Chapter 16: I Am Your Ancestor!

I was bumped into by the family of the village committee who was going to the hospital......

Then......

"Hell, hell, ......," the wife of the village committee shouted, and ran away......

As for the village committee and his cousin, they were better, but when they saw me coming down from the floating sword, and then casually said to take it, the sword automatically returned to its scabbard, and the cigarette in their mouths fell to the ground almost at the same time, and their faces showed a look of great shock......

"Damn ......" Seeing this, I was also drunk......

I just think this is my first flight in the world!

How did you meet someone so tragically?

And even if you meet someone, why did you meet a family of the village committee?

Don't let people fly!

"Big ...... Brother-in-law, sister-in-law has already run away, do you think we should join us too?" Just when I was depressed, the cousin of the village committee interrupted my depression and said to the village committee.

"This ......" The village committee was a little hesitant, maybe he thought that I had seen them, and he was afraid that he would be pursued by me if he acted rashly.

"Big brother...... Run, or I'm afraid it'll be too late!" said the cousin of the village committee, and hurriedly grabbed the corner of the village committee's clothes and planned to pull him away.

But......

Seeing that they were so panicked and didn't recognize me, I suddenly wondered if I could ...... What about taking advantage of this opportunity?

After thinking about it for two or three seconds, I saw that the village committee really didn't recognize me, and was still running with his cousin, so I hurriedly said, "Stop!"

When the cousin of the village committee heard this, he immediately froze in place like a stupid fork, and turned to look at me, as if thinking about what I wanted to do.

Seeing him like this, the corners of my mouth rose through the mask, and I only felt that the plan I just came up with should not fail, so I said, "When you see the deity in the lower realm, you two still don't kneel?"

Saying that, I really want to laugh, after all, when I think of the two of them walking sideways in the village all the time, if they kneel down for me, won't my special brew be blown for a lifetime?

Come to think of it, it's a little exciting!

Then, I didn't expect that my ordinary, flashy, oh no, unpretentious words, really scared the cousin of the village committee, and then, I saw him really kneel down with a poof!

"Big ...... God spares my life! I ...... My eldest brother and I came to see my nephew, and we didn't do anything bad...... I unintentionally bumped into you, and please let us go if you don't remember the villain?" The cousin of the village committee is really useless, looking at his stupid and panicked expression, I want to laugh out loud, and then taunt him, hum, look at his usual bull's nose coaxing, I didn't expect it to be just a paper tiger!

But come to think of it, I naturally can't taunt him, otherwise wouldn't I reveal my identity?

So, holding back my smile, I began to implement my plan, saying, "Okay, okay, did the deity say that you want your life? It's just that your attitude is so bad that when you see the deity, you run away, thinking what is the deity?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the little one won't dare in the future, and when the little one sees the immortal venerable in the future, he will definitely bow down and bow to ......" The cousin of the village committee is really weak.

When the village committee saw that I had no intention of taking their lives, they recovered from their panic and couldn't help asking, "Are you really a god......?" But how can there be immortals in this world......? I'm not questioning your identity, it's just that I still can't believe it......"

"Hmph, believe it or not, it's your business, but the deity is here for your family's affairs in the lower realm this time, in other words, your son should still be unconscious, right?" I said, clasping my hands in front of me, pretending to be like a real immortal.

When the village committee heard this, they were naturally stunned, and hurriedly said, "Yes...... How do you know?"

"Didn't I say it, I came to the lower realm this time for the sake of your family's affairs, that, without further ado, take me to see your son quickly!" I said, and walked to the hospital by myself, just waiting for the village committee to lead the way for me to put up a shelf!

After that, hehe, sure enough, he served it to me, and nodded and took me to his son.

Along the way, he asked a lot, such as where am I sacred, why did I save his son this time, etc., and when I heard his question, hehe, I naturally blew a few blindly, fooling him that I am the Shushan Sword Saint, and I am also the ancestor of their family in this cycle, yes, I blow it like this, just to let them recognize me as an ancestor, as for them......

Hahahaha......

I really believed it, and I was very attentive along the way, and asked me which generation of ancestors I was, and wanted to set up a tablet for me in the ancestral hall......

Ahem......

Of course, I won't let them set up tablets, so I mustered up the courage to knock them on the head with a chestnut hand, told them not to curse their ancestors, and told them that Lao Tzu has lived the same life as the sky, don't talk nonsense!

After that, probably because I had taught him a lesson, they became much more honest and did not speak again until they took me to their son's hospital room.

"Ancestor, can you really save my son? Speaking of which, I am in a hurry, he is in conflict with a family surnamed Chu in our village, but I didn't expect that family to rush so hard that he even slapped him on the head with a shovel, so that he has not woken up after being hospitalized for two or three days, and the doctor tried all kinds of methods to no avail, and said that if he does not wake up this week, he will become a vegetative person. After the village committee entered the ward, he looked at the sleeping bear and asked.

"Hmph, didn't I say it? I went to the lower realm this time just to save my grandchildren, why should I come here if I can't save them?" I couldn't help but say when I heard the village committee question my strength.

It's just that......

I'm like this, sometimes my speech is not very rigorous, and it will leave ambiguity, so after hearing this, the village committee thought that I came only after I could save it, and if I couldn't save it, I wouldn't come, so I ......

An embarrassed expression was revealed......

But seeing him like this, I didn't bother to explain anything, so I directly took out a small cloth bag, and then grabbed a little bit and fed it to the bear, yes, can I give this shit bear more to eat such a precious thing?

So, Xiongzi, who had eaten the dregs, slapped the village committee in the face for me with the facts, only to see that he had not finished an hour after eating, and sat up like a nobody!

"Xiongzi, wow! Ancestor manifestation! Thank you, ancestor! Thank you, ancestor!" Seeing that Xiongzi immediately came back to life, the village committee cried with joy, and knelt down to worship me.

Seeing that the village committee had completely convinced me, I naturally had to tell some things after I was happy, so I then said, "No thanks, I am your ancestor, so if something happens to my grandchildren, of course I will take care of it! Otherwise, what will happen if our family is dead? But ...... It's really nice to have my grandson rescued, but it's not over yet, I think it's ......."

Halfway through my talk, I couldn't help but choke, because I suddenly found that I was so straightforward to ask their family not to pursue it, which didn't seem to be in line with my identity as their ancestor, so I choked, so I quickly thought about the rhetoric, I just wanted to strike while the iron was hot, so that they would not be held accountable at the same time, and at the same time, we had to make up for the loss of our fish being led away!

But who knows......

He misunderstood what I meant when he heard half of it, thinking that what I said was not not a literal thing that was not over, but that kind of unfinished, so he interrupted, "What do you see......? Ancestor, are you going to clean up that family surnamed Chu in person?"

"Ahem...... What do you want!" I couldn't help but squirt.

And I sprayed it like this, and the village committee was naturally stupid......

But seeing his appearance of being afraid of me, I thought that this matter should not be difficult, so I casually thought of an excuse and said, "Ahem, I don't mean to clean up their house, you must know that there were many people who cultivated immortals in ancient times, just like our family, I became an immortal, but there are also people in their family!

"Uh...... This...... That's right...... Hey......" After hearing this, the village committee really hit the plan, and after sighing, he agreed, "Since the ancestors have said so, the younger generations should do it......"

"Well, it's good if you understand, then, the deity will go back, oh, I'll leave you some immortal medicine before leaving, and if something happens in the future, the deity will have to come over in person." "Anyway, I grabbed a little bit from the small cloth bag of Qiankun, yes, just a little, it is estimated that it is only enough to use so much once and gave it to him, of course, I am not optimistic about their family, but I want to confirm the identity of their ancestors, so that he believes in me, after all, coaxing people to coax a full set, without giving some benefits, how can he obediently do it?

And when the village committee saw me like this, it was naturally more convinced, and they knelt down to me again, hehe, after that......

Again, I remembered to compensate for the damage to our fish pond, and I was going to fly out of the window, but who knows......

Just as I was about to fly away, the princess, who had been following me sulking and not speaking, ......

But he grabbed me again......

Still......

He also said to me in front of the village committee and the family......