, Xing Xing and Huang Jiasheng also woke up, and both of them stared at him bitterly and hatefully.
"Eh, don't howl, the dormitory manager will come and see what you do!" I said to him fiercely.
But the big man was completely drunk, and when he heard my voice, he became even more energetic.
"%¥#@!)*&%" said a bunch of things we didn't understand.
"Big brother, can you be quiet for a while, if you don't sleep, we will sleep!" I jumped directly on his bed, grabbed his shoulders and shook him vigorously.
It's okay not to shake it, this shake, the big man is quiet, but there is a "gurgling" in his throat, "No, big brother, you ...... You ......"
I jumped back into my bed with a leap of fright, and the big man tilted his head to the side of the bed in a daze, and then he threw up with a "flying stream of three thousand feet......
The smell of fishy smell suddenly dispersed in the dormitory, which was less than 30 square meters. Xingxing and Huang Jiasheng hurriedly covered their noses with quilts, and I almost threw up.
The older man estimated that his stomach was full of wine, and after vomiting for a while, he kept retching there, but did not pour anything out.
I glanced at the stars and the family helplessly: "Don't think about sleeping tonight." “
The three of us reluctantly got up to get a broom and a bucket, and I hurried to open the window by the runway window to ventilate.
"We owe him all our lives! What a sin!" the Huang family mopped the floor and complained impatiently.
"I've never even served my parents like this!" the stars were about to cry.
But what can I do, I can't spend the night in this fishy smell......
Finally cleaned up the dormitory, Xingxing contributed his own perfume and sprayed everywhere, and it was already half past four when I looked at the watch!
"Hurry up and go to bed!" we climbed into bed and slept like dead pigs.
When I woke up the next day, it was already noon.
I was in a daze, my head hurting and I couldn't do anything, when I suddenly noticed a man sitting in a chair below staring at me.
"Ahh
"I'm your roommate!, we're all in the same dormitory. "What the man said casually, I heard the tone at once, it's a rich second-generation big man!
"Are you fucking sober?" I was furious.
"Eh, how can you be so disrespectful! This is not friendly. “
"I'm just like a bear, you tossed us apart last night, and what are you saying that it's unfriendly! I think you're shameless!"
As soon as I said this, the big man was stunned. Xingxing and Jiasheng also got up at this time, and both of them looked at him angrily.
"What do you mean, tell me clearly!"
"You still have the face to say, you kicked in the door last night when you were drunk, and the idiots who sent you back just put you at the door and slipped away! We finally got you to bed, and you got up in the middle of the night and went crazy and threw up all over the dormitory! We swept the dormitory until half past four in the middle of the night! You accompany me with perfume!" Xingxing said very ....... mother......
The big man was stunned for a moment, then blushed.
"I see, no wonder I said that my clothes smelled of swill, and I thought about walking into a kiln in the dormitory. Haha, I'm sorry I don't know, I didn't expect the first impression to be like this!"
We were all puffing up, and no one squeaked.
"This way, it's almost lunch, I'll invite you to dinner! Let's go to the restaurant at the door and have a meal!" no one paid attention to him......
"If you're not too far away, let's go to the city to eat!" the big man stood up and said sincerely, and I thought he was also quite sincere: "Okay, okay"
After a simple wash, the four of them sat in the private room of the small restaurant at the entrance of the school, and the atmosphere was embarrassing......