017 [Xueba meets Xuejun]
Shen Hangchong heard the loud shout in his ears, and then saw the smile in Huang Bingning's eyes, and suddenly understood one thing in his heart.
I've been caught typical!
A terrifying woman won't be entangled until now because of a cupping thing, right?
"I'm sorry teacher, I asked Dr. Huang for cupping before, and Dr. Huang has superb skills, so I was surprised that she was there, so I said hello. ”
The class burst into laughter.
Their Mingde class is not affiliated with Zichen Hall, but the registration location is set in Zichen Hall, so when Shen Hangchong mentioned Huang Bingning, everyone laughed when he talked about the fire cup.
The middle-aged tutor is not too strict, and when he heard Shen Hangchong say this, he did not accuse Shen Hangchong of not focusing on learning, but said with some surprise: "Oh? At Shen's age, he will go cupping? It seems that for the understanding of the meridians, there is no need to make up for the class after class." ”
Shen Hangchong was stunned for a moment, and said depressedly: "Teacher, I asked Doctor Huang to cup, and it has nothing to do with my understanding of the meridians." ”
Shen Hangchong's explanation immediately caused laughter.
Indeed, Shen Hangchong's words are not wrong from a philosophical point of view. The doctor cured the patient's disease, but it does not mean that the patient has mastered the knowledge of pathology, and it is obvious that the teacher took it for granted.
Huang Bingning gritted her teeth, closed the laptop, and glared at Shen Hangchong's back.
"It's okay, it's okay. Since Shen said this, it proves that we don't understand the importance of meridians for our protectors, so it's okay, please come forward, let's spend half an hour to review the knowledge learned in the first two classes, and by the way, we also help Shen Hangchong make up for the class. ”
Shen Hangchong: "......"
Teacher, are you trying to do something......
"Shen Hangchong, do you want everyone to invite you to come up with applause?" the middle-aged tutor said, and as a result, the people on the side began to applaud.
Now Shen Hangchong was even more embarrassed to sit in his position, so he simply stood up and walked towards the stage, doing things, okay, accompany!
"Okay, Shen Hangchong has just arrived and joined our Mingde class, as a transfer student, first of all, I think you should know what the purpose of our class is, right?"
Shen Hangchong said: "Since it is called Mingdeban, the word Mingde comes from the university, 'the way of the university, in Mingmingde', I think the purpose of the establishment of Mingdeban is to first Mingde, and then to protect the avenue." ”
As soon as Shen Hangchong said this, the smile on the tutor's face froze. He didn't expect Shen Hangchong to be able to speak so eloquently, and the first sentence he said at the beginning of the class was that the purpose of the establishment of the Mingdeban was to light the Yang Fire of the Ming Divine Court and become a qualified protector, but Shen Hangchong came to a literary embellishment, as if it ...... It seems more convincing than he said.
"Hehe, Shen Hangchong deserves to be educated, that's right, this is the purpose of our Mingde class. ”
Some of the students below are peers who are about the same age as Shen Hangchong, and some are even a few years older than Shen Hangchong, of course, there are also younger ones, teenagers, after listening to this teacher Xu Yongren's answer, they were all stunned.
Teacher, you remember being eaten by a dog.
That's not what you said last weekend.
Seeing the surprised eyes of the students below, Xu Yongren smiled and said, "Of course, I was a little more popular before. What is Mingde, it is to light the fire of the Divine Court, what is the way of the university, is to become a qualified protector, the two are connected, students should not make a fuss. ”
Shen Hangchong laughed secretly in his heart, he was talking nonsense, but he didn't expect to hit it crookedly?
"Student Shen, do you know where the Shenting Cave is located?"
Shen Hangchong nodded and said, "At the junction of the left and right frontalis muscles." ”
"It's very professional, it seems that Shen was deliberately clumsy just now. ”
Shen Hangchong was depressed, this kind of encyclopedia-like question, please can you find it on the Internet, he can even tell which meridian the Shenting acupoint belongs to, what is the healing effect, what he really eats is the problem of cultivation, this is his shortcoming.
"Well, the next question might be a little harder. If you don't know, you can ask a classmate for help on the spot. ”
Shen Hangchong spurted out a mouthful of old blood, just thinking of this, this teacher he swore that he was not invited by himself, "Belong to the governor, the governor, there is the meaning of the governor." The governor pulse is in the middle of the back, and it can be the yang meridian of the governor's body, so it is also called the 'sea of yang veins'. ”
Xu Yongren was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and said, "Shen Hangchong will answer it." It seems that the teacher underestimated the old apprentice, so let's take a seat. Since such esoteric knowledge will be available, then there is no need to test you. ”
Shen Hangchong looked confused.
What?
Esoteric knowledge? These common sense questions don't know that a protector who wants to light up the Yang Fire of the Divine Court first needs to verify it.
Where is the Divine Court?
Acupuncture point attribution.
Why point out the divine court, not other acupuncture points?
Do these questions still need to be taught?
Shen Hangchong looked at the stunned appearance of the classmates below, and said secretly in his heart: "It seems that they are all a group of scumbags......
Shen Hangchong returned to his seat, Hu Shengnan on the side stopped playing his mobile phone, looked at Shen Hangchong and questioned, "Are you secretly making up classes?"
"Basic common sense. Shen Hangchong raised his head extremely coquettishly to listen to the lecture, leaving Hu Shengnan's adoring gaze behind.
In fact, if he is a student of traditional Chinese medicine, it is indeed basic common sense, but sitting here, pig blood Xi Shi, I don't know what other people's own occupation is, maybe there are also people who move bricks, for them, the questions that Shen Hangchong answered are already beyond the scope of common sense.
"Okay, the knowledge review has come to an end, even the student Shen who transferred to the class is so good, the teacher decided to speed up the progress. ”
There were wails from below, "Don't, teacher. I don't know what a meridian ...... yet."
"Teacher, I haven't memorized what I said yesterday, it's progressing too fast. ”
Xu Yongren sighed and said, "Quiet, all quiet!" Okay, the teacher will try to be more careful. The reason why the Governor Pulse is so important to us Protectors is because it is the 'Sea of Yang Pulses', and whoever opens up the entire Governor's Pulse will be able to ascend to the Ninth Rank and become a proud existence among our Protectors. Of course, such people do not exist. ”
Shen Hangchong: "......"
This Teacher Xu's teaching level is really poor, draw a flatbread for students, you sprinkle some sesame seeds, you are good, don't sprinkle sesame seeds, after painting the flatbread, and tell the students that this flatbread is poisonous and can't be eaten, play!
Just as Shen Hangchong was still complaining about Xu Yongren's lecture level, he suddenly heard Teacher Xu say, "Okay, students, leave class early today." If you have any questions, let's chat in the WeChat class group. ”
Shen Hang Chonghu's body was shocked, and he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, feeling that the five thousand yuan he handed over seemed to be handed over to a dog.