Chapter 5 The atmosphere was very awkward

The essay "Wandering Away" is from the Zhuangzi and is the first of the thirty-three chapters in the book. Not to mention how profound the charm of this getaway is, let's just say that its words are bent teeth, even if they can be memorized, even if they are blessed by God. Not to mention that it was written down, especially some of the words in it, many of which are ancient characters, which are rarely used now.

The most important thing is that this text is not in the outline of memorizing ancient poems in the college entrance examination.

High school is already busy to death, who would be so idle to memorize this and write this silently? I'm afraid that my time will not be wasted enough?

However, at the beginning, Ye Laixiang paved the way for such a large chase, in order to make Wu Gang have to go up and make a fool of himself.

At this moment, they realized that this Teacher Ye was still their original Teacher Ye, with a familiar voice and a familiar taste.

Cheap.

Wu Gang's face changed a lot suddenly, and then he slowly calmed down, but he kept standing on the table and didn't move.

Ye Laixiang looked at Wu Gang with disdain, and said with a slight mockery: "Why, Wu Gang, who transferred from Class 3, is not willing to set this example for the students in our class? ”

"Hehe!" The people below didn't respond to Ye Laixiang's words, but just whispered in a low voice.

"Hey, this slut Ye's belly is too small, isn't it?

"What's the matter? Who made this newcomer not understand the rules, and slapped Lao Ye in the face as soon as he entered the door? If you don't teach him a lesson, wouldn't Lao Ye be very faceless? Moreover, I also think that kid is a little arrogant. ”

"You said this Wu Gang, will he be made to cry by Lao Ye?"

"Maybe, a year ago, a person in our class was heard by Lao Ye because he scolded Lao Ye behind his back, and finally Lao Ye was a full month, right?

……

Whew!

Wu Gang breathed two long sighs of relief, and then, his eyes were level at Ye Laixiang, and said, "Okay, Teacher Ye, I'll write!"

Then, Wu Gang walked up to the podium unhurriedly, picked up a piece of chalk, and was ready to write. However, when the chalk in his hand just touched the blackboard, Wu Gang stopped, he couldn't help but lean slightly, blinked and asked, "Teacher Ye, if I haven't finished writing, can you help me make it up?"

"Of course, Wu Gang can write as much as he wants, our class is going to take the lesson "Getaway" today, and I will translate this text word by word. Ye Laixiang's face was calm and authentic, and he didn't think about anything else at all.

Wu Gang was about to put down the pen, but immediately stopped: "Teacher, if the blackboard is not enough, I just need to memorize the rest." This article is quite a lot. ”

"It's okay, I said, Wu Gang, how much can you write. Ye Laixiang resisted the urge to strangle Wu Gang to death, and then gritted his teeth.

But there was a sneer in his heart: Wu Gang, I dare not be honest, you are still a little tender.

Then, Ye Laixiang was stunned.

I saw that Wu just picked up the chalk and wrote.

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that I don't know how many thousands of miles it is, and it turns into a bird, and its name is Peng. Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is, and it flies angrily, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky. It is a bird, and the sea will migrate to the south. The Southern Hades, the Heavenly Pond also. ”

In the first paragraph, Wu Gang's chalk swiped quickly.

And this scene shocked the people sitting in the teacher, and it wasn't until Wu Gang finished writing that these people reacted violently, and then turned the book up and corrected it word by word.

Ye Laixiang, the expression on his face at this time was a little ugly, and more of a shock. He is a Chinese teacher, and he has memorized this article countless times, so he can remember the content.

Wu Gang, I wrote it correctly. But how could he get it right?

It must have been a blind cat touching a dead mouse, probably he just watched it.

"Those who are "Qi Harmony", and those who are strange are also ......"

Wu Gang didn't stop for long, he immediately continued to write, and then, the sound of flipping books in the classroom became louder and louder, and the people in the classroom looked at the blackboard and looked at their textbooks like chickens pecking rice.

“…… Therefore, 90,000 miles, the wind is below, and then it is now the wind, and the blue sky is carried on the back, and the one who is not dead will be Tu Nan today. ”

At this point, the blackboard is gone, and the classroom is silent. Then, Wu Gang began to recite: "The ...... of the Laughter of the Shu and the Learning Dove"

……

Wu Gang's speed of speech was unhurried, but every word was bitten very clearly, and even the pronunciation was not wrong.

Everyone's face in the classroom was stunned.

This Wu Gang, is it really memorized?

And with Wu Gang's recitation, Ye Laixiang's face became more and more ugly, and the whole person had a sad expression.

“…… Therefore, it is said: To man without self, God and man without merit, saint without name. Finally, after a while, Wu Gang finished memorizing the entire text.

Everyone took a long breath, and their scalps tingled.

Wu Gang, did he memorize it word for word?

This Wu Gang?

Brain disease, right, this kind of text is also memorized?

This is what everyone, including Ye Laixiang, thinks in their hearts.

However, when Ye Laixiang was about to call Wu Gang down with a black face, everyone was stunned again. I saw that after Wu Gang finished reciting, he didn't even mean to stop.

Yao let the world Yu Xu You, saying: "The sun and the moon rise, and the bonfire does not stop; it is also in the light, is it not difficult? When the rain falls, it is still soaked; it is also in Ze, and it is not also laborious? The master is standing up and ruling the world, and I am like a corpse; I think I am lacking, please go to the world." Xu You said: "The son rules the world, and the world has been governed, and I am still the son, and I will be the ?......."

Hearing Wu Gang speak, everyone's expressions immediately became stunned again, and their nerves couldn't react.

No, buddy.

Isn't it over?

Immediately, someone who is familiar with the textbook turned the book to the chapter of "Getaway", but found that at the end of "Getaway", two words of excerpt were written.

Brother Glasses: "......it! From now on, it's my big brother. ”

Others: "That's really...... I'm sick. "The mouth has grown into an 'O' shape.

Ye Laixiang's expression became even more exciting.

couldn't help but Ye Laixiang's eyelids kept beating at this time, because, he felt that there was a feeling of coldness rising from behind him. However, in addition to being shocked, he didn't think to stop Wu Gang.

I saw that Wu Gang continued to recite very smoothly: "...... There is a big tree in this son, and it is useless to suffer from it, why not the tree in the land of nothing, the vast wilderness, wandering for nothing, and being free!"

All the way, Wu Gang's speech speed was unhurried and very even, but when he memorized the three words, Wu Gang's mouth immediately stopped, as if the machine that was constantly moving was instantly stuck.

It's unnatural. Somewhat harsh.

Then, Wu Gang turned around, smiled at Ye Laixiang, who had a sluggish face, and said quickly: "Teacher, there is one more sentence left, I don't remember." You can make up for it!"

After speaking, Wu Gang walked directly towards his table.

At that time, the aura was very embarrassing!