Chapter 17: Lifting a Rock and Shooting Yourself in the Foot
"Brother Big Bear, why is the zoo so loose now?
Long Chengtian couldn't help but look at the burly man curiously.
Then he looked like he had seen an alien, and he exclaimed in amazement, "Ahhh......h Isn't this Brother Big Bear? I kicked you so hard, and you're out of the way in just a few days? Is it because I didn't use enough force, or is it because of your characteristics that I didn't hit accurately?"
"It was Brother Tian, you showed mercy at that time and didn't kick me out!"
As soon as he saw Long Chengtian, Da Xiong subconsciously clamped his legs and was about to cry.
Why did you accept such a cheating little brother?
"Oh, so you brought a bunch of people over to test my patience and want me to kick you again?
This time, I will definitely not release water again, and I will definitely turn you into a living eunuch with one kick, and I will definitely allow you to practice the sword technique of warding off evil spirits, and you don't have to do it yourself!"
Long Chengtian rubbed his chin and said with a playful expression.
As soon as Long Chengtian's words came out, cold sweat on Nobita's forehead instantly burst out like a waterfall.
"No, no, no...... Brother Tian, you misunderstood! I ...... I heard that I, a little brother who is not angry, actually dared to rob you of a woman with the sky! So I specially arrested him and taught her a hard lesson! Teach her how to behave in the future......
saw Long Chengtian walking towards him step by step. Nobita's psychological shadow area expanded rapidly in an instant. In the face of this terrible psychological pressure. The brain, which had been in the water, actually had a flash of inspiration and thought of such a good excuse.
"Oh?
Long Chengtian clasped his hands on his chest, raised his eyebrows and stopped, looking like he was watching a play.
"Brother Big Bear, what the hell is going on?"
Cheng Li felt that there was a little fog now. It's still a bit confusing to tell the situation.
"Love your sister's situation! I see that you have eaten the courage of an ambitious leopard, and you dare to rob a woman with Brother Tian?"
Nobita's eyes widened, and he scolded him with a stinking slap on his head and face, and then slapped him. Pumped hard!
"Smack!"
An extremely loud slap sounded instantly.
Cheng Li, who was caught off guard, was immediately knocked to the ground.
"Why are you still stunned? Beat me to death this disrespectful gorilla who doesn't know whether to live or die!"
Immediately, Big Bear asked his younger brother to join in the beating of the gorilla.
"Ahh
Cheng Li suddenly howled miserably, and asked in great confusion.
It's okay if Cheng Li doesn't open his mouth, but as soon as he opens his mouth, the harder he beats the bear!
I kept silently saying in my heart: "Let you cheat your father! Lao Tzu can't beat you to death!"
Watching seven or eight burly men crack and punch!
Long Chengtian and Ma Feifei, who were watching the play on the side
It hurts a little when I look at it!
Five minutes later.
Seeing a gorilla that was originally good, it was about to be made into a panda alive.
Long Chengtian felt that it was almost over, so he waved his hand and said, "Okay! Hurry up and take him, get out of me!"
"Yes, Brother Tian, thank you, Brother Tian!"
Da Xiong nodded and said, and then took a group of junior brothers and carried Cheng Li to leave the Longteng Martial Arts Hall.
And right now.
"Jingle Bell ......"
Long Chengtian's phone suddenly remembered, and he picked it up and looked at it.
Hey...... Coincidentally, it was actually a small fire call!
"Hey, what's wrong?"
Long Chengtian asked lightly.
"Ahem, ahem...... Brother Tian, I don't know if you are free at night, let's have a meal together?"
Hearing the three words Xiao Huohuo, Jin Huahuo was almost choked to death by his own saliva.
"What's wrong with dinner?"
Long Chengtian was a little curious.
"That's what it looks like, my sworn enemy toad, I don't know how to subdue a karate master of the Great Gourd Empire, it seems to be called Winter Gua Taro! The strength is very strong, and he has reached the peak of Ming Jin! Therefore, he has been jumping very much recently! smashed me a lot of fields and beat me a lot of brothers!
Tonight, you also invited me to negotiate, I feel a little uncertain, so I want to ask the sky to come with you with me and help me suppress the formation!"
Jin Huahuo patiently explained.
Do you know that now you are my little brother, and your things are my things, and my things are still my things! You dare to smash my yard and beat my brother? How much money do you have to lose? Damn, it hurts to think about it, tonight, we must let that dead toad vomit it twice!"
After hearing Jin Huahuo's words, Long Chengtian was suddenly unhappy.
"Hey...... Brother didn't know where you were that day, I'll wait for Big Bear to pick you up!"
Jin Huahuo immediately laughed happily. This is one day when Brother is out of the horse, and the dead toad is not far from death!
"No need, the big bear is here, I'll just go with him!"
After finishing speaking, Long Chengtian hung up the phone.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Ma Feifei on the side asked with some curiosity.
"It's okay! Xiao Huohuo told me to go to dinner, and by the way, help him trample a toad to death! Wait until you go home and eat by yourself, you don't have to wait for me." ”
Then, Long Chengtian said to the big bear who had not yet left: "Big bear, you come back for me!"
Long Chengtian's cry almost scared the soul of the big bear away, could it be that Brother Tian still felt uncomfortable and had to give himself a kick?
Thinking of this, Big Bear felt that his eggs hurt so much!
"Brother Tian, what's wrong?"
Big Bear asked with a bitter face, his legs clamped, and resignedly. For fear that Long Chengtian would be unhappy, he gave himself a fatal chicken.
"Xiao Huohuo called me just now, saying that there is a toad, and he has been dancing very much recently! Ask me to go to dinner with me tonight, and teach him how to behave by the way!"
Long Chengtian said lightly.
"Okay! Brother Tian, you come with me, my car is outside! Brother Tian is here today, I see this toad, do you dare to jump again!"
Da Xiong obviously knew about this, and as soon as he heard that Long Chengtian was actually going too, the whole person instantly became excited!
"Hmm! lead the way!"
"Okay! Brother Tian, please!"
Nobita immediately crossed his legs and led the way with his farts up.
……
In the Supreme Box of the Dorsett Hotel in Wu District, Sioux City.
There are only four stools on the large round table that can make more than 20 people, but only three people sit on these four stools.
"Hey...... Jinhuahuo, why hasn't the helper you called come yet? It can't be that you're afraid to come, right?"
The toad said with a mocking expression.
"Hehe......"
Jin Huahuo sneered and ignored the toad.
"Cut! What are you pretending to be deep? Lao Tzu is hungry, so let's eat first, don't wait!"
The toad, who had been bored, picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat.
However, his chopsticks had just been stretched out.
"Huh!"
A strong wind broke through the air.
I saw that Jinhuahuo shook his hand and threw a chopstick towards the toad!
"Smack!"
The toad turned his wrist and used a pair of chopsticks in his hand to knock the chopsticks flying!
"Eight Tooth Road!"
The Japanese karate master Fuyugua Taro next to the toad suddenly took the case!
"Jinhuahuo, what the do you mean?"
The toad roared in exasperation.
"It's not interesting, my brother didn't come, no one is allowed to move chopsticks!"
Jin Huahuo didn't even see the karate master Fuyugua Taro glance, and said lightly.
"Huh...... Brother Tian, Brother Tian! I want to see what kind of sacred Brother Tian you call in your mouth! You dare to make me wait for so long! I hope you don't let me down!"
After finishing speaking, the toad simply slapped the chopsticks in his hand on the table, hugged his chest with both hands, and waited quietly.
Seeing that his eldest brother didn't speak, Fuyugua Taro also sat down angrily.
The room was quiet again, but as time went by, the atmosphere in the box became more and more eerie.
"Brother Tian, why haven't you come yet?"
These two masters of the same level whose strength is similar to their own are locked, and the pressure on Jin Huahuo at the moment is actually very great, and he can't help but secretly complain in his heart.
And right now.
The door of the box finally squeaked, and someone pushed it open!
A handsome figure pushed the door in.
"Ahh
Long Chengtian put his hands in his pockets, and although he said so, he couldn't see a trace of apology on his face.
"Brother Tian! You're here, it's okay, it's okay, please take a seat!"
Jin Huahuo immediately stood up with great excitement and introduced Long Chengtian into his seat.
"Eight Ge Yalu!Jin Huahuo, you just made me and my eldest brother wait for so long for this stinky boy who didn't have any hair?
At the behest of the toad, Winter Gua Taro immediately stood up and asked loudly.
"What are you? Where did you come from?"
Long Chengtian looked as if he had just discovered Winter Gua Taro, and asked in surprise.
"Lao Tzu is not a thing!"
Winter melon Taro's eyes narrowed slightly, and he yelled.
"Oh, so you're not a thing, so what are you doing here? Waiting for someone to invite you to dinner, get out of here!"
Long Chengtian suddenly shouted, and everyone's eardrums buzzed.
"Lao Tzu is a thing, no! Lao Tzu is not a thing...... Ahhh
was surrounded by Long Chengtian, Winter Gua Taro instantly fell into a strange circle of thinking, and then rushed towards Long Chengtian with great anger!
"Brother Tian, I'll meet him!"
The Jinhua fire on the side flashed and wanted to go up.
"No, a little exercise before meals will help your appetite, just warm up with this big winter melon!"
Before the words fell, Long Chengtian took the initiative to greet him!
"Yellow-haired boy, let me die!"
Winter melon Taro's eyes widened angrily, and after bursting out, he clenched his big casserole-like fist and slammed it towards Long Chengtian's chest!