This instructor was really afraid of Zhang Lang, so as soon as Zhang Lang said his name, he would directly coax him, what kind of joke, the eldest sister in his army, who was known as the most violent, couldn't beat Zhang Lang, and was also teased by him.

In fact, the reason why their military training assessment is so different this time is also because of Zhang Lang, he heard of this name when he came, if this is really serious about the assessment of the end of military training, it is estimated that it is very likely that if one of them is not done well, it will offend this plague god, don't look at his muscles are five big and three thick, there are a lot of eyes, so I thought of such a method, in this way, not to offend Zhang Lang, but also to make this military training reasonable.

Of course, Zhang Lang will definitely not know these things, and it is estimated that even if this product is known, it is estimated that it will only increase the capital of this product to brag about!

It is impossible for Zhang Lang to know about these psychological activities of the instructor, and he is walking towards the school gate with Ye Chengcheng at this time.

"Brother Lang, Brother Lang, you wait for me, don't go so fast. When Zhang Lang was walking, there was a sudden cry of the fat man Tu Rou from behind, Zhang Lang stopped, looked back, and saw that the big meat ball was rolling towards him at a very fast speed.

"Stop!" Zhang Lang directly stretched out his leg and kicked on the stomach of Tu Rourou, a meat ball traveling at high speed, and directly kicked Tu Rourou and rolled on the ground for two or three rolls, obviously Zhang Lang was taking revenge for Tu Rourou's kick just now.

"Oh, big brother, what are you doing?" Tu Rourou grabbed his stomach and struggled to get up from the ground, and said to Zhang * with a hideous expression.

"Don't look at me with that kind of expression, that kick doesn't hurt, why are you crying here? Besides, I saw that your kid ran over at such a fast speed just now, what if it hits me? Even if it hits me, it doesn't matter, but what if it hits your sister-in-law?" Zhang Lang laughed and scolded like this, and then stepped forward and kicked Tu Rou's ass, and at the same time hugged Ye Qingcheng's * with his backhand.

Ye Tingcheng was stunned by Zhang Lang's surprise sneak attack, and she didn't react at all, and when she reacted, Zhang Lang's big hand was already pinching and pinching her little waist, and this time it directly made Ye Tingcheng blush.

He broke Zhang Langlou's hand on his waist, turned to look at Zhang Lang and said coldly: "Let's talk first! I'll wait for you over there." Without waiting for Zhang Lang to speak, he turned around and walked towards a rest place at the school gate.

Zhang Lang looked at Ye Tingcheng's slender back that was constantly writhing, and thought to himself, what are you dragging, it's so stingy, my sister-in-law is called, don't you know how to give me a face in front of my friends? Besides, it's nothing to hug your waist, and it won't make you pregnant.

"What's wrong with the eldest brother and the second sister-in-law today? At this time, Tu Rourou quietly came to Zhang Lang's side, looked at Ye Tingcheng's back, and said to Zhang Lang cautiously.

"Ah, it's nothing, this is this ruined girl outside, she's presumptuous. You see how I clean her up when I go back, and your sister-in-law is in a bad mood these days, try not to pretend to me in front of her, women, there are always a few days of inconvenience. As he spoke, he bumped his shoulder against Tu Flesh's shoulder, and showed an ambiguous smile that all men understand.

"Oh, I know! Brother Lang is really a good man. By the way, Brother Lang, brother, I saw you smiling so happily just now, what did you think of? Can you tell me. The picture is directly like Zhang Lang said his doubts just now, but he didn't dare to say that Zhang Lang laughed obscenely just now, so he could only describe it as happy laughing.

"Hey, brother, do you know why you are still single, and my brother already has a group of wives and concubines?" Zhang Lang looked like he hated iron but not steel, patted Tu Flesh's shoulder and said.

As soon as Tu Rourou heard Zhang Lang say this, his eyes immediately lit up, I rubbed this Brother Lang to teach me to be a girl, I must seize this opportunity, "How can I have such a great ability as Brother Lang, what is the way in this, this Brother Lang, you still have to tell me to teach me." Tu Rourou hurriedly opened his mouth and held Zhang Lang, and then asked Zhang Lang his own questions.

"Brother, let's not talk about anything else, first of all, your thinking is very problematic, there is a big problem!" Zhang Lang shook his head as if he was angry, with a helpless face, "But if you can ask me questions, it means that you still have salvation and are a talent that can be created, so I'll teach you two tricks." ”

"Thank you, Brother Lang, if my brother and I get a beautiful return, I will definitely thank Brother Lang for your life, I will definitely remember you for a lifetime, I will never let you go in my life, even if I am a ghost, I will remember your great kindness." ”

"Stop, stop, why do I sound so panicked when you say this? Okay, you don't have to be loyal to me here. Now let me ask you, what did you say was the first thing you thought of when you heard about this camping?" Zhang Lang listened to Tu Rourou's words, the more he listened, the more frightened he became, although Tu Rourou was praising himself, but he felt that no matter how he listened to it, it didn't seem like a good thing, so he hurriedly interrupted Tu Rourou and began to ask him questions.

"Uh, camping? Oh, I know, Brother Lang, you want me to eat, play, and have a bonfire when I'm camping, right?" Tu Rourou heard Zhang Lang say camping, pondered for a while, and then said such a sentence as if he suddenly realized, and then looked at Zhang Lang with a blank eye, as if he wanted to get Zhang Lang's appreciation.

"I'll eat your sister! I'll play with your sister!" Zhang Lang said these two sentences and slapped the big fat head of Tu Rou twice, he didn't expect this Tu Rourou to look so obscene, he couldn't even think of such a simple thing, sure enough, there is only food and play in the fat man's world.

Zhang Lang didn't dare to let Tu Rourou say it again, otherwise he would have to vomit blood, so he sighed helplessly, beckoned to Tu Rourou and said, "Fatty, come here." ”

But Tu Rourou was obviously scared by Zhang Lang, and when he saw Zhang Lang still waving to him, he directly retreated backwards and far away.

"Don't worry, I won't hit you this time. Zhang Lang looked at Tu Rourou with a depressed expression and said helplessly, Tu Rourou saw Zhang Lang like this, and his heart was horizontal, forget it, he will be beaten if he is beaten, and walked towards Zhang Lang with the mentality of seeing death as home.

"Hurry up, what do you say you're a big man grinding and chirping. Zhang Lang saw Tu Rourou walking to him, dragged him over, and then hugged his neck and said: " Come here, I'll tell you, you see that we must have a lot of girls majoring in economics and trade on this camping, and I heard that this girl from the foreign language department is only a lot more than our girls majoring in economics and trade, and she is a top beauty, which is on the way to camping, these pampered eldest ladies, when you can't face it, when you come forward directly to help them carry their luggage, or carry forward some machismo spirit to carry them on their backs, this time it is inevitable that there will be some bumps and bumps, and there are parts that should not be touched along the way, then there are also there, you say？”

"Oh, haha, Gao! Brother Lang's trick is really high!" Tu Rourou listened to Zhang Lang say this, and immediately laughed, looking at Zhang Lang with an obscene expression.

"Put away your lewd expression, I'm not done yet. Zhang Lang took a picture of his fleshy stomach as he spoke, and then said: "Look at this camping, there are opportunities everywhere, and when the time comes, these girls won't set up tents when they get to the camp, but you will, at that time, you haven't become a heartthrob." ”

"But, Brother Lang, I don't know how to set up a tent. Tu Rourou was originally smiling when he first heard Zhang Lang's words, but as soon as he heard that Zhang Lang wanted him to set up a tent, he instantly made a bitter face.

"You're stupid, you can't learn. Zhang Lang patted the head of the picture with his hand again, and said to him with a look of hatred for iron but not steel.

"That's right, Brother Lang, learn to set up a tent, I'll go and learn. Brother Lang, thank you for your guidance, I'll go first. After Tu Rourou finished saying this, he patted Zhang Lang on the shoulder, and without waiting for Zhang Lang to speak, he directly dragged his "plump" body towards the gate of the school and "rolled" out.

Zhang Lang looked at the back of Tu Rourou who was getting farther and farther away, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile of conspiracy and success, Zhang Lang was still entangled in his heart, whether these tricks of soaking girls he thought were easy to use or not, this is really thirsty Someone sent water to drink to himself, and when he was sleepy, someone sent him a pillow, and when he was entangled, the fat man Tu Rourou came over.

Just can test the water with Tu Rou first, if there is really a result, he will implement it himself, Zhang Lang still has some confidence in his appearance, even if he is not as strong as others, but for the fat man Tu Rourou, it is still 100% abusive. But if it doesn't work at all, I will give up as soon as possible and obediently accompany Ye Da Meinu to accompany her on the camp.

Meat brother, this is not my brother pit you, there is always someone who wants to be the first to eat crabs, you see that I am fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders, and besides, these tricks taught by my brother are not absolutely effective, so you can test the water for me first, if you succeed at that time, I will never forget your credit.

Zhang Lang looked at Tu Rourou's bloated back, and muttered silently in his heart, and then he didn't know what he remembered, and laughed "poof", but he laughed very quietly, obviously for fear of being heard by Tu Rourou, who had not gone far.

But then a soft voice came from behind Zhang Lang, which directly startled Zhang Lang, who was still thinking about beautiful things.