Chapter 455 Lantern Festival
Yang Ming just walked two steps, only to find that he was actually wearing a woman's dress, but the angry thing is that it was still a low-cut dress, and the two big moles on his chest were shamefully exposed to the air, and Ren Beifeng stroked it wantonly.
"My clothes?" Yang Ming couldn't remember what happened after he went crazy.
"Oh, it seems to have been burned, and when I came, you were covered in wounds, and I took one at random in the little house by the roadside. Xu Yue turned her face and pointed the back of her head at Yang Mingdao.
Yang Ming couldn't help but fold his legs, opened the neckline of his dress, and saw that the second brother's thatched nest had been burned down, and he was depressed and had nowhere to shelter from the wind and rain.
"But it's a woman's clothes. Yang Ming's face was twisted, and the taste of wind under his crotch when he walked was really uncomfortable.
"Huh, what then?" said Xu Yue, covering her mouth.
"Let's fly back!" Yang Ming hunched his waist to prevent the second brother from protruding too much against the backdrop of his skirt.
Under Yang Ming's careful guidance, Yang Ming coincidentally landed at the door of Aunt Wang's house next door, and Aunt Wang also coincidentally opened the door, and when she saw Yang Ming, she scolded bitterly and hatefully: "Phew, the little rascal is really disgusting, I want to hurry up and wash my eyes, don't be blinded!"
Aunt Wang slammed the slammed shut, and Yang Ming had a sentence that his mother wanted to say, but it was too late. Speaking of the grievances and grievances between him and Aunt Wang, I have to start from when I first came, when I was young and ignorant, I didn't look at the terrain when I was cold underwear, and I was blown off by the wind and fell into the pile of dried vegetables at Aunt Wang's house, and I was stunned by Aunt Wang at the door and scolded for more than a week, Yang Ming went out early in the morning for a few days, and didn't dare to go home until the dead of night at night, and he didn't dare to close the door too hard, for fear of exposing his whereabouts.
"That girl, I see that you are very smart, break up with this little rascal as soon as possible, so as not to be bullied in the future!"
Yang Ming took Xu Yue upstairs, and heard Aunt Wang's unwilling roar from afar, Xu Yue said curiously: "Senior brother, was that voice talking to me just now?"
"No!" Yang Ming vetoed with a dark face.
"Senior brother, you don't seem to be happy. ”
"I didn't!"
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"Yang Ming, your outfit is quite trendy!" He Caixia looked at Yang Ming and Xu Yue angrily and laughed.
"Sister Xia, this is none of my brother's business, I picked it for him. Seeing that Yang Ming was being ridiculed, Xu Yue hurriedly stepped forward to explain.
"Okay! Come in! Look at your body, how inconvenient it is! I'll take you to a fun place tonight and change into comfortable clothes!"
He Caixia smiled and pulled Xu Yue into the room, and Yang Ming was curious: "What are the activities tonight?"
"Of course, it's the annual Mid-Autumn Lantern Festival!" He Caixia replied in the room.
Yang Ming then remembered that this year's Mid-Autumn Festival would come so late because of leap May.
"Sister Xia, what are these two round shells?" Xu Yue's voice came out of the room, and a beautiful picture appeared in Yang Ming's mind, who was about to take a bath and change clothes.
"You can't really travel from ancient times, do you?"
"Is that how you wear it?" asked Xu Yue cutely.
"No, no, I'll teach you, take off your clothes first. ”
"Ahh Xu Yue's voice was a little panicked.
"It's all women, what are you afraid of? Are you still afraid that I will use my hands and feet like Yang Ming? By the way, has Yang Ming done anything to you? He Caixia was a little funny, and asked gossipily, Yang Ming, who was eavesdropping at the bathroom door, was nervous, and his ears stretched longer.
"Yes. Xu Yue's voice was a little shy, and Yang Ming shouted loudly in his heart: My God, I haven't even touched your waist, okay? How can you slander a good person, my good junior sister!
"Huh, what did he do to you?" these were the voices of Tang Qingning and Chen Xiaoxiao.
He ...... Took my hand. Xu Yue stammered.
Yang Ming almost fell on all fours after hearing this, and he really wronged his cheap junior sister.
"Alas, Sister Yue, you are so beautiful, Yang Ming's big pervert must be reluctant to swallow. Tang Qingning's voice was a little disappointed.
"Wow, Xu Yue, are you also from the Guwu family, why do you use such a thing as a chest wrap?" Chen Xiaoxiao said in surprise.
"Tut-tut, I don't know, Xu Yue, you still have a lot of information!" He Caixia said with relief.
"Hmm...... You can't touch it there!" Xu Yue's voice was a little flustered, and there was a laughter of warblers and warblers in the house, and Yang Ming touched his nose, and his hands were covered with nosebleeds.
"Sister Xia, what is this?"
"Fig leaf. ”
"Huh, such a small piece, I'd better wear my own!"
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After some washing, Yang Ming's anger was mostly gone, and he changed into clean clothes, refreshed. At this time, He Caixia and the three of them had already packed Xu Yue and walked out of the room, Xu Yue at this time was not bound by the ancient costume gown, her delicate and transparent figure was fully revealed, and her simple and shy posture made Yang Ming feel even more pleasing to the eye.
"No, Yang Ming, did you discuss it with Xu Yue? There are five of us, you actually wear a couple outfit with Xu Yue!" Chen Xiaoxiao muttered enviously.
Yang Ming glanced at it, but he didn't expect that he took a piece of clothing casually, which happened to be a couple outfit that he bought on the street with He Caixia, but the other one was worn on Xu Yue, Yang Ming suddenly felt a little sorry for He Caixia.
"What is a couple's outfit?"
Xu Yue interrupted the awkward atmosphere with a dumbfounded sentence, and He Caixia pulled Yang Ming over and asked, "Yang Ming, tell me honestly, where did you pick up this beautiful woman with a bit of a bad brain?" ”
Yang Ming knew that He Caixia must have misunderstood him for abducting a mentally handicapped girl, so he hurriedly explained: "How is it possible? Am I that kind of person? She is really my junior sister, but she was brought out from the deep mountains and old forests, although she doesn't know these things, but she is definitely not stupid." ”
"That's good!" He Caixia patted her chest and was about to walk away, but was pulled by Yang Ming.
"I'm sorry, I'm pretending to be ...... with your couple"
"Hmph, do you still need to say sorry to me? I'll order ten or eight pieces on the Internet in a while, and see if you can squander enough. He Caixia glanced at Yang Ming angrily.
Yang Ming could already imagine the scene of appearing on the street with his harem, and he was suddenly a little fascinated.
Looking back, Tang Qingning and Chen Xiaoxiao were patiently explaining to Xu Yue the meaning of the couple's outfit, and they had completely regarded Xu Yue as sisters who were also from the ancient martial arts family.
Hearing Chen Xiaoxiao's explanation, Xu Yue suddenly realized, leaned over to Yang Ming's side, held Yang Ming's arm, and said with a sweet smile: "Oh~ That means that my senior brother and I are lovers when we wear couple clothes!"
"Click!"
He Caixia used her camera to record this exquisite picture of a golden boy and a girl.
The Mid-Autumn Lantern Festival, as always, is lively, the crowd of people coming and going, mostly young couples, most of whom are students, modern girls are keen on the pursuit of romance, so they often test the man, proposing: "I fell into the water at the same time as your mother, who do you save first" and so on. In the hearts of most women, they will care about every special festival in their lives, which is why some couples will celebrate all the holidays as Valentine's Day, so it has also led to a series of industrial discoveries, such as hotels, flower shops, hospitals, etc.
What Yang Ming didn't expect was that tonight he would take seven or eight women to spend an unforgettable Mid-Autumn Festival.
"Damn! That kid is really bullish, all the beauties around him are all in love with the country, shouldn't they all be his girlfriends!"
"Pray to Heaven that I will become a third of that boy's handsome!"
"It may not matter how handsome he is, I guess he must be rich!"
"He seems to be familiar with it!"
"Yes, do you think he resembles the god of medicine who caused a sensation in the whole country two days ago?"
"I'll go, listening to you say that, it seems like it's really good! There's big news now. Shocked! The god of medicine and his rumored girlfriends are actually doing this in the Mid-Autumn Festival...... Hey, hey, hey!" a paparazzi pulled out his camera and secretly took a few shots.
"Damn, do you still want to mess up, you dare to be black, our medical god Brother Ming, hand over the camera, let you go!"
"I, I, I...... You're breaking the law......" The paparazzi were so frightened that they squatted on the ground and screamed with their heads in their hands.
"I'm a policeman, I'm now accusing you of violating other people's privacy, spreading rumors, resisting law enforcement, and my brothers beat him!"
There was a mess on the side of the road, and the girls were blushing and cautious, and Yang Ming didn't dare to speak loudly.
"Senior brother, sugar gourd, I want to eat it. Xu Yue jumped up and down to the roadside vendor selling sugar gourds and whipped up a string of sugar gourds. He remembered that there was a little girl who would ask for a string of sugar gourds every time he went down the mountain, and he never missed the promise.
"How much is the boss?" asked Yang Ming as he took out his wallet and walked over to the vendor.
The boss excused himself and said, "Young man, I know you, the god of medicine! My family bought your medicine to get up again from the sickbed, and I can't ask for your money!"
"Then thank you, but one yard is one yard, a small business is not easy, I received your heart, you have to accept the money!" Yang Ming took out a hundred-yuan bill and stuffed it into the boss's hand.
"I'll give you that bunch, young man!" I'll tell you, it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful girl, and you're really blessed, young man!" the boss laughed with a wink.
"Thank you, take seven more strings! Count the previous strings, let's pay them together!"
Yang Ming took out seven strings of rock sugar gourds, kept the money and turned to leave, only to hear the uncle behind shouting thank you loudly.
"Hehe! Yang Ming, you still have a little conscience! It's not in vain that my sister loves you so much. He Caixia took the rock sugar gourd from Yang Ming's hand with a satisfied smile on her face.
"Senior brother, I want that colorful flower......
"Senior brother, what kind of dance are they dancing, why are they wearing so little?"
"Senior brother, I want to guess the lantern riddle, that ...... and that"