Chapter 156: Zhang Lang's life-saving skills
In fact, it stands to reason that according to Zhang Lang's physique, he shouldn't faint so easily, mainly because this Wang Ba Lizi still put Zeng Ran and Liu Ke'er together in the end.
Because Zhang Lang had been in the iron-blooded training camp, after all, he had to perform a lot of dangerous tasks like licking blood on the edge of the knife and dancing on the tip of the knife before, of course, it was impossible that there were some life-saving skills.
Zhang Lang has a life-saving skill, that is, he can pass out at any time anytime, anywhere, and will ensure that no one will see any horses' feet. This is actually a life-saving skill of shuriken, that is, it quickly points to his coma acupuncture point. So in such a situation, Zhang Lang took advantage of the chaos to point his acupuncture points, and then Zhang Lang successfully made several women mistakenly think that he was beaten by them and fainted.
Of course, Zhang Lang's skill is completely impossible to say that there are no side effects, because his skill says fainting, it is really completely fainting, and it is not pretending to be like that at all.
Therefore, although Zhang Lang did put Zeng Ran and Liu Keer together, the side effect was that he really fainted.
In fact, when it comes to this skill, Zhang Lang should also thank the old man who adopted him for a few years. Because if it weren't for that old man, Zhang Lang wouldn't have mastered this skill at all.
Zhang Lang still remembers that the old man showed it in front of him, what kind of reaction Zhang Lang had after this skill, and said unceremoniously, at that time, Zhang Lang saw the old man suddenly faint in front of him, and he was simply panicked.
After so many years, Zhang Lang can still remember the scene at that time.
It was a sultry afternoon, and Zhang Lang was practicing the so-called peerless magic skills of the old man under the old man's strict teaching. Of course, Zhang Lang was disdainful of this at that time, but after a series of changes and Zhang Lang's life abroad, Zhang Lang only had deep reverence and nostalgia for the kung fu taught to him by the old man.
Zhang Lang, who was walking very seriously, suddenly heard the old man's call, and what he didn't expect was that the old man, who had always been very lazy lying under the old locust tree in the yard when he was practicing, actually came to him at this time.
"Xiao Lang, do you want to take a break, do you want to make some money to buy some ice cream or something?"
Just when Zhang Lang endured the scorching sun and worked hard to complete the goal set by the old man for himself, the old man suddenly sneakily came to him and said such a thing to Zhang Lang mysteriously.
"But grandpa, I still have to practice! Don't you say that today you won't let me get up until the sun sets?"
Obviously, Zhang Lang was still a pure child at that time, and he was not as obscene and perverted as he is now. So he was very puzzled by the old man's words.
After listening to Zhang Lang's words, the old man slapped him on the back of the head unceremoniously, and then said angrily: "You stupid boy, grandpa told you to rest, but you still haven't rested? And today I want to take you to practice good things slowly, and if you do it well, you will still have a reward, and you still want to refuse, are you stupid? ”
The old man's movements were also fast, counting Zhang Lang down, and at the same time quickly clamping Zhang Lang's thin body under his armpit, and then walking towards the door of the courtyard with flying steps.
After a while, on the side of a road where there were luxury cars, there were two sneaky figures, an old man and a young man. While squatting on the side of the road, he said at the same time. But in general, the little boy kept asking, and the old man kept answering something.
"Grandpa, what are we doing here?"
"Shhh ”
"But shouldn't we go into business or work to make money? Grandpa, what kind of money can we make on the side of the road?"
"Well, there are ways to make money on this road, you just have to watch it, and when the time comes, you will do what I taught you just now, do you hear?"
"But grandpa, although you are old, your body and bones are still healthy, why do you faint all of a sudden? And you just fainted, why should I cry?"
"You let the muddy boy! There are so many problems for you to do what you want, you just do it. Anyway, we'll have a lot of money after that. ”
In the end, the old man was really annoyed by the little boy's question, and slapped the little boy on the back of the head with an unceremonious slap.
Then I remembered the old man's angry voice: "If there is any problem in the future, you should not ask what you shouldn't ask, don't ask again, if you ask again, it will not be such a simple punishment as slapping the back of the head." Children's families, just take care of themselves, how can there be so many problems. And remember to cooperate with my actions later. ”
"Oh well, I got Grandpa. The little boy touched the back of his head and replied with an aggrieved expression.
Yes, the two people who are lurking on the side of the road, Ai Lao and Shao, are Zhang Lang and the old man.
Seeing Zhang Lang's aggrieved look, the old man wanted to say something more, but suddenly he saw a very luxurious car coming from a distance, the old man suddenly held his breath, and then said to Zhang Lang in a deep voice: "Don't talk, the golden turtle is here, remember to do what I just taught you!"
"Okay, I got Grandpa. Zhang Lang nodded, and then he saw a scene that shocked him at least at that time.
I saw that the old man was about to reach them, and suddenly it was charged, and then he fell straight down there.
Luckily, the car was only a little away from hitting the old man.
Although Zhang Lang was small at that time, it didn't mean that he was stupid. Seeing the old man's actions, he knew what the old man wanted to do. Obviously, he must have wanted to touch porcelain.
There is no way, now the old man has fallen in front of the car, and the car really almost hit the old man, so Zhang Lang can only play hard.
When the two wealthy businessmen who got out of the car were still panicking because of the old man's actions and the current situation, Zhang Lang suddenly let out a terrible scream on the side, and then rushed out.
"Grandpa~"
Then the two groups of young people who got out of the car, a man and a woman, looked at Zhang Lang with a confused expression, and at this time they knew that they had met the porcelain.
A hint of panic flashed in the young woman's eyes, and she suddenly calmed down for some reason. As for the man, he was always completely flustered.
"Little brother, was your grandfather really hit by us? You have to tell the truth, you must know that my sister is a doctor, if you don't tell the truth, I can see it completely. ”
After a short period of panic, the woman suddenly calmed down, squatted down, touched Zhang Lang's head, and said with a smile on her face.
This time, it was Zhang Lang's turn to panic, originally he thought that the old man's operation of touching porcelain was very good, after all, he could easily earn a lot of extra money, and he didn't have to pay any labor at all.
But I didn't expect that all of a sudden I would hit the muzzle of the gun, and I actually touched the doctor's body, and it was really over.
Seeing the panic in Zhang Lang's eyes, a smug smile flashed at the corner of the young woman's mouth. After hearing the woman's words, the young man also calmed down, and his eyes when he looked at Zhang Lang and the old man changed from panic at the beginning to banter.
Zhang Lang looked up at the old man, hoping that the old man could give him some advice, but what he didn't expect was that this unscrupulous old man was still lying there upright, constantly pretending to be dead.
Zhang Lang could only deal with it at this time, only to see Zhang Lang nodding and replying affirmatively: "Yes, even if you hit my grandfather, you have to lose money." ”
"Since you said so, little brother, how about we help you cure grandpa?"
The woman saw that Zhang Lang was still stiff-mouthed, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but put a sneer, and said with a hint of anger in her tone.
At this time, what can Zhang Lang doZhang Lang is also desperate. But the play still has to be performed, otherwise it will be a complete goof.
"Okay, sister, it would be nice if you could cure grandpa, after all, she is my only relative, and he is really sad that something like this has happened to him now. ”
I have to say that although Zhang Lang was small at that time, he already had the potential to be a bad guy, and as he spoke, he got out of the way and gave the woman some room to show.
Seeing that woman constantly testing the old man's heartbeat and snort, Zhang Lang almost felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat at that time.
But what made Zhang Lang feel very curious was that the young woman didn't seem to notice that the old man was pretending to be dead at all, and her face turned pale before she could check the old man's body.
In the end, when Zhang Lang left a few thousand yuan tickets with the two young men, a man and a woman, and watched them leave, Zhang Lang was completely confused, he really couldn't imagine what kind of anti-heaven skills the old man would have, and he would actually deceive such a doctor.
"How's it going? How much money was given?"
Just when Zhang Lang was still in his hair, the old man lying on the ground on the side suddenly "lived", and then got up from the ground with an excited face, and snatched the money from Zhang Lang's hand.
"Grandpa, how did you fool them so magically?"
Zhang Lang looked like a fan of money, and the old man who was counting the money on the side couldn't help but ask curiously.
The old man looked at Zhang Lang's curious baby's face. Suddenly, he was mysterious, and he came to Zhang Lang's ear, and then gently spit out two words "secret".
Zhang Lang still remembers the old man's cheap expression after he finished saying those two words. Of course, this was the only thing he thought of before he fell unconscious, except for the words he heard.