Chapter 692: The Male Protagonist Arrives
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"Let's take the most important acting skills assessment, and let's take the question just now as the performance topic. Now imagine that you see a drunk girl on the subway, and the girl suddenly vomits and vomits the uncle next to her. What kind of performance do you have when you see this scene? There are no lines in this performance, please feel free to play. Wang Xiaofan cut straight to the point.
This is the most hilarious scene of the encounter between Morning Glory and the heroine at the beginning of "My Sassy Girlfriend".
Because a performance without lines can test the actor's acting skills the most, Wang Xiaofan took out this clip as a test question.
The actor thought about it, looked at the air around Wang Xiaofan, pretended that there was a heroine there, and began to perform.
His eyes were full of disgust and disbelief, and the actor let out a retching sound, as if there was really a beautiful woman vomiting over there.
With his bursts of retching, even Wang Xiaofan couldn't help but feel a tumbling in his stomach, as if he wanted to vomit too.
Seeing this scene, Wang Xiaofan couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "The acting skills are enough!"
And what satisfies Wang Xiaofan the most is that the expression of this dragon actor is very funny, which makes people laugh at a glance.
"Ok! You've passed the second level! Now for the last item, the audition. After a pause, Wang Xiaofan continued, "On the way back to her house with my girlfriend to meet her parents, a public welfare worker who advocates the prevention and treatment of AIDS stuffed a sleeve into your pocket, and in your pocket was a lighter with the logo of the nightclub that you brought out of the nightclub. Your girlfriend's father, after asking you, suddenly asks you to take everything out of your pocket. You forgot that you had these two things in your pocket, and as a result, your girlfriend father, who didn't like you in the first place, immediately became angry when he saw the case and the lighter. And what do you do? Keep acting in the way you think is the funniest thing you think, but it seems like it should be. ”
This is the most embarrassing and poignant clip of Morning Glory in the movie.
Of course, before this, Wang Xiaofan decided to let the actors adapt to it and play a small clip.
The male protagonist was reprimanded by the heroine's father, and then forced to break up with the heroine, and it was also on this night that the heroine had a big fight with his father for the first time, and said something that moved all the audience: "You have never known him, how can you know how good he is?"
When Wang Xiaofan watched this movie, he actually hated the heroine very much, because he didn't like barbaric girls at all, he liked girls like Yang Chan who were bird-like and gentle like water.
But when he saw this scene, Wang Xiaofan really changed his opinion of the heroine all of a sudden.
A woman can say that sentence to her father, which is really enough to make a man feel that he can't live up to her in this life.
Wang Xiaofan briefly introduced the next lines to the actor, and then, he used his super brain to hypnotize himself into the role that needed to be performed, and sat opposite the actor, and the performance began.
The actor was surprised to find that Wang Xiaofan, who originally had a kind expression, suddenly became full of majesty that only a father has, and ...... I don't know why, he always feels that Wang Xiaofan is really old-fashioned now, just like a middle-aged man, which is too inconsistent with his age.
This kind of supernatural acting skills also made the actor finally understand that Wang Xiaofan can be popular, not only because of his handsome face.
Wang Xiaofan (the heroine's father) bowed his head slightly and poured wine: "Do you know my daughter well?"
After speaking, Wang Xiaofan pretended to pick up a glass of wine and took a sip, and his mouth made the sound of a drinker enjoying it, and his expression was a little distorted.
The actor (Morning Glory) brewed his emotions for a moment, and then said with a little embarrassment: "That...... No...... Not a lot ......"
Wang Xiaofan took a breath of the air in his hands, glared at the actor angrily and said, "Next time, don't play outside for so long!"
After saying that, he learned from the funny father in the movie, and hit his head on the stone table in front of him.
In the original movie, the heroine and her father both poured three glasses of rotten wine, and after drinking, they would make a funny action of hitting their heads on the table and falling asleep.
But Wang Xiaofan was too strong because of the impact this time, and his body was too strong, so he directly smashed the stone table in front of him!
The actor was almost scared of peeing at the time.
What kind of head is this Nima?
How can this stone table weigh hundreds of pounds and be tens of centimeters thick?
Wang Xiaofan was actually smashed in one head, is this a rare iron-headed skill in Chinese legends?
The first segment performance ended, and Wang Xiaofan ended his hypnosis.
And Wang Xiaofan, who woke up, looked at the table in front of him in surprise, and asked the actor: "Why was the table made like this?"
The actor thought to himself, "You ask me, didn't you crash this?"
The second performance, the final assessment, begins.
Wang Xiaofan entered a hypnotic state again, picked up a glass of "air wine" and took a sip.
Because he just knew what the state of "girlfriend's father" was after drinking, the actor performed a state of sincere fear.
Wang Xiaofan: "What are your plans after graduation?"
Actor: "This ...... I haven't thought about it yet......"
With a slightly disgusted expression, Wang Xiaofan pointed to the actor and said, "Can I see what you have in your pocket?"
Because he didn't know that someone had stuffed a ~ pregnancy ~ sleeve into his pocket, the actor took out a bunch of "air" from his pocket and put it on the table.
Then, the actor suddenly found the "cover" on the table, and he was so frightened that he quickly hit the set under the table at once.
There is also a look of "I am innocent" on his face, which makes people want to laugh when they see it.
Wang Xiaofan's face suddenly fell, he lowered his head and found the "air cover" from under the table, took it in his hand, and said with a trace of disdain on the corner of his mouth: "This thing...... What is it for?"
The actor's anxious head was sweating, but in the end he said nonsense: "Ah, this...... Belch...... Recently I am learning how to prevent HIV...... Actually, I haven't used this cover yet...... Oops, I had a guy on the way here......"
"Shut up!" Wang Xiaofan finished speaking, picked up an "air lighter" on the sparse table, observed it for a while, and then asked, "What does the 'little hen' printed on this lighter mean?"
The actor swallowed a mouthful of saliva, not to mention how awkward his expression was, but suddenly, as if he had thought of a good reason, he said with a smile: "Ah, this is the name of a chicken soup shop." ”
After saying that, he smiled stupidly.
Wang Xiaofan turned the "air lighter" over, continued to read the "words" on it, and asked: "'We will meet all your needs'?"
The actor's expression now really seems to be about to cry, but he still cheered up and said with a smile: "This sentence means that it can satisfy everyone's taste." ”
"What do you think of my daughter?" Wang Xiaofan said, looking like he was about to fall.
"Uh...... That one...... Now we're just friends, and we'll tell your uncle if we want to have a relationship any further. The actor smiled awkwardly.
"Give Lao Tzu the daughter who left Lao Tzu immediately!"
After saying this, the performance is over, and the hypnosis is over.
Wang Xiaofan savored the details of the performances of the actors recorded in Chao's mind, and then smiled and said to him: "Very good, your acting skills are great." The hero of the new film is you!"
After hearing this, the actor smiled and said, "Director, your acting skills are also very good." Just now, I really felt as if I was really talking to a father, and unconsciously, I integrated into this role. ”
That's not nonsense!
The consciousness hypnosis function of the super brain can make a person with poor acting skills become a Golden Globe Award-winning actor!
And this hypnosis really allows a person to change his personality in a short period of time and become the person who needs to perform, and it looks absolutely exactly the same, and no one will find fault with it.
The actor has been decided, Brother Dog and Song Zhixiao have also been found, Wang Xiaofan feels that today is his lucky day.
In a good mood, he asked, "By the way, I haven't asked for your name yet!"
"Oh, my name is Cha Tae-hyun. ”
"Haha, it turned out to be Mrs. Che...... What?!"
Wang Xiaofan stumbled from the chair and fell to the ground, and Che Taixian immediately stood up and helped him up from the ground.
After standing up, Wang Xiaofan said, "You...... You pull off your bangs, wipe the dirt off your face, and I'll see what you look like. ”
Cha Taixian did as Wang Xiaofan said.
There is no dirt on his face, and his bangs don't cover his eyes, Wang Xiaofan realized that this product is really Che Taixian.
"You said earlier that your name was Che Taixian, so I wouldn't have to make you audition so hard!" Wang Xiaofan said speechlessly.
Cha Tae-hyun said helplessly and a little aggrieved: "You didn't ask me what my name was! Besides, even if my name is Cha Tae-hyun, what does it have to do with my audition?"
Wang Xiaofan couldn't explain the cause and effect of the incident for a while, so he could only find a topic to bring the matter over.
After discussing the signing of the contract, Wang Xiaofan officially held the hand of the man who would become a top comedian in South Korea in the future and said with a smile: "Officially introduced, my name is Wang Xiaofan, CEO of Warner Entertainment, and you are welcome to join the Warner family." ”
"Cha Tae-hyun, an actor with a dream. Cha Tae-hyun also said with a smile.
"Let's go, please go have a drink. Wang Xiaofan, who was in a good mood, said.
Just as the two were about to leave, an angry voice came from behind them: "Two little bunnies!
The old man who managed the garden said and chased after Wang Xiaofan and Che Taixian.
When Wang Xiaofan saw it, he immediately ran away in one go, leaving Che Taixian alone in the wind......