Chapter Twenty-Three: Explode, Walls!
――Adventurer's Guild Front Street-
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To be reasonable, the sun hasn't even risen yet.
Since I'm up so early... So are you all waiting in line for a few days? and it's too much, and the gate of the Adventurers' Guild seems to be across the street?
The crowd reminded me of the talent auction market during graduation season, well... Auction.
"Hey, you guys, Chengnan needs five guys who paint the wall, and the hourly wage is fifteen copper coins. Only Adventurers above F level are recruited, and only warrior-related professions are accepted, and those who are willing to sign up with me!"
"I, I, I, I, !... Don't squeeze, you bastard, ha~ Do you want to fight? Uncle Ben is a god of moving bricks."
"Oh, you're arrogant, you guy, you can't ask for it, you stupid big man, I've been unhappy with you for a long time. Besides, listen to the request, idiot?!Lord Ben is a famous stucco king in this neighborhood, and he once had a great record of painting half of the city wall by himself, so why don't you kneel down quickly, bastard!".
Watching the large crowd of people leave around the uncle, dressed as a foreman, I shook my head, ready to watch the King of Paint fight with the God of Brick Moves.
I didn't expect the work resources in the other world to be so scarce, it seems that everyone is a poor guy.
After all, they are all guys who beg for life, and if you look at the situation, after all, there are a lot of people, and it is normal to queue for a few days and nights, so the handsome guy with long ears over there has already lived in a sleeping bag with him, and I can understand it.
At least, people still love to be clean, so it's good to add two points of friendship to him.
The scruffy dwarf next to him was not picky, and fell asleep upside down, snoring louder than the sky, and the snot bubbles were about to blow into a basketball.
It doesn't matter if someone is playing cards next door to you, whether you damage the image of the city, after I die, let him flood the sky!
"It's coming, it's coming, Gwent brand smash brawl, you can do anything except slap your face, you can't miss the opportunity, the registration fee only needs two silver coins, but the prize money is 200,000 gold coins!!".
Well.. Turning his gaze to the group of scuffling guys, it was really a big fight in the actual sense.
Yes.. Stepped on the sleeping dwarf, woohhhhhhh He's joined the fray, ah... The elf handsome guy also got in. It's not good, it feels weird, but it's so exciting.
But it's just a simple brawl, right, what does it have to do with Gwent cards?
Hey, hey.. The goblin ran away with the registration fee.
It's just a mess of the scene of a car accident.. How do I remember when I passed by yesterday and it was still empty.
It's so troublesome.. That's amazing, brothers, you go ahead and platoon, I'd better go get barrels of explosives.
After waiting for a few minutes, I think about it again, I am an evil undead and a candidate for the supreme demon king. Anyway, no matter how you look at it, it's a complete villain.
How can a big guy with this status line up honestly?!
And the most critical core problem is that even the second time I still have to say that queuing is too troublesome.
People from the evil camp have to use the methods of the evil camp to do things, anyway, I'm a skeleton, and I don't have the prestige of the camp at all, and I don't have the benefits of beautiful adventurers to receive, so you don't want to have it.
The foreman just now gave me a good idea, let's blow up the city wall.
Well, if you think about it carefully, only by indulging in the pleasure of work can you effectively improve people's happiness.
The initial plan was probably to get a barrel of explosives and then find a corner of the city wall and light it.
At the same time as making a big move, there will definitely be some people who like to watch the excitement leave, which will be less of a part of the guys who get in the way. Then the Adventurer's Guild will definitely issue an urgent mission, and by the time you go to repair the walls, the crowd will be smaller.
Taking advantage of this time, I just happened to hurry up to get an adventurer's medal.
Perfect plan, anyway, I haven't signed up as an adventurer, and this labor can't catch me.
At most, I'm done registering, and the wall hasn't been repaired yet.
Hm.. When the time comes, let's talk about it then, no matter how bad it is, it will be transferred from the 'Demon King Candidate' to the 'Mason' to help repair the wall, and it can be regarded as making up for the guilt in my heart, and I will get a salary.
If you don't have time to fall in love, I'll mend the wall, bastards.
There's no time to tempt the bards to be indescribable, give me the wall, bastards.
I seem to be a little excited, in short, the key to this plan is only where to get this explosive barrel from, and how to not be discovered by the guards when it is ignited.
Of course, in this kind of peaceful town, where there has been no terrorist attack for a long time, the difficulty of the attack has plummeted again.
The explosive barrel is more troublesome, or buy it directly from the goblin's engineering goods store, anyway, the effect of the machine after being exploded by high temperature is about the same, and it is more hidden, when the time comes, make a fire, roast and roast it, and it's over.
Moreover, it is produced by Goblins. Maybe I don't need to ignite it, and I'll blow it up.
If you want to do it, you can do it. It's really hard for you, the city wall, and I'll make it look better for you in a few days.
Two hours later, near a city wall in the southeast of White Oak Town.
"Blast it, city walls!".
Boom Boom!!!
"Urgent notice! Urgent notice! Terrorist attack in the southeast of the town! Terrorist attack in the southeast of the town! Enemy unknown! Please rush to the aid of all adventurers above the F level!".
The announcement, located near the fountain in the central square, suddenly sounded, and two seconds later, spread throughout the town of White Oak.
"Ahh
"Don't talk nonsense, I just heard from the relatives of the friend next door that it's the beast tide! It's the beast tide of the Warcraft Mountain Range again! Hurry up and pack up your things and run for your life!"
Hey, hey.. Uncles, it seems like you're going to have to run for your lives anyway, right? Is there any point in figuring out what's going on?
Hiding in a dark alley, I watched the mushroom cloud rising in the distance, and the plan succeeded.
I didn't expect that there were explosives sold in the engineering goods store opened by the goblins, so it would be better to say... It seems like I only see explosives being sold.
But then again, although the technology tree in the other world is backward, the effect of explosives is amazingly powerful.
With a friendly smile that hides my fame and fame, I looked out into the rioting streets of the alley.
The noisy shouts and screams gathered together, and it was just a small accident, so people were scary, and in the end people were panicked, even those in the know were frightened by you.
Of course, in terms of the results, I am still relatively satisfied.
Those adventurers who were still in the queue a second ago, after hearing that there is work to do... Their eyes were straight, and they all ran towards the place where the explosion took place as if they had been beaten with blood, without the slightest drag in the mud and water.
As a result, I'm kind of providing them with a job.
It's great that everyone has a job and can have a delicious dinner after work, and it's a little proud to think so.
"Plan through, adventurer engineering demolition team, formed!".
"Oh, by the way..... Catherine, don't panic, it's all inconsequential little things, don't go out to see the excitement."
"Eh?!, Mr. Essioin, did you cause the tremor just now, what ..... happened?"
After nodding to myself, I turned on Catherine's soul connection, told her not to panic, and prepared to get my own medal.
Catherine is my precious disciple, and she bears my dream of returning to the fortress of the undead. Because the streets are also crowded with people, although there will be no stampede, but after all, the world is sinister, and it will not be good if the little girl is taken advantage of.
Alas, the development of the times is always inseparable from people like me who have contributed silently.