Chapter 139: Han Han pretended to be Erha
Wu Zheng's eyes were full of brilliance, and so were the eyes of the playboy.
The wait in the princess's room has not been extinguished all night. The princess is afraid of the dark, it seems to be an ironclad fact. Let's not talk about these for the time being, but the things that Her Royal Highness the princess covered her body at this time surprised Wu Zheng very much.
Why is that material so much like the so-called bed curtain? Looking at it again, sure enough, the whole bed curtain that was originally used to cover the bed was wrapped in the princess. Swallowing his saliva, Wu Zheng didn't know if the princess was wearing clothes at this time.
The playboy was also stunned at the door, and his hands trembled as he hurriedly closed the door silently. Don't look at it, I'm still young, I can't look at this kind of thing, it's easy to get nosebleeds.
The way to wake up the princess was already impossible, so I had to find another way and think of other ways. The playboy was worried, so he simply sat on the steps of the door, and was not afraid of ice butts. Compared with the playboy's disregard, Wu Zheng seemed a lot more stingy, and his ass didn't dare to touch the ground.
The playboy thought about it, and he didn't know how long it took, Wu Zheng was about to fall asleep on the side, and two maids came slowly from a distance. At this moment, Wu Zheng cheered up and shook the playboy beside him.
The playboy was immersed in thought, but he was not completely detached. What's more, after Wu Zheng's shaking, the drunkard was shaken awake.
The two maids are long, and it can be regarded as a symbol, and it is a miracle that the playboy has not started. But even so, the two still have a natural fear of playboys. Now that I saw the playboy at the door again, I was naturally even more nervous, thinking that I didn't serve well, and my young master was going to be angry.
The two little maids, trotting all the way over, stopped in front of the playboy and shivered. Wu Zheng wanted to laugh, and said in his heart how much lack of virtue did this playboy do to make them so afraid.
The dude grinned, if he didn't put on a little kind, he was afraid that the two maids would faint.
However, the playboy didn't know that his smile was more terrible in the eyes of outsiders than a straight face. The two little maids suddenly felt that their bodies were cold, and their legs were numb. stood like this for a long time, and couldn't even spit out a word.
At this time, the smile of the playboy seemed to be a precursor to a storm. In the hearts of their subordinates, playboy has long become synonymous with the devil. It's just that they don't dare to say it openly, so they can only talk about it in private.
The playboy saw the reaction of the two maids, and knew that it would be difficult for them to speak for a while. So the playboy tried his best to put on a kind tone, for fear of scaring the two of them again, and said, "You two should step back first, you don't have to serve today." ”
The two maids looked at each other, and then they both knelt down together, and they were about to cry with tears in their eyes.
The playboy's eyes widened, and he looked confused. turned his gaze to Wu Zheng again, but found that this thing was looking at him. As if to say: "Merry debt." ”
The playboy avoided Wu Zheng's gaze, whatever you think about this thing, in short, he is not afraid of the shadow, he has not done anything wrong, and he is naturally not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.
The playboy didn't know why the two maids suddenly knelt down, but he knew that if he didn't move, they might just cry.
Playboy
Get up and reach over to help the two of them. But who knows, the two of them can't afford to kneel. No matter how the playboy pulls, he just doesn't get up. Not only that, but the two maids also said, "Young Master, we were wrong. ”
When the playboy heard this, he was even more confused. Now, the playboy just wants to get the two little maids up quickly, and the rest is easy to say.
Wu Zheng also came over to help, and he also said good things to persuade him. But who knows, not only did it not work, but these two little maids intensified.
The playboy patted his head, and the next moment, his eyes rolled, and he seemed to have an idea. Since it doesn't work to be soft, try the hard one. So, with a loud roar, it pierced through the sky and almost shocked the entire Huafu.
Even the old housekeeper who had just gotten up to rinse his mouth was buzzing in his ears, and he swallowed the mouthwash directly. The old butler's heart was broken at this time, and he said that this little calf was doing something again.
"Get out of here. The playboy scolded sharply, and his eyes even revealed a bit of murderous aura.
But it was this kind of performance that made the two maids burst into tears and laughed. Wu Zheng on the side was frightened by the playboy's scolding just now, and he was directly numb. And the two maids, as if they had encountered amnesty, quickly got up and retired with a smile on their faces.
The dude slapped his buttocks, and he didn't even have time to slap the dirt that had been on the ground just now. Fortunately, I didn't forget it, otherwise I would definitely be laughed at and killed when I ran around with dirt on my ass. Although he has the reputation of being a bad boy in Beiliang, he doesn't want to have the title of a mentally retarded son anymore.
Wu Zheng was stunned by what he had just experienced, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time. This Huafu is different from ordinary people, and they can't even say good things. If you speak well, others will murder them. And if you speak ill of each other, there will be unexpected results.
The playboy breathed a sigh of relief and finally drove the man away. But then, there was movement in the house. A crisp voice came from inside: "Who woke up Princess Ben?"
Along with the sound, there was a rush of footsteps. At that moment, the playboy panicked, and Wu Zheng also panicked. What kind of crime is it to disturb Her Royal Highness the Princess?
If it's small, it's not a big deal at all. But to put it mildly, that's serious. She can just arrange a crime and arrest you. Wu Zheng doesn't want to eat prison food, although it is free, but it is estimated that the taste will not be too good. He was still young and able to support himself. When you can't do it anymore, you can think about going in and eating it.
In less than three breaths, the door was opened from the inside. I saw Her Royal Highness the princess wrapped in a bed curtain and poked her little head out of the door.
As for Playboy and Wu Zheng, naturally they can't wait. The survival of the two of them is still very strong. In just three breaths, the two of them had already arrived at the door next door.
The playboy was quick with his hands and feet, and he pushed the door open in a volley, and came with another flying leg, and then he scurried in very dexterously. Wu Zheng, who was behind him, was not to be outdone, and had already taken out his housekeeping skills at this time. The spiritual power of the whole body was injected into the legs, and he was running like a life.
But to his surprise, it wasn't his own legs that betrayed him, but the playboy's evil smile. Usually when a playboy shows such a smile, that is
It's time for him to get ready to trap people.
If the passage of time slows down at this moment, then you will definitely be able to see that Wu Zheng's face changed three expressions in just a moment. From eagerness to surprise and finally despair. Only Wu Zheng himself knew what he had experienced in this short moment.
At the moment when the door was closed, Wu Zheng's face turned completely green. Then, as expected, it directly hit the stiff and expensive door panel. Wu Zheng's face gradually became distorted and deformed under the collision of the edges and corners of the door panel.
And the dude inside the door was leaning against the door. At this time, he was already smiling from ear to ear. How could he let Wu Zheng in, who would carry the black cauldron?
The princess jumped over the threshold barefoot, and at a glance caught a glimpse of Wu Zheng, who was full of gold stars in his head. So much so that the anger of getting up just now instantly dissipated and turned into a smile on his face. In this way, where can she still be angry.
Wu Zheng staggered to his feet, holding on to the pillar to ensure that he did not fall. It was really painful just now, the sky was full of small stars, and I couldn't find the north at all. I don't know how many circles I draw, and my legs are almost entangled and knotted.
The princess smiled and said, "You're too stupid to make any progress." ”
Wu Zheng had no choice but to nod and smile, and now he felt a bit like the woman in the Qinglou, standing at the door to pick up customers. In front of the dude, he has no face. In front of the falling dust, he had nothing to say. And in front of the princess, he has no discipline.
Wu Zheng has roughly figured out that to deal with a playboy, you must have a strong physique. In this way, you can successfully survive in the pit dug by the dude. And for the dust, it is to keep asking questions. He always answers two questions. And this is the easiest.
As for dealing with Her Royal Highness, it will be much more difficult. Because as a man, you have to keep guessing and figuring out what women mean. The most terrifying thing is that they often talk back. This makes people unpredictable, and they never have a clue.
Besides, Wu Zheng still doesn't look like he is naïve, although he is very naïve. But you still have to pretend to be like this, the princess likes you like this very much. So Wu Zheng was able to become an excellent talent like a stupid dog Erha in the princess's heart.
At this time, Wu Zheng didn't need any other superfluous reactions, just a simple smile, and then bared his teeth, like a puppy to win the smile of Her Royal Highness the princess. Well, the purpose has been achieved, and Her Royal Highness the Princess should have forgotten about the awakening just now.
However, this atmosphere did not spread for long, and it was ruined by an old voice. "Young Master. The old butler was far away, and shouted at the top of his voice, as if something important was the matter.
When Wu Zheng heard the voice, he immediately became anxious, panicked, and rushed directly towards the princess. The princess was also startled by the voice, and Wu Zheng, who suddenly rushed over, stood in place and didn't know what to do.
Fortunately, Wu Zheng has been following the playboy for a long time, and he has learned enough to be clever enough, so he directly grabbed the princess's wrist, ignored the princess's frightened bird's appearance, and rushed into the house directly.
The old butler was far away, and his old eyes were dizzy and he couldn't see clearly, but he could still distinguish two people. He was still wondering why he ran away as soon as he shouted.
Shaking his head, he was going to tell his young master a good news. The entire flower family can be happy this time.