Netizens quarreled because there was a huge disagreement about Li Fan's birthday.

As soon as the Xinhua News Agency's article "Positive Energy and Responsibility of the Post-Zero Generation" was released, netizens stood in line. Some people say that Li Fan is not a post-00s generation at all, he should be a post-90s generation, because he was born at 0:00 in the turn of the millennium.

Indeed, Li Fan's date of birth was too timely, impartial, and stuck between 1999 and 2000, and Li's mother is really magical.

However, another part of netizens said that the ID card information is the best proof! The post-90s generation denied it, saying that the ID card error rate was too much, and it was also explained from Huaguo medicine, saying that the baby's birth time was calculated by poking out of the mother's body with the head, so Li Fan's birth time should be a little earlier.

The post-00s said that Li Fan was their most outstanding representative, and the post-90s firmly believed that that was their last glory! However, the post-00s and post-90s basically agreed on a point of view, the reason why Li Fan is so gorgeous and talented, just as a song sings:

We are on the stage at the turn of the century,

We write about the turn of the century,

We welcome the turn of the century,

Put a sunny avenue,

Spread out towards the sun.

When Li Fan saw netizens who were so idle that they used this song "Sunshine Avenue" to ridicule themselves like this, a sense of picture instantly appeared in front of his eyes: the moment the millennium came, Sunshine Avenue spread out towards the sun, and a cute little baby was born with a golden key, and then other dolls cried, but he giggled and kicked his feet and laughed!

It's usually quite interesting to watch netizens talk nonsense, and it is also part of Li Fan's inspiration, and he really created a beginning of the script with the scene born in front of him.

Of course, Li Fan's computer has the beginnings of countless works, and this is just another addition.

……

The military training of Beijing University is continuing, and the military training of only 15 days is almost over.

When Li Fan officially participated in military training, he suddenly discovered a problem with himself - Shun Chuan!

Crutches are actually very normal, recruits or students are trained in military training, and some people are prone to crutches when they are nervous. But Li Fan was not nervous, but he walked in unison and turned around.

That morning, after breakfast, everyone gathered at the door of the cafeteria, and walked to the basketball court for military training.

She said, "No. 8, No. 13, No. 15...... Don't you think you're different from everyone else?

A classmate in front of him said: "Report to the instructor, Li Fan has led us astray!"

Instructor Wu looked at it, and sure enough, he was really the culprit.

Li Fan turned his head and glared at the big innocent eyes, "Is there one?"

Coming to the green field, other students stood in a military posture every day, and Instructor Wu gave Li Fan special training, and after she demonstrated the standard movements in person, she said to Li Fan: "Listen to my command, walk in unison, one-two-one-one-two-one, good, very good...... Uh, no, no, Li Fan! Li Fan, decide!"

Li Fan walked quite normally in the first ten steps, but after that, he inexplicably walked with the same hands and feet.

The students standing in the military posture burst into laughter in an instant.

Instructor Wu turned his head sharply, glared and said, "Who laughs? What's so funny? Warn you once, laugh for another 5 minutes!"

Shut up, grit your teeth!

"Li Fan, look at it, master the sense of rhythm, and show you again, you are going to be incorporated into the Hero Company, be serious!"

After Instructor Wu demonstrated again, Li Fan raised his head and chest, strutted forward, counted the beats in his heart, and then walked and walked, and turned perfectly again, and the freshmen on the playground laughed when they saw it.

Instructor Wu turned his head sharply, pointed at Ma Qiang in the queue, and then pointed at Wang Chuan, "You two are out of the ranks, and you two laugh the most, right? Come, you two come here to laugh and stand together! Is it funny that your comrades-in-arms have shortcomings?"

Wang Chuan and Ma Qiang stood side by side, next to the instructor's criticism, Li Fan kept raising his eyebrows at them, his facial features squeezed around, and performed an eyebrow dance for them for free.

In this way, Li Fan won the nickname of "Iron Kidnapping Li" among the freshmen, and became a stain on his life, and other classmates ridiculed him.

Unfortunately, because of this problem, he lost the opportunity to go to the Heroes Company to train hard, and he lost the opportunity to lead thousands of freshmen with a flag as a representative of freshman military training in the military training review, which was originally his.

However, Li Fan didn't care about these at all, it was the nickname of "Tie Guan Li", can you always mention it? After all, it is very detrimental to his tall and mighty image.

There are still a few days left in the military training, and the school's orientation party has begun to prepare.

On this day, Li Fan and Gu Yating were called to the student office by Lu Yaya and asked them to join forces to put on a show.

Li Fan glanced at Gu Yating and said to Lu Yaya: "Sister Yaya, she dances well." ”

Gu Yating said: "He sings well. ”

Lu Yaya scratched her head: "I mean, let the two of you join forces and put on a show together, understand?"

The two of them looked at each other, his specialty was her weakness, and her strength was his abyss, and they couldn't get together at all.

Gu Yating said: "This is not difficult, can't we go up and recite a poem together, right? ”

Li Fan thought for a while: "It's not impossible, our foundation in Chinese culture is still good, otherwise, let's talk about cross talk, I'll tease, you laugh, when the time comes, I'll wear a long shirt and put on a cheongsam for you, which will amaze the audience!"

Gu Yating gave him a blank look, "you!"

"Look, you're in the play, right?"

Lu Yaya said: "I thought of one, you two can sing and dance together, isn't this perfect? As for songs and dances, you can study and study them yourself, rehearse them quickly, and report to me directly." The date of our party is getting closer. ”

The two of them took a job, and then they were worried about what song to prepare, arguing along the way.

The school's various clubs and various competitions in the school have also opened their arms to freshmen in the past two days, Li Fan has no love for this, but Gu Yating is happy in it, she participated in the poetry recitation competition, the freshman debate competition and the speech contest preliminaries, except for the pre-selection of the speech contest was not posted, the other two results are:

Poetry Recitation Contest Qualifiers: 2nd Place!

Qualifiers for the 5th Qingya Cup Debate Tournament: 2nd place!

Gu Yating looked at the report card of the student office, frowned and said, "Why is it second again?"

Li Fan scratched his head, "Your name is a mistake! The runner-up of the idiom conference was defeated by me; when it came to the "Boya Cup", I finally got rid of it, and Lin Xiaofeng jumped out, and you were still the runner-up! Now the poetry recitation contest and the debate competition qualifiers are both runners-up, which fully proves the importance of a person's name, therefore, I want to give you a new apt nickname - the second millennium!"

"Get out!"

The two of them just turned around to leave, but they saw two seniors walking not far away, holding A4 paper in their hands, chatting about the results of this qualifier as they walked.

"Although that Lin Xiaofeng is not amazing, his strength is really too strong!"

"Wow, if you don't accept it, it is estimated that Li Fan will be able to suppress her among the freshmen in this class. ”

"Gu Yating is not bad, the girl is so beautiful, she is still so talented, if it is the freshman level of previous years, she is the first. ”

When Gu Yating heard this, she pulled Li Fan to turn her head and leave, this report card obviously didn't need to be read, and she was sad.

Li Fan sneered, "The second thousand-year-old!"

"Shut up! Believe it or not, I'm kicking you!

"Ahem, when I didn't say it, let's go, go back to the bedroom!" Li Fan walked and walked, and suddenly said, "You said that you would be the second in the recruitment of the Golden Dance Troupe tonight?"

"Shut your crow's mouth!

As soon as these words fell, Li Fan felt that there were silver high heels dangling in front of him, and Li Fan had to sigh that she was so flexible, and there was a touch of flesh that jumped into his eyes.

He smiled thiefily and suddenly sighed: "Leggings are definitely the stupidest invention in human history!"

"You, pervert!"

"Why don't you kick me again, there's no one here, you kick hard, kick as high as you can!"

Gu Yating stood in place, squinting at him, "Try it again!"

Li Fan pondered for a moment, and then said: "Leggings are definitely the stupidest invention in human history!

Li Fan brought this "heavy" topic to the dormitory, and all the male compatriots unanimously raised their hands to agree with Li Fan's point of view, and their late-night topic shifted from leggings to underwear, and then added the word "fun" to the underwear, and then added "qi furniture".

Everyone talked happily, some people are masters among them, and no one can match their theoretical knowledge, such as Li Fan, some are cute seekers of knowledge, such as Wang Nan, and some people who have no interest in this topic at all, such as Ding Long.

Everyone soon noticed Ding Long's unusual calmness, and Ding Long said that he was upright and disdained to be in the company of you and other scum! Everyone said that he was not a man.

It wasn't until later that everyone knew Ding Long's family background, and his family monopolized most of the underwear market and the "adult" market in China.

No one would have thought that the mediocre Ding Long would still be a veritable rich second generation, and he would be so low-key.

The Sleeper Talk still did not change the tone of the Beijing people's text, and finally talked directly about the ancient Chinese history of sex, which is also amazing.

In the end, this meat dish is finally over, everyone changes to vegetarian food, Ma Qiang said that he has a crush on a girl from the 9th Company, and he has been "hooking up" for a few days, but he is embarrassed to ask for a relationship.

"Brother Qiang, cowardly?"

"You can't do it, you don't dare to chase a little girl, what other big career can you do?"

"If you don't chase it, someone will chase you, I heard that girl is very likable. ”

"It's over, it's over!"

As soon as everyone instigated him, Ma Qiang immediately decided, chase, chase tomorrow! Besides, why practice the guitar? He is just to confuse the girl, or the guitar will be practiced in vain.

The next night, after the military training, Ma Qiang really mustered up the courage and went downstairs with his guitar to confess in the women's dormitory.

The night was romantic, initially romantic to be exact.

In front of the women's dormitory, a large heart was placed with a candle, and the girl's name was placed inside: Du Li.

Ma Qiang sat on the chair, holding a guitar, waiting for the girl to come downstairs at any time, wiping his sweat from time to time, and kept turning back and smirking at his classmates, Sao Ma was really nervous.

Li Fan was in charge of enlivening the atmosphere, he took the microphone, and said: "Students pay attention to my gestures for a while, follow my rhythm, you must make up this beautiful thing ......"

In fact, the onlookers didn't need Li Fan's mobilization at all, after all, the favorite thing for us Chinese people is to coax!

The girl went downstairs, it was a fair-looking but fair-skinned girl, and when she saw Li Fan standing in the crowd holding a microphone, she was stunned for a while.

Didn't Li Fan have Gu Yating? Could it be that they broke up? Or rather, are they all hard hype CPs in the TV columns, is it not true love between them at all, but hype?

That's right, celebrities like hype!

Some people say that someone downstairs is looking for him, it turns out that Li Fan deliberately arranged it, but he doesn't know me either! Is it because of my beauty?

At this moment, it is impossible to count how many messy and marginal things this girl thinks, and it is estimated that the girl will be in a mess when she faces Prince Charming.

It wasn't until Li Fan clamped the microphone on the stand that she woke up from her dream.

Du Li's eyes swept a trace of loneliness, and she said in her heart: Oh, it turned out to be this fat guy, why did you come to this set? But I am not familiar with you at all!

Ma Qiang was very nervous and wanted to say a few opening words but didn't say it, so he stomped his feet and started singing directly, singing a song "I'm Happy to Fall in Love with You", singing messily and playing all over the place, but he couldn't stand the good atmosphere of the scene, everyone clapped together and helped him softly.

Li Fan suddenly found himself squeezed in a military uniform next to him, it turned out to be Instructor Wu, Instructor Wu also took out his mobile phone and began to record a video, and shouted and coaxed with his classmates at the end of the song.

The atmosphere was very high.

"Together again!"

"Together again!"

"Together again!"

……

Ma Qiang stretched out his fat palm to Du Li, but Du Li just smiled and "shh

"Dude, that's not how the guitar plays, give it to me. Du Li stretched out her hand.

"Ahh

"First of all, you don't have the right posture! The torso should be straight, the body can be slightly tilted, and the right forearm is a third of the way on the resonance box. Secondly, the gesture of pressing the chord is not right. I'll show you!"

Du Li said, pressed the strings with her left hand and flicked it with her right hand, and a beautiful music overflowed, and she sang "I'm Happy to Fall in Love with You" again.

After playing, she knocked on the guitar and said, "This guitar can't be successful, it's just a plywood guitar, if you want to practice seriously, he doesn't have to think about this kind of guitar for hundreds of dollars, at least it has to be a noodle sheet." ”

Ma Qiang's face turned red and white, and he was embarrassed and at a loss.

"That's it, I'm planning to hold a guitar teaching class in a few days, you can sign up, I have a special channel for guitar, get you a good one, right?"

Just when everyone was stunned, Du Li asked again:

"By the way, what's your name?"

Ma Qiang was killed by the last sentence, leaving a sentence of "Call me Ma Qiang!", then stupidly packed up the guitar and borrowed stereo, and prepared to leave.

Du Li pointed to the candles all over the ground and said, "You can pack them all up." By the way, that Ma Qiang, you're too sudden, let's be friends. ”

"Hmm!" Ma Qiang said listlessly.

"Oh yes, you wait for me, let's have a meal first?"

"Huh?"

"Wait a minute, I'll change my clothes. ”

"Ahh

Ma Qiang and Du Li officially started to hook up like this, but why did Du Li suddenly become interested in Ma Qiang?

Du Li said to her companion, she originally wanted to snuggle him, after all, she didn't say a few words to you, you begged for a fart love in public, are you embarrassed? You are not embarrassed, I am still embarrassed, but as a result, after a sneer, seeing that this fat man was ashamed and lost his dignity in public, she couldn't bear it anymore, so she found him a step down.

As a result, I didn't expect to be haunted by this dead fat man for a lifetime.

Ma Qiang's explanation is very simple, just four words: because of love!