Chapter 2 The Demon King doesn't have to pass the professional qualification exam?
Speaking of traversing, especially a profession with such a high starting point like the Demon King, it probably won't be worse than being an intern. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In a historic castle, in a library with a few windows. I lay leisurely by the window, holding a book in my hand, admiring the beautiful scenery outside the window, waiting for the succubus attendant in a maid costume to serve me the first cup of black tea after the morning......
Then, when I was bored enough to yawn, a powerful Demon King Army cadre appeared out of thin air behind me. Asking, do I want to personally lead the invincible army, as a recreational activity, to attack other forces, by the way, to rob a few beautiful demon or human girls back to be maids or something.
This is the ideal state in my mind, no matter how bad it is, even nothing.
I think there should be at least a high-level squire who can fight and be an instructor in novice mode, right?
Of course, it's best to be an eye-catching succubus or dream demon.
But the reality was that I was standing in the dimly lit hall, staring blankly at the empty place. Not to mention the chair that I can sit on, it's a broken library with few torches.
Gulping down, those who don't know if the dust that has been deposited for hundreds or thousands of years......
The only creatures that can accompany me in the entire huge space are the giant spiders that crawl around, and the cobwebs that cover almost the entire library?!
"Skeletons?!"
Looking at the hands turned into white bones, and the hollowing out below the ribcage, I didn't know what to say.
"Two months ago, I just got my medical license......!
I tried to calm my anger. It wasn't until a second later that a spider accidentally landed on my smooth jawbone, and I finally couldn't help but roar: "And now, you actually want me to pass the professional qualification exam to become a demon king?!!!
I stared at the two big smart eyes, yes, just staring, trying to use the feeling I once had, staring at the small note in my hand.
Sure enough, as I expected, after feeling my anger, the originally blank note resurfaced with words that I had never seen before. Somewhat unexpectedly, I actually knew what it meant:
"Even if you look at me like this, I won't suddenly become a beautiful girl to give you eyes. ”
The stalemate lasted for a long time, and I don't know exactly how long, and there was no way to even tell the passage of time when I stayed in this hellish place. Except for the seeping "rustle" sound of spiders crawling from here to there.
But.. What's more, I'm so adapted!!
"Okay, let me sort things out. ”
I gave up on a piece of paper and sat cross-legged.
As for being dirty, what do I have to dislike if I only have a skeleton left, I don't care if I died once a long time ago.
"Very good, stupid soul, it seems that you have calmed down. Reintroduce yourself, I am the legacy left by the Lord for you, and I am also responsible for overseeing you to fulfill the Lord Lord's expectations, which is to become the next Demon King. In order to adapt to your superficial understanding, you can call me the Demon King Assist System, which should be easy to understand for a poor creature like you who doesn't even have a girlfriend. ”
"Hmm... Hehe.. Thank you for reminding me, auntie landlord. ”
A familiar voice rings in my head. Well, no matter what supernatural events are, they can't frighten me anymore, whether he's a demon king or a skeleton or something, I don't even want to waste the strength to reply.
"Wait!!"
I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and glanced around strangely: "Fang... Aunt Dong?!!"
"The focus of stupid souls is always inexplicable, I am the steward of the Book of the Dead, the highest order soul creation!"
The small note in my hand was unwilling to jump, successfully attracting my attention and extinguishing my expectations.
Come to think of it, no matter how much I was pressed to make up the rent I owed, it was unlikely that the landlord's aunt would appear in such a place.
"The voice you hear, in order to show the majesty of the lord, is taken from the most feared thing of your soul!
The voice calling itself the Book of the Dead rang out again, and the disdain in his tone was palpable to the extreme.
Even I can feel that strong disgust and contempt, for example, well... It's like what it feels like for an insect phobia patient to see a caterpillar in the kitchen of their own home.
I didn't expect to become a skeleton, and the thing I was most afraid of was my aunt who only owed two months' rent......
Never mind.. Despise it, despise it, think about it, I have nothing to be surprised about, anyway, they have reached the lowest point in their lives, and there will be no worse situation.
Although I was also curious how I managed to embrace so many messy new concepts in such a short period of time.
These supernatural events, one after another, have unscrupulously undermined my self-confidence as a Scientarian. Since I've become a skeleton, that is, I've already died?
Theoretically, if I don't have muscles and nerves, I don't have the senses of taste, hearing and smell.
I don't know why, but I still feel tactile, but judging from how long I've been here, I don't think I'll ever feel hungry or sleepy again. Don't worry about food expenses, I really don't know whether to be happy or sad.
I don't even have a throat to make a sound, and I can already listen to the mess of books and speak directly in my head!!
You still want me to go to the top of your life for your bullshit master?!!!
To be reasonable, it is estimated that I can now carry a wooden shield and a rusty sword, and I can upgrade to the skeleton warrior cannon fodder summoned by those necromancers in online novels with a wave of their hands.
was treated as an outcast, and "clicked" and twisted his small body to charge.
Then when he reached the opposite side of the rogue warrior who was full of muscles and mockery, he was beaten by the fireball technique of an unknown magician who had been watching the show before?!!
"Haha.. It's a good life."
Covering my forehead, I laughed and sighed with a self-deprecating smile.
I don't know how to sigh at this imaginary picture, not to mention the beautiful nurse and pennant, even the whole corpse has to be picked up piece by piece after the battle, and I don't know if there is any glue or something like that can glue them together.
I didn't have any expectations for my future, so I replied decisively:
"I'm rejecting your quest, so you'd better just kill me. ”
"Stupid soul, your little theater in your brain is pretty good......"
The voice of the Book of the Dead echoed in my head again. All right.. Now I am exposed to the surveillance of this self-proclaimed superior soul creature at any time, even what I am thinking, and I have one more reason to die.
"But who told you that this is your fate in the future! But you, with the favor of the Lord!!As long as you can pass this Demon King Professional Qualification Exam, you will be able to get everything you want!"
The words of the Necronomicon seemed to be seductive and made my eyes light up, even though I had no eyeballs.
Yes, although I only think about it now, I'm not an ordinary skeleton soldier, I have traveled over! How could I die under the fireball technique! I can't be an intern doctor, and I can open a peerless world!!
However, the next words of the Necronomicon were like a basin of ice water, and instantly cooled my newly ignited enthusiasm:
"When you become a candidate for the Demon King, even if you die, you will only be chopped to pieces by the Berserker, trampled under the feet of the Purgatory Dragon, and chewed by Cerberus as a snack......"
"That's enough, please stop!"
I shuddered, though it clicked a little harshly.
Lying on the ground weakly, I looked at the words on the small note... Then throw it away. By the way, he rolled up the nearby spider silk and covered it as a quilt: "Just let me stay here quietly and fend for myself." ”
If you think about it, you almost got deceived by the Book of the Dead.
Even though I fought for dozens of lives, I was extremely lucky to become a demon king. Well, until now I didn't know what the Demon King was, I didn't know anything about the world at all.
In case, I'm talking about what if, if one day I become the Demon King and become the strongest existence in the Demon Realm!
I am only the strongest being, I am an existence! Not a living being!
The feeling that ordinary creatures should have. I, all, no, have!
I am just a small farmer, and although I also have the ideal of helping the world, after all these years of hard work, I have found that being able to do it alone can be achieved as the ultimate goal.
And if, as a result, the demagoguery of the Book of Necrons, desperately working as free labor.
Go and compete with those guys who even don't hesitate to kill their entire family in order to become a demon king. Just to eat and support, make others uncomfortable, and make yourself uncomfortable?
"We reason, Ah Shu ....."
I wrapped myself in spider silk and sighed helplessly: "Alas... Just let me be a dog here. ”
"The Lord really drew the worst card. ”
The Necronomicon complaint came as scheduled, but it didn't matter, I didn't have any nostalgia, I wasn't even afraid of death, what could I do? Then I thought of the legend of a long time ago, as long as you are brave, you can take seven days off a week.
After a long silence, the voice of the Necronomicon sounded again: "As long as you become a demon king, you can have a new body......"
"You promise?"
Kicking the spider silk quilt away, I was instantly refreshed.
Now that I think about it after two minutes, I think about it because being a demon king is a thankless and thankless errand.
But if you can be reborn, or reincarnated...... That's right, that's it, then I accept the gift of my predecessors, turn the demon world upside down, and open up a different world, isn't it valuable?
After all, it's the demon world, and there are succubi. After all, it's a different world, and there are dream demons!
"I... Protect.. Proof!!"
The Necronomicon seemed to be very angry, and I could clearly feel the sound of a book gritting teeth:
"And, after passing the Demon King Professional Qualification Exam, I can consider recovering some of your perceptions. ”
I nodded, got up and cleaned up the silk and spiders around me.
After making a clean place, I took out the gold-rimmed glasses I had just found in the corner, put them on, and asked seriously, "So, where should we start the test?"
To my surprise, the Necronomicon didn't seem to mind my passivity. Instead, in the rough voice of the landlord's aunt, he said with some pleasure: "All!!"
"It's disgusting. After muttering quietly, I asked a little strangely, "What all?"
At this time, a bad premonition appeared behind me again. Because I thought about it, in addition to the piles of spiders and spider silk, it is also a three-story wrap-around type, so spacious that you have to run all day long for pictures, books, and libraries......
"Wise idea, I'm starting to like your understanding~ Wow, ha, ha, ha, ha. ”
The Book of the Dead (Landlord's Aunt Edition) reverberated in my ears with heartbroken laughter.
I'm a little panicked now, the Book of the Dead seems to be insane...... I really don't know what kind of mess the undead king has programmed for it, and it makes me gasp, but it turns out to be a lot of dust that doesn't need money.
Looking around at the shelves in the library, I nodded cautiously.
Anyway, since I'm dead, I don't have a lifespan to speak of. Since there is no time limit, not to mention that I am not even sleepy, if I don't find something to pass the time, will I stay in place all day long?
In other words, as long as I'm not crazy, I'll be able to watch it sooner or later, probably.
"Can you promise me one thing before that?"
I picked up the nearest book and said in a serious voice, "Can you change the voice of a beautiful girl?"
“……”。