Chapter 113: This is not a teacher, it's a Taoist
"Of course. Sikong You nodded: "Is there any problem?"
Si Hongchu has always felt that knowing medicine is a pickle girl plug-in, which is much stronger than his own weird ability that makes people crazy. So Si Hongchu didn't think about it: "Can you teach me?"
"Do you want to study medicine?" Without waiting for Si Hongchu to answer, Sikong You nodded: "Don't say it, you will really have a chance in the future, because I am already your mentor." ”
"Mentor?" Si Hongchu didn't understand: "Isn't that only for graduate students?"
Sikong You told Si Hongchu that the state has been piloting the undergraduate tutor system since a few years ago, but the form is greater than the substance. Usually one tutor is in charge of a large group of students, and they don't see each other more than a few times a semester, and occasionally they only meet for meetings.
Jinghua University has made changes in this regard, assigning some teachers to be full-time tutors for undergraduates, responsible for undergraduates' professional courses.
However, not all students have this treatment, and they must be of good character.
There is a two-way choice between tutors and students, and Si Hongchu is originally qualified to select tutors according to the admission results. However, because of failing the English test, coupled with successive fights and absenteeism, Si Hongchu was erased from the list by Zhang Hainian.
Later, Sikong You fought hard to restore Si Hongchu's qualifications, and then volunteered to be Si Hongchu's mentor.
Sikong You is a first-class professor, an academician of the Academy of Sciences, and enjoys a special allowance from the State Council. For such a person, the school originally hoped to send a postdoctoral fellow to work on several big topics or projects.
As for the undergraduate supervisor, it is sufficient to fill the position at the level of lecturer, at most associate professor.
Letting Sikong You take on this job is simply a waste of talent. But Sikong You was condescending and willing to be the tutor of this undergraduate, and he also selected Si Hongchu, a problem student, which surprised many people.
This matter has just been decided, and Si Hongchu will not be notified until Monday.
It was a great honor to learn from Sikong You, but Si Hongchu was not at all honored to say: "Yes......."
Sikong You raised his heavy eyebrows: "You are disappointed?"
"No, I don't. Si Hongchu said expressionlessly: "I'm very happy for you to be my mentor, this dick is deeply honored, honored, you know, my ancestral grave has not smoked for a long time......."
"Don't fool around. Sikong You interrupted Si Hongchu's words, and said with a smile: "Actually, you originally expected to be able to assign a beautiful woman to you as a mentor. ”
Si Hongchu cheekily admitted: "That's right. ”
"Okay, you can choose another female tutor, there is an associate professor who is also interested in taking you, why don't I introduce you?" Hehe, Sikong You added: "But she is from a science and engineering major!"
"No, resolutely don't want a science girl!" Si Hongchu shook his head like a rattle: "The science girl has been tossed by various formulas, math problems, theorems, and reasoning, and her clothes are disheveled, her hair is unkempt, her face is gray, and her acne is bright. They will use the laws of physics when they are coquettish with you, and even the words that come out of the nagging are demonstrated, supported by sufficient arguments, and they are fixed-point nagging three times a day, which is more accurate than an alarm clock. They will also use data to clearly tell you how much a girl's clothes are worth, absolutely to two decimal places......"
"Are you looking for a mentor or a partner?" Sikong You shook his head: "Do you like liberal arts girls?"
"Of course, you can see the girls in our class, and life is wonderful. All of them are neatly groomed, their hair is dyed colorful, and they are wearing hairpins, and small flowers are inserted on them, which makes you inadvertently mess up......"
Sikong You nodded: "It seems that this is really the case." ”
"It was precisely because I had too many science girls in high school that I did not hesitate to apply for the Chinese major. You must know that with my academic performance, even if I apply for the nuclear physics major, Jinghua will still admit me as a special enrollment. Si Hongchu let out a long sigh and concluded: "Life is too short to be sexy. ”
"However, there are many teachers in Jinghua who come from science and engineering. The undergraduate tutors assigned this time are basically science majors, because science is popular. ”
Si Hongchu shook his head stubbornly: "I don't believe it." ”
"Not to mention staying in school to teach, in the future, liberal arts students are also the main force of unemployment, this is the price of sexiness. After a pause, Sikong You introduced: "This female tutor is good, her major is astrophysics, and the topic she is working on recently is related to the lunar crater, and she can connect everything in her life with the moon." ”
"This is not a teacher, it's a Taoist. Si Hongchu began to shake his head again: "No, if I really meet such a mentor, even if I don't fall from the lunar crater and fall to my death, I will be forced to die on the wall." ”
"Then you can only choose the old man. Sikong You looked at his watch and told Si Hongchu: "Okay, I won't talk to you, I still have something." ”
Just said goodbye to Sikong You, a Mercedes-Benz suddenly stopped beside Si Hongchu with the sound of sudden braking.
The car door opened, and a girl in a leather coat got down from it and said in a cold tone: "Get in the car." ”
She is Cao Peiru's confidant Zi Aya, and she has a relationship with Si Hongchu.
Si Hongchu looked at Zi Aya now and found that his face and figure were a bit like a person, that is, Zi Tong.
"Purple" is a rare surname, I don't know if there is any relationship between these two girls, maybe Zi Aya can help solve the mystery of Purple Hitomi's identity.
"What's the matter?"
"Sister Cao is looking for you......" Zi Aya waved her hand and said impatiently: "Hurry up and get in the car." ”
Si Hongchu got into the car, Zi Aya sat next to him, and instructed the driver: "Drive." ”
After that, Zi Ayamu looked ahead without squinting, and didn't say a word, there was no one like Si Hongchu beside Quan Dang.
Si Hongchu coughed twice and broke the silence: "What is Sister Cao looking for me?"
Zi Aya glanced at Si Hongchu and didn't say a word.
"Do you have any sisters ....... that one?"
This time, Zi Aya finally spoke, and her tone was impatient than just now: "Does it have anything to do with you?"
"It's okay....... Si Hongchu shrugged his shoulders awkwardly: "I'm just asking." ”
When the car came to a villa, Zi Aya took Si Hongchu into the master bedroom, and said, "Sister Cao is in the bathroom." Then he hurried away.
The bathroom has never been a place to meet guests, Si Hongchu couldn't help but imagine that Cao Peiru invited herself to the bathroom, maybe she was massaging herself.
It's just that this massage seems to be a little strange.
Si Hongchu heard that in big cities, rich men would lie in bed and girls would help take a bath.
Women have been emancipated in these years, and so have women what men can do.
Si Hongchu originally thought that due to physiological limitations, there were still a few things that women couldn't do. After coming to Guangsha, I realized that there was really nothing impossible, and the woman could stand and relieve herself.
It can be deduced from this that what men have to enjoy, women must also have. It's just that Cao Peiru herself runs an entertainment venue, but she has worked tirelessly to invite herself over, and it seems that she is still good at her own skills.
Si Hongchu knocked on the door triumphantly, then walked into the bathroom, and then immediately froze.
Cao Peiru was lying in the bathtub, her body was immersed in a green liquid, and the liquid exuded a strong smell of medicinal herbs, which seemed to be medicinal liquid.
Cao Peiru was in a very bad state, her body trembled a few times from time to time, and her breathing was of different lengths.
"....... you" Si Hongchu gently put his hand on Cao Peiru's round shoulder, and he didn't know what to say, so he opened his mouth and said, "Do you need a massage?"
Cao Peiru glanced at Si Hongchu and smiled helplessly: "It's really cheap for you today." ”
"What's cheap?"
"I would never let any man into my bathroom, let alone look at me like this......" Sighing, Cao Peiru said slowly: "However, I am in a hurry to see you, and I can't take care of much." ”
"You're mistaken. Si Hongchu said seriously: "I have a pure sister-brother relationship with you, and I have no other ideas, so I can't talk about taking advantage." ”
"Forget it, let's not talk about this, not to mention that I'm not taking a shower now......."
Oh. Si Hongchu nodded: "Is it a medicinal bath?"
"Yes......." Cao Peiru's voice was the size of a mosquito and a fly: "This is the secret recipe of my hometown, boiling several Chinese medicines into a medicinal liquid, and soaking in it can treat bruises and sprains." ”
"What's wrong with you?"
"I had a car accident...... Cao Peiru said, and was about to get up from the bathtub: "Wait a minute, I'll go out and tell you......"
Cao Peiru had just leaned out half of her body, and suddenly there was an "oops" sound and she fell down again.
Si Hongchu's eyes were quick, and he immediately rushed over to support him, and it was only at this time that Si Hongchu found that Cao Peiru's body was full of bruises, and fortunately he also saw external injuries.
Cao Peiru put her arm on Si Hongchu's shoulder and said coldly: "Close your eyes!"
"Oh......." Si Hongchu agreed, and closed his eyes reluctantly, originally planning to leave a slit, but he was covered by Cao Peiru's hand on his shoulder.
"If you dare to take a look, I'll gouge out your eyes......" Cao Peiru said as she took a towel with her other hand, dried her body, and then put on a white silk bathrobe: "Open your eyes." ”