Chapter 203: Your mother's skills must be very good
DDM Training Base, South Korea. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The Korean DDM team is the second largest team in South Korea, second only to the Korean League of Legends national team.
Although the DDM team is the second largest team in South Korea, its strength is not inferior to that of the Korean national team.
The last League of Legends S5 World Championship champion was the DDM team, and the second place was the Korean national team, and the third place was also a well-known team in South Korea.
Although Huaxia also had three teams participating in the S5 World Competition, their best result was only fourth.
At this moment, the coach of the DDM team, known as South Korea's No. 1 coach, Choi Woo-ho, is sitting in the office, lecturing his assistant.
"Did you find the contact information of the person I asked you to look up?"
"I found it, Instructor Cui, this is the contact information of this Huaxia person, please take a look. ”
"Xiao Li, how many times have I told you! This person is a member of our Korean nation. Choi Woo-ho reprimanded.
After hearing this, Xiao Li said honestly with a puzzled face: "But he is obviously from Huaxia, how do you know that he is from our Korean nation?"
Choi Woo-ho shook his head proudly and said disdainfully: "How can such a talent appear in that garbage country of Huaxia? This person must be the warrior of our Korean nation, and only the warrior of our Korean nation can come up with these wonderful routines." ”
"Instructor Cui, I heard that this person has rejected all the club's invitations, can he agree to our invitation?" Xiao Li doubted.
He will definitely agree, although Huaxia has a lot of land, but it is located in a wild and uninhabited country, presumably he now wants to urgently return to the arms of the motherland and urgently want to serve the country. Choi Woo Ho Tian said shamelessly.
Then, Choi Woo-ho asked Xiao Li to go out, picked up his mobile phone and dialed the phone on the card.
"Toot, toot, toot!"
Yang Hua had just deducted Shao Dahe's phone at this time, and before he could put down his mobile phone, the phone rang again.
Yang Hua glanced at the number, it turned out to be a foreign long-distance distance, he put a question mark in his heart and picked it up.
"Hey, hello. ”
"Hey, mud howl!"
The other party spoke a mouthful of broken Chinese, and his tone was quirky.
As soon as Yang Hua heard the other party's tone, he knew that the caller was a foreigner, but he didn't have any relatives in a foreign country, how could someone call him?
With questions, Yang Hua continued to ask, "Hello, may I ask who you are?"
"Are you, Yang Hua Xiansen?" the other party spoke extremely tongue-twisting, sounding particularly laborious and uncomfortable.
"Hmm. That's right. Yang Hua replied.
"Yang Hua Xiansen, I am the coach of the DDM team, my name is Choi Woo-ho, and like you, I am also a warrior of the Korean nation. Choi Woo-ho said.
DDM team?Are you Korean like me?
Who is the man of that lowly people!
When it comes to South Korea, Yang Hua is angry, in his past and present lives, Yang Hua has never had a good impression of this country in his heart.
In Yang Hua's impression, this country is a thief, a shameless thief.
Confucius is their country, the Dragon Boat Festival is their country, Qu Yuan is their country, do you still want to make a face? Your mother is still mine!
Therefore, hearing Cui Yuhao's words, Yang Hua's tone suddenly became much colder, and he said loudly: "Please speak with respect, I am from Huaxia." It's not a Korean stick!"
"Chinese people?"
The other party seemed to have heard some nice joke, and he sounded laughing on the phone: "The people of Huaxia are all descendants of my Korean nation, and they are all our sons." ”
"I, day, you, mom!"
As soon as Yang Hua heard this, he couldn't help it, he had such a violent temper, although he didn't think much of his country, but he didn't allow others to insult his nation so much.
Therefore, Yang Hua directly burst into foul language.
"Oh, I, what is Mom doing? Is there such a thing in Chinese?" said Choi Woo-ho, speaking in his broken Chinese, quite seriously.
"Oh, you ask the day, you, Mom? This is Huaxia's praise for you Koreans, you also know that our Huaxia country is a country of etiquette, for foreigners like you, Japan, you, Mom, is the best praise for you. It means to praise your mother for being beautiful and likable. ”
"Oh, thanks for the compliment, my mom isn't very pretty. Choi Woo-ho said in a rather tongue-twisting tone.
"Well, your mom must be very skilled. Yang Hua added.
"Oh, my mother's skills are very good, you know this, you are simply amazing!" Choi Woo-ho exclaimed.
Yang Hua almost laughed when he heard this, he couldn't help laughing and continued: "No need to thank you, after all, this kind of thing will be known for a long time." ”
Yang Hua Xiansen, come and join our DDM team, our Korean nation needs warriors like you, and our DDM team also needs warriors like you. As long as you come to Korea, you know my mother's technology. You come to our team as a coach, and let's join forces to make Huaxiaguo's group of grandsons never come out. Choi Woo-ho said.
Yang Hua was disgusted when he heard it, and said, "It's too old!"
"Also, I'll tell you something, Choi Woo-ho. You'd better do it yourself, don't think that we Chinese people are easy to bully, we Chinese people are also bloody men. Not to mention anything else, if you really annoy our Huaxia Kingdom, Lao Tzu will be the first to get along with you. Yang Hua was angry and said loudly.
"Also, I would like to give you another sentence, Korea was just a small subsidiary of the Huaxia State in ancient times, paying tribute every year, and coming to the court every year. In other words, the people of your country were the grandsons of the Huaxia Kingdom in ancient times, and when they see the Huaxia people, they are as respectful as they are when they see their elders. What is delicious and fun, including the beautiful BMW, it is all given to us Chinese people to enjoy first. Don't think you're great, you were a small subordinate country before, and now you still can't get anywhere. ”
"Let me tell you, I'm so short-tempered and angry, I'll go to your Korean entertainment industry to develop!"
After speaking, Yang Hua hung up the phone directly.
These sticks are really shameless, and the Chinese people are your descendants? Why don't you go to heaven?
At this moment, Yang Hua's impression of the stick was so bad that he held his breath in his heart, with a sneer on his face, he suddenly felt that his current eyes should not be limited to the entertainment industry of Huaxia Kingdom.
Now that many sticks have come to Huaxia to develop, why can't he go his own way and develop in the Korean entertainment industry?
If he becomes the king of Korean entertainment in the Korean entertainment industry, he will be able to convince these self-esteemed sticks, and he will also be able to breathe a good sigh of relief for the Chinese people.
At this moment, Yang Hua suddenly made a huge decision in his heart, even a decision that would affect his future life.
He felt that when he came into this world, he had to do something for his country and his people.
In Yang Hua's world, Yang Hua admires a person very much.
It was he who let the world know about chinesekungfu (Chinese kung fu), it was he who let all foreigners know that Chinese was not the sick man of East Asia, and he made the whole world tremble for him.
His name is Bruce Lee.
And at this moment, Yang Hua hopes that he can also do this point of Bruce Lee.
He also wants to let the world know that Huaxia is not so simple.
ps: second update. Today's two watches, everyone is happy on the Chinese Valentine's Day, and I made an appointment with friends to play together in the evening, girls, and the baby just wants to say a word.
I am not afraid of broken bones, I want to leave my innocence in the world... (To be continued.) )