Chapter 1005: Eat My Old Sun with a Stick
"Shen Fu! the Shen Fu who sang. ”
Zhu Tianqing listened, picked up the white wine on the table, looked at it twice, put it back on the coffee table, and said with a smile: "It's still an amorous seed." ”
Seeing that Lao Tzu's expression finally eased, Zhu Yugong secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately he was confused again: Amorous seed? Who is the amorous seed? Are you talking about me? Didn't you scold me for being heartless and heartless before? Now saying that I am an amorous seed, this is praising me for making progress? A while ago, the young model said that her mother had prostatitis and needed surgery, and borrowed 500,000 yuan from me, could it be that my father knew about borrowing her money? No, even if I knew, I should praise me for helping others, right?
Looking at his son, whose eyes were rolling, Zhu Tianqing's face turned cold and asked, "Why is it turned off?"
Zhu Yugong was pondering his glorious deeds of "helping others", and by the way, he recalled the taste of the original underwear given to him by the tender model, and suddenly listened to Lao Tzu ask about the shutdown of the mobile phone, and his whole body was excited, his face was flushed, and he said in a slur voice: "I follow ...... Eating together, they said they wanted to see the beauty on my phone...... I didn't pay attention to the photos, I didn't know how to get them...... Shut down. ”
Zhu Tianqing's expression remained unchanged, and the two eagle-like sharp eyes looked straight at Zhu Yugong, and continued to ask, "Why did you go to the drinking party where you learned the Tao?"
Zhu Yugong didn't dare to look at Zhu Tianqing, looked down at the coffee table and said, "We have dinner at the Chang'an Club......
Zhu Tianqing suddenly interrupted Zhu Yugong and shouted, "Raise your head and speak." ”
Zhu Yugong was like a frightened deer, raised his head, looked at Zhu Tianqing with wide eyes, and there was a trace of doubt in his eyes.
Zhu Tianqing patted the coffee table and said, "Don't pretend to be honest in front of me, you don't know what you're doing outside?"
To say that Zhu Yugong, a living treasure, is not without talent at all, at least he is very talented in acting.
Seeing that his tricks were exposed by Lao Tzu, Zhu Yugong changed his cautious and submissive appearance just now, and the whole person's spirit changed, and he returned to his usual lazy appearance, turned his face sideways, and said simply: "If you want to ask, you can ask directly, and if you want to fight, you can do it directly." ”
Seeing Zhu Yugong's appearance, Zhu Tianqing was not angry: "Tell me honestly, why did you go to the drinking party? Did anyone instigate you?"
Zhu Yugong said lazily: "No one instigated me, I just heard that Bian Xuedao had a drinking party, and ordinary people couldn't get an invitation, so I went to take a look." ”
Zhu Tianqing asked: "Have you met Bian Xuedao before?"
Zhu Yugong said: "I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it." ”
Zhu Tianqing asked, "Then why are you bothering him?"
Zhu Yugong said: "It's not pleasing to the eye, he's just a dog raised by our Zhu family, what are you doing outside?"
When Zhu Yugong spoke, Zhu Tianqing kept staring at Zhu Yugong's expression, observing whether he was telling the truth or not.
After a while, Zhu Tianqing asked Zhu Yugong, "Didn't Bian Xuedao notice you tonight?"
After asking this, Zhu Tianqing found that Zhu Yugong swallowed his saliva unnaturally, and then said, "He took me to a room and said a few words alone." ”
Zhu Tianqing sat up straight and asked, "What did he tell you?"
Zhu Yugong said: "That kid has a thief's mouth, I didn't remember it before, anyway, there are no good words." Later, he warned me that the graves of those who had offended him had grown grass, and that if I provoked him again, he would kill me. ”
After listening to this, Zhu Tianqing asked, "That's all?"
Zhu Yugong thought for a while and said, "That's all." ”
Zhu Tianqing looked at the 4 bottles of wine in front of him and asked, "Did he mention your grandfather?"
"My grandfather?" Zhu Yugong repeated, "I mentioned it." ”
Zhu Tianqing asked, "What did you say?"
Zhu Yugong said: "He said that for the sake of my grandfather's face, this time he will not meet with me. ”
Hearing this, Zhu Tianqing suddenly asked in surprise: "He said this, you just listen obediently?"
Zhu Yugong blinked his eyes and said, "That guy is tall and strong, I can't beat him, and he looks at people very evilly, as if he is going to eat people at any time, very similar to my fifth uncle when he was young." ”
Even if Zhu Yugong is useless, he was born in a rich family with complex interpersonal relationships, and at least he still has eyesight.
Therefore, Zhu Yugong saw the hidden crisis in the Ten Complete Hall.
In fact, Zhu Yugong saw it very accurately.
Bian Xuedao can endure him forcibly breaking into the drinking party by relying on the identity of Zhu's family, or he can endure him shouting dollars at the drinking party to stir up the situation a little, but Zhu Yugong provoked Shen Fu, which touched the bottom line of Bian Xuedao's tolerance.
Xia Ye and Mu Long are both experts in the concealment of camera equipment, and Bian Xuedao asked Xia Ye to place camera equipment in the Shiquan Hall in advance. is such a big VIP hall, and Zhu Yugong can't see where the camera is, so as long as Zhu Yugong can't help but learn the Tao's verbal provocation and dare to make a move, Bian Xuedao will defend himself and fight back, let alone break one of his arms or legs.
"Old Five?" Zhu Tianqing glanced at Zhu Yugong and said, "I've seen Bian Xuedao, it's not the same as what you said." ”
Seeing the contempt in Lao Tzu's eyes, Zhu Yugong became excited and said loudly: "I didn't lie, I saw it with my own eyes, his eyes were bright and told me that he was going to repair me, and the door was full of his people at that time, and the hero didn't suffer the loss in front of him...... I'm not afraid of him, if you don't believe me, I'll take someone to smash his branch tomorrow. Besides, when you saw him, he still wanted to take advantage of our Zhu family, and he must pretend to be a grandson, and you and the old immortal were all tricked by him......"
"Bang!"
"Ahh
Zhu Tianqing, who was furious, picked up a bottle of wine on the coffee table and slammed it at Zhu Yugong's feet.
Zhu Tianqing was really angry.
He was utterly disappointed in this waste son.
Outside, he was scolded like a grandson and didn't dare to resist, and when he got home, he began to shout to take people to smash other branches, and he had no filial piety, calling his deceased grandfather old and immortal......
Zhu Yugong's right calf seemed to be punctured by a fragment of the wine bottle, he squatted on the ground, hugged his leg and said, "You know how to beat me, and you have the ability to deal with outsiders to ......."
Zhu Tianqing, who was holding back his anger because of Ma Chengde's matter, shouted angrily: "Little beast, shut up for me!"
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"Little wolfdog, shut up!"
In the bathroom, Shen Fu protested in an almost pleading tone.
The reception had been over for more than an hour, and Bian Xuedao and Shen Fu first walked separately, then turned halfway and gathered at Huaqing Jiayuan.
Whether in Songjiang or Yanjing, Shen Fu has always resisted going to Bian Xuedao, or the house where Bian Xuedao mainly lives.
An hour ago, in the Shiquan Hall, Bian Xuedao hugged Shen Fu and said, "Come to my house at night." ”
Shen Fu kissed Bian Xuedao's side face and said, "No, if you want me, I'll go to the house in Huaqing Jiayuan." ”
Bian Xuedao asked, "Why?"
Shen Fu said: "I am more relaxed there. ”
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in the bedroom.
Shen Fu lay flat on the bed, stroked her still wet hair and asked, "Why do you have to come here?
Shen Fu raised his head, gently bit the earlobe of Bian Xuedao, and said, "My heart knot has been completely untied for you." ”
The big hand roamed in Shen Fu's bathrobe, and he asked wickedly, "Did you only untie the knot in your heart?"
Shen Fu pressed Bian Xuedao's hand through the bathrobe and said, "Why don't we chat." ”
Bian Xuedao slowly untied the ties of Shen Fu's bathrobe and said, "Okay, what are you talking about?"
Shen Fu grabbed his belt hard and said, "You want to." ”
Throwing the bathrobe he took off on the floor, he asked, "Do you want to hear meat jokes?"
Shen Fu clasped his hands to his chest and said, "I don't want to." ”
Bian Xuedao's hand didn't stop, and said, "Then I'll read you a poem." ”
Shen Fu, who had suffered the loss of "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring", immediately clamped his legs, looked at Bian Xuedao vigilantly, and said, "Don't listen." ”
Seeing Shen Fu's appearance, he took off his clothes with a smile while learning to learn, and said while taking off: "Then why don't you talk about Journey to the West." ”
"Journey to the West" and the words "bar" were read together, Shen Fu felt that she was being teased again, she stretched out her leg and kicked Bian Xuedao: "You go down, you are not allowed to come up." ”
Bian Xuedao grabbed Shen Fu's feet and said, "That's not good, I'm not in bed, we can't chat." ”
Shen Fu didn't have the strength to learn the Dao, so she could only watch as the Bian Xuedao pressed on her.
Smelling the woman's fragrance on Shen Fu's body and the faint smell of wine in his breath, he said proudly: "The two of us are like this now, corresponding to the plot in Journey to the West, it is the stone monkey under the Five Elements Mountain, I am the Five Elements Mountain, you are the stone monkey, this pressure is five hundred years......"
Shen Fu twisted his waist and said, "You are the monkey." ”
Bian Xuedao said: "Then why don't you come up to the top and you come to be the Five Elements Mountain?"
Shen Fu gritted his teeth and said, "You are the monkey." ”
Bian Xuedao said: "Okay, I'm a monkey, I'm a monkey." ”
After speaking, he parted Shen Fu's legs with his knees.
Shen Fu strained his legs: "What are you doing?"
Bian Xuedao said: "The mountain can't move, but the monkey can." ”
Shen Fu blushed and said, "Little pervert." ”
Bian Xuedao said: "I'm not a color, it's the guy who wrote Journey to the West." ”
Shen Fu: "......"
Bian Xuedao said: "There is a famous saying in Journey to the West - goblins, eat my grandson's stick." ”
Shen Fu: "......"
Bian Xuedao said: "A male monkey, met a female goblin, and said, 'Eat my grandson's stick', what do you think the female goblin was in at that time." ”
Shen Fu: "......"
Bian Xuedao continued: "A male monkey, meet a male goblin, and say, 'Eat my grandson', what kind of mood do you think the goblin was in at that time." ”
Shen Fu pinched it and said, "It's really obscene." ”
Bian Xuedao looked at Shen Fu's beautiful lips and said, "The obscene sentence is this-sister-in-law, open your mouth quickly, my grandson is coming out." ”
When Bian Xuedao and Shen Fu were discussing whether the dialogue of Journey to the West was inappropriate for children in Huaqing Jiayuan, Zhu Tianqing sat alone in front of the study window, smoking cigarettes in one hand and drinking wine in the other, and on the small round table next to him, there was a bottle of half-drunk amber Dao saffron face, a piece of paper with a string of phone numbers written on it, and a silver-white Beretta M92F.
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