Chapter 27: The naïve trio

"Hey, brother, you're really a martial idiot! But I don't object to your decision, and my sister will always support you. ”

Mao Lili said while healing: "Our eldest brother must be both civil and military, at least he must defeat my brother." ”

"I don't have an opinion either, as for being our eldest brother, you have to at least defeat my strong brother, although you defeated that wild boar, but we didn't see it at the time, so it doesn't count. ”

Zhang Yu said with a very serious look: "Since this brother saved us, his character should not be bad, otherwise he should not care about our life or death, so it will be poor, I hope his strength is also very strong, otherwise he can't be our eldest brother, and the three of us are so strong." ”

"Oh, I'll go, what the hell is going on?"

Xuan Wuji shook his head helplessly and said in his heart: "Are these people idiots? I hunted this wild boar so easily, and it still doesn't prove my strength? Are they being funny? Or are they taunting the monkeys? I can't listen to them, otherwise I'll go crazy, don't listen!

"Brother, Brother Wuji, what's wrong? Why do you keep shaking your head? Did you get hurt by a wild boar?"

Mao Lili was very worried when she saw Xuan Wuji's appearance and said, "Brother Wuji, are you okay? If you are injured by a wild boar for us, we will not be happy." ”

"My sister really has amazing eyesight! I actually saw at a glance that Brother Wuji's brain was injured, this is for my brother's carelessness, but it's a pity that my brother doesn't have any medicine to treat his brain!

Mao Qiang also shook his head and said lightly: "After all, Brother Wuji was injured for us, Brother Wuji, you are still preparing barbecue for us, I really don't know what to say, brother! ”

"Brother Wuji, this brother, I have also made up my mind, and even if I was injured, I actually prepared a barbecue for us, what kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of great fearlessness, this is the spirit of great dedication, and this is the spirit worthy of our learning. ”

Zhang Yu looked at Xuan Wuji with a look of admiration and said sincerely: "Brother Wuji, why don't you heal your injuries first!" ”

"Oh my God, oh my God, what is this for? Are you three sent by Heaven to punish me? ”

Xuan Wuji looked up to the sky while roasting meat and sighed and sang: "This is why, why, why, why, why..."

"Wow! I didn't expect Brother Wuji to be able to sing, it's amazing, good kung fu, can cook, and can sing, all-rounder!"

Mao Lili suddenly looked at Xuan Wuji with little stars in her eyes.

"Lili! You can't empathize with each other! We are a couple, your adoring little eyes make me very jealous, I am jealous, this vinegar is so sour, so sour. ”

Zhang Yu suddenly had a feeling of being cuckolded.

"Sister! Appreciation is appreciation, we can't empathize with other loves, we are principled people, we are principled brothers and sisters. ”

Mao Qiang looked very tall and said solemnly: "Although Brother Wuji is very good, but after all, you and Zhang Yu have established a relationship first, you can't empathize with each other, but if you step on two boats with one foot, both boats agree, then I don't care, after all, this is not a bad thing." ”

"I'll go..."

Xuan Wuji almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and 10,000 alpacas ran wildly in his heart: "Principle? One foot can step on two boats? What about your principle? It's really three wonderful, and I'm also drunk." ”

"Brother Wuji, why are you drunk? You haven't drunk yet! You're drunk, I'm going to get drunk with you for a while!"

Mao Qiang looked very serious and said: "Men can marry several wives, why can't women? ”

"Brother Qiang is right, I also see it, Brother Wuji is so good, it is good for Lili to marry Brother Wuji, as long as Lili doesn't abandon me. ”

Zhang Yu said very generously: "Brother Wuji, what is your opinion? If you agree, you have to call me eldest brother, I am earlier than you, as the captain of Lili's harem team, I must be the first in the ranking." ”

"Oh, what are you doing! People aren't ready! You got me a husband so quickly? People are very shy. ”

Mao Lili said seriously: "Wuji Gongzi, if you are willing, Lili will agree, otherwise you will follow me! I will be good to you." ”

"My current mood is like going to the bathroom without a tissue, uncomfortable! The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say. ”

Xuan Wuji looked at these three people and had an urge to roast them together, and said depressedly, "I don't like your type. ”

Xuan Wuji didn't look at the three people, but ate by himself, his mood insisted to the extreme, he thought that his language ability was very amazing, but since he met these three people, Xuan Wuji's outlook on life has completely collapsed.

"Woooooo ”

Mao Lili looked like she wanted to die, and when she asked about the aroma of the barbecue, she suddenly said: "I'm so hungry! The barbecue is so fragrant! I'll taste it." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, is there anything more important than filling your stomach? Obviously, no, so just eat. ”

Mao Qiang took out the wine from his storage bag, although there was only one wine jug, but Xuan Wuji was not polite, after all, he had done so much, if he didn't even drink wine, then he would lose a lot.

"Ahem! This wine is so spicy!"

Xuan Wuji didn't spit out the wine, after all, it was the other party's heart, but it was very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable.

"Brother Wuji, I'm sorry, we are from poor families, so this wine is also the lowest, it is already spicy, and I brewed something even more spicy. ”

Mao Qiang said a little embarrassed: "That's why I drink a little bit every time, hey! I didn't expect you to drink so much in one sip, you are already great if you don't spit it out, brother, I admire it." ”

"It's delicious! ”

Mao Lili didn't care about her image at all, and ate meat.

"Brother Wuji, your roasted meat is so delicious, it's better than the meat in the restaurant. ”

Zhang Yu kept eating as if he hadn't eaten in 800 years.

"Hmm, it's so delicious, it's the first time I've eaten such delicious barbecue in my life, oh my God! ”

Mao Qiang immediately ate quickly.

"I rub it, you three foodies. ”

Xuan Wuji didn't have any way to deal with these three people anymore.