When it comes to fighting, you have to fight with real guns, don't you?

This kind of concept was eliminated before I graduated from junior high school, do you know Super Mario? It's the uncle who repairs water pipes in crimson strap-on overalls, and his specialty is to save princesses, and his specialty is that he won't get tired of jumping. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In the process of Uncle Plumbing saving the princess, there may be some more difficult light cards.

But it is not difficult to find that in fact, Uncle Mario's setting is invincible, he has countless shortcuts to copy, no matter how you play, as long as you stick to it, you will always win in the end.

The only thing that will do it is to jump, but it just so happens that there is no light card that can't be solved by jumping, including all monsters and the final boss.

But in reality, there are no obstacles that can be crossed infinitely just by jumping, and besides, I don't think of myself as an omnipotent character like Uncle Mario. On the contrary, I'm just an ordinary person, a small-scale farmer with a deep-rooted sense of small-scale farming, and a villain with little ability.

Although it seems to have been lucky to be summoned as a skeleton by an unknown powerhouse in another world.

It's okay to bully and bully the old, weak, sick and disabled, but I'm a little self-aware. If you plan to rely on the cultivation manuals of your predecessors to fight from the grassroots to the gods, and rely on martial arts to dominate the world, you will almost not run away if you die halfway through.

And Uncle Plumbing taught me only two things.

The first point is: whether it is an uncle who can only fix water pipes and jump, as long as you rescue the princess, then you are a hero, and the game is over. It doesn't matter if you've taken the shortcut of hiding the light card before, and you haven't jumped over a few difficult opponents.

The second is: as long as the card is difficult enough, even if you open cheating, you can't beat it.

"For the glory of the dead! For the Duke of Reinhardt! Raid !!".

“Boom.. Boom Boom".

A second explosive barrel was ignited again, located in a branch road leading to the underground cavern, accompanied by Stein's slogan.

This path was discovered by the Dark Wizards when they were scouting the path, and ended in a dead end that the slimes had not yet repaired.

I don't have any intention of helping the slimes open their lairs, nor do I plan to bury the Holy See team alive, all I need is a dead end to strengthen the wind pressure generated by the explosion, and those... Noises!

"Everyone, protect ......yourself!!".

Before the old paladin could finish his reminder, he was drowned out by the sound of the explosion.

In the midst of the lightning, the old man decisively propped up the protective shield of the holy light, although he was probably still in a state of blindness, he actually ran smoothly to the tuyere, using the shield to block the aftermath of the explosion and protect the members of the gold-plated team......

"You know what? I hate tough opponents, especially monsters who are not only perverted, but also unfazed. The existence of this kind of person is like yelling in my ear, in fact, in this world, there will always be people who do not study but have good grades."

I looked back at Lori, the werewolf who had turned into black charcoal after being covered in dust, and complained to myself.

But from Alice's clear confused eyes, I could probably tell that she didn't seem to understand. GoodJob, I'm going to keep planning until she starts a new question.

This kind of old meme seems to be revealing my age and making me feel not very good.

I don't want to remember it, but the mechanical repetition of something can probably really shorten the time, and I'm still reluctant to accept that I've been dead for centuries......

"But, fortunately, my target is not you, old man, you are in the wrong direction. ”

Sighing and relieving my excitement, I continued to inform Skeleton Soldier A and B through the soul link:

"Alright, undead warriors guarding the fortress of the undead, take the rust in your hands... The sword, aimed at the heart of the sorceress, the girl with the high hat, give her the gift of death. ”

GameOver, the game is over.

From the very beginning, I planned these things for the ultimate purpose of killing the magician named Melia.

Annihilation of the team led by the Holy Lady of the Holy See? I don't have this kind of self-confidence, how much ability to do a lot of work, my years of part-time work have taught me that those who are greedy for small things will suffer big losses sooner or later.

Although I feel that I am already very conservative in my estimation of the strength of the powerhouses in the other world. But the strength and behavior of the old paladin still broke my conservatism, and I couldn't help but be glad that my goal was not this highest combat power, which is really good.

The two barrels of explosives, including those fireball magic arrays, the ultimate goal is to contain the old man.

Restricting the strongest nanny-level characters and not disturbing the black knives under the skeleton soldiers A and B is the original appearance of Project Alpha. Exhausted from battle, blind, in strong wind pressure, disturbed by noise, including distracting attention with tactical slogans.

If all of this still makes the old man take this nanny as competent, then I consider myself unlucky.

That's right, my goal is to prevent them from using magic scrolls to build portals. As long as you can't escape, you won't be able to cross the undead zone known as the "Life Forbidden Zone" with your half-dead state.

And the conservative purpose is to use the information of the Holy Woman's position to negotiate with other Death Lords, and try to gain a few points of profit.

To be reasonable, although skeleton soldiers A and B look a little stupid, they are actually a little stupid. But probably because they were immortals transformed from adventurers during their lifetimes, their swordsmanship skills turned out to be so strong that it was no problem to do something as trivial as mending the sword.

Although it is a skeleton .. Obviously, there are no nerves anymore, and I still have the reflex nerves that I used to live, and I don't understand the principle.

I thought I was in control, until I saw the moment when the skeleton armor used his superb swordsmanship to plunge his rusty sword into the chest of His Highness the Holy Maiden, and tens of thousands of grass and mud horses ran wildly in my heart.......

"Hey, hey.. Is there any mistake, big brother!!The Holy Maiden is wearing a cylindrical cotton hat, right!!".

Obviously, the plan has changed, but fortunately, I think Skeleton B is much smarter than A, although the distance is a little farther, but he also clearly understands what I am saying, if nothing else, the plan still works.

"Melia!! damn the undead!!!!

Paul, a young warrior who had been placed around by the old paladin, suddenly roared.

A rich golden light erupted all over his body, and he rushed behind Melia in an instant, blocking the surprise attack of Skeleton B......

You're not mistaken, big brother?!!

You're already dying! With such a big hole in your chest, is the bleeding effect just a special effect? Why do you still look like playing?! Why can you ignore the bright light, wind pressure, and noise?!

Is this the power of love? Will the evil plans of the legendary villains be destroyed in the face of love and justice?

"Evil undead!! accept the righteous sanctions!

The young warrior Paul brandished the sword of holy light in a frenzy, and with the blessing of the long sword, which was as thick as a two-hundred-watt light bulb, he slashed at Skeleton B.

I say you.. I guess I used this trick when I fought Queen Slime just now!

But to my surprise, Skeleton B was able to contend with Paul with that broken sword, and he had the upper hand......

Although there is no fighting spirit, those gorgeous slashes, coquettish moves, and dripping swordsmanship. Feelings, you're really not a miscellaneous member, so why do you and your brother hang around in the Undead Fortress with a broom all day long?!

"Evil spirits, I warn you in the name of the members of the Inquisition and the firstborn of the Judges! Even if the prophesied darkness is about to descend on the mainland, the Holy See will not succumb to evil! The God of Light will guide us!

Paul probably realized that he couldn't beat Skeleton Soldier B anymore, so he shifted to a defensive stance.

Struggling to parry the stormy attack of Skeleton Soldier B, he guarded Melia behind him, without the slightest retreat. Judging by the faint sound of the wind pressure, I probably knew what he was saying.

And his actions finally attracted the attention of the old paladin and the female magician Melia.

"Not good! cunning undead!!!!! Her Highness the Holy Maiden".

Sensing that something was wrong, the old paladin instantly moved to the skeleton armor.

As a trump card nanny, I saw that the holy light giant sword he wielded was vigorous, entangled with the skeleton armor. The powerful fighting spirit combined with the superb swordsmanship forced the skeleton soldiers to retreat one after another.

"The plan failed, the plan failed! Run, run to the space magic array I drew earlier!".

I gave the skeleton soldiers the latest orders through the soul link, and although the old paladin was obviously scarred and suspected of being overdrawn, I didn't expect the skeleton armor to be able to fight back and forth with the old man.

Although they were slightly at a disadvantage, in just a few tens of seconds when the sword light and sword shadow passed, they had passed no less than dozens of moves.

The plan has failed, and now we can only preserve the combat strength as much as possible, depending on the situation, maybe it is not a problem for the skeleton soldiers to retreat in their entirety.

"Paul, what are you?! Stop up.. Cecilia !!"

Melia turned her head and looked at Paul, who was gradually unable to parry the attack of Skeleton Soldier B, with a puzzled look.

Turning her gaze to Her Highness, who was already soaked in blood, she looked at Cecilia in a pool of blood in confusion. Worried and surprised, he screamed, as if he hadn't figured out the current situation.

Paul didn't look back, as the slightest distraction could have killed him at the hands of Skeleton B.

"Force those undead to my side!

"Paul?!How can you?.. This can't be! bastard! Even if I fight for my life, I will never let you die here!".

"Teacher Xiuen!!Now is not the time to say such things, you know my character! I also know that I am overdrawing my last life force!!Her Highness may still be saved!She needs your help!".

After a pause, Paul smiled contentedly: "Melia.. It's a stupid girl with big nerves, I hope you can forgive her for being willful, after I die... Hum.. No, please, Teacher Xiu'en, please forgive me for the last willfulness of this unsuccessful disciple!!".

"Oh, ah, ah, come on, undead !!."

Paul roared as hard as he could, and at the same time his whole body erupted with a golden fighting spirit.

The wielded Holy Light Sword overlapped into a golden afterimage, turning into a sharp sword like a bullet and coming out of his hand, but in an instant, he reversed the original disadvantage, forcing Skeleton Soldier B to parry carefully.

"Paul... You're not an unsuccessful fellow!You're my pride!!Drink!!!Holy Light Hammer Strike!".

Looking blankly at Paul, who was possessed by the god of war, the old paladin covered his eyes.

On his right hand, a huge hammer of light composed of holy light suddenly appeared out of thin air. Wielding the condensed materialized holy light, he knocked the skeleton armor into the vicinity of skeleton soldier B, who was forced back by Paul for more than ten meters.

"Don't!! Paul!! you liar, you can't do that! you forget ......".

"I love you, Melia... Only now do I realize that my dream is not to die for the Holy See, but to ...... with you".

Before Melia could finish speaking, Paul's body emitted a rich holy light, and a huge golden sword aura came out of his hand, hitting the top of the slime lair located not far behind him.

The collapsed clod of earth also completely sealed his retreat, and what he had not finished speaking to Melia.

Looking at the golden light in his hand blankly, he shook his head helplessly, showing a happy smile, but sighed disappointedly.

"I'm a guy.. It's just too greedy. Until now, I even thought... If I could spend the rest of the time with you, it would be so far away......"

Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, Paul raised his sword again.

His eyes became more and more solemn, and he faced Skeleton Soldier A and B alone, as if talking to himself:

"Come on, evil undead, wise high undead, allow me to reintroduce myself... Not as the successor of the head of the Holy See Inquisition, but as a warrior .. Melia's fiancé of the magician .....".

"I will protect the love of my life... And swing the sword!!".