Chapter 9 Don't Call Me Little Shoko!
"Then you can let me see it too, so it's fair. The princess said......
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Hearing her words, I was also embarrassed, and I was not lightly drunk......
It took me a long time before I came back to my senses and wondered, "Princess, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to do this, right?"
"What's inappropriate? You look at me, of course I have to look you back to be fair! Immortal elixir spirit treasure or something, this princess has it, and you don't need to use those as compensation. As she spoke, the princess raised her face as if she were going to do so......
"My little aunt and grandmother, don't be kidding, what is so good-looking about me as a man? Besides, how indecent it is for this thing to get out, isn't it? You are a dignified princess, looking at me, a cleaner who is not in the stream, it will only defile your eyes......" I excused myself, after all, I am not an exhibitionist, how can I say that let her see it?
Moreover, I was afraid that the things that I showed her would spread, and when the time came, I wouldn't say who was right and who was wrong, just if I showed her, I was afraid that it would ...... The Jade Emperor will cure me for the crime of disrespecting the princess, and I will lose my life!
However......
Seeing that I shirked like this, the princess was not happy, and said, "You just don't agree, do you?"
"No, no, no, how dare I not agree, it's just...... I don't think it's good to do that, it's not in line with your noble status princess, or would you change your requirements?" I said euphemistically, after all, she is a princess, the daughter of the Jade Emperor, and I can't afford to offend.
"Hmph, it's okay to change it, then let's gouge out your eyeballs instead......!" The princess actually said so......
I was stunned too......
"Put ...... Gouge out my eyeballs...... Dig it out?" I choked, just feeling ...... The princess is so beautiful, no woman in the world is as beautiful as her, but ......
But why is her heart so vicious, it's even better than the female president, I'm going to ......
"That's right, that's it, choose these two!" she said, tightening the colored cloth that was wrapped around me until my bones were broken......
"Gong ...... Princess, spare your life...... I...... I'm just here to work in Heaven, aren't you embarrassing me like this?" I'm going to cry......
"Embarrassing you? Hmph, this princess is a golden branch and jade leaf, you have seen it, I just ask you to let me see it fair and just, where is it difficult for you? If you don't want to, I will also choose for you? You choose quickly, otherwise this princess will not be so simple to do things herself, this princess will pick you up first, and then gouge out your eyeballs......!"
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"I ...... All right...... I promise you...... "What else can I do?" I can't help but agree, even if she looks at her, I will have my eyes gouged out, right?"
"Hmph, that's pretty much it, take it!" the princess listened, and then put away the colored cloth.
Afterwards......
It's all tears when I say it, anyway, the princess really embarrassed me so much, I can't even say it......
It wasn't until the princess was satisfied that I picked up the belt and flew away......
"Asi, I'm really drunk......" Flying, I couldn't help but complain, I just felt that today was even more miserable than yesterday!
This kind of dignity pain is far more uncomfortable than the pain of being kicked a few times by the female president!
Thinking about it, I want to resign immediately, but I don't feel that I have the face to stay in Heaven in the future!
"Yo, it's been done so early today?" Li Bai asked, sitting by the pond in the courtyard drinking and fishing, and when he saw me coming back, he asked.
"Hmm. I wasn't in the mood to talk, I just wanted to be quiet, so I just hummed and walked towards the room.
"It's pretty fast, but then again, how do you feel after two days of work, are you still happy?" Li Bai didn't know what I was feeling at the moment, and said with a smile......
"It's okay...... I don't want to tell anyone about today's events, so I can only answer okay......
Then, with that, I buried my head and continued walking towards the house.
"Eh, wait a minute, you don't seem to be very happy today, what's going on?" I don't know how Li Bai saw it, and when he saw me burying his head and leaving, he grabbed my arm and asked......
"No, I'm not upset, I'm just a little tired and want to take a good rest. I can only answer that, after all......
If I say I'm not happy, Li Bai will definitely ask questions!
How will I answer then?
However......
"Someone bullied you? Hmph, you tell me, I'll help you find an explanation!" Even though I tried my best to hide it, Li Bai still guessed it for some reason......
It's just that seeing him like this, although I was very moved, and I also felt that being able to go to the immortal realm and meet such a good predecessor as Li Bai was simply a blessing that I had cultivated in eight hundred lifetimes, but ...... I still have to swallow my anger, after all, Li Bai is just a star monarch, and he is a princess, so he is not a rank at all, right?
Therefore, Li Bai's kindness was taken to heart, and continued to conceal it, "Lord Shixian, there really isn't, don't think too much, speaking of which, the people in the fairy world are so good, how can they bully me, it's just that the place I went to just now is messy, and it's more difficult to clean up, so I'll just take a break." ”
After saying this time, I didn't bury my head back in the house, but smiled back, otherwise......
I'm sure he'll see that something is wrong again......
Fortunately, when Li Bai saw me like this, his face was puzzled for a moment, and he returned to normal, and said, "Okay, then you go and rest, but if someone bullies you in the future, you remember to tell me, I won't sit idly by." ”
"Thank you, Lord Shixian. I thanked, I just felt that his words were enough, and looking at Li Bai's indulgent and chic appearance and calm temperament, my respect for him also increased.
After that, when I returned to the house, I began to take the dregs, yes, I did seem to have the idea of resigning just now, but, because of Li Bai's words, I don't think I'm alone, if I just retreat like this, first of all, I'm sorry for Li Bai's care for me!
So, what I have to do now is to improve myself as soon as possible, as long as I reach the Xuan level, I don't have to be angry anymore!
Of course, in addition, I don't think it's my style to leave the fairy world like this, after all, I'm a gentleman, how can I not think about it when I encounter something?
In short, the advantages of staying in the fairy world outweigh the disadvantages for me, and I will definitely not just give up......
"Chu Yexiang, is Chu Yexiang here?"
Before I could say the abbreviations in my head, a familiar female voice interrupted my train of thought, and made me tremble in fear, and I choked back the abbreviations......
Then......
"Princess Caiyun, why are you free? Anyway, how do you know that Chu Yexiang is here, is there something wrong with him?" Li Bai's words once again confirmed my guess, because the woman who came here is really Princess Caiyun!
Oh my god!
Lao Tzu had just made up his mind not to resign, and she ......
Why is she here again?
Don't......
She can't have seen enough, right?
"Of course there's something, you call him out. "Princess Caiyun is worthy of being a princess, and she treats Li Bai, the star monarch, with arrogance......
"Okay princess, you wait. Li Bai said, and sure enough, he came to knock on the door......
"Chu Yexiang, open the door, what's the situation with your kid? Even the princess has come to you, you kid really has a hand!" Li Bai said loudly after knocking on the door.
It's just that......
His words made me super embarrassed, because my special brew has a fart!
I don't want to see the princess at all, okay......
However......
I didn't want to see the princess, but the princess didn't know which tendon was wrong, and when she saw that I hadn't opened the door for a long time, she rushed up and kicked the door open for me, which made Li Bai dumbfounded......
"Gong ...... The princess ......, "I was also stunned when I saw the princess who came in after kicking the door open, I just felt that something was wrong, but ......
I've been wronged to death, okay, why do you keep biting me and making me ......
I can't help but want to quit again......
"Hmph, how many times have you been called? Are you deaf?" said the princess displeased when she saw me sitting on the bed.
"Oh, that'...... Princess, aren't we already cleared up?, will you let me go......?"
Can......
When the princess heard my words, she didn't let me go, but said, "Hmph, Liangqing?
"Ahh
"You come with me!" said the princess, took my wrist and drove away, leaving Li Bai standing in a daze, and the wine bottle in his hand fell to the ground......
"Princess, I beg you to let me go, I will have to do hygiene for the gods in the future, you gouged out my eyes, I can't see anything, how to do hygiene...... "I can't take care of the dignity of the masters, after all, the eyes are still important!"
Fortunately, after the princess took me to fly for a while, she didn't pull me into any torture room, but for some reason, she came to the guide to the Taoist.
"Receiver, we want to go to the lower realm, let's cast a spell immediately. After seeing the person who ushered in the Tao, the princess didn't ink, and said directly.
"This ...... Princess, do you want to come along?" the usher seemed a little embarrassed.
"Of course, cast the spell quickly. "The princess is worthy of being a princess, and she is domineering when she speaks.
"This ......" is still difficult for the person who leads the way......
"What is this, he is the pass, I am not a private mortal world with me, and my father has no reason to trouble you, hurry up and cast a spell, otherwise I will ......"
Before the princess could finish speaking, the usher interrupted, "Oh, oh, oh, I'll cast a spell and ask the princess to calm her anger." ”
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So......
In the next second, I returned to the world with the princess!
It's just that......
"Wow, is this the mortal world? There are so many people! Wow! That girl is wearing such beautiful clothes! I want it too! Eh, what kind of food is that person holding in his hand? Is it delicious?"
After the princess came to the world, she became a silly white sweet......
There is no domineering appearance just now......
"Hey, I'm talking to you, are you deaf?"
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It still seems to be so domineering, hey......
Looking at the princess, my eggs hurt, although she didn't gouge out my eyes, which made me finally breathe a sigh of relief, but ......
If you want to play, let me know beforehand!
Dressed in the clothes of the fairy world, it's eye-catching, okay!
Now the passers-by around us are eyeing us, hey!
Thinking about it, I couldn't help but cover my forehead and replied, "I'm not deaf, but it's ...... I think you'd better change your clothes first, or everyone will come to take pictures later......"
"Change clothes, yes, yes, I want one that's exactly the same as the girl just now!"
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I took it too......
So, I had to take her to the mall and ......
The painful swipe of the card bought it for her!
Assi Bar......
I knew it earlier...... I won't talk about clothes, the big deal is to be taken as the focus of pictures, it's better than spending money, I'm really a sand sculpture......
"Little Xiangzi, come on, come on, do you think I look beautiful in these shoes?"
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"Pretty, super pretty, but ...... Princess, can you please not call me Xiao Xiangzi, it sounds a bit like a eunuch!" I told the truth, after all, the princess was really beautiful, and she was wearing high heels at the moment, it was really beautiful, but she called me a little embarrassed......
"Oh, so call you Little Leaf?"
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"No, can you please not add the sub-word?" I was also drunk......
"Oh, okay, then Xiaoxiang, you can buy it for me. ”
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"Ahh......h......h
At this moment, a woman's cold snort came from the side, and I saw that the woman who snorted coldly and showed a look of disdain was none other than ......
It's the female president!
And later, when she saw that I had found her, she mocked her head-on, only to hear her say, "I can't afford to learn to pick up girls, hum! I can't even afford a pair of shoes, little sister, I advise you not to be deceived by him, he is a poor, dick, silk!"