Using a knife and fork made of silver elegantly, I expertly cut the toasted slice of bread and put it in my mouth. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I picked up the napkin on the left side and wiped the remaining jam, and two seconds later, under the surprised gaze of the two sisters, the piece of bread also managed to pass through my chest and slide down to the freshly cleaned floor.

“...... So I've said it all, what kind of bread do skeletons eat?!".

Serena slapped the table and pointed at me excitedly and asked:

"And what's the matter with you, do you think I don't know it's you when I put on the full body armor?! Why do you appear at our dinner table so often and eat breakfast leisurely?!".

"The reasons are complex, and to what extent they can be traced back ......."

I shook my head helplessly, thinking about where to explain to Serena, and looked at Catherine by the way: "Catherine, please hand me the tissue over there, my third rib is sticky with rain and dew strawberry jam, and it is not very comfortable."

"Oh, yes, Mr. Ashin, here you go."

"Sister Catherine, have you been controlled by this evil undead, why do you want to help him?!".

Serena snatched the tissue that had been handed into the air and looked at her sister suspiciously.

Then he glared at me viciously.

I say.. Serena-san, why are you looking at me like that?

Don't do this.. The conscience of heaven and earth, although your sister's soul is indeed in my hands, I don't mean to brainwash Catherine, let alone control her.

Of course, if you think that you can get angry with me by snatching tissues, you would be naïve.

"Huh..... Eh?!!"

The sudden supernatural event shocked Serena.

In short, she looked at the tissues in her hand, which were being driven by some mysterious force, flying into my hand one by one.

"The little girl is so impatient that she won't be able to get married, so even if she does, she has to give a silent tribute to the unlucky young man who has taken a fancy to you. How about it, do you want to learn cooking with Catherine and challenge the Ten Masters of New Oriental together?"

Gracefully lifting my breastplate, I leisurely rubbed my ribs.

"Well... Maybe you don't know the title of New Oriental Ten Heroes, which represents endless honors. That's the highest honor that can only be given to the best chefs, and only those who stand at the top of New Oriental Academy deserve it."

After a victorious gesture and a disdainful look at Serena, I chuckled at her, "Poof... Immature".

"Bone frame you !!!!!!".

Serena was visibly angry, and slapped the table in anger, intending to kill the enemy.

I saw that she lifted the chair she was sitting on before with a change of hand, and I was so frightened that I quickly stood up.

Hey, hey.. No kidding, what kind of monster is this. The little girl who is about to become a freshman in the magic academy thinks of wanting to hit skeletons with a bench when she gets angry?!

"Oh, you bone... Ultimately.. Why are you so arrogant, a skeleton summoned by undead magic for miscellaneous use!!s?

Frantically holding a four-legged chair, Serena ran straight at me.

More and more, I feel that Serena should be transformed into a shield warrior, and life comes with a super buff of innate divine power.

"What kind of super undead who graduated from the New Oriental Culinary Academy, what kind of thing is it that doesn't know the meaning! Who the hell are you fooling? Do the undead need to eat? How can there be a culinary academy ?!!."

Serena ran wildly with her chair up and complained about the loopholes in my words.

Eh.. Serena was so smart that she could react.

But this is the ordinary thinking, like Catherine's 'I see' expression at the moment... It's not normal.

Besides, let's not talk about these haves and haves. Looking at the first Serena who was in a state of rage... Nonsense, you are stupid when I "tick .. (Artificial Harmony)"? Are you waiting for you to smash me to pieces again?!

Awesome, I don't believe that Serena has a better future as a mage than a shield warrior.

"Catherine, take care of your sister. This is not what a noble and quiet magician should be, this is a rogue warrior who spends his days in a tavern and fighting, right? I can't hold it anymore before she goes into a frenzy!".

"Bone shelf.. Don't you run!!Didn't you just laugh at me?!Don't run if you have the ability!".

It's not good.. Why are the eyes turned red, and it seems that the strength has also doubled... This shouldn't be the reason for mental power... What are you kidding, I feel so much like the madness of an orc.

"Serena, put your chair down, Mr. Esseine is an honored guest, how can you do this!".

Catherine was a good student of mine, and she finally came to her senses.

Although it was a little late, she finally exerted her authority as the eldest sister before the tragedy.

Well.. Just after Serena chased me around the dining table with a quadrangular chair and ran the fourth lap, she finally stopped Serena's terrorist attack on me, and it seemed a little slow... As a result, I gave Catherine the impression of a natural stay.

"Sister Catherine?!you... How could you end up with this evil skeleton... I.. I don't care about you!".

Although it seems to be a little late to complain now, I have to say, the arm strength is amazing, girl.

Serena held her chair up in the air, looked at Catherine in disbelief, and stomped her foot in anger.

Dissatisfied with Catherine's reprimand, she threw her chair nearby, wiped her moist eyes, covered her face, and ran down from the second floor, and then ran out through the back door of the house.

From what I saw through the window, I guess I left just to the south of the street.

Yes.. Why did Catherine look at me with disdain, in short.. Is it the case that strong people have a glass heart?

"And you, too, Teacher Essioin! You've been dead for hundreds of years, and you're still a childish bet with Serena!I'm going to chase Serena, you go wash the dishes, and then stay at home and reflect on yourself!!".

Catherine looked at me dissatisfied, took off the sleeve she had been wearing on her wrist, and threw it in my face.

After complaining, Catherine hurried downstairs and quickly left the room through the back door. It seems that he is probably chasing in the direction that Serena left.

Hey, hey, is it all my pot for the breakfast conflict?!

Although I also have a little problem, the key reason is that Serena is too fierce and unreasonable!

"I'm starting to miss the werewolf Lori.,Now where can I find a high-quality Lori like Alice, who is well-behaved, sensible and easy to bully.。

Looking at the pots and pans helplessly, I don't know what happened to the Undead Fortress now.

If I'm not there, will they go to the party behind my back?

If you think so... Woo, damn it, I'll put on your little shoes when I get back.

After complaining silently, I was ready to go and wash the dishes, which was also something that could not be helped, and people had to bow their heads under the eaves.

Though.. It's like I'm the owner of this room now. But.. Well, forget it, as for me, who aims to be a virtuous king, reasoning and democracy are my goals in life.

Then, when I was done washing the dishes, I wanted to go out and take a look.

After all, I'm wearing full-body armor now, as long as I'm not too arrogant, it shouldn't be possible to reveal my undead identity, and I won't leave in a short time anyway, so I have to understand the living environment.

This town seems to be quite interesting, although I am also a time-traveler, but if you carefully recall the scene after the crossing.

Broken libraries, broken castles, desolate undead partitions, slime-laden lairs......

It's all some.

In the final analysis, this should not be the welfare state that a traverser should have! You are a princess who has captivated the country and the city! You are a childhood sweetheart who is a lovely neighbor!

Yes.. It's decided, when Ah Shu is resurrected, I'm going to complain about this guy who calls himself the Demon King's auxiliary system.

It's given me the responsibility to serve as a system, it's been hundreds of years, and I haven't even seen the tail of welfare!

Alas.. Anyway, as an immortal intelligent undead, I'm going to spend an entire century teaching Catherine.

With the teaching of a theoretical master like me, I guess there will probably be no problem mixing with the level of a magician.

And Catherine's talent seems to be really good, at least in terms of affinity elemental elves, much stronger than me.