Since I went to work in the beauty association, I have followed up every day in the palace fighting drama, the song and dance of the warbler, and the woman's fat powder is all over the floor.

So far, I haven't seen any other male creatures except me, and even the Brazilian turtle in the front desk is a female......

On this day, I arrived at the company early, and I saw Xiao Jie in the marketing department sitting on the sofa at the front desk and sobbing secretly.

"What's going on?" I asked.

"Don't mention it, I'll give people calculations. "Maybe it's because I'm the only male employee in the company, everyone is very close to me, and they don't avoid me for anything.

"What's wrong, Xiaojie?" This Xiaojie is a young girl, usually serious and responsible in her work, and she is also beautiful.

"Alas, Sammy asked me to make a plan, but in fact, I am at the same level as her, and the administrative relationship is equal. But she relied on the director to let her act temporarily, she felt that she was a leader, I did a project two days ago, and the final result was very good, and the leaders were also very satisfied. But she wasn't happy and said I didn't report to her the whole process. ”

Oh...... Sammy is a fat woman in our company, with a spherical body and head, and her eyes are often rolling around, I don't have a good impression of this person, and her scheming is written on her face, and she bursts.

"Why do you bother with her, since she's not your real leader, there's no need to report. Besides, if you really think of yourself as a leader, you will intervene in the process, because she will also have to bear the responsibility if something goes wrong. This kind of is the mentality of a spectator, waiting for you to make some mistakes, so that you can find out. "On weekdays, that Sammy is also very unkind to me, and I spilled my resentment.

"Alas, she talked to all kinds of people in the company last night, spreading rumors about me everywhere, saying that I was bent on getting to the top of the company, this and that. He also said that I had an affair with a big boss. ”

"What, big boss, man?" I was sitting on the couch and almost fell off. After coming for so many days, I thought I had fallen into the daughter country, but the big boss was a man!

I'm ecstatic, isn't this a godsend? No matter how easy I amend, I can't change my gender, if the big boss is a man, I can attack head-on.

I deliberately sat down and leaned on Xiaojie to get in a little more, and set some more information: "Don't be sad, why did she say that you had an affair with the big boss?"

"Alas, the big boss is not in City A, he is based in Shanghai all the year round, and he only comes to us once in a while. It was the last time the big boss came, everyone had dinner together, and they just asked me a few more questions, and Sammy's whole face darkened. Alas, the next few days were all kinds of troubles, and there were all kinds of words. ”

"Oh...... That Sammy likes big bosses, needless to say!"

"Ah......" Xiao Jie stared at me stupidly, her face full of doubt.

'Why are you looking at me like that?' That's what happened! Haha, you're just making people jealous. It's okay, it's very easy to do!'

"You, what are you going to do?"

I smiled evilly: "One fish and two eats!"

In the next few days, I deliberately chatted with Sammy, this woman is very jealous, but she doesn't have much of her own skills, nothing more than chewing back and forth. I know that the big boss is Canadian and a little celebrity on Facebook. So I followed his Facebook over the wall and swiped it dozens of times a day.

On this day, I saw the big boss update a status: "This watch is a pair, and the name is very playful." But who told us both to be rootless, and I can't wait to fly. Haha, pilot, that's amazing. Pictured below are two of IWC's Pilot's Watches for Lovers. I'm thinking about it.

"Xiao Jie, there is a courier from you, it was sent from Canada!" I looked at Xiao Jie's time to go to the bathroom, and deliberately shouted towards her seat, Sammy sat behind Xiao Jie, and heard clearly.

"Oh, Xiaojie went to the bathroom, I'll help her get it first. Sammy turned to me.

"Is this appropriate?" I said with deliberate hesitation.

"What's inappropriate? Isn't it just a courier. I handed it to Sammy, then tilted the camera in the hallway and stared at her.

I saw that when this woman walked halfway to the left and right, she flashed into the conference room!

Hahahaha, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, sammy, you're really tricked now.

There are no cameras in the conference room, but with my eyes closed, I know what this woman is doing!

When I got off work, I pulled Xiaojie aside: "You have a courier today, and I received it." ”

"Oh, I haven't opened it yet. I guess my Taobao has arrived. ”

"What a treasure hunt! That's the bait I gave Sammy! I whispered my plan, and Xiao Jie jumped up excitedly: "Great, yes, yes, she's that kind of person, I think it's going to start tonight!"

I blinked, "Well, let's wait and see." ”

Approaching midnight, Xiaojie's WeChat came: "A colleague has already told me that Sammy's mouth has spread all kinds of rumors." Said I was charming CEO, and the boss sent me a watch from Canada!"

"Haha! Remember to save your chat history and let your friends keep it too!"

"Hmm!"

The next day, I logged on to Facebook, registered a fake account, and left a message to the CEO: "I'm also a fan of yours, so I really don't want to see someone ruin your honor." However, at present, the news has spread in one of the offices of your domestic company. Terrible, your honor is going to be greatly discredited. ”

Half the story, not the end...... It's the most real, so let's sit back and wait for the show.

Early in the morning, I saw the HR director coming in and out, as if something was important. After a while, the human resources department sent a notice in the work group: "The following personnel are ready to accept inquiries from the human resources department in the morning. Please enter the meeting room at the specified time to participate in the interview. ”

Great! It seems that Mr. CEO has received my message and has started to act.

Sure enough, Sammy was also called in, and with this woman's urine nature, she must have rolled her eyes, her heart was horizontal, and she didn't recognize her life or death.

I saw an opportunity, grabbed my computer and rushed in.

"Xiao Xu, what's the matter with you? I have already sent a notice, there is an important culture in the conference room today, why are you so reckless!"

I stuck out my tongue: "Director, I have discovered an important situation, so I rushed in in a hurry." ”

"What's the situation?" said the director, looking at me impatiently.

"I hooked up my computer screen to the projection and played the video of Sammy flashing into the conference room. Sammy's face turned green as he watched from the side.

"Sister Sammy, I'm not targeting you, don't get me wrong. It's just that in the past two days, I received orders from the company to collect all kinds of evidence, so I flipped through the surveillance video, and who knew that it would be here all of a sudden......"

"That doesn't mean much!" Sammy probably raised his voice quibly.

"Really?" the human resources director closed the computer: "Why did you take someone else's courier? Why did you flash into the conference room by yourself after taking it? Don't you tell me that you went into the conference room by yourself to help this courier do the security check......

Sammy was speechless for a while, unable to speak for a long time.

"Sammy, I have long reported that you gossip and gossip around during your daily working hours, including personal time. I don't think you paid attention to your work performance in the past. I didn't expect you to really ...... I was so disappointed. ”

The HR director angrily slammed the door and left...... Leave me and Sammy in the conference room.

"I didn't expect it to be so serious...... Are you alright?" I pretended to care, and Sammy's face trembled with flesh, "Huh!"

After the matter was clarified, the CEO decided to come to the company for a meeting next week and strictly enforce company discipline. This "one fish and two eats" not only helped Xiaojie and drove the wicked out of the company, but also won a precious opportunity for my plan!

Just next week, I will take the opportunity of the CEO's visit to China to attack head-on, and I will meet this Su Jinhua!