Chapter 3 Arrangement of Work New books set sail, seeking collections, recommendations, and votes
"What do you mean?"
Long Chengtian and Ma Feifei looked at each other with blank expressions.
However, Ma Feifei got up and saw the bloody aunt's towel on the ground, her face changed several times in an instant, and she figured out the joints in it.
"Long Chengtian, you bastard, the old lady's reputation has been ruined by you!"
"Uh...... What do you mean? For Mao, you women like to say things I don't understand? No matter, I'll go to the toilet first. ”
Long Chengtian looked innocent, shrugged his shoulders, and walked to the door to open the door.
"Ahh
However, as soon as the door opened, there was a scream.
It turned out that Hu Wenqing did not go far after going out, but stuck it on the door and listened to the corner.
She never expected that Long Chengtian would "finish" so quickly. Therefore, as soon as the door opened, she lost her balance and fell in an instant.
Long Chengtian didn't expect that there would be people outside, only to see a beautiful shadow with a slight fragrance rushing towards him.
"Hmm...... Should I hide, or should I not?"
With this entanglement, Long Chengtian was thrown to the ground by Hu Wenqing.
"Uh-huh......!"
A little red lips kissed Long Chengtian's lips impartially.
"My first kiss is gone?"
This was Long Chengtian's first thought.
"But why does it feel good?"
Feeling the slightly fragrant and elastic gentleness pressed on his body, along with the second thought, Long Chengtian subconsciously knocked the other party's teeth with his tongue.
"Wait, let me sort it out! What the hell are you doing? Qingqing you're too!"
Looking at the scene in front of him, Ma Feifei was messy.
"Ahh
Hu Wenqing came back to his senses at this time, screamed, and hurriedly got up from Long Chengtian, and escaped a little embarrassed.
"It's so strange to suddenly find you women, don't I just want to go to the bathroom? Why do you have so many things! Women are such troublesome creatures. ”
Long Chengtian also got up from the ground, shook his head, and continued to walk in the direction of the toilet......
After a while, the three of them finally sat down.
"So, you're now a jobless homeless plus homeless single dog?"
Hu Wenqing raised his eyebrows and said a little playfully.
"Hmm...... In contrast, I prefer the definition of a single dog. ”
Long Chengtian touched his nose with some embarrassment.
"Okay! Qingqing, now that the misunderstanding has been explained clearly, let him live at home in the future!"
Ma Feifei began to be a good person.
"Don't want it! This dead pervert is at home, maybe one day I will be looked down by him!"
Hu Wenqing pursed his lips.
"I've seen it!"
Long Chengtian shrugged. And again: "And again, I'm not a dead pervert!"
"You're ......!"
Hu Wenqing's face turned red.
"Ahem, ahem...... If you don't say a word, I know you're alive!"
Seeing that Long Chengtian didn't open the pot, Ma Feifei hurriedly started to play a round, and said to Hu Wenqing: "Qingqing, you just give me face!
"Then I'm going to eat the dragon, the weevil-trunked mussel!"
After hearing the word "big meal", Hu Wenqing's eyes suddenly lit up, and the festival was shattered.
"Deal!"
Although he felt sorry for his purse, Ma Feifei still nodded happily and agreed.
"Sure enough, what the book says is right, women have two mouths, and they only know how to eat!"
Long Chengtian pursed his lips and muttered softly.
"Then you don't have the ability to eat!"
Hu Wenqing gave a hygiene eye for free.
"Okay, okay, you two don't make trouble!"
Ma Feifei suddenly had a head and two big.
"Humph!"
The two of them snorted coldly at the same time, turned their heads away, and stopped looking at each other.
"By the way, Qingqing, aren't you the HR director of Qingfeng Underwear Company, can you arrange a job for him?"
Out of guilt for Long Chengtian, Ma Feifei decided to be a good person to the end and sent the Buddha to the west.
"What? You're going to let the pervert into our company? No, no, isn't this going to let him harm my sisters?"
Hu Wenqing hurriedly shook his head in denial.
"Okay, okay, everything just now has been explained clearly, it's all a misunderstanding!"
Ma Feifei patted Hu Wenqing's little hand to show comfort.
"But my first kiss was taken away by this dead pervert!"
Hu Wenqing was a little aggrieved.
"First of all, you pushed me down!Second, I don't know if yours was your first kiss, but mine was my first kiss!Third, again, I'm not a pervert!"
Long Chengtian felt even more aggrieved. An innocent little virgin who hasn't even held his sister's hand, after meeting with this Hu Wenqing, not only did he not even have his first hug, but even his precious first kiss was inexplicably taken away by her.
"Uh...... I know you're not dead, so I don't need to repeat it a second time!"
Ma Feifei looked at Long Chengtian and Hu Wenqing with a black line, feeling speechless. Were these two enemies in their previous lives? Why did they pinch each other as soon as they met?
"It's because it's alive that it's more dangerous! I won't introduce him to work!"
Hu Wenqing's tone was extremely resolute, to show that he was a principled person with a bottom line.
"Okay! I'll treat you to another big meal. ”
Ma Feifei, who was extremely helpless, had no choice but to use his killer weapon again.
"It's not a matter of big meals or small meals!"
Hu Wenqing still seems to be resolute.
"Alright, two meals!"
Ma Feifei rolled his eyes.
"Sister Feifei, you're making it difficult for me to do this!"
Hu Wenqing's tone was a little loose.
"Count you ruthless, three tons!"
Ma Feifei gritted his teeth and raised his chips again.
"Giggle...... Sister Feifei, how embarrassing is this? But who are the two of us, for your sake, I will reluctantly introduce him to a job!"
Hu Wenqing smiled contentedly, and after speaking, he raised his fingers and counted, hmm...... Just now, Sister Fei Fei promised to invite me to a big meal, plus the current three, that's four!
Tut-tut...... When I think of the Australian lobster, my saliva is about to run......
"I'm going to you, that's okay, sister, what about your discipline?"
Long Chengtian looked at Hu Wenqing as if he was looking at an alien, his face was full of incredulity. How is this woman's brain circuit structured?
"Hey...... See, there's nothing that can't be solved by one big meal! If one meal doesn't work, then two!"
Ma Feifei raised his eyebrows and said proudly.
"It seems that every woman has the potential to be a foodie!"
After thinking about it for a long time, Long Chengtian came to a conclusion with great certainty.
……
"Since Sister Fei Fei asked me to give you this dead pervert and find a job, for her sake, I will arrange a job for you!"
After the deal was concluded, Hu Wenqing said vividly.
"One last time, I ......"
Long Chengtian was depressed, with such a pure and handsome appearance, would he look like a pervert?
"Okay, I know you're alive, don't interrupt!"
However, before Long Chengtian finished speaking, Hu Wenqing interrupted.
"Uh......"
Because it was about his work, Long Chengtian hesitated for a while, and finally chose to shut up.
"What diploma do you have, what degree, what major?"
Hu Wenqing began to ask Long Chengtian for basic information to see what kind of position he could arrange for him.
"Hey...... I have a Ph.D. in Computer Engineering and Human Biology from Tsinghua University!"
Long Chengtian said proudly.
"Shhh...... Tsinghua University's double doctorate? Can't you see it! You're still a super top student?"
Ma Feifei on the side suddenly gasped and was amazed.
"You can't buy these degrees, do you?"
Hu Wenqing looked suspicious.
"What's there to lie to you, your brother Tian, I'm an honest person!"
"Okay, show me your degree certificate, and I'll check the authenticity!"
"Uh...... This one...... I left at home and didn't bring it out. ”
"Cut! I don't even make drafts to brag, is it so easy to get a double doctorate degree from Tsinghua University?"
Hu Wenqing looked disdainful.
"Hey, hey, hey...... What kind of expression do you have! I really didn't lie to you! I really am ......."
"Okay, okay! Take 10,000 steps back, even if what you say is true, but you can't get an academic degree certificate now, and the company won't recognize it!
Hu Wenqing interrupted impatiently. Ignoring Long Chengtian's resentment, he asked again, "Do you have any special skills?"
"Uh...... Specialty: Is it considered a specialty when it is hard, more than 20 cm?"
Long Chengtian asked subconsciously.
"You dead pervert, what do you think! If you do this again, I won't give you a job!"
Hu Wenqing immediately roared.
"Okay, okay! Long Chengtian, just stop a little!"
Ma Feifei on the side also had a black line on his face.
"But in the army before, the bunnies under my command all said that I was specialty!"
Long Chengtian said that he was a little unconvinced.
"I'm talking about a specialty, not that specialty! I mean do you have any other technical expertise, such as knowing a few foreign languages or something!"
Hu Wenqing is going crazy.
"me! Who told you not to make it clear?"
Long Chengtian said that he was very wronged, and then you said very proudly: "It's not that I'm bragging, when it comes to foreign languages, I'm very good!
"Oh, really?"
Seeing Long Chengtian's confident appearance, Hu Wenqing was a little disapproving.
"Of course it's true, if it's fake!"
Long Chengtian patted his chest.
"Huh...... Then I'll test you, and you can use the language of the country I speak to say a famous aphorism that is most widely spread in our country in China and is familiar to everyone!"
Hu Wenqing said with a sneer, it just so happened that she also knew a few foreign languages, so she decided to directly pierce Long Chengtian's cowhide!
"It's easy!
Long Chengtian looks confident!
"Japanese!"
"One library, flax falls!"
"Korean!"
"Haji!
"English!"
"Falk Squid!"
Long Chengtian was beaming in his heart, this is it, it's too pediatric, isn't it? Isn't it familiar to everyone? These are definitely familiar!
"Get out of here!
Hu Wenqing couldn't hold back any longer, his face was black, he covered his heart, and roared! Where did Sister Feifei pick up this goods?