The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was a little dull, Fang Dalei was the first time to start a live broadcast, but he hadn't eaten pork, and he hadn't seen the pig run?

Fang Dalei looked at the camera and said with a smile that he thought was very charming: " Sailors, although the novel can't be said, but the next show is still exciting, it's ten o'clock, and then I will broadcast live for two hours, these two hours will be used to interact with the audience, the main content of the interaction is to create songs, yes, it is to create songs, I will draw a water friend among the water friends on the scene, and create a song for him on the spot that meets his heart, of course, before that, I want to fulfill my promise and sing a song for Fei Erkun water friends. ”

Hearing Fang Dalei's words, the public screen, which was originally a bit dull, suddenly boiled again, and the barrage kept popping up.

"Really, it's fake, it's a live song, it's not going to be a show, is it?"

"Unlike a show, at the beginning, the piano music played by the anchor was composed by himself, which was a little bit of a little expectation. ”

"I don't know what the level of the anchor's live creation is, but it would be nice if I could win the lottery. ”

Ignoring the content in the barrage, Fang Dalei said to himself: "Seeing the name of Fei Erkun Shuiyou, I thought of a funny thing, I have a female friend, who is beautiful and unusual, has a good figure and has no same-sex friends, usually proud like a little peacock, and has never lacked confidence in his own conditions." is such a peerless beauty, when I jokingly called her nickname 'Fat Di', she actually turned her face with me, which shows that no matter how beautiful and confident a woman is, she will not allow others to say the word 'fat', and it just so happens that there is a song I created, which is related to this, and I will give it to Fat Erkun water friends. ”

When Fang Dalei said this, Di Li Reba, who was holding her mobile phone on the sofa behind her and watching the live broadcast, suddenly blushed, how could she not know that Fang Dalei was talking about herself, and Fang Dalei's words of praise for her made her both happy and shy, but fortunately, Fang Dalei did not look back, I don't know her current state, otherwise she would have to find a crack to get into.

At this time, Fang Dalei dragged a wooden guitar from the wall, played it, and a spoof song came out of his mouth.

Monkey, who are you to say I'm fat?

Have you treated me to dinner or soup?

Which piece of meat do I have to listen to you?

Think about it!

Have you invited me to eat beef, mutton, ham, sausage,

Or chicken, duck, goose, crab, lobster, abalone, shark fin, bear's paw.

Have you invited me to eat barbecue hot pot and spicy hotpot,

Or wonton rice balls, rice noodles, hot and sour noodles, strings of incense.

You have to think about it!

Have you ever invited me to eat duck head duck neck chicken wings goose paws,

or squirrel osmanthus sweet and sour loin dry pot fat sausage,

Have you ever invited me to eat pork ribs braised pork Mao Xuewang,

Or husband and wife lung slices, shallots, tofu, cucumber dipping sauce!

……

A cheerful and catchy "Fat on the Tip of the Tongue" sang along with the playing of Fang Da Lei's guitar.

"Poof......" Di Lireba, who was drinking water in the back to relieve the embarrassing mood just now, squirted out a sip of Perrier water and sprayed Fang Dalei squarely.

And on the other side of the computer screen, the barrage exploded again.

"What the hell! Anchor, you actually sing such a happy song! I'm drinking coffee, and now my screen is finished! Anchor, come out, I promise not to beat you to death. ”

"Hahahaha! My stomach hurts when I laugh, the anchor is mighty!"

"Don't just laugh, am I the only one who saw the anchor being attacked by some unknown object?"

"Damn, don't say it, it seems to be true, you see the anchor's hair is wet......"

"There's someone in the anchor's house!"

"Please, don't gossip so much, isn't it normal for the anchor to have someone in his house!"

"Upstairs, you really have no experience, according to my 35 years of experience as a single person, the anchor's family must be a woman! And it should be a beautiful woman who has a good relationship with the anchor!

"Look at the soft girl! Look at the soft girl!"

......The barrage on the public screen suddenly burst into wolf howls, and the sailors turned into midnight wolves, strongly asking Fang Dalei, the anchor of Jinwu Zangjiao, to contribute the beauty.

I don't know how these people can determine that Fang Dalei was "attacked" by a woman.

Fang Dalei's expression was a little embarrassed at this time, he was sprayed all over his head by Di Li Reba, and his head was wet, fortunately it was Perrier, that is, soda, if it was Coke, it would be a lot of fun this time.

"I said that you guys are so inhumane, the anchors are all sprayed like this, you still want to watch beautiful women!" Fang Dalei wiped it with a tissue, looked at the barrage and said angrily, and turned around and rolled his eyes at Di Li Reba, Di Li Reba was covering her mouth and stealing fun, and her mobile phone was also watching the live broadcast, and everyone's words were clear.

She herself is not disgusted with appearing in the live broadcast room, after all, she is a student of the performance department of an art school, if she doesn't even have the courage to appear in the live broadcast room, what movies and TV will she act in the future, and what variety shows will she appear on.

The coaxing of the barrage is still the same, the sailors have an expression of not giving up if they don't see the beauties behind the scenes, and some sailors desperately brushed up the subtitles of "111", and some radical sailors continue to send gifts such as fish balls and likes to Fang Dalei, just asking to see the soft girl.

"Okay!Okay!I've been defeated by you, it seems that if you don't ask the culprit who attacked me to come out today, you won't give up, and it is estimated that you will dismantle my live broadcast room!" Fang Dalei shook his head helplessly, looked back at Di Li Reba, and asked Di Li Reba with his eyes, Di Li Reba nodded indifferently, and Fang Dalei gave her a "understood" look.

Fang Dalei took a deep breath, and then shouted loudly in the way of DJ shouting: "There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent." One look at the city, and then look at the country. Let's use the warmest 666 to welcome us to laugh at the city, and then laugh at the peerless beauty Miss Di Li Reba!

This song "There is a Beautiful Woman in the North" was originally composed by Li Yannian during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and was used to praise his sister, Mrs. Li of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

But because of the reason of rebirth, there is no such poem in this time and space, and it happened to be used by Fang Dalei to praise Di Lireba, a beautiful woman from the north.

At first glance, this poem begins with a mediocre sentence, and the praise of "beauty" is straight to the point, without any foreshadowing. But its meaning is extraordinary.

The south is beautiful, its beauties are many apricot eyes and willow waists, bright and charming, and the north is reckless, and its ladies are more snowy and icy, and the makeup is light and affectionate. This song is led by the word "north", and the beginning of the pen brings a kind of crystal clear wind god that is very different from the south. There are more than 10 million beauties in the north, and what this song focuses on is just one of the "peerless and independent" beauties, "peerless" boasting of the beauty of its posture and appearance, which is simply unparalleled in the world;

Before Di Li Reba appeared, Fang Dalei's poem had already exploded the atmosphere in the live broadcast room, and while admiring Fang Dalei's talent, the sailors were looking forward to the peerless beauty in his mouth.