On the huge screen of the office building in Century Plaza, in the form of dominating the screen, countless photos and video clips of the two people are repeated uninterruptedly.

The two sat side by side in the observation pavilion, snuggling and murmuring in the misty night, and not far behind them, they were busy building a stove and preparing a barbecue in a green area to celebrate this wonderful night.

Gu Yating said softly: "How much does this cost? You are too extravagant and wasteful!"

Li Fan smashed it, smashed his mouth, "It's okay, I'll find the program team for reimbursement tomorrow." ”

"You, you'll live!"

"Look, then. ”

Gu Yating suddenly raised her head, leaned in front of him, grabbed his ear and said, "No, haven't you never been in love? ”

"Hey, this one, research and research, isn't it all about meeting you in your dreams?"

"Nasty!"

Gu Yating fell into Li Fan's arms again.

"Eh, there's a show of affection over there, come here. ”

"If you want to get tired of going back to the hotel room, don't let us look at it, spicy eyes!!"

"Please don't hurt our group of singles, a harmonious society, and the coexistence of man and beast!"

Amid the ridicule of the crowd, the two men got up and returned to the crowd with red faces.

Li Fan's suit was too restrictive, and he forgot to take it off when he left the gymnasium, and he said, "You guys are busy, I'll go to the car to change my clothes." ”

"By the way, buy two cases of beer, hey, the material is not complete, forget it, I'll buy it with you. ”

Niu Benben said that, and he and Li Fan disappeared into the crowd.

A group of sisters helped to get the ingredients out and said enviously:

"Wow, you're so happy, you have such a boyfriend to spoil you, it's too nourishing for a lifetime. ”

"The beautiful princess met Prince Charming, Li Fan is really not picky, talented and knowledgeable, handsome and bubbling, romantic and perfect!"

"It's funny, you can't find such a man with a lantern!"

……

Gu Yating smiled sweetly, as if she had fallen into a honey pot.

"Does he have any weaknesses, say them, let's balance them. ”

"yes, let's feel a little bit of popularity. ”

The first word that came to Gu Yating's head was "yellow mouth and yellow heart", but this little privacy couldn't be said, she thought about it, "He has a loud nickname called Tie Guan Li, is he going to be a kidnapper?"

"No, no, no, I can walk the square team a few times in my life, this is completely impossible. ”

Gu Yating thought about it again, "What about getting up?"

"The child is angry when he gets up, which shows that he is still childlike. ”

"Yes, this is a cute point. ”

"Oh no, no, don't you say that you are innocent between you? How do you know that he is angry when he gets up?"

Gu Yating made a big red face, "Guess!"

"Eldest sister, where can you guess?"

"Then we're going to make up the picture?"

……

Niu Benben and Li Fan went to the supermarket, bought the short-supply spices and two cases of cold beer, and then drove to the mountain park.

At this time, Li Fan had already changed into a big vest and big pants, he sat on the co-pilot with his slippers, and gnawed on the chicken paws, he was really hungry.

Niu Benben gave a thumbs up while driving, still full of praise, "Dude, in terms of picking up girls, you are an expert, or you are an old man! ”

Li Fan instigated his fingers, picked up a piece of pig ear and gnawed it again.

"Eh! eh!" Niu Benben patted the back of Li Fan's hand, "Preach and teach, tell me how you made Gu Yating fascinated, and tell me about your Pickle Girl Sutra." ”

Li Fan licked his lips, "Call Master." ”

"Master!"

"Ah, love. Let me tell you about it. The royal road of pickling girls is, one loose and one tight, relaxed and moderate, hot and cold, near and far, you seem to be clear and clear in her eyes, but it is hazy——"

"Can you be specific, don't be pretentious. ”

Li Fan wiped his mouth and said: "Da Niu, let me tell you, most girls are going to be spoiled, many words are obviously rhetoric, and they also know that you are 'talking nonsense', but they love to listen, at this time, we have to fool them with sweet words, so that everyone is happy." Half of the way of men and women depends on the mouth. ”

Niu Benben asked inquisitively: "What about the other half, what do you rely on?"

"By the kidneys!"

Niu Benben smashed the steering wheel with both hands, and then nodded vigorously, "Reasonable, incisive!"

"This 'pet' also said, some smart girls, the more you spoil her, the more she will be inseparable from you, but there are also girls, you spoil and spoil, spoil her out of the illusion, she really thinks she is a princess, and then 'bang' kicks you away and goes to find her Prince Charming, which is more fucked. ”

Niu Benben was puzzled, "But how can you tell what girls can't be petted?"

"It's very simple, just look at how she responds to you, you love her for 10 points, and she pays you back 5 points, which means that she is worthy of pampering. ”

"Oh, why is there a 5-point difference?"

"Because some love is silent, you will automatically ignore it. For example, she prepares breakfast for you on time, and she is in a hurry when you go out and don't return. ”

Niu Benben nodded, "You haven't been in love either, I always suspected that you had serious flaws in love, but I didn't expect you to be a lewd talent." ”

Li Fan blinked, "Then take a look!"

"If you want to be a little more experienced, you can give an emotional lecture on the TV station, and we have to call you Teacher Li, Expert Li. ”

Li Fan sneered, "Tell you, any emotional expert is a lie, I was also talking nonsense just now, human feelings are complex and changeable, no one can understand it." All the experts on gender relations are liars, and sometimes we hear them make a lot of sense, but it's all, and who doesn't understand the truth they say?

Couples or marriages, finding the other half is completely a matter of luck, two people meet the right way, then happy, if the current can't be touched, no matter how good the two parties are, it won't help. ”

"Makes sense!"

"Come here with your ears and teach you the most important one for the teacher!"

Niu Benben tilted his ear and asked, "What?"

"The kidneys must be good!"

When he returned to Banshan Banjing Park, Ma Qiang had already baked some, but it was either scorched or lightly baked, and everyone was complaining.

Niu Benben walked into the crowd with a beer, "I'm here! I'm a professional at this!"

Ma Qiang said: "Is the big man really good?"

"It must be done, I have been learning art after following Uncle Li's ass!"

Ma Qiang asked suspiciously: "Li Fan, you are from a 'catering family', why can't you bake it?"

Li Fan said confidently: "I eat this professionally!"

"You...... You're a foodie, you only eat and don't work, huh?"

Niu Benben's barbecue skills are really good, and his hands and feet are also sharp, and he quickly baked a lot of finished products.

Others pulled out the table and set up chairs, everyone gathered around, chatted about their romances, and plate after plate of barbecue was served, which was very hearty, relying on real eggs, vegetable rolls, red sausages, and all kinds of meat skewers.

Ma Qiang handed a string of waists to Li Fan, and smiled: "Please use it slowly." ”

Niu Benben also blinked, and put two bunches of leeks on Li Fan's plate, "Eat more!"

Ding Long picked up a string of bullwhips, swallowed his saliva, and handed it over, "I'll give it to you!"

Li Fan glanced up at Gu Yating, who was busy filling carbon not far away, and whispered to everyone: "It's useless to make up for it, and my kidney is useless!"

While everyone was laughing, Gu Yating sat down next to Li Fan and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

One girl said, "Laugh at me." I had a boyfriend when I was a freshman.,Hey.,Hey.,Hey, he's basically in love with the game every day.,Dead house.,There's no time to pay attention to me.,The two of me always quarrel about it.,In the end, he made a bad move in order to be able to play the game with peace of mind.,Want to pull me to play with me.,Experience his life.。 ”

Gu Yating asked, "What is the result?"

"As a result, I managed to get into the pit, only to find out, oh, it turns out that this online game is really fun. ”

"Then you're a good match! Screw has found the hat. ”

"Yes, he dumped me a few days ago, saying that marrying me like this has a big heart, and he will definitely take care of his family in the future!"

In the midst of everyone's laughter, someone said: "Then your boyfriend is okay, my boyfriend is wonderful, saying that their family found a fortune teller to calculate the two of us, saying that we don't agree, saying that I am Kefu, resolutely can't get married, it's okay to play, play with your sister! ”

"How?"

"I'll wipe me, I'll rub it, I'll wipe it! ”

Ding Long raised his hand and said, "Senior sister, can you consider me, I'm not afraid of you!"

"You're not afraid?"

Ding Long raised his foot, stepped on the edge of the table, pointed to the sneaker logo, and said, "Nike!"

Burst!

Everyone laughed and vomited.

"Actually, I'm quite weird here, my boyfriend abandoned me because my English grades were too poor, and I couldn't accompany him to study abroad in the future, isn't it a bastard?"

……

The women began to disparage their boyfriends in all sorts of ways, their boyfriends or the boyfriends they had heard of.

"Bad men, all bad men!"

"It's all badass, a bunch of weird!"

……

Li Fan felt that as an "emotional teacher" and a new emotional expert, it was time for him to say something for the majority of male colleagues, he said leisurely: "Actually, those strange reasons for breaking up may just be that your boyfriend is too lazy to find an excuse to break up, just say it casually." ”

In the quiet night, this sentence rang out in the hollow:

That's it!

It's just whatever you want!!

……

The women were silent, and after a moment they erupted en masse:

"Cut him!"

"If you talk a lot, you talk a lot!"

……

After the picnic in the half-mountain half-view park, everyone was arranged to sleep in the hotel, and when the two returned to the room, it was already more than 1 o'clock.

As soon as they walked into the room, Gu Yating threw herself directly into the mountains of gifts, and she said excitedly: "Hurry up, close the door and open the gifts." ”

The word "demolition", in addition to the more violent meaning such as "forced demolition", it is still more exciting and exciting, such as dismantling express delivery, dismantling gifts, dismantling product packaging, and dismantling women's clothes!

Li Fan also felt the same way about this, he picked up the fruit knife from the coffee table, and said, "Bring it quickly, I'm also quite curious." ”

Gu Yating slipped over two gift boxes, put them on the table, and said, "Give me a knife!"

"I'll demolish it, and I'll contract this kind of manual work in the future. ”

"Thank you for your kindness, excuse me!"

The two of them scrambled back and forth, and after a while, Li Fan obtained the "right to open the knife" with rock-paper-scissors, Gu Yating pouted and watched the fruit knife against the side of the box, looking how wronged she was.

Li Fan glanced at her and slapped the fruit knife on the table, "Here you go!"

Gu Yating clenched her fists, "Thank you Shaoxia for conceding!"

Opened the gift box, there was a stuffed bear inside, Gu Yating kissed it, put it aside, and continued to open another package, which contained a set of matryoshka dolls.

Li Fan got up and said, "I'll go and transport the goods for you." ”

"No, no, no, I'll do it myself, you always sit. ”

Gu Yating happily walked to the windowsill again, and picked up the gift box of Zhang Mengmeng and Niu Benben, Zhang Mengmeng's gift box was very light and weightless, but Niu Benben's gift box, she lifted it, and she didn't move at all.

Hey, what's so heavy?

She lifted it again, but she still didn't move, "It's so heavy, Li Fan, I'll leave this to you." ”

Li Fan smiled: "See, a woman's world is inseparable from men, I'll come." ”

Walking to the gift box, Li Fan lifted it with one hand and didn't move!

"I'll go, something. Li Fan put his hands together and used fifty percent of his strength to move to the coffee table.

The two of them took it apart and took a look, okay, the package was a full set of dumbbells, and a line of words was printed on the box of the inner carton: 30KG electroplated dumbbells.

There was a note inside: The body is the capital of the revolution, please exercise more and actively participate in the revolution!

Gu Yating frowned and said, "Brother Niu, what do you mean by this? What kind of revolution, whose life is the revolution?"

Li Fan said in his heart: Whose life is it to change?

Gu Yating said suspiciously: "What does this mean, why are you laughing weirdly?"

"Ah, that, what is this! You know. ”

Gu Yating "suddenly realized", "Oh, you want to play basketball again? Then you should really exercise more!"

Li Fan's eyebrows are stirred, he must exercise more!

Open Zhang Mengmeng's gift box, inside is a hand-painted book, the hand-painted book is empty, there is no content, but there is a note, explaining that she wants to use the story between two people to create a romantic comic, the name of the hero and heroine has been set for the time being, it is called "Pengpeng" and "Tingting"!

Gu Yating was pleasantly surprised: "Meng Meng really has a heart! Art students' brains are just different, so ingenious!"

Li Fan tightened his eyebrows and shook his head: "The idea is good, but my name is ......

"What's wrong with the name? "Poetry, Wind and Carriage" has a cloud: "I walk in the wilderness, Pengpeng its wheat", "Pengpeng" is a good word, the grass and trees are luxuriant, and the vitality is vigorous. ”

Li Fan said with an embarrassed face: "But, it's too passive!!"

"Passive?" Gu Yating stared at the name "Peng Peng" and thought about it, "Peng"? Passive? "Peng"? She suddenly glared, locked Li Fan's neck with both hands, and threw herself down directly, "You are so dirty, what are you all about?"

Li Fan hooked her waist and pulled down, "Because, I am a 'yellow' race." ”

"Die!" Gu Yating punished this "yellow" person with a "yellow mouth and yellow heart" with her hands and feet, kicking, biting, grabbing, pinching, and doing everything.

Li Fan resisted for a while, and finally simply went to the sofa and said fearlessly: "Come on, be passive, it's not impossible!"

Gu Yating straightened her body, covered her forehead and sighed, "How did I know you?

"Mr. Qian Zhongshu, a master of Chinese studies, wrote dozens of English Jin books with a brief summary of their titles, Mr. Jia wrote "Waste Capital", and his manuscript was abridged several times before it was published, and the works of Junichi Watanabe and Haruki Murakami were not a little 'yellow'? Am I wrong?"

"You, go, go, go back to your room. ”

Li Fan shook his head, stretched out his finger and hooked it, "Come on, come here!"

"You're back in your room!"

"I don't!" Li Fan remembered what Niu Benben had just told him: one blow of strength, then decline, and three exhaustion.

Besides, tonight's pomp and circumstance are so big, we can't work in vain!