141. Tell jokes with beautiful women

However, just when Ye Fan felt embarrassed and bored, Song Celadon opened his mouth with a red face and said, "What did you just say......? Isn't it pretty?"

"Unless the man is blind. Ye Fan rubbed his nose and said, "Otherwise, who would dare to say that you are not beautiful." ”

Rise!

Song Celadon flawless cheeks suddenly flew a red cloud, her eyes softened a little, and then she said helplessly: "But, if I am a policeman, if I don't pull my face, those bad guys will not be afraid of me!"

Ye Fan said with a smile: "What's wrong with a delicate girl, she has to be a policeman, she fights and kills all day long, it's not like words!"

"My dream, I don't allow you to put your beak in it!" Song Celadon suddenly turned cold and said angrily.

This girl is sometimes shy, sometimes pulls her face, and her face changes like turning a book, moody. Ye Fan was really helpless. "Is it your dream to be a police officer?"

"Hmm!"

Song Celadon softened his face a little, nodded, and said quietly: "My family is in Yanjing, and I am a military general, so the family has always hoped to have a boy to inherit the family business." However, my mother gave birth to two girls. Then my grandmother hated us, and even my mother died of depression. Whether I joined the army or the police force, I wanted to prove to my family that even though I am a girl, I can do what a man can do!"

Ye Fan didn't expect that this female man who looked like a steel superman would have such twists and turns in his secret heart, thinking of "himself", he also felt the same way, and he felt a little more sympathy for her.

He patted her on the shoulder and said, "Do it well, I'm sure you can do it!" Let that old witch see, who said that women are not as good as men, boys and girls are the same, don't believe Brother Chun!"

Old Witch?

Ye Fan's train of thought was very jumpy, Song Celadon thought for a moment before he understood what Ye Fan was referring to, his pretty face was cold, and he said, "You dare to say that my grandmother is an old witch?"

"Huh?"

Ye Fan was stunned for a moment, and moved two steps to the side, for fear that she would kick her: "Can't you?"

"Giggle-"

Song Celadon giggled, her jade hand covered her cherry mouth, her beautiful eyes seemed to be dripping water, and she looked at Ye Fan charmingly: "Okay! Great! This title is really accurate! I will also call her an old witch and an old monster in the future!"

"Hey, hey-" Ye Fan was stupid.

"Giggle-"

This time, it wasn't Song Celadon who was laughing, but her teeth were fighting.

Ye Fan looked at the sky, and the search and rescue team had not yet rushed over at this time, but it had already arrived about two or three days in the morning, which was the coldest moment in the night.

The mountain wind is howling, mixed with damp mist, Ye Fan is really protective of himself, he doesn't feel how cold, but ordinary people must feel the cold wind.

"Ye Fan, I'm cold!" Song Qingci said as if asking for help.

"My clothes have been taken off, and I have padded your ass...... Ye Fan was helpless, rubbed his nose and said, "If you don't mind, I'll lend you a shoulder to lean on?"

"Come here!" Song Celadon lowered his eyes and said. Now her impression of Ye Fan has changed greatly, although she doesn't think that Ye Fan is a Taoist gentleman, but at least this guy is also calm and free in his heart.

Ye Fan sat down and held the girl in his arms.

Suddenly holding this soft, lightly fragrant delicate body in his arms, Ye Fan's heart trembled. I only felt that her body was extremely delicate, the mountain wind blew her short ear-length hair, exuding a refreshing fragrance, and the soft hair swept on her cheeks, itchy, Ye Fan's heart also fluttered, surging with tenderness.

Feeling that she was trembling all over, Ye Fan put his hands on the girl's soft lower abdomen, Song Celadon didn't refuse, put the cold little hand into Ye Fan's hand, and let her hold it.

Ye Fan urged the Yunhai Canglong Jue to be domineering and true yuan, and the scorching true qi filled his body, Gu Xincheng felt that Ye Fan was like a small furnace, warm.

Strange to say, when she was really close to Ye Fan, she experienced a kind of peace and tranquility that was difficult to describe, which made her chaotic feelings slowly calm down.

"Ye Fan, don't think about it, I'm just cold. Song Celadon blushed on his face, and said with his teeth biting his lip.

"I'm not thinking about it!, am I that person!" Ye Fan said righteously.

Condense the true qi and block the kidney meridian and the Shaoyang vein, damn, you can't lift it!

"Ye Fan, tell me a joke!" Song Qingci said softly, as if in order to resolve the embarrassment.

"I'm not going to tell jokes. Ye Fan rubbed his nose helplessly.

"Cut!" Song Celadon disdainfully, "You have such a powerful mouth, you can't tell jokes......"

"Okay. Ye Fan pondered for a moment and said, "Tell you a real story." It happened when I was a student at Yenching No. 4 Middle School. At that time, one or two classmates in the class brought poker, and three people fought the landlord at the end of class, and I don't know when the head teacher came in, and stood behind one or two classmates. When the two classmates were hesitating how to play the cards, the head teacher said: "Bomb the king." The second classmate didn't even look back and shouted: You 2b......! The parents' symposium was held on the same day. ”

"Hehe-he-" Song Celadon was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, just like a beautiful lily blooming in the dark night, "What you said is true? I also studied in high school in Yanjing No. 4 Middle School, and our school discipline is very strict! How can there be such two classmates? so bold?"

"It's true. Ye Fan smiled: "We are just a bunch of bastards, but the relationship is very good." It is estimated that you should have heard of the names of the three of them, Zhang Muzhi's grandson Zhang Lei, and the other two are Xiao Jinhan and Zhang Jicong. ”

"Ah, Li Lei, Xiao Jinhan, Zhang Jicong, Ye Fan ......" Song Celadon covered his mouth, his eyes widened, "You are the four great gentlemen of Yanjing No. 4!"

"Forehead......" Ye Fan scratched his head in embarrassment, "This head doesn't seem to be very good, right?"

"Well, I was one year below you, and at that time, all of us girls had heard of your name, and most of us avoided it. However, I have to admit that Xiao Jinhan and Zhang Jicong among them are still quite attractive. Song Qingci remembered the beautiful high school days and smiled: "Many girls in our class like the two of them. ”

"Hmm. Ye Fan nodded.

These three people are all disciples of the Yanjing Ministry and the military compound, their family and the Ye family have a good relationship, the four of them have been fighting together since they were children, but they all embarked on completely different paths later.

Although Ye Fan only inherited the memory of the host, the passionate friendship between him and the three of them was deeply memorable, and Ye Fan also felt the same way.

"However, I heard that Xiao Jinhan mixed very well, and since the beginning of college, he began to take over the family industry and set up the largest film and television entertainment company in China, Angry Horse Galloping Group, Zhang Jicong and Li Lei are more mysterious, and I haven't heard of their later development. Song Celadon frowned.

"Hmm...... After graduating from college, I had less and less contact with them. Ye Fan said with a smile.

Zhang Jicong set up a mysterious international security company, to put it bluntly, an international mercenary group; Li Lei entered the ace special forces of the Third Group Army in Northern Xinjiang, but there is no need to talk to Song Celadon about this kind of thing.

"Ye Fan, tell me another story......" Song Qingci lowered his head, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said.

Knowing that Ye Fan was her alumnus of Yanjing No. 4 Middle School, she didn't know how, she felt a little close to Ye Fan again.

"You're still addicted to listening!" Ye Fan was helpless, "But I'm not good at telling jokes, and I don't have any inventory!"

"I think what you said is very good!" Song Celadon put his soft little hand into Ye Fan's big hand, "Hurry up! Otherwise, I will tell you about killing the members of the Oriental Black Dragon Society!"

"Okay!" Ye Fan felt that this girl was too eccentric, and threatened himself, "However, if you don't speak well, you can't be angry." ”

"Hmm!"

Ye Fan remembered a joke told by Huang Xiushen and said: "This is a joke that happened in the hospital, and I only know the joke of the hospital." A group of women were waiting for the ultrasound examination, and the nurse shouted, 'It's lined up, color B stands on the left, and black and white B stands on the right.' One woman didn't understand, so she lifted her skirt and took off her underwear, and asked the nurse, 'What do you think of mine B?' and the nurse said angrily, 'You're a cow B!'"

Song Qingci chuckled, the laughter was short, her little face turned red, her little hand pinched Ye Fan's palm, and said hatefully: "You doctors are all hooligans...... Obscene to death!"

"Okay, okay! I won't talk about it!" Ye Fan said surrender.

"But it's boring without jokes!" Song Celadon was silent for a while and said, "You can keep talking!"

Ye Fan is helpless, this little aunt is really difficult to serve. I thought of jokes and told them to Gu Xincheng.

Ye Fan didn't know how many jokes he told, so Song Celadon leaned on his arms, fell asleep deeply, woke up in the middle, and asked Ye Fan to continue talking, and finally, until the east turned white, and a red sun rose, illuminating the valley.

A sound of propellers spinning rapidly sounded, and two military reconnaissance planes circled and flew into the valley, Ye Fan and they hurriedly called.

Then, the rope hung down, and Ye Fan and the others were pulled onto the helicopter.

The plane was specially equipped with medical personnel, and when they checked the injuries of the two, they exclaimed again and again that it was a miracle!

Falling from such a high cliff, only Song Celadon was fractured, and the two did not suffer any injuries in other parts. They couldn't understand how Ye Fan did it.

Moreover, even Song Celadon fracture was also treated professionally and timely, which was very conducive to her later recovery.

The medical staff hurriedly informed the leader of the search and rescue team who was waiting on the road of the situation of the two.

When the helicopter landed on a flat ground, Gu Xincheng, Shen Meiyi, Huang Xiushen, Ma Chuizhang, Shen Tieying, Zhao Guodong and others were all waiting next to the flat ground.

And there were several professional soldiers standing with murderous faces on their faces, their bodies straight, waiting anxiously.

As soon as the plane landed, the group immediately surrounded them. When Ye Fan and Song Celadon walked out of the cabin, everyone immediately cheered.

Zhao Guodong knew the identity of Song Celadon , the son of the Song family in Yanjing, the daughter of the tiger in Jiangmen, if something happened to her in her own jurisdiction, the Song family would definitely be angry with her.

Seeing that Song Celadon was only slightly injured, a stone hanging in his heart fell to the ground.