"Fix things first? Oh, don't you kid...... Alas, you said earlier, you! Then come on, I'll hang up first......"

"Huh...... Hey, Dad, where did you go? Eh, why did you hang up?" Seeing that my dad misunderstood, I hurriedly wanted to explain, but who knew that he really hung up after he finished speaking, and I was speechless!

What's going on?

However, when the landlady saw me like this, she didn't pay attention to my speechlessness, and continued to mention the matter of the door, "Hmph, it's finally hanging, then tell me how you plan to solve it, my door is very expensive." ”

"Assi!" I couldn't help but say, and complained to her, "I know your door is broken, but did I say I won't pay?

"I ......" After hearing this, the landlady's face was embarrassed for two seconds, probably because after hearing that I didn't mean to repay the debt, she felt that she was a little aggrieved to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, so then she slowed down, "I didn't mean to, I just saw that the door was broken, and I was more anxious." That one...... What did your dad misunderstand about you? Why don't I explain it to you?"

……

"Well, forget it......" I couldn't help but cover my forehead, only to feel that the more I explained, the more unclear it would become......

But when the landlady saw this, she didn't understand the situation, and continued, "Then what's the matter? If you don't explain it clearly, your father will think that you have burglarized!"

"Huh?" I was also stunned when I heard her words, but I immediately understood why she thought so, because she didn't hear what my dad said, so she could only think of this from the actual situation, so out of the kindness of understanding her, I said, "No, he didn't misunderstand me for a burglary, thank you, I really don't need to explain, besides, how much is your door? I'll pay you." ”

"This door ......" she listened and looked at the door, but who knew that after she finished reading it...... But for some reason, he pulled it back and asked, "This door is 2,000 yuan, but your father didn't misunderstand you for the burglary, so what did he misunderstand about you?"

"Alas......" I sighed, and then called the money according to the account she just gave me, and then I couldn't help but complain about her, "It's not because you don't speak clearly, what solved the problem and then called, you made my dad think we were there!"

"What?" the landlady turned red when she heard this, and she turned her head in embarrassment, and said dissatisfiedly, "He...... How could he do that...... I...... How could I be with you? ”

"yes, I'm drunk too, alas...... But speaking of which, am I better than you, first, that's my dad not your dad, it has nothing to do with you, it's a misunderstanding, and second, you're so much older than me, and I'm still a beginner, it's a big loss, so I'll trouble you to speak completely in the future, and others will misunderstand. I said, put away my phone, hugged my notebook, and prepared to leave.

But as soon as I opened the door, she ......

She laughed......

That's right, she actually laughed!

So seeing her like this, I turned to look at her suspiciously, wanting to see how she could still laugh if she was misunderstood like this, but ......

As soon as she spoke, I was depressed because she said, "Hahahaha...... You actually say that you are a beginner?hahaha, laugh at me, you really don't make drafts when you deceive people, if you are a beginner, then there is no one in this world who is not a beginner!"

"You ......" Hearing her words, I was depressed to death, because ......

I'm really a first boy, okay!

It's a fake!

Although...... I did watch the film, but that doesn't mean I'm not, after all, there's a difference between watching and act......ing! Anyway, I didn't try.,But it's not because I'm a dick.,It's that I think this is very important.,Can't just give yourself a woman you don't love.,Mmmm,That's it!

However......

Just when I was complaining in my heart, the landlady saw that I couldn't speak, and actually sneered, "What? I can't speak? I'll just say, how can a person like you who has so many movies stored on his computer be a junior man? ”

"Damn...... Believe it or not, I don't bother to pay attention to you, anyway, I can sit upright, and I'm not afraid of you talking nonsense. "Anyway, this time I didn't look back and left, as for whether she believed it or not, I really didn't care.

It's night......

I finally got on the computer, uh-uh...... As for the details, let's not mention it.,Anyway, it's a good fun.,The computer lady is very enthusiastic and unrestrained.。

It's just that......

After a night's rest, my hard life began again......

Hey, after washing, the usher pulled me up to the fairy realm as promised, but to my surprise, the princess was actually here with the guide, and she still had a set of clothes on her arm, I don't know whose it was.

"Little Shoko, you're finally here!" the princess didn't know why she was so happy when I appeared in front of her......

"Uh...... yes, but what is the princess doing here?" I replied.

"Of course I'm waiting for you, you fool!" said the princess, and threw her clothes at me......

After taking the clothes that the princess had thrown me, I was a little dazed, and I didn't know what she meant, so I asked, "Whose clothes are these? Why did you throw them at me? Do you want me to wash them for you?"

"Why are you so stupid!" the princess said when she saw that I was dazed, and I was even more dazed, and I didn't know whether she wanted me to wash it or throw it away......

So, when the usher who was standing aside saw this, he couldn't help but mention, "Xiaoyou is really stupid, the princess gave you clothes, of course she gave them to you, look at what you are wearing, it doesn't look like a barbarian, I want to talk about you for a long time." ”

"Huh? brute...... Barbarian?" Hearing the words of the guide of the Taoist, although I was grateful to the princess for giving me clothes, I felt that the words of the guide were a bit too much?

After all, although I don't wear a suit, I usually wear it to work!

It's normal, okay!

Where is it like a barbarian?

I think it's just that he can't keep up with the trend!

It's just that......

Seeing me like this, the usher directly gave me a chestnut hand, and my head was about to explode, and said, "You are really stupid to say that you are stupid!

"Shhh...... "I couldn't help but hiss...... I couldn't help but hiss, I just felt that he was too violent......

However......

This was not the end, and when he saw that I only knew the cry of pain, he actually stepped on my foot again, and it seemed that ......he would not give up until he had achieved his goal! Yes...... Pain hurts pain ......"

"Hmph, it's pretty much the same, you quickly change it for me to see, if the size is not suitable, I'll go back and cut it." When the princess heard my thanks, she smiled.

But after hearing her words, I couldn't help but wonder, "Princess, did you make this dress?"

"Of course, hmph, this princess has stayed up all night to make this dress for you!" said the princess, and took up the clothes and compared them with me, which made me embarrassed.

Moreover, looking at the princess's delicate face, and her expression of seriously comparing the size of the clothes on me, for some reason, the warm feeling before once again occupied my heart, and even ...... It's ten times warmer than the last time, I just think that the princess is a daughter, oh no, more than a daughter, she can make clothes for me herself, I am really so happy and lucky!

So, out of emotion, I said, "Thank you...... Thank you, princess, you are so good, I don't know how to thank you, or I'll take you to the mortal world to play again? I'm rich now, I'll buy you whatever you want!"

……

It's just that......

It's okay if I don't say this, but ......

The princess is here!

"Okay, okay, let's go now!"

"But ...... "I want to say that I haven't done my work today, how can I play?"

But the princess interrupted me directly, and asked the usher to cast a spell......

Fortunately, after listening to the Taoist, he did not do what the princess said, but advised, "Princess, you know the rules of the heavenly court, if the rules are broken, the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun will talk to you, even if you are a princess, he will be punished correctly, you must think clearly." ”

"Hmph, damn it, that ...... Then I'll wait for Xiao Xiangzi to finish work before I go!" "I don't know who this Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun is, even the princess is a little afraid of him, it's really a bull's nose!"

But seeing that the princess was no longer willful, I naturally breathed a sigh of relief, so I said, "Well, the princess can rest assured, when I finish work, I will take you to play as soon as possible." ”

"Well, then I'll wait for you!" replied the princess, and then ......

So they let me change my clothes......

After a long day of hard work, I was finally done, so according to the agreement with the princess, I naturally took her to the mortal world to play.

It's just that......

"Oops...... "My special brew and the princess were just teleported back to my rented house, that's right, this time the guide is very powerful, there are no blind handfuls of nonsense, but the special brew is right this time, but it hurts me, because ......

No sooner had I stood up than a group of people who had been lurking in my house for a long time, and one of them, I don't know who, hit me on the head with a stick, and then ......

It was dark before my eyes, unconscious......