271.I'm scared to pee (+25)
There are lush goldenrods growing on the brick island, and Ao Muyang brought some back, and the juice of this thing is simply refined to have the effect of sweat medicine.
In the afternoon, he said goodbye to Lu Zhizi, went to find the largest mackerel, and then dealt with it.
At night, Ao Muyang inquired that Feng Mulong deliberately stayed in the best hotel in the town in order to make it easier to harass Lu Zhizi, not far from the village.
Ao Muyang asked Ao Fugui for help, carried a long box and quietly entered the hotel, and after some careful work, they left the hotel again at night.
As soon as he slept until the sun was over, a series of crackling sounds suddenly sounded outside the hotel, and someone was setting off firecrackers, so Feng Mulong was woken up.
"Made, you should be killed for disturbing dreams!" he muttered with his eyes closed, feeling groggy and uncomfortable, as if he had drunk too much wine last night.
Moaning twice, he rubbed his temples and turned around on the soft bed, and then felt a little unhappy: this life without a beautiful girl's warm bed is boring, and on his territory, he has beautiful women to serve him every night.
Living in such a poor rural area is not only boring, but also a little awkward.
Feng Mulong turned around and felt that his body had touched something, stiff and cold, and his back was uncomfortable.
So he opened his eyes in a daze and looked impatiently around him, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw an eyeball staring straight at him!
These eyes were very large, without eyelids to cover, and the round eyes stared indifferently, and after he glanced at them, a chill suddenly rose in his heart!
Round, godless eyes, slightly open pointed mouth, sharp teeth like a cone, and smooth blue skin, the whole body is filled with a fishy smell......
"Ahhh
A terrible scream suddenly rang out!
The hotel has a very good soundproofing effect, and the bodyguards next door did not hear Feng Mulong's screams, and the two of them watched TV while drinking with side dishes and peanuts, and the TV was very loud, and they couldn't hear the screams.
On the pillow is a huge fish head, bigger than a human head!
Feng Mulong was scared to pee, as soon as he opened his eyes early in the morning and saw such a thing, he was so surprised, it was so exciting, it was so enjoyable!
His crotch was wet, and a smell mixed with the fishy smell.
Screaming and lifting the quilt, Feng Mulong trembled and rolled down from the bed, so he took the sheets and dragged the big fish head down.
Not only the head of the fish, but also the head of the fish that fell from the bed was attached to the body of the fish, but there was no flesh left, and only a large bone of Bai Sensen and a fish tail curved like scissors remained......
"Ahh
Feng Mulong ran to the door with a roll, but the door was locked by him, he twisted twice and did not open it, frightened and furious, he kicked open the door several times, rushed to the corridor and continued to shout: "Ahhh
Ao Muyang, who was lying outside the window and secretly watching the situation in the house, took advantage of the fact that there was no one in the house, he pushed open the window and jumped in, picked up the fish head and threw it back to Ao Fugui, who had just finished setting off firecrackers downstairs, and then closed the window and left.
A bodyguard plucked out his ears and said dissatisfiedly: "Riding a horse, what the hell is this place? Someone fired a cannon just now, and someone screamed and broke the chrysanthemum?"
Another bodyguard wondered: "How can I sound like Feng Shao's voice......"
Before he could finish his sentence, there was a knock on the door.
The bodyguard opened the door, Feng Mulong pounced in, hugged him and cried: "There is a ghost in the groove! There is a ghost in my bed! There is a ghost in my room!"
His screams caused a lot of noise to the others on the same floor, and many of them went out to complain in dissatisfaction.
The boss downstairs also heard the screams, and he went upstairs and asked, "What's going on?"
The two bodyguards went to the room to take a look and saw a mess on the bed and floor, but nothing out of the ordinary.
The boss saw that the futon was being brought from the bed to the ground, and the expression on his face was not good: "Guest, you guys are too boring, aren't you?"
Seeing the boss, Feng Mulong's anger exploded, and he rushed out from next door and shouted, "Draft! Ma Gebi! What's going on with your hotel?"
The boss was stunned: "What's going on?"
Feng Mulong pointed to the ground and shouted: "Look there, that fish head, fish head ......"
The head of the fish is gone, there is no head.
The bodyguards looked at their young master inexplicably, and for a moment they didn't understand what kind of madness he had.
Feng Mulong was anxious and said, "No! This is not right! There was a fish head here just now, a fish head with fish bones! A very big fish head, so big!"
He gestured, and the boss sneered, "You're mentally ill, right?"
Feng Mulong pushed him away and picked up the sheet to take a closer look, there was a little stain on it, but it couldn't be proved that it was left by a fish head.
But he had an idea, and after sniffing the sheets, he exclaimed, "Here, there is a fishy smell on this sheet, which is left by the fish head!"
The boss rolled his eyes and said: "This is not the smell of fish, this is the smell of the sea, we are close to the sea, and everyone has seafood, not to mention the sheets, every day on the seaside, can the sheets be seafood?"
There were people gathered outside the door to watch the excitement, and everyone pointed and pointed, which made Feng Mulong angry.
He threw away the sheets and said, "Check out, leave, change to a hotel!"
He can't continue to live here, he can be sure that he was not mistaken, there was definitely a fish head at the head of the bed before! Now he looks at this house, it looks like a haunted house!
After changing his clothes, he went to open the door of the Mercedes-Benz to sit in, but as soon as he opened the door, a huge fish head appeared in the driver's seat, and two large, godless eyes stared at him indifferently......
"Ahhh
The pants that I just changed are wet again!
The sky was very bad, there were dark clouds all over the sky, and there were snowflakes falling down.
Feng Mulong didn't bring much change of clothes pants on this trip, the weather was not good, the pants just now couldn't be dried, and he didn't have pants to change when he peed his pants again this time.
Ao Muyang and Ao Fugui left on a motorcycle with a smile, Ao Fugui said: "This product doesn't lock the car door, it deserves it! Hey, it's snowing?!"
The Red Ocean belongs to the boundary between the north and the south, and the temperature is high all year round, and it is rare to have a snow in a few years.
I don't know if it's because I'm scared or because of the snow, the snow has been drifting for the next two days, and Feng Mulong didn't bother Lu Zhizi again.
The snow has not been strong in the past two days, but the snowflakes have accumulated a layer of snow for two consecutive days.
It was the first time that the general and the head of the state had seen snow, and they were very happy with the two bear children.
The snow was covered with a thick layer on the ground, and the general drooped his head on the ground and pushed forward like a bulldozer, gnawing on the cold snowflakes on the ground one by one, eating snow all over his head, and being very happy.
Ao Muyang swept the snow, and Lu Zhizi came to him.
So he asked, "Teacher Lu, did that fool harass you?"
Lu Zhizi said: "I just came to ask you what means you used to deal with him, I haven't seen him for the past two days, it's really strange." ”
Ao Muyang smiled mysteriously: "I'm very skillful, by the way, now that the snow has stopped, I'll take you to have an interesting game?"