Chapter 118 is not a good thing

Zhang Lang didn't expect Fang Jun to say that his boss was a love saint, but this time it was Zhang Lang's turn to make a difficulty, although Zhang Lang had never seen this leader in the northern district, but Zhang Lang knew that after the cunning rabbit besieged him, the two of them formed an indelible bond.

Although Zhang Lang knew that there would definitely be a big battle with the Love Sage in the future, but now Zhang Lang didn't want to start a war with the Love Sage, because whether it was the management on the territory or the quality of the people under him, as well as the number of generals, Zhang Lang was not the opponent of the Love Sage now.

"It's a bit of a problem. Zhang Lang sighed helplessly and muttered to himself, he really didn't expect that casually helping a weak young woman would cause such a big trouble.

But since he decided to help Shen Rou, a poor woman, she won't give up halfway, "It seems that some things need to be arranged in advance, and this kind of urban life is really getting more and more interesting." The corners of Zhang Lang's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and he said evilly.

Zhang Lang opened the door of Shen Rou's villa and walked in, and as soon as he entered the living room of the villa, Zhang Lang smelled the aroma of a meal that was very tempting to appetite.

Smelling this fragrance, Zhang Lang's eyes lit up instantly, because the layout of the villa here and Zhang Lang's villa is the same, so Zhang Lang hurriedly quickened his pace, walked to the restaurant, and looked at the plate of exquisite food on the table, "This is fish-flavored shredded pork, this is sauerkraut stewed white meat, this is braised pork, this is called flower chicken", Zhang Lang called the names of the dishes on the table one by one, and the more he called a name, the brighter his eyes were.

Suddenly, there was a light laugh behind Zhang Lang, and he didn't know when, when Zhang Lang was still intoxicated with the food on the table, Shen Rou was already standing behind him unconsciously.

"I didn't expect you to be a foodie. When he turned his head, he saw Shen Rou holding a pot of pork rib soup and looking at him with a gentle smile.

"I didn't expect you to be able to cook such a good meal. You must know that those tigresses who live in my villa are squeezing my labor force every day and letting me cook, can you eat?" Zhang Lang held Shen Rou a little, then he couldn't wait to rub his hands, looked at Shen Rou and asked, that look was like starving to death after more than ten years of starvation.

"Of course, I'm afraid that you will dislike my craftsmanship!" Shen Rou smiled and said a word to Zhang Lang, then made a gesture of please, and sat on the table next to him with the soup, Zhang Lang hurriedly sat opposite Shen Rou as soon as he heard the master speak.

"I'm sorry, it's only been a little strong for a long time at home, don't you mind. Shen Rou took out a bottle of vodka from the wine cabinet under the dining table, and saw Zhang Lang's surprised eyes looking at her, and Shen Rou's face not only climbed into a flush. After all, if a woman drinks such strong wine, whoever sees it will have a very surprised feeling.

"It's okay, I haven't drunk such strong wine for a long time, but it's you, a woman usually don't drink such strong wine anymore, it's not good for your health. Zhang Lang smiled and poured himself a glass of wine, and after drinking it all, he said to Shen Rou.

"Come, Zhang Lang, I salute you for this glass of wine, thank you for getting rid of Fang Jun for me. Shen Rou saw Zhang Lang drain a glass of wine so happily, smiled and filled Zhang Lang and her own wine glass again, and said to Zhang Lang with the wine glass. Then without waiting for Zhang Lang to reply, he directly raised his neck and drank the glass of vodka spirits.

"Okay!" Zhang Lang saw that other women had said this, and a glass of wine had already been drunk, so naturally he didn't shirk, picked up the wine glass, and drank it all.

"Come, a toast to our acquaintance. After seeing Zhang Lang finish finishing a glass of wine, Shen Rou poured wine into Zhang Lang and her own cups, and before Zhang Lang could speak, Shen Rou drank it all again.

It's all here, Zhang Lang is embarrassed to refuse again, so you have to pick up your wine glass and drink it all. Zhang Lang also saw that this woman was borrowing alcohol to kill her sorrows, but he didn't have anything to do, after all, Shen Rou really needed to vent it in a way now.

"I toast you with this glass of wine, thank you for being with me today. ”

"Cheers to the great country of China. ”

"Cheers to the plutocratic president of the United States. ”

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Then for the next period of time, Shen Rou has been looking for various reasons and various reasons to drink with Zhang Lang, and before they know it, the two have killed three bottles of vodka spirits.

Drinking such strong wine continuously, even Zhang Lang couldn't stand it, I didn't expect that Shen Rou was still insisting, Zhang Lang was about to cry when he drank, who am I recruiting to provoke me, how can this girl drink so much? But since he and Shen Rou have started drinking, he can't give up halfway, after all, this is about a man's dignity, what can he do, he is also desperate.

At this time, Zhang Lang deeply realized what the etiquette teacher told him when he was abroad, that is, the craziest creatures in the world are women, and they are the only group of creatures on the earth who bleed once a month, once a week, for a week, and are still immortal.

Finally, when she finished the fourth bottle of vodka in a row, Shen Rou fell on the table drunk and dazed, although she hadn't fallen asleep yet, her mind was already a little unconscious, but at this time, our brother Lang was also drunk.

"Zhang, Zhang Lang, you, do you say that you men don't have a good thing?" Shen Rou lay on the table, one hand pillowed her arm, and the other pointed to Zhang Lang and said drunkenly.

"Hu, nonsense! Who said that men don't have good things, aren't I just good things?" Zhang Lang also drunkenly retorted Shen Rou, but as soon as he finished saying this, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, I'm not a thing." No, nor is it something for me. You say, you say, you say I'm a good thing?"

Zhang Lang felt that this sentence was wrong, so he kicked the ball to Shen Rou.

When Shen Rou heard Zhang Lang's words, she buried her head between her arms and laughed "giggles".

"You're so cute! Okay, the door is over there, go out by yourself, I'm going to sleep." Shen Rou, who was drunk and couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, pointed to the door of the toilet and said such a sentence to Zhang Lang, and after saying this, he staggered to his feet and walked towards the living room of the villa.

"You, don't let me go, you make it clear to me, I, am I a good thing?" Zhang Lang saw Shen Rou get up and wanted to leave, so he hurriedly stood up and staggered towards Shen Rou.

Although Zhang Lang was drunk, the basic quality of his body was still there, and when Shen Rou just walked to the sofa in the living room of the villa, Zhang Lang had already caught up with her, grabbed Shen Rou's arm, and asked quite angrily: "You are not allowed to leave me until you have made it clear whether I am a good thing or not." ”

Shen Rou saw that she was grabbed by Zhang Lang's arm, and hurriedly wanted to stretch it out, but she didn't expect that if she was not careful, her leg would trip on the sofa, and the center of gravity of the drunk person was not stable at all, Zhang Lang was pulled by Shen Rou and fell on the sofa, and it was so heavily pressed on Shen Rou's body.

At this moment, our brother Lang found an opportunity, and pressed Shen Rou's arm under his two arms, and then stared at Shen Rou and continued to ask, "You tell me if I'm a good thing?"

"You're not a thing, you're a man, you're a little man who is enough to shelter me from the wind and rain. Shen Rou did not answer Zhang Lang's words, but forcefully broke her arm free of the restraint of Zhang Lang's arm, and then hugged Zhang Lang's neck and looked at Zhang Lang with confused eyes, and after saying such a sentence, she pulled Zhang Lang's neck hard and gave her own fragrant kiss.

But before Shen Rou could make the next move, Zhang Lang directly pushed Shen Rou away, and then looked at Shen Rou and asked such a sentence that made her collapse, "Then do you think I'm a good thing?" Okay, people who are drunk are really poisonous, and at this time, they are still wondering whether he is a good thing. If he woke up and let him know that he had lost such a great opportunity to kiss such a beautiful young woman Fang Ze so mentally retarded, it is estimated that he would probably go to the Flame Hall in the North District to find trouble with him.

Shen Rou looked at Zhang Lang lying on top of him with a smile, so she had to nod helplessly and said, "You are a thing, you are a good thing, you are the best and best thing in the world." ”

It is said that what kind of thing will be messed up after drinking, the reason why Zhang Lang resisted Shen Rou's temptation just now was because he was still entangled in his heart about the statement about good things, and now that he heard Shen Rou's answer, Zhang Lang looked at the beauty under him, smelling the aroma she exhaled from the tip of his nose mixed with the smell of wine, and his breathing couldn't help but be a little shorter.

Shen Rou obviously also noticed Zhang Lang's strange appearance, the two looked at each other, as if there were some ambiguous sparks surging in the air, and then Shen Rou saw Zhang Lang's head slowly lowered, feeling Zhang Lang's movements, Shen Rou also slowly closed her eyes.

But after Shen Rou closed her eyes, she waited for a long time, but she didn't feel Zhang Lang's kiss, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Zhang Lang lying on her body with her head resting on her shoulder, and actually fell asleep.

Shen Rou exploded directly, what's the matter? Do you look down on the old lady or what? I'm such a big beauty waiting to kiss you in front of you, you actually slept over, am I so unattractive?

Shen Rou patted Zhang Lang's face depressedly for a while, trying to make him wake up and continue what happened just now, but helplessly, our brother Lang slept like a dead pig, and there was no tendency to wake up at all, and finally patted Shen Rou also felt tired, and her two eyelids couldn't stop fighting, and then I don't know when Shen Rou also fell asleep on the sofa.

Early the next morning, a wailing cry resounded through the sky from Shen Rou's villa.