Sitting in the back row of the conference room, I only listened to the female president of our company talking boastfully, that is, the goal of some grand hegemony, to make the company among the top ten enterprises in the city this year.

Speaking of which, the female president of our company can be called a beautiful one! How to describe my limited ability to express, in short, the super first-line female stars are not as beautiful as her, and the figure is not as good as her, well, anyway, I like her very much, 99.99% of the male compatriots in the company also secretly love her, but she is a female president, and everyone is an employee, so ......

That kind of admiration can only be hidden in the heart, hehe......

"Well, technical director, how has the company's APP been developed recently?

And the technical director in the front row, of course, he is also the head of our department, so of course he immediately stood up like a dog's leg and answered the question, "Huh...... This APP is ...... Yes...... Ha ha...... It's a little bit closer, only a few minor bugs need to be fixed, and it will be completed soon. ”

"Hmph, you seem to have said that at the last meeting, right?" said the female president coldly after hearing this.

"Ah...... That one...... That's what I said last time, but after the bug was fixed, a new bug appeared, so ...... "The technical director hasn't finished talking yet......

The female president interrupted, "So you're putting it off again and again?"

"No, it's just that it takes time to fix the bug......"

"Hmph, waste, it's been delayed for so long, it's okay to waste the company's funds, can you be responsible for delaying the company's strategic deployment?"

"I ......" In the face of such a fierce female president, the head who calls us around on weekdays has become a soft persimmon, and I sitting in the back, although I can't see the expression on his face, I still can't help but raise the corners of my mouth, I just feel that he is usually so arrogant! Every day we are forced to work overtime, but I sneak away, and now I am being cleaned up! Hmph, looking at him at a loss, there is nothing to say, like a dog, I just think it's really cool!

"Finally, I'll give you three days, and if you can't do the APP, I'll get out, do you hear?" the female president was even more aggressive......

"I see, you...... Rest assured......"

"Okay, the meeting is adjourned, and all departments will start doing things immediately, this time we must fight a good fight!" After a long day of meeting, she finally finished, but after she finished speaking, when she left the table in front of her......

A whole pair of big white legs are imprinted in everyone's eyes!

Of course, if it's just a pair of big white legs, it doesn't seem surprising, after all, it's normal for women to wear short skirts, but ......

Hehe, a whole pair is not the same as a pair, yes, a whole pair means nothing else, it is complete, all, can be seen from the root of the meaning, and it naturally means that she is not wearing a skirt!

So when I look at it, my eyes are straight! I just think that the female president is really open, unrestrained, and hot!

"President!" However, just as I was staring, the female president's secretary suddenly shouted, and then blocked everyone's view with a folder......

Female President......

After she found out that she was gone, she was also the royal sister Fan who was lost, and she screamed!

"Who! who did it!" After screaming, the female president came back to her senses, and only then did she regain her royal sister's sharpness.

And after seeing the female president's recovery, everyone who was originally Mimi also came back to their senses, and hurriedly followed the words of the female president and began to look for someone!

It's just that......

"Ah! It's Chu Yexiang! You kid, even the president dares to bully, I'll beat you to death, bastard!" The person who spoke was none other than the technical director......

As for what he said about Chu Yexiang......

Naturally, it's me......

"Fuck Nyima, when did Lao Tzu bully the president? You are a hippie of your mother, you usually pit Lao Tzu, but now it is so blatant, Lao Tzu is going to beat you to death!" Seeing that Liu Li, that is, the technical director, is going to beat me, of course I won't show weakness, speaking of which, I have long seen that he is unhappy!

So, there was a wave of fists and kicks, and I beat it into a panda eye!

"Chu Yexiang, you, it's against you!" was flattened by me, and Liu Li died of depression.

But I'm not afraid at the moment, speaking of which, I also heard that although the female president is a woman, she is vigorous and resolute, more than a gentleman, and the most important thing is that she also rewards and punishes clearly, and is not partial, so I think it is Liu Li who blames me first at this time, as long as I explain clearly, she will not blame me, on the contrary, she will severely punish Liu Li for this garbage!

However......

Just when I was thinking like this, thinking that I had no fear, the female president came up and gave me a big mouth!

"Bastard, do you do something wrong, and you still ignore you?"

"I did something wrong? I didn't do anything! It was Liu Li, this piece of garbage, who blamed me!"

"And what do you have in your hand?" said the female president, pointing to my left hand, when she saw me explaining.

"This, this is what I just rolled, and this wool head was hung on my chair just now, and I kept rolling it up, but I didn't expect it to be rolled into a ball of wool. I answered truthfully.

Unexpectedly, the female president listened to it......

He slapped me again and said angrily, "Roll up and play, right? Ah? Who let you roll things up during the meeting? Do you pay you to play with things? You were fired!"

"Huh, fire, fire?" I was stupefied!

And the corner of the eye is found......

My special mother's roll is nothing else, it is the thread on the knitted dress of the female president......! The thread in my hand extends out and goes right to the female president!

It seems that the reason why the female president disappeared must have been a good thing for me......

I'm damn rolling up her skirt in my hands, awe......

"How? Don't you understand Chinese? Then I'll say it again, you're fired!"

"I ......" I still want to explain, that I didn't mean it at all, and I didn't know that the yarn was on her skirt......

But before I could speak, the female president walked away, leaving only one sentence, "Hurry up and let that guy pack up and get out, I don't want to see him again!"

……

That's it......

My special brew was expelled!

Hehe......

"Hmph, Chu Yexiang, you kid, hurry up and pack up your things and get out!"

After returning to the office, I packed up my things depressedly, and my heart was full of anger, who knows, just when I was so angry, Liu Li, the bastard, suddenly came over and provoked, his words were very proud, and he was really angry.

"You garbage dead bastard, widowed Beechcraft, let's see!" I was not to be outdone, although ...... I lost my job, and I was still extremely depressed, but losing people doesn't lose the battle!

"You're hard-mouthed, you, loser!" Liu Li retorted after hearing this.

"Hmph, you're less proud! After Lao Tzu goes out, the company will dig me more, and the salary will be higher than yours at that time, you are a!"

"Ouch, I'm so scared, you lump of Xiang!" Liu Li actually fought back.

"What are you talking about! Try it again! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you turtle bastard!" I can't bear to hear him insult me with my name!

"Hmph, it's useless to talk too much, get out of here, don't stay here and be embarrassed!"

"Get out, you're paralyzed, Lao Tzu is leaving, your short and short figure is worthy of getting out!" I said, and then I left with my things.

"Hmph, you have a hard mouth, you're out anyway!" he was still beeping behind my back.

", what are you going to say besides talking, you little crawling shrimp, spicy chicken!" I said, and went out without giving him any chance to scold back.

Afterwards......

When I returned to the rental house, I took off my pretense of strength and lay down limply, only to feel that I was really cheap!

Okay, why do you want to roll yarn!

It's good now, offended the female president, not only did she lose her job, but she also let Liu Li's scum ridicule her, it's really a kiss and a hate, hateful!

"Alas, it's better to find a job quickly, otherwise it will be miserable if this month's salary runs out. "Sigh, I know that I can't sink, otherwise I can't say it's rent, I can't afford to eat, Beipiao is really miserable!

With that, I opened my laptop and started searching for work.

[Urgently recruit C++ senior engineer, basic salary 5K]

, not as high as my previous salary, ignore!

[Urgently recruit C++ software engineer, base salary 6K!]

It's still not as tall as it used to be, damn it......

[High salary for C++ senior software engineer, basic salary starts from 3K!]

Seeing this, I couldn't help but say I'm sorry, because in this big North Drift City, 4K is only enough for food and clothing, and your special mother's 3K has become a high salary?

[Urgently hire a heavenly cleaner, no basic salary, super good benefits, individuals can use working hours to do their own things, and the income belongs to their own income, no need to pay taxes, three meals included!]

"Poof......

I was speechless when I saw the first few articles, but when I saw this one......

I couldn't help but spray, because this job posting is really intoxicating!

What is no basic salary? No basic salary to do your sister's work!

The benefits are super good, and there is no basic salary, where do the benefits come from?

Individuals can use their working time to do their own thing, and the income they receive goes to their own income...... Hehe, then why should I go to work with you?

In short, after spraying, I admire these cats and dogs, and they don't make drafts when they deceive people, which is really amazing!

However, it may be because I am not in a good mood today, so I thought of these deceitful cats and dogs, so I submitted a resume to see what the other party said, if he deceived me at that time, hum, see that I don't scold the special mother to relieve my heart of being fired squid!

It's just that......

Just after I submitted my resume, my laptop suddenly launched a golden light for some reason!

Then I felt a pull hit me and pulled me into my laptop!

"Welcome to Bai Yujing, this seat is the guide of the Tao, congratulations on passing the interview and becoming a member of our Heavenly Court!"

After a long time, when I regained consciousness, I heard a long-bearded black man say this to me.

And the surrounding scenery......

Eh, how to say it, it's like the fairy world filmed in the TV series!