"Okay. Sikong You agreed, wrote hard, and wrote a full article.

Si Hongchu hurriedly grabbed it and looked at it carefully, thinking that the prescription prescribed by a cow like Sikong You must be extraordinary, such as the shit of the 10,000-year-old king Bala and the scripture of the eighty-year-old virgin

Blood、The bag that the Zhengtai furnace tube pulled down

Smegma.

Reading online novels, it seems that old Chinese medicine doctors are like this, if you don't do this, you can't show that your level is superb.

What Si Hongchu didn't expect was that there were some very simple medicines in it, and there were even two flavors of Western medicine.

"How so?"

Sikong Youqi squinted: "Why isn't this the case?"

"This prescription is too simple for me to prescribe. ”

"You don't care if it's superficial or not, just work. ”

"Don't you have any ancestral recipes?"

"Secret recipe?" Sikong You slowly turned his head to look at Si Hongchu, and smiled coldly: "Have you read too many online novels, thinking that the so-called secret recipe handed down thousands of years ago can cure all diseases." ”

Si Hongchu scratched his head: "Isn't it?"

"First of all, scientific research has proven that thousands of years ago people's IQ was lower than it is now, secondly, people's understanding of the natural environment and science was limited by the conditions of the time, and thirdly, the technology was even more backward at that time, which is completely different from today's. Do you think that people at that time could develop more sophisticated prescriptions than today's medical science under such circumstances?" After a pause, Sikong You continued: "Today's medical science extracts the active ingredients from the raw materials, and then combines different active ingredients to make drugs for different diseases, and the measurement alone is accurate to at least micrograms. The raw materials of traditional Chinese medicine are of different grades, and then limited by processing methods, and the active ingredients in the same medicinal materials are not the same.

Si Hongchu nodded thoughtfully: "Reasonable." ”

"For example, Tibetan medicine has been very popular in recent years, and it seems to cure all diseases. However, before the liberation, the average life expectancy in Tibet was only about 30 years, and it took the government more than half a century to double the average life expectancy by improving sanitation and medical conditions. Snorting lightly, Sikong You said disdainfully: "The Chinese people have an inferior root, and they always think that the things of their ancestors are good, and they don't let go of the stinky and long footcloth that has been there for thousands of years. If it is said that after thousands of years of development, the Chinese people are not as good as their ancestors, it can only be said that the more they live, the more they fall, and it is not a pity to be exterminated. ”

Although the words are ruthless, they are very reasonable. Si Hongchu nodded approvingly: "Although I don't know medicine, I know martial arts, and there are many common truths between the two." ”

Sikong You smiled slightly: "The son can be taught." ”

There are so many things to learn with Sikong You, just this conversation made Si Hongchu suddenly enlightened, it happened that there was only half a day of class tomorrow, so he planned to continue to study.

However, as soon as school ended at noon the next day, Zhang Yilei stuffed a ticket: "Let's go together in the afternoon!"

Si Hongchu didn't understand: "What are you going to do?"

"Don't you know, Zou Libo was hired as a visiting professor at our university and gave a speech in the auditorium in the afternoon. Hehe smiled, Zhang Yilei said proudly: "This ticket is very popular, I finally got it." ”

In Si Hong's initial impression, Zou Libo seems to have been born in burlesque, and now he is also a famous comedy master.

Si Hongchu didn't understand what was funny, watching Zou Libo's video on the Internet, but he was just standing in front of the stage and talking about all kinds of Internet jokes.

It's strange that such a simple thing can make a corner popular.

Speaking of which, this Zou Libo has a primary school education, even if he has gone to middle school, he is also an art school, but he can be a visiting professor in a first-class university in the country, which shows how important fame is.

You can be shameless, but you can't be nameless.

It is precisely because the actor can be a professor that the professor is not worth much now, and more often it is called a beast.

It was the college students who took the lead in devaluation before the professor, and the depreciation rate was N times that of the professor, even if the actors became professors, they couldn't cope with so many college students today.

With the expansion of college enrollment year after year, now college students have become sparse and cheap, as for the level of sparse and cheap college students, there is a good comparison:

The Seven Monsters of Jiangnan and a Hong Qigong trained Guo Jing, who was born dull, into a hero of the world. Wang Chongyang's martial arts are unique in the world, one teaches seven, and teaches a group of wastes of the Quanzhen Sect.

Si Hongchu felt that he was a talent who surpassed Guo Jing, but he was mixed with the Quanzhen Sect, and he couldn't find where Huang Rong was.

In any case, Si Hongchu really wanted to know what this elementary school student could teach college students, so he didn't go to Sikong You in the afternoon, but came to the auditorium with Zhang Yilei.

In the past, the university was called an "ivory tower" because it was closed and not stained with dust.

Although the university in these years is society, it should not have any intersection with the entertainment industry. But kitsch is common in today's academic circles, so all kinds of straw-filled entertainment characters can be mixed in.

The auditorium was overcrowded, and leaders from all walks of life, who were usually rarely seen, came, and several principals shook hands with Zou Libo and spoke highly of them.

The flashing lights around are constantly on, recording every moment when the comedy master becomes a professor, making the whole thing full of comedy in itself.

Suddenly, someone shouted: "Zhan Yueran is here." ”

With the sound of "brush", all the cameras were pointed at the door, and I saw Zhan Yueran, who was wearing a luxurious dress, escorted by two men in suits, slowly walking into the venue with a smile on her face, often waving to the teachers and students around her, just like the red carpet of the Cannes Film Festival.

Zhan Yueran's life in Jinghua is very low-key, always wearing casual clothes and a pair of sunglasses. However, it is not difficult to see her on campus, and teachers and students are curious at first, and often ask for group photos and autographs, but gradually they get used to it.

Now, Zhan Yueran appears as a star, but the situation is different.

The whole auditorium emitted an earth-shattering noise, and the atmosphere reached * for a while, and the students couldn't stop shouting: "Zhan Yueran!"

There are also singers who spontaneously play signs, on which lamp beads are used to form words such as "eternal love and joy".

For a while, Zhan Yueran almost stole Zou Libo's limelight, but Zhan Yueran only made a cameo as a guest.

After coming to the stage, she smiled and nodded to Zou Libo, said hello, and sat aside.

Although they are both from the entertainment industry, the relationship between the two is average.

What's more, Zhan Yueran is here to study, but Zou Libo is a shy B-faced professor, which shows the high conduct of the two people.

For the leaders of Jinghua, the school first had a big star student, and then a big star professor, which simply earned enough face.

The vice principal made an opening speech with a trembling voice, and then invited Zou Libo to the stage, and the speech officially began.

In the non-stop applause of the students, Zou Libo first smiled and greeted, then cleared his throat and said slowly: "Eating garlic only cares about the smell of others, regardless of the smell of others; drinking coffee is to swallow the bitterness and sprinkle the aroma to the world......

The title of this speech is "You Want to Be Elegant", which is said to call on contemporary college students to resist the phenomenon of the three popular cultures and consciously pursue elegant art.

But Zou Libo said that it was all about the relationship between coffee and garlic.

To sum up, it is elegant to drink coffee and vulgar to eat garlic.

As a native of Northeast China, Si Hongchu has a great love for garlic, and he could barely accept this speech at first, but then he couldn't listen to it anymore...... What kind of theories are these Nima?! You are paralyzed that everyone who has done vulgar things usually talks about elegance!"

Zhang Yilei sighed: "It turns out that this is a stupid B!"

"When you drink coffee, you will have garlic, and the autumn water will be the same for a long time. Si Hongchu said, stood up: "Let's go!"

The two of them walked out of the venue, and Si Hongchu recalled the speech and felt suffocated.

There was a banner welcoming Zou Libo hanging opposite the venue, Si Hongchu looked at no one around, took out a paint pen and wrote seven big words on it: "Zou Libo villain stupid B".

Coincidentally, as soon as Si Hongchu put down his pen, his speech ended.

Zou Libo did not accept the students' questions, and walked out of the venue triumphantly surrounded by school leaders, only to see the seven words as soon as he went out.

The school leader was stunned: "This ...... This ......"

Looking at Zou Libo again, that face will be blue and purple for a while, and he can't stop trembling, which makes people worry that they will be angry at any time.

At this time, a girl suddenly jumped out, pointed to the banner and began to complain, and finally cursed viciously the person who wrote the banner. Speaking of emotion, she burst into tears, and even cried with a whimper.

Zou Libo is very pleased, because he still has such a die-hard fan at school, and he can defend himself so desperately. He walked over and patted the girl on the shoulder, and said in a tone like that of the head of the central government: "Little friend, what's your name?"

"My name is ...... My name is ......" The girl choked up and said, "My name is Zou Li......"

There was silence at first, and then there was a burst of laughter, and even the school leaders couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Yilei poked Si Hongchu vigorously: "It's so funny, you write this well......"

"Then you laugh slowly, I'm leaving. ”

"What?"

"I have something to do. Si Hongchu will not forget that there are activities in the club tonight, and the martial arts halls in the society will come to learn kung fu.

When he came to the event venue, Si Hongchu found that all the people had arrived, and none of the members of the club were left behind. It seems that they didn't even go to Zou Libo's speech, just to see how Si Hongchu leveled the martial arts hall.

The members were all sitting on the right side of the venue, and Si Hongchu looked to the left and couldn't help but be taken aback: "Good guy!"

I saw that there were several phalanxes on the left, and each phalanx had dozens of people. They were obviously from different martial arts halls, and they all wore the uniforms of their own sect, all of which were shiny satin.