Chapter 112: Teasing the Minions Two Lao Tzu

It turned out that Wei Yi suddenly fell off the horse, and his big head fell directly on the grass, and he was dizzy and dizzy, and the golden flowers were running around, and he was a little sober at this time.

When the leader heard this, he hurriedly stopped all the minions and moved slowly, but waved his knife and frightened: "What good things are there?

Wei Yishen rolled his eyes to the sky and made a thinking look, and his right hand reached out to the back of his ass and touched it, then clenched his fists and stretched them out in front of the leader.

"What a good thing, open your hands and take a look!" the leader commanded viciously, and he couldn't wait to look down.

Wei Yi spread his right palm abruptly.

"Vomit, vomit, vomit ......" The leader suddenly frowned, held back his nose, lowered his body sideways, and kept making nausea sounds.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Vomit! vomit ......"

More than a dozen minions also turned around, Zou frowned and pinched his nose, and became disgusted.

"Uh-ha-ha-ha...... Didn't you say that Lao Tzu didn't have any fart? Lao Tzu happened to have a fart here, I'll give it to you now, don't rob it, everyone has a share, everyone has a share, uh hahaha......" Wei Yi laughed happily.

The leader clenched his nose and shouted, "Take it down!"

"I want to take Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is still trying to take you!" Wei Yi suddenly stretched out his hand, and grabbed the neck's neck, exerted a slight force, and lifted the general out of thin air.

The leader was caught off guard, his whole body had been pinched in the air, his two eyes rolled up and down (it was difficult for his breath to continue to rise), the big knife in his hand fell on the grass, and his two legs were like frogs swimming.

Wei Yi held the half-dead leader in his hand and yelled at the minions: "Which of you dares to come up? As long as you dare to take a step forward, Lao Tzu will strangle him immediately!"

Seeing this, all the minions retreated, not daring to attack.

The leader rolled his eyes in a fit of breath, and finally squeezed out a few words: "Okay... Good... A good man spares his life, well... Chinese...... Plentiful... Spare ......"

"Spare your life, you go back and tell your bird king, just say that Tan Ye, Zhong Ye and Wei Ye have come over Ba Mountain, and ask them to clean the mountain road and come to greet the old man. ”

"It's... Be... The small one must be repaid, please be a hero... Fast... Let go. The leader kicked his legs.

"Get out!" Wei Yi raised his hand and pushed the leader three or five feet away.

The leader fell to the ground, rolled his eyes, and kept running his hands down his neck, gasping for air. When he was relieved, he let out a shout and led all the minions to flee.

Wei Yihan couldn't stop laughing, went to lead the black horse, and waited for everyone while walking slowly.

Not far from walking out of the woods, Tan Zhong and Zhong Ting had already caught up.

Wei Yi shouted: "Si Cang, Dao Chief: I met more than a dozen sentry posts just now, and I was scared away. ”

"Oh, Brother Xian has such a good means!" Tan Zhong said in surprise.

"Hah! I didn't have a good way to do it, I just used a fart to scare them away. ”

"A fart?"

"A stinky fart!" Wei Yihan laughed.

Then he recounted what had just happened.

When everyone heard this, they all laughed heartily, almost out of breath.

Tan Zhong said with a smile: "Only you, brother Xian, can do this kind of thing." ”

"Trick them, see what they can do to me, but they are all bad seeds, it seems that this robber of Bashan is not as powerful as Si Cang said. Wei Yi said triumphantly.

"Brother Xian, don't be careless, what you just met is just some little minions who are scouting, and there are four strong men in the cottage not far ahead, so that's the one who has real skills." Tan Zhong said.

"Whatever, I'm not afraid of them!" Wei Yi patted his chest, arrogant.

"Okay! Brother Xian is really heroic!" Tan Zhong gave a thumbs up and praised, and then said to all the officers and soldiers, "There is a Bashan cottage in front, everyone be careful to follow." ”

As soon as the words fell, Tan Zhong clenched the iron and red tassel gun and drove the horse slowly.

Wei Yi stepped into the saddle and followed.

Turning the mouth of the mountain in front, the mountain road spreads out flat, gradually stretching towards the top of Bashan Mountain.

The top of Bashan Mountain is relatively open. The north chamber seems to be cut off by the sword of the heavens, the hanging wall goes straight down dozens of zhang, the forest is vast, the mountains are winding; the south side is inclined down, the trees are lush and the grass is deep, and a big river at the foot of the mountain is sparkling, like a dazzling broken silver all over the ground; there are two small hills in the west boundary, the two compartments meet each other, and the road is sandwiched, and on the mountain road it is like building a walled building more than three zhang high, and the road leading to the road is crossed.

Tan Zhong raised his gun and pointed directly at the walled building: "Have you seen it? That is the Bashan cottage, today everyone can only survive if they work together to break the cottage." ”

"I'll listen to Si Cang's orders!" All the officers and soldiers responded in unison, each with his weapons ready.

"Okay, everyone, be careful, follow me!" Tan Zhong lightly mounted and walked forward cautiously.

"Si Cang: I'm afraid it's a bird, I'll go and open the way for Si Cang first!" Wei Yi's words fell, and he had already urged the horse away.

The yellow dust was flying, the horse's hooves were sounding, and Wei Yi came to the bottom of the Bashanzhai building.

He grabbed the reins of the horse, whipped and shouted: "Listen to the cottage: grandfathers are coming over the mountain, quickly open the door and make way, otherwise they will pick up your gate and demolish your walled building!"

The shouting was loud and loud, shaking the sky and startling a flock of mountain birds to spin away.

As soon as the birds died, two figures suddenly flashed on the upper floor: one was purple-faced and bearded, tall and heroic, and the other was white-faced and strong, with a cross-slanted belt on his chest, and dozens of bright darts were inserted on the belt, which seemed to be very brave.

Wei Yi glanced at it, and was about to raise his voice to continue shouting, when the gate of the village suddenly opened, and about fifty or sixty minions surrounded a big man and walked out majestically.

But I saw that the big man was five big and three thick, and the periphery of his head was shaved blue, leaving only a row of black hair about four inches long in the top of his head, which was dragged straight to the back of his head, like a repaired horse's mane; a big silver ring hung under his left ear, brass nail bracers were buckled on both wrists, and he was carrying two eight-sided plum blossom copper hammers in his hands, looking like a fierce mountain god.

The minions carried the knives, the forks, and the spears, and pushed and pushed the wild goose wings in a row.

The big man swaggered out of the formation, slammed the two big copper hammers in his hands, and Venus flew up, shouting: "Ge Laozi, what kind of birdman, dare to come to dominate the mountains and spread wilderness, and hurt Lao Tzu's brothers! Lao Tzu's hammer under the immortal nameless ghost, quickly report to the name!"

"Lao Tzu Jingxiao County Wei Yi!" Wei Yi scolded back without showing weakness.

As soon as the words landed, he kicked his feet, jumped off the horse's back, and landed more than two feet away from the big man, crossed his two thick arms in front of his chest, and looked at each other with a very contemptuous look.

The big man was about to get angry, and suddenly saw Wei Yi's appearance, his eyes couldn't help but widen, and he kept looking up and down.

He muttered in his heart: "It's weird, the image on the nine stone bells in the Swallowing Cloud Cave is really weird, what the eldest brother Tian Daochang said 'Jiuyang Reverse Tribulation' is really there! This guy seems to be on the stone clock, and he is still in front of Lao Tzu. It's just that Tan Sicang is in front of Lao Tzu, but why is this guy also in front of Lao Tzu, isn't Lao Tzu at the bottom? No, Lao Tzu must meet him today!

The man muttered, waved his right hammer and pointed directly: "Ge Laozi, is your name Wei Yi?"

"Yes, Lao Tzu's name is Wei Yi, Wei Yi of Jingxiao County!"

"Ge Laozi!" the big man nodded angrily, "I heard a merchant passing by say: There is a big snake named Wei Yi in Jingxiao County, who once pinched to death a big snake the size of a bucket with his bare hands, and sucked up the blood of the big snake, is that what you are talking about?"

"Uh-ha-ha-ha...... If you know that Lao Tzu is powerful, don't kowtow and beg for mercy, as long as you let Lao Tzu cross the mountain, Lao Tzu will spare your life. ”

"Ge Laozi, don't think that you have bullied a few brothers in Lao Tzu's cottage, so you came here to show off your might, Lao Tzu has long thought that he will meet you! Do you know who Lao Tzu is?" said the big man angrily.

"I don't care who you are!"

"Lao Tzu is the master of the four villages of Bashan and Zhu Que is also. Don't say that you have strength, Lao Tzu's strength is greater than yours, Lao Tzu once took over the 10,000 catties of boulders rolled down the rock wall with both hands, can you?"

It turned out that this big man's surname was Zhu Mingque, and he sat on the fourth chair of Bashan.

At the beginning of the construction of the cottage Juyi Hall, a boulder suddenly rolled down from the rock wall of the back mountain, and seeing that dozens of cottage brothers were either dead or injured, Zhu Que rushed over, and caught the boulder with his bare hands, saving the lives of the brothers.

The boulder is seven or eight thousand catties, Zhu Que actually caught it with his bare hands, and its strength can be imagined, so in the cottage, all the brothers called him the master of the four villages.

When Wei Yi heard that, he didn't think so, and said with contempt: "Pick up a stone empty-handed and brag about it, whoever has the most strength, you don't count what you say, you only know if you try it once, do you dare to compete with Lao Tzu?"

"Ge Laozi, why don't you dare!" said Zhu Que majestically waving a sledgehammer.

"Okay! If Lao Tzu wins you, you will open the door for Lao Tzu and let Lao Tzu pass. ”

"Then what if you lose?" Zhu Que asked with a glare.

"How is it possible, Lao Tzu must win you!"

"Hahahaha...... If you lose, Lao Tzu will smash your head with a hammer. ”

"Okay! That's it, come on!" Wei Yi threw away the horsewhip, drew the saber at his waist, and stabbed a T-step, motionless, staring at him.

"Ge Laozi, you can fight!" Zhu Que shouted, and smashed up with a double hammer violently.

Although Wei Yi had a saber in his hand, he didn't dare to touch Zhu Que hard, this time the saber was weak, and it was difficult to match the fierceness of the copper hammer; secondly, he was injured all over his body, although Zhong Ting cleaned and bandaged him halfway and applied gold sore medicine, but it was still not healed at this time.

Therefore, when the sledgehammer fell, Wei Yi flashed his figure to the side and dodged away.

Zhu Que smashed the air with a hammer, chased up, and smashed the second hammer again.

Wei Yi dodged in the stabbing diagonally, and at the same time slashed the saber in his hand towards Zhu Que.

Zhu Que raised his left hammer to greet him, and swept over with his right hammer.

Wei Yi put away his knife and retreated.

For a while, the hammer came and went, shouting and shaking the sky, and the two fought viciously.