Chapter 18 The gentleman is in front of Mount Tai and collapses in front of him without an instant!
"Why don't you go on?"
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"Damn ......" Looking at her smug appearance, of course I understand why she is so proud! Hmph, she, she must have noticed that my eyes are not honest, and she thinks that I have a tendency to be tricked!
But......
Hmph, am I the one who falls for it so easily?
As the saying goes, a gentleman collapses in front of Mount Tai without an instant, so a female streamer wants me to waver, of course it is impossible!
So after saying the hateful, I quickly diverted my gaze from staring at her legs, and then said righteously, "Carving insect skills, do you think that if you show off, I will be fooled? Then you also underestimate me, let me tell you, this kind of thing is very sacred, do you know? Don't talk about money, love, don't blasphemy!"
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"What are you thinking? Who is talking to you about love? What kind of thing is very sacred, what kind of love cannot be profaned, where do you want to go?" After hearing my words, the female president was also stunned, and asked with a puzzled expression......
Seeing her like this, I naturally thought she was pretending to be stupid, so I continued to say righteously, "Knowingly, in short, I take feelings very seriously, there is no basis for feelings, and no amount of money can shake me, so I advise you to give up, and I advise you again, although men and women are now equal, women will not be pointed at when they play outside, but it is always good to keep themselves clean, otherwise you often walk by the river, and it is easy to be infected by people......"
I said with impassioned words, I just wanted her to get back on the right path and know that she was lost, but before I finished speaking, she slapped my table violently, and said before she could get angry, "What are you talking about, you!
"What? I'm sick?" I was a little upset when she interrupted, so I was stunned for a second or two before I retorted, "Are you not sick by doing that?" I tell you, you can easily get sick if you play like that!"
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"You ......" After hearing this, the female president's expression looked very depressed, and then ......
She glared at me for a few seconds before she continued, "You're so easy to get sick! I came to you today to ask you to buy medicine! The ghost is talking to you about feelings!"
"Buy medicine?" I was also stunned, and only then did I know the purpose of her coming here, co-authoring......
I think I'm crooked......
Can......
But since I want to be crooked, why is she out of my eyes?
So I thought that what she said was not necessarily true, and it was probably because I saw through it, so after thinking about it, I retorted again, "Hmph, since you want to buy medicine, why don't you make it clear? Why do you want to attract me with your legs? I see, you are ...... at all."
I'm not done yet......
The female president put away her legs, her face turned red, and she didn't have a good air, "Who...... Who attracted you! I'm just sitting normally, okay! Who knew you were so astringent!"
"Really?" I said coldly when I heard her words, because ...... I don't believe it!
If she was just sitting normally, then why was she so proud when she saw me staring at her? After all, under normal circumstances, any woman would ...... Belch...... I don't know how to describe it, anyway, I just won't be proud, but I should feel uncomfortable, well, that's it, so, the way she looks, obviously thinks she has successfully attracted me!
However, when the female president heard my words, she still refused to admit it, and said, "Why not? You think you are very handsome?"
"You!" I was choked up when I heard her words, and I just thought she was really good at quibbling!
So in order to get her to admit it, I pointed, "Hmph, it's okay if you don't admit it, anyway, you just saw that I was staring at you, and you showed a smug expression, so tell me, if you don't think you have successfully attracted me, why are you so proud?"
"What? Who...... Who's proud? Are you sick?" the female president immediately retorted, but after rebutting, her face showed an expression that seemed to think of something, and after a few seconds, she suddenly realized, and scolded even more, "Drink! You really want to think! Yes, I was really proud just now, but I was proud that you said that you disagreed with my point of view, but you stopped halfway through speaking! It's not what you think at all!
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"Yes...... Is that so?" I was immediately embarrassed when I heard her words, because I did stop halfway through my words because I saw her legs, like ...... Just like I was at a loss for words, it seemed understandable to make her feel that she had won, but it was just ......
Seeing that I was embarrassed, the female president was even more embarrassed, "That's it! Hmph! If it weren't for the fact that I still have to buy medicine from you, I really don't want to say a word to you! You just make a price, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you!"
"Uh......" I was embarrassed to speak, after all......
People are looking for you to buy medicine, but you think that people are going to buy your first time, this Nima is too self-indulgent......
And after that......
Ay...... Think about what I just said...... I don't even know what to say about myself, it's a shame that I'm still talking about the other party's leg to attract me......
"What? People like you will also know to be embarrassed? Hmph, but I advise you not to be embarrassed, hurry up and make an offer! I am ashamed to stay here, isn't it?" Seeing me like this, the female president did not give me a chance to breathe, but urged......
"Abominable ......" Hearing her words, although I felt uncomfortable, I could only complain about the hateful, after all, ...... Who is it that people are justified now?
Afterwards......
I thought about it for a few seconds, and then decided that it would be better to sell her a little, because I really wanted her to leave quickly......
And the second one...... Hehe, that's naturally to solve the problem of rent, that's right, I almost forgot about it, but fortunately, just as I was thinking, I accidentally saw the female president's hand on the table still on the table, and there, it was where I put my laptop before, so I remembered......
So, after I decided, I said, "Okay, I'll sell you a little, how much do you want?"
"Press ...... You can weigh me as much as it takes to completely cure kidney failure. The female president said when she saw that I was willing to sell.
It's just that......
"Kidney failure? Who has kidney failure? Could it be you?" I couldn't help but ask when I heard the words of the female president......
But who knows......
As soon as I said this, the female president was immediately displeased, and said sharply, "You have kidney failure!"
"Oh, my kidney function is good!"
"Ghost just believe, okay, okay, you call me quickly, don't bother with it. ”
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Afterwards......
After some bargaining, she bought a handful of medicine residues that I grabbed at a high price of 500,000 yuan, yes, it was indeed 500,000 yuan, and it was a one-time transfer!
It's just that I don't know why, anyway, she never said who she bought the medicine to cure, only told me that she decided to come to me to buy a little bit of it because my medicine completely cured her father......
Of course, after receiving the money, I naturally didn't bother to care who she governed, anyway, I looked at the balance in the account......
All I knew was that I was going to take off!
Uh-huh, so, without even thinking about it, I got dressed and went out, just going to redeem my laptop first, and then buy a lot of snacks and drinks from special brews, and get drunk with the computer lady.
It's just that......
Just as I arrived at the door of the landlord's eldest sister and was about to knock on the door, I heard a strange noise from her house.
Listen carefully, what you shouted inside is actually no, it seems to ...... It's the landlord who has met some bad guy, and prays that the other party won't hurt herself! Then, as the landlord's voice faded, there was a strange squeaking sound from inside, just like the kind of landlord who was tied to the chair and struggled to move the chair, so ......
What did I do in a hurry? I kicked the door, but fortunately......
Maybe it's because I took the medicine residue to improve my physical fitness, anyway, I kicked the door open when I got down, and I saw ......
The landlord's eldest sister turned out to be ......