Chapter 80: If You Can Hide Yourself
After roughly figuring it out, I began to worry, although this note is thick, but it is all traditional characters, how to use this thing is still unsolved.
I was in a dilemma looking at the notes, looking at the box of human skin masks.
Practice makes sense, so try it first!
I picked up a piece of face and tried to stick it on my face, oh my......!
I'm the kind of face shape with a bit of a pointed chin, this mask is a well-developed, more square face shape, just a casual paste, the face shape has changed a lot!
I looked at myself in the mirror, familiar and unfamiliar, and suddenly wanted to laugh.
I took this half of the mask and went upstairs to find the swallow.
"Swallow swallow, what are you doing?"
Swallow buried her head in the computer and ignored me.
"Play a game, I'll help you see what game, I'm amazing!" I deliberately leaned in front of Swallow's computer screen to annoy her, causing Swallow to push me away: "What kind of mess?"
"I'm the best at playing this Daji, you have to do this. "I'm deliberately very inadequate.
The swallow was really angry, and suddenly raised his head and shouted at me: "Are you annoying!"
"Eh, you...... You ......"
I blinked, not holding back my laughter.
"What's wrong with me?"
"Something seems wrong with you. ”
"No, I'm still me, different fireworks!"
"Oh!" the swallow shouted, dancing excitedly, "Are you transfigured!"
"Hahaha, it's just a piece of skin, it's different, right?" I was triumphant.
"It's different, I can't say what's wrong, but I always feel like you're a different person!"
"This is just the beginning, if it weren't for the fact that the notebook was all in traditional characters, I would have been a master of disguise by now!"
"Look at your beauty! I've heard the master mention it before, the disguise technique is not so easy, don't take it too lightly. ”
"Hey, it's easy!"
"No kidding, Xiao Feng, don't play with real guns, what mistakes do you make again. ”
Listening to Yanzi say this, I feel unsure, so let's read that notebook honestly!
"Okay, okay, women are verbose. I pretended not to care and went back to the basement with a big grin.
Sitting back at my desk, I patiently read the notebook: "Gradually: Female Guiji, Lizhen." Gradually, the woman returns to Jiya. Entering the position, going to meritorious. Advance to be positive, can be positive. Its position is strong, and it is also in the middle. Stop, and move endlessly. There is wood on the mountain, gradually, and the gentleman is virtuous and virtuous, and the vulgar is good. Fu Yi, the reason why the saint is extremely deep and researched. ”
It's tough...... I pondered the implications, and my hand inadvertently picked at the junction between the mask and my face.
Well...... Huh? Not good!
I can't seem to pick it off!
I panicked and hurried to the vanity mirror and tore hard at the edge of the joint.
"Ahh......h I'm really in a hurry!
What should I do, what should I do? Do I want to live the rest of my life with this square chin, it's so special and ugly, what can I do if I can't find a girlfriend in the future?
I was anxious to rummage through the notebook, but the more anxious I was, the more difficult the traditional characters became, and I couldn't find any clues from them.
I was so anxious that I couldn't care so much, so I ran upstairs to find the swallows.
"Swallow, help me quickly. ”
"What's wrong?" the swallow was lying on the bed reading a book.
"I can't take off this mask!" I was about to cry.
"Poof...," the swallow covered her mouth and laughed.
"You're still laughing! Hurry up and help me get it down, don't grow my face. ”
"Didn't you look like you weren't afraid of the sky and the earth just now?
"Oh, don't bury me, this thing is so scary on the sticky face!"
"Don't worry, sit down first, I'll see. ”
I sat down on the couch, and the swallow pressed my chin and cheeks, frowning and muttering, "It's pretty tight, I really don't know where to start." ”
"What the hell is that!" I literally burst into tears.
At this time, my mobile phone rang, and I saw that it was Fourth Brother Jin.
"Oops!" I patted my head, "I forgot about the pearl that I said I would change it back today!"
I quickly answered the phone: "Fourth Master Jin, I'll send you Cuizhu over now." ”
"Oh, it's okay, I'm just reminding you, I'm afraid you kid will forget. ”
"No, no, I'll go now, fifteen minutes!"
"You're not cheeky?" Swallow asked me.
If I don't send it over, this fourth brother Jin will have to peel off my skin. ”
The swallow covered her mouth and tried not to laugh out loud in front of me, despair in her heart...... Alas, it's all my fault that I just wanted to eat a fat man in one bite, and now I've learned a lesson!
I took a taxi with a sad face and took Cuizhu to the antique street.
Today's antique street is so lively, is there any activity? I walked through the crowd and went straight to the Prime Minister's Lane of Fourth Brother Jin, and the gate of Jin's house was open.
"Fourth master! Fourth master! It's me, Xiao Feng. I shouted at the door.
"Come in. Fourth Brother Jin's voice came from the hall.
"Fourth master, I'll return the pearls. ”
"If I don't call, you're not going to pay it back?"
"No, no, don't get me wrong. "I see that Fourth Brother Jin ignores my love, and I feel very tricky.
"Hmph, I'm wrong about you!"
"Oh, Fourth Master Jin! We've been together for so long, don't you know who I'm doing? ”
I'm going to die unjustly......
At this time, Fourth Brother Jin turned his head to look at me: "What's wrong?"
"See for yourself. I wept and pointed to my chin.
"Uh-huh...... Hahaha!" Fourth Brother Jin's hearty laughter was like a copper bell, and I was a little panicked when I heard it.
"You can't take it off?"
"You are really an old man, you can see it at a glance. ”
"No, although I'm not very familiar with the disguise technique, I've heard a little bit, as long as you follow the procedure, it's not complicated to take this thing on and off. ”
"You touch the golden captain and also the disguise is popular?"
"Hmph! Don't think of Captain Jin as vulgar! At that time, we were technically active, and we had to be brave and bold when we went out to the ground, and the intrigue on the ground, dancing knives and guns were also indispensable. ”
"Then you can teach me how to get this thing down? I've been carrying it for almost two hours, and I'm really dead-hearted. The key is that this chin is too ugly, how handsome and chic I should be. ”
"Still poor!" Fourth Brother Jin glanced at me.
I don't dare to do it again.
His broad knuckle hands groped around my face, and with a sudden force, I almost went crazy with no pain!
"Fourth Master Jin, you want my life!"
He shook his head: "This guy of yours is really good! Thin, light, and colorful, you can't tell that it is a human skin mask, it should really be made of human skin." ”
When I heard this, I felt sick as if I had eaten a fly, how many years has this man been dead...... Fifty years, eighty years, I have a corpse's skin on my face, really......
"Don't you do it to me, I've learned my lesson, I'm going to study those notes, but I don't want this jaw now!"
"I have a solution, I heard my master say it when I was a child. He walks the rivers and lakes as an old man, and often uses disguise techniques, but this recipe has been separated for too long, and I don't know if I can find all the materials. ”
"What materials? You just say, I'm responsible for getting them all!" I couldn't care so much anymore, and patted my chest in agreement.
"A jar of earth honey, a pot of horse urine, and two summer cicadas. ”
"A jar of earthy honey...... No problem, these things are all right! You wait!" I said, turning and leaving the Jin family's shop.
The brothers in Sister Huijuan's place last time were already acquainted, it was an equestrian field, wouldn't it be easy to get some horse urine.
At the first stop, I took a taxi to the equestrian arena and went straight to the VIP room.
I got the horse urine, and the little brother used a mineral water bottle to help me fill it, and it was still hot in my hand, but it was just that smell...... It's really choking!
At the second stop, I went to the supermarket and bought the most expensive bottle of earth honey.
Fortunately, it's summer, so you should be able to catch it in the park!
There weren't many people in the park today, so I rubbed to the river, saw that there was no one around, put down what I was holding and prepared to go up the tree to catch cicadas.
Luckily, there are a lot of summer cicadas squeaking in the trees.
I caught about 10 of them, put them in an empty plastic bag, and excitedly carried them to the Chaojin store.
"It's all alive, Fourth Master!"
Fourth Brother Jin walked out of the hall with inquiry, looked at the things in my hand, and looked at me again: "Can you hold back?"
"Yes, if I take this thing off, I can stand anything!"
"Okay, let's go inside!"
"Huh!"