Chapter 6: Wake up
At the beginning of the lanterns, the fire candle in the room suddenly burst out of a dead spark, accompanied by the sound of "bang", Li Chuyi, who was lying in the front hall, woke up slowly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He was a little confused, but he remembered that he had just found the ghost's hiding place, and as soon as he grabbed it in his hand, he heard a loud shout from behind the Taoist priest, and then he was slapped on the back and fainted.
I couldn't understand why the Taoist priest wanted to beat him, Li Chuyi shook his head, turned his head to look at the Taoist priest who was sitting with his eyes closed: "Stinky Taoist, why did you beat me?"
When the Taoist priest heard this, he opened his eyes slightly and smiled: "Are you awake? How do you feel?
"Except for a little dizziness in the head, there is nothing uncomfortable," Li Chuyi shook his head again, and asked again: "Don't divert the topic, stinky Taoist, why are you hitting me?"
The Taoist priest didn't answer Li Chuyi, just looked at him with a smile, and for a long time, he suddenly reached out and slapped the back of Li Chuyi's head.
Syllable!
Li Chuyi was stumbled, and hurriedly jumped up, covered his head and glared at the Taoist priest: "Stinky Taoist, are you crazy? If you don't speak, you will beat someone? Don't think that honest people don't get angry, I'm really angry if you beat me again, I'm really angry?!"
The Taoist priest continued to smile, but still didn't speak, and didn't see him get up, but slapped Li Chu on the head again.
Syllable!
Li Chuyi was a little devastated. He could see that the Taoist priest wanted to beat him and wanted to hide, but he didn't know how the priest made his hand, so he could only faintly see a trace of afterimage, and he was slapped again.
Li Chuyi suddenly felt very aggrieved. worked hard to follow the Taoist priest to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and finally relied on the genius idea that he came up with with a flash of witty little brain to pull out the hiding things of the monster, and before he had time to invite credit, he was knocked unconscious by the Taoist priest with a palm.
That's it, I'll just be a stinky Taoist who hit the wrong person by mistake, but I woke up, so I was slapped twice for no reason, and I didn't say why.
Why?
Why?
Master, I'm a bully?
Li Chu looked at the Taoist priest with tears in his eyes, and said viciously: "Stinky Taoist priest, if you don't say three, four, five, or six today, I will fight with you today! I tell you, it's scary for me to start a fire! I'm scared myself!"
Seeing that the Taoist priest did not react to his "threat", Li Chuyi added again: "It's really scary for me to get angry!" After speaking, he bared his teeth to prove it.
The Taoist priest looked at Li Chuyi with a smile and looked at it for a long time before muttering to himself: "Well, it looks like it's really my apprentice." ”
Immediately after that, his face turned cold, his smile turned into a sneer, and he said, "You asked me why I beat you?"
Syllable!
Another slap on Li Chu's head.
"Don't you know why the teacher beat you?"
Syllable!
"Don't you really know why Lao Tzu took you?"
Bang bang bang!
Li Chuyi felt that he was about to be beaten into a pig's head, but he couldn't dodge, and his heart suddenly became nameless.
"Isn't it a bully? Isn't it a bully? I really think I'm a bully? Stinky Taoist, this is what you forced me! This is the !! you forced me."
After yelling, I saw Li Chuyi holding his head with both hands, bending his legs, and kneeling on the ground.
"Woo woo, master, I was wrong, don't fight, I'm going to be beaten stupid if I hit me again, woo woo woo, master, I'm stupid, I can't figure out why you hit me, you can do it, treat me as a fart, I will thank your eight ancestors, woo woo woo!" Li Chuyi knelt on the ground and covered his face and cried, his voice sad.
If you can't fight, you will run, and if you can't run, you will admit it, Li Chuyi feels that he is very witty.
Looking at the little fat man kneeling in front of him, with a handful of snot and tears, the Taoist priest sneered: "Don't act in front of me, and I don't want to think about who taught you this acting skill." I don't know why you were beaten? Okay, Lao Tzu told you! Let me ask you, who told you to stop using Xuangong? What did Lao Tzu tell you when he taught you?"
Hearing what the Taoist priest said, the little fat man suddenly stopped crying, and looked at the Taoist priest in a daze: "Just because of this?"
"What do you say?!" the Taoist priest said angrily, "I don't want to think about what kind of identity I am, I don't have Xuan Gong to cover up for you, you want to kill this room? Do you know how many demons and monsters can be attracted to come and gnaw you with your broken life? If it weren't for the teacher's timely action, you would still be able to sit here and cry?!"
Li Chuyi looked at the Taoist priest stupidly, and thought about it carefully, the Taoist priest seemed to have indeed said that the Xuan Gong he cultivated could cover his system of attracting ghosts and replenish his yang energy.
However, is there any Taoist priest who said that it is so exaggerated? Could it be that he is a humanoid magnet?
Looking at Li Chuyi's slightly suspicious eyes, the Taoist priest raised his eyebrows: "You still don't believe it, you turn your head and take a look!"
Li Chu turned his head when he heard this, and was suddenly startled.
I saw a big hole in the south wall of the house, as if it had been broken by something, and looked along the hole, with the little lights lit in the courtyard, Li Chuyi saw the spider web-shaped pit on the courtyard wall.
"This, this, this, this is what I made?" asked Li Chuyi stupidly.
"What do you say?!" the Taoist priest sneered.
"Did I really get it?"
Seeing the Taoist priest's "it's you, it's you" eyes, Li Chuyi accepted his fate.
It looks like I made it myself.
Silently, Li Chuyi secretly glanced around, and whispered: "Master, such a big pit, we don't need to pay for it, right? Why don't we run?" He was poor and afraid, and he was afraid that people would make him lose money.
The Taoist priest glanced at him and stretched out his hand: "Give it to me." ”
"Huh?" Li Chuyi didn't understand.
"Give me something. ”
"What is it?" Li Chuyi scratched his head, still not understanding.
"Stupid, what are you talking about? It's the thing you found with the dog method you came up with with your pig brain, that ghostly hiding thing!" said the Taoist priest angrily.
"Oh, here you are, here you go. Li Chuyi lowered his eyebrows and drooped his eyes, handed a hand mirror that fell beside him to the Taoist priest, looked at it and pouted, and said in his heart: If you want it, you will have it, and you won't say it clearly, who knows what you want.
The Taoist priest took the mirror and looked at it.
The hand mirror is made of bronze, round in shape, slightly larger than the palm of an adult's hand, and the mirror surface of brass is extremely well ground, and the mirror surface is extremely flat and smooth. The back is carved with a flying phoenix motif, with two phoenixes joining each other along a circular border, surrounding the flower in the middle. The flower is like a peony, and like a peony, I can't see what kind of flower it is, the carving is like two flying phoenixes, extremely fine, lifelike. In the center of the flower, which is also the center of the mirror, is inlaid with a red gemstone. Between the mirror and the back of the mirror, it is about half a finger width, and the dense intricate pattern is carved along the thick edge of this half finger width.
The Taoist priest took the mirror and looked at it over and over again, his eyes stayed on the intricate patterns on the edge of the mirror, looked at it carefully for a long time, and pondered. For a long time, as if he had suddenly thought of something, his expression moved, the thumb of his right hand kept groping along the edge of the mirror for a while, his lips opened and closed slightly, as if he was silently reciting something, and it was like this for a while, before he stopped and muttered, "I see." ”
Li Chuyi, who was next to him, didn't dare to take a breath, and when he heard the voice of the Taoist priest, he stepped forward and asked weakly, "Master, why is this so?"
The Taoist priest looked at him and showed a sneer.
"Someone wants to find our grandfather, so they set up such a game. I said that I always felt that something was wrong along the way, and now that I see this mirror, I understand everything. ”
"Who is looking for us?" Li Chuyi's face was full of curiosity, and he had the impression that the Taoist priest should have no relatives and friends.
"You don't need to know. The Taoist priest lowered his eyelids.
"Then what is this mirror?" Li Chuyi scratched his head and asked again.
"You don't need to know that. ”
Answering the same way, Li Chuyi was helpless. He knew that if the Taoist priest didn't want to say it, it would be in vain to ask.
At this time, Liang Yiwen came out of the inner room and walked in front of the two.
After greeting the Taoist priest first, Liang Yiwen hugged his fists and said to Li Chu: "Is there anything uncomfortable with the little Taoist chief?" Just now I wanted to ask the subordinates to carry you into the side room to rest, but your master stopped us from touching you, so I snubbed the little Taoist chief, and I hope it is no wonder." After saying that, he bent down and bowed his hand.
Before Li Chuyi could answer, he heard the Taoist priest say: "Young man, you just need to be trained, not to mention on the ground, even if you sleep on a stone in the wild, he has no problem, Boss Liang rest assured." After speaking, he glanced at Li Chuyi slightly and motioned him not to speak.
Li Chuyi was helpless, so he could only smile and nod at Liang Yiwen, indicating that the Taoist priest was right, and then stood aside silently without saying a word.
Liang Yiwen saw that there was nothing wrong with Li Chuyi, so he asked the Taoist priest again: "Immortal Chief, I have placed my wife in the inner room, but my wife has been unconscious, I wonder if Immortal Chief can go to see my wife now?"
"Shout, upgraded? Immortal Chief? This stinky Taoist priest is amazing, he has been promoted from Taoist to immortal, I don't know what means he used. Li Chuyi deeply admired the Taoist priest's flickering skills.
Hearing Liang Yiwen's words, the Taoist priest smiled: "Hehe, Boss Liang is serious, Poor Dao is an ordinary cultivator, just a little kung fu, but I can't be called an immortal, Boss Liang can call me a Hongchen Daoist." Now that Mrs. Zun has been placed and the apprentice has woken up, let's go and have a look, and ask Boss Liang to lead the way. ”
Liang Yiwen hurriedly thanked him, thinking that he would break through the wall with a roar, and said that he knew a little kung fu and deceived the ghost. Seeing that the Taoist priest didn't admit it, he smiled slightly and didn't say much, so he led the way first, and several people walked to the inner room.