Chapter 181: You're Here to Be Funny (5600 Words More One)
Li Fan and Bi Xia walked off the stage, and Bi Xia was full of joy of promotion.
She thought that the semi-finals would be a tough battle, but what she didn't expect was to lie down and win!!
You say this is not angry? This is angry! What do you say you can do? No way!
However, compared with Bi Xia, Li Fan is obviously much calmer, because his biggest problem at present is guessing poetry, and this is what Li Fan is most unsure of, which is really a headache.
During this time, he basically conducted a "crushing" study on the 9 episodes of the program in front of the poetry conference, from which he groped for the preferences and intentions of the questioners, including his own troubles in this kind of guessing idioms, etc., after this period of hard work, he finally had a certain harvest, clarified his thinking, and studied the key points, but he didn't know if he could help himself in the subsequent competitions.
In the third group of poetry competitions, there are basically few cold poems in all aspects of the poetry competition, and the direction of the program is also biased towards the public, which shows that the program team is officially trying to bring the program closer to the general public. This is very beneficial to Li Fan, and greatly reduces the scope for Li Fan.
Li Fan divided the difficulty of the poems into different grades in his heart, and the framework of the poems in his heart has been basically completed.
Everything is ready, I just don't know how it will work.
On the stage, Dong Xin introduced: "Everyone knows that in our competition, there is a famous sand painting topic, today, Mr. Liu Qing, a sand painting artist who painted for our program, also came to the scene, and everyone applauded and encouraged. ”
Hearing this, Li Fan's heart trembled suddenly, it turned out that these sand paintings were made by the same person! Does that mean that these sand paintings must have something in common? After all, an artist must have his own creative tendencies, habits, and unique artistic aesthetics. And the more works an artist has, the more prominent the commonalities in the works will be, and the easier it will be to study.
Thinking of this, Li Fan glanced at Liu Qing, who stood up to greet the audience, and he patted his head, it's okay!
On the stage, the game continued, and this third round of the game had nothing to do with him, so Li Fan directly swiped his mobile phone under the stage, found all of Liu Qing's sand painting videos, and quickly browsed them.
Another 40 minutes were recorded in the semi-finals, and in the breakout match, a group of players fought each other, and the final six won. So far, the top 8 players in the finals have finally been born: Li Fan, Bi Xia, Lin Baofeng, Kang Xi, Yang Dou, Xue Panpan, Lei Lei, Hu Yue.
Dong Xin's voice was full: "Our semi-finals in this issue have come to an end here, let's see you next time." ”
In a round of applause, Dong Xin stepped down.
The so-called next meeting is to see you in a while, because the semi-finals and the finals are recorded together.
The studio was temporarily rested, the audience chatted, and the guest teachers went to the dressing room to touch up their makeup, and the scene was messy.
The vest stopped in the semi-finals, and his mouth was babbling, "Come on, there is no road before the car reaches the mountain, I have to go home and drive." ”
"What kind of car do you drive?" Yang Dou teased.
The contestants chatted together, but Li Fan sat there, frowning and bowing his head silently. Everyone gathered around and found that the creature was quickly watching the sand painting video on the screen.
"Look at people, no wonder Li Fan has outstanding achievements and outstanding abilities, the key is that people love to learn and study. ”
"It makes sense for everyone to succeed, how can anyone be among the dragons and phoenixes for no reason?"
"No matter how good the conditions are for you, don't you study and work hard? Look at Li Fan!"
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A group of people buzzed around Li Fan, Li Fan raised his head and smiled bitterly, and said in his heart, Can you be quiet? If you don't study and study, when you encounter a link of guessing poems in the finals, you must not torture me to death?
Bi Xia's excitement was still there, and she said: "Hey, lie down to win, my luck is really bursting today, it seems that my beauty has been taken extra care by God!"
"Beauty?" Ma Jia glanced down at Bi Xia.
Bi Xia said with a smile: "What, don't you get convinced? Look at my long legs!"
"Poof! I'll send you a poem!" Ma Jia thought about it, and also learned from Ding Yi to compose a poem, "The king of heaven covers the tiger, Bi Xia is 1.5 meters, the river demon of Pagoda Town, Bi Xia is not tall." ”
Bi Xia kicked him with a "bang" and said, "The old lady is talking about proportion, do you understand the proportion?"
While everyone was laughing, there were many leaders in the front row of the audience, which was a signal that the finals were about to be.
Sure enough, there has always been only the share of leaders such as employees, and there are no leaders and other subordinates, as soon as the leaders sat down, the director notified everyone to prepare for the recording of the finals.
Seeing this, Li Fan had no choice but to put away his mobile phone, and as the players came to the backstage again, the previous procedure had to be repeated.
The on-site director said to the audience: "Please take the applause, thank you for your hard work, three-two-one, start." ”
In a round of applause, the recording of the finals began, Dong Xin changed into a women's suit, very capable, she walked to the middle of the stage and recited the opening remarks that had not changed for thousands of years.
The top eight players all stood on the stage, and on the side of the stage, there was a brand-new SUV, which looked very high-end and high-grade under the brilliant lights.
Li Fan glanced at the SUV and counted the time in his heart, well, there are still two hours left!
"Eh, what are you thinking about?" Lin Baofeng asked.
Li Fan smiled: "Everyone is about to leave after the game, I can't bear you!"
"Oh!" Lin Baofeng was quite moved.
Dong Xin: "Today's match is divided into two rounds, the first round: the top 4 qualifiers, and the second round: the championship battle. First of all, in the first round, we used the 'Flying Flower Order', two by two, and the winner advanced to the championship match. Okay, please ask the staff to put on the props. ”
On the props, the draw begins.
Before, everyone was looking forward to drawing Li Fan, but this time, everyone saw the change of color and rushed to avoid him. There was a 17-year-old boy next to him, it was obviously a beast and a devil!
Lin Baofeng drew Xue Panpan, Kangxi drew Yang Dou, the fifth ball was Bi Xia, Bi Xia was happy again, Kang Xi and Lin Baofeng, the two masters, were all withdrawn, so his next opponents were very vegetable. What, you said that Li Fan didn't draw it? Don't make trouble, how can you have such a coincidental luck to draw the same person twice in a row?
But...... When the marker ball gurgled and rolled down, Bixia was dumbfounded, and her heart was roaring: I'm X, hell!
Bi Xia's face was full of astonishment, and he stomped his feet in annoyance, "Such a coincidence, my life!"
Dong Xin said with a smile: "I'll give you an idiom, success is also Li Fan, and defeat is also Li Fan." Belch...... I'm sorry, but we can't say we're losing yet. ”
"The race is over," Bi Xia sighed, stretched out his hand in the direction of the SUV, and sang: "Ah friend, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!"
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In the first game of Feihualing, Lei Lei played against Hu Yue, and the two sides shouted at each other:
Lei Lei made a bow at Hu Yue in the shape of "shooting the moon", and said: "Ride a horse across the cliff, bend the bow and shoot Hu Yue!"
The audience laughed when they saw this, this product is also a teaser, and they can even think of this Shi Dakai's "Entering the Sichuan Question Wall", which is also amazing, is it so much to understand the culture now?
Hu Yue glanced at him, did not answer, and directly made a set of sweeping actions, which confused the audience and the host.
Dong Xin asked, "What do you mean by this?"
Hu Yue smiled: "Minesweeper!!"
Lei Lei fainted instantly!
The applause immediately flooded the entire studio hall, this stalk, you can play for 10,000 years when you meet the surname "Lei"!
The final winners of the first three groups of Flying Flower Orders: Lin Baofeng, Kang Xi, and Hu Yue. At present, there is only the group of Li Fan and Bi Xia left.
At this time, Bi Xia was completely devastated, and she typically knew that she would die and had to go to the battlefield, and she thought about it and felt that this was a particularly tragic story! So, when she came to power, she walked out of the demeanor of a female martyr, impassioned, and ready to be righteous.
"Life is a hero, death is also a ghost! Come on, Li Fan. Bi Xia Lang said.
Li Fan walked on the stage and said: "Ten years of sharpening a sword, frost and cold have not been tried. I'm coming!"
Bi Xia felt a faint pain in his heart, do you mean that your great sword has not yet been unsheathed?
Dong Xin sneered: "Li Fan means that you don't need to use weapons to kill you, your bare hands are enough, this is Chilulu's discrimination, honorable 'Your Majesty', reply to him." ”
Bi Xia pursed his lips and said, "What he said seems to be very right. ”
The imagery of this round is: Pavilion.
Bi Xia: "I often remember the twilight of Xiting, I am drunk and don't know the way back!"
Li Fan: "But after the success, it will return to the Mantle Pavilion Immortal." ”
Bi Xia: "In the north of Gushan Temple, in the west of Jia Ting, the water surface is low at the beginning of the clouds. ”
Li Fan: "Today, I suddenly met Duyun Dong, and I dreamed of sitting in the flag pavilion. ”
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After more than a dozen rounds of tug-of-war between the two, Bi Xia couldn't hold it anymore, and she said to herself while thinking: "Suddenly there is an urge to abstain, uh yes, Jiang Ting said at night." I am glad to see Jinghua's new dance. ”
Li Fan said with a smile: "The old me is from his piano, and the old man is from the Diting Ke." ”
Bi Xia frowned at this time and asked the audience: "Am I not guilty of competing with 'artificial intelligence'?"
The audience shouted in unison: "Yes!"
Bi Xia spread his shoulders and pouted at Li Fan, "You won!"
This can't be helped, it's not just the difference in strength, it's simply the game between the human brain and the "computer".
Li Fan and Bi Xia hugged each other, and all the top four players were born.
The championship competition consists of three parts: poetry comprehensive knowledge competition, you play and I guess, and sand painting questions.
In this championship battle, except for the poetry comprehensive knowledge competition, the other two links are all Li Fan's weakness, and he wants his mother's life.
The four men were in position and ready to start the rest of the game.
Li Fan kept moving his limbs and fingers to warm up. The first round is very important for him, whether he can win the championship depends on whether he can lay a good foundation in this round, and as long as the next two items do not lag behind, he will be considered a victory.
After the ten slender fingers moved countless times, seeing that Dong Xin had just read the question, Li Fan hung his palm on the answering device, looking nervous, ready to slap it at any time!
The other three were all in a state of full attention, and when they came to the last link, anyone had to go out and fight for that time.
Dong Xin: "In 'Heng Mei coldly pointed at a thousand husbands, bowed his head and was willing to be a son of a cow', 'A cow of a child' comes from an allusion to which historical figure?"
Bang!
Li Fan: "Qi Jinggong!"
Dong Xin: "This one says that he spoils his own child, so what is his child called?"
Li Fan: "Tuh!"
Question 2:
"'Ji Meng Wei He, Wei Xiong Wei Zhen' is from "The Book of Songs, Xiao Ya Si Gan", so, what are the signs of dreaming of bears and sins?"
Bang!
Li Fan once again gave full play to his youth and hand speed, and rushed to say: "Wei Xiong Wei Zhen, the auspicious omen of giving birth to a boy." ”
Dong Xin said: "What if I give birth to a girl?"
Li Fan said: "Wei Wei Snake!"
The audience applauded and learned again!
The other three looked at each other:
"Dude, work hard! Let's not let Li Fan shave bald!"
"Shall we think about it before we start?"
"After we think about it, everyone will answer correctly, if you don't think, you just rob!"
Also, when Dong Xin just finished reading the question, Li Fan directly had the answer, and his reaction to the answer to the question was completed in an instant, and other ordinary people can only complete it in at least three moments.
So the next ......
Pick out a verse from the following 5 idioms:
Cardamom years;
Seventy years old;
Careless for human life;
pulling out seedlings to help grow;
Extraordinary;
Please answer!"
Bang!
Dong Xin said: "Please Hu Yue give an answer." ”
Hu Yue squinted at the screen and said, "Wait a minute, I'll look for it first!"
Burst!
The audience laughed when they heard this, and sure enough, in order to confront Li Fan, everyone directly implemented the strategic policy of shooting first and thinking later!
The countdown begins.
10!
9!
……
Tao Yuanming's "Returning to the Garden", planting beans in the south of the mountain, grass is full of beans and seedlings!"
"Congratulations!"
In this kind of competition in which others are playing with their lives, Li Fan still relied on his clever reaction to score 14 out of 30 questions, accumulating 28 points, while the second place Kang Xi only scored 14 points.
There is no way, everyone has to accept their fate in despair, otherwise what else can they do?
At the end of the first session, several people comforted each other.
"It's okay, calm down!"
"Then it's time to clean up Li Fan. ”
"Kill him in the next two links, and don't leave a piece of armor!"
Lin Baofeng asked: "By the way, Li Fan, in the next link, let you grab it casually, anyway, you will be deducted points for answering incorrectly." ”
Hey, after Li Fan was provoked for the first time, he lowered his head and drooped his head, which was originally the most amazing advantage, but it evolved into the most sorrowful disadvantage, which shows that sometimes the head is easy to use and may not solve any problems.
The second link: [You play and I guess], 5 points for each question!
Dong Xin said: "There is an invitation below, Wang Wang will come to the stage and perform for everyone." ”
Li Fan's head was getting bigger at this time, and he kept reminding himself in his heart: 1, don't guess rare poems, 2, observe the core information, 3, get rid of the superfluous actions of the performers......
After a series of self-prompts, Li Fan rubbed his temples and carefully observed every move on the stage.
Wang Wang walked to the middle of the stage, glanced at the tablet, and began his performance.
She first shook her hand in front of her, and then began to mimetricate the roof of the shed: "Oh, oh!"
What is it?
Several players looked at each other.
Wolves? It's kind of like a chicken. The gesture of waving should mean "no".
This is the finals, no one guesses blindly for luck, and if you are not six or seven percent sure, you will not start easily. Everyone was staring nervously at Wang Wang on the stage at this time, and glanced at the car not far away.
Li Fan smashed it, smashed his mouth, what is this set of actions, there is no accurate answer at all.
Seeing that no one answered, Wang Wang repeated the previous action again, and then wiped her hair with her hand.
The players still didn't start, but Li Fan understood in seconds, he thought about it and sank his breath.
Wang Wang's third performance, she had an idea, and hummed: "Lalalala......", and then onomatopoeia after singing, "Oh, oh!"
Li Fan raised his eyebrows and slammed the answer button: "Hugh will sing yellow chicken with white hair!"
Wang Wang sighed, Dong Xin also shook his head regretfully, and said, "Wrong! 5 points will be deducted, and the game will continue." ”
Bang!
Li Fan grabbed it again: "Don't sing yellow chickens and white hair!"
Dong Xin said: "Correct, Li Fan added 5 points, together, this question did not score." ”
Yes, it's been a busy day.
The other three contestants questioned.
"Come on, you're gray-haired? Your hair is drenched in ink. ”
Wang Wang was speechless, "Can I still dye my hair white on the spot?"
Kang Xi said: "Then whose chicken is like you?" Sister, have you ever seen a live chicken?"
Hu Yue said: "That's how the rooster crows, listen, cluck......"
The audience was amazed, and the learning was really like.
Lin Baofeng nodded again and again, pointed at Wang Wang, and said, "See, this chicken is professional!"
Hu Yue glanced at him, as if he wanted to kill someone.
Question 2: [Laughing and asking where the guest comes from]
Wang Wang continues to perform, but how to perform this?
Wang Wang thought for a while, and began to laugh out loud, "Hahaha!" and then pointed to the front, and continued to laugh, laughing flamboyantly and charmingly.
The four contestants were dumbfounded, thinking to themselves, what are you doing here?
Suddenly, Lin Baofeng replied: "Win the name of Qinglou Bo Xing!"
"You're only in Qinglou!" Wang Wang continued his performance, still laughing, and occasionally raised his finger to point forward.
Bang!
Li Fan hurriedly said: "I know, smile and ask where the guest is from!"
"Yes! plus 5 points. ”
It's okay, I've been analyzing and analyzing for a while, and I've finally broken myself back into the ranks of ordinary people.
Question 3:
As soon as Ding came to the stage, he raised two fingers, and then shook his two arms to learn to fly.
Kang Xi replied in seconds: "I wish to be a winged bird in heaven!"
Question 4:
Ding Yiwu's physical performance began, raised his hands to drink, and then crossed his hands and made a difference on his chest.
Bang!
Li Fan grabbed it again: "Stop the cup and throw the chopstick, you can't eat!"
"Correct, Li Fan adds 5 points!"
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This round you come and go, the results of the four people are seesawing each other, Li Fan's performance is relatively normal, although he is not brilliant in this round, but he has not dropped the chain, basically the hard work of this time has not been in vain.
At the end of this round, the results were released: Li Fan scored 15 points (43 points out of total), Kangxi scored 25 points (39 points out of total), Lin Baofeng scored 15 points (out of 27 points), and Hu Yue scored 10 points (out of 20 points)
At the end of this round, Li Fan breathed a deep sigh of relief and was excited that he was temporarily free from the distractions.
At this time, Kang Xi had a thought in his heart, he was extremely strong in this round, scoring 10 points more than Li Fan, although he is currently 4 points behind Li Fan, but this is not a problem, and the last round of sand painting questions, sand painting questions are also Li Fan's weakness, as long as he plays normally, the possibility of winning the championship is basically biased to his side!
The current situation on the field, Li Fan and Kangxi can be said to be evenly matched, although Li Fan is still ahead, but everyone knows that the next link is Li Fan's weakness, and Li Fan is most afraid of the link. Chasing the deer in the Central Plains, it is not yet known who will kill the deer!
After all, there's only a 4-point gap!
Kang Xi was in high spirits at this time, his little eyes were about to laugh, well, this time the car had a show!
As for the other two, needless to say, they basically withdrew from the championship competition and were purely in the role of escort.
The audience at the scene was nothing, everyone still felt that the championship was still Li Fan's, and there was no suspense. Because in their hearts, Li Fan is a bug-level existence, but there are all kinds of unsolvable solutions, how can he miss the championship?
However, people who really knew Li Fan began to worry.
Xiaoxiao frowned and didn't say a word.
Gu Yating's hands were clasped tightly, and her eyes were full of worry.
Meng Meng couldn't smile anymore, staring at the stage with big eyes watery.
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However, even if there is a difficulty, it has to be hard to go up and find a way to overcome it.
Li Fan was still thinking about sand painting in his heart at this time, and now for him, the impact of the distraction issue is no longer great, and he has basically entered the category of "human beings". Now, he wants to find a way to find a breakthrough in all of Liu Qing's works, hoping to improve his accuracy in guessing poems.
After a short break, Dong Xin walked to the stage, "Friends, the last item in the finals: [Sand Painting Guessing Words]." Whoever will win the championship will be in the next moment. ”