033 The must-have embarrassment of cute babies
[The big chapter of 5,000 words, oh, I'm really the most diligent~\(≧▽≦)/~lalala~]
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Just like every boy loves toy guns, every girl has a Barbie dream, Meng Meng is no exception, but she has been ignored by her parents since she was a child, she can only look at the beautiful Barbie in the arms of other little Lori with envy, and when there is no parents, the little fragile Barbie doll can no longer make up for her empty gaze, but, a giant Barbie like a Transformer should be able to protect her, she thought.
Sitting in the mecha, she had no idea how terrifying and disillusioned the appearance of this girl's dream was after being magnified a thousand times, and she was seriously studying how to operate her protector - King Kong Barbie Doll.
There is only a chair in the small cockpit that fits the curve of the driver's back, as soon as Meng Meng sits on the chair, the seat belt will automatically trap her, and a virtual light curtain appears in front of her, with the explanation of the system, the light curtain is divided into several large pieces, flashing and prompting.
[Slide here to control the mecha's head...... Slide here to control the mech's arm...... Swipe here to control ......]
That is to say, the light curtain in front of me is the console of the mecha, and the part of the mecha corresponding to the sliding will move-Meng Meng felt that she seemed to understand, she nodded solemnly, and immediately stretched out a finger to point on the light curtain representing the right foot, and then slowly swiped up, and the right foot of the mecha immediately rubbed forward, yes, rubbed, the metal scratched the ground with a piercing friction sound, and then, "Bang dang~~", King Kong Barbie fell.
Not to mention how shocking the scene of the giant's collapse is, King Kong Barbie fell to the ground but was full of joy, because it had long curls of brushed metal, and the curls smashed on the ground like a spring "dong ~ dong ~" bounced twice, poor Barbie's smooth and shiny face was stunned to smash out two small nests, and when the elasticity of the curls disappeared by buffering, the giant King Kong Barbie was unwilling to lie down quietly.
……………………
There was a dead silence at the scene!
Is this the rhythm of dancing with your head!—— poof!
The mecha masters who were fortunate enough to witness this terrifying scene laughed wildly and smashed the "keyboard", so the mechs in the entire square began to dance wildly.
Meng Meng, who doesn't hear anything outside the window, is very calm, she is seriously thinking about Mao herself will fall, and Nima's face also smashed out two pear vortices, the little kid doesn't have any relevant knowledge at all, she doesn't know that when the Taoist walks, he must first shift his weight to one foot, and the other foot can move, otherwise he will not fall half to death.
So, because they laughed too crazy, the mecha masters who caused the mecha demons to dance wildly and fell into a piece just got up, and they saw that the terrible King Kong Barbie was falling step by step and struggling to move forward, and then, Meng Meng hadn't learned to walk, but he first learned to swell and fall down and then get up from the ground~!
The most difficult part of mecha operation lies in the calculation and transfer of the center of gravity, if the center of gravity is not well grasped, it is necessary to wrestle, such as walking, which is a very simple action, first of all, you have to let the hip bone, The vertebrae are moved to the left, the center of gravity is placed on the left leg, the right foot can be lifted, from the process of lifting to stepping, the amplitude of the thigh and calf of the right foot must be matched, and the left heel cushion is up, the toes are forced, and the swing of the arms can complete the simplest walking action.
Sliding screen control is much more difficult than keyboard control, but it is also much more flexible, because every action of the mecha can be controlled by operation, without any fixed action, the better the mecha master, the more unpredictable and terrifying the combat effectiveness of the mecha.
The cute and black eyes are running farther and farther on the weird black road.
By the time Meng Meng finally learned to walk, it was already two days later, King Kong Barbie fell beyond recognition, the originally smooth and shiny face looked like the scene of an earthquake disaster, rugged and uneven, the long golden curls broke N roots due to elastic overrun, and became as strong as being gnawed by a dog, and the slender and strong arms were even twisted to the point that they were not shapely, and the two legs had even become deformed.
Although he learned to walk, King Kong Barbie's movements are very tough, like a robot in disrepair, but if it is paired with its weird and miserable appearance, it is simply a giant curse coming to Ah, there is wood, the onlookers in the square watched King Kong Barbie move stiffly in the square, and witnessed the whole process of a huge alien evolving into a curse, and the mecha masters laughed so much that their faces twitched.
The determined Meng Meng walked slowly to the mecha repair department, but looking at the mecha repair fee, Grande Mengwa resolutely retreated with a firm step like a curse, anyway, the mecha can still move, so let's use it first, hold the claw~!
[Ding——, S-class mecha Xuanbi sent you an invitation to fight, do you agree?!]
Looking at the light curtain that suddenly appeared in front of her, Meng Meng clicked her eyes, and slapped her paw decisively at "No", and the next moment, her paw grabbed an empty space, and the "No" word key disappeared, leaving only a "Yes" word key, and a string of rippling words-
(Accept the challenge, pro, there are points rewards for winning, and the points can be exchanged for repair cards, oh dear, don't 998, don't 98, as long as 8 points, you can take the perfect mecha home, oh dear, don't be polite to challenge it~!)
Meng Meng clicked his eyes, dazed-Shenma situation!!
(…… Little Lori, don't politely push down the strange Shu millet, the inside information quietly tells you, the strange Shu millet is not wearing underwear today~!)
Meng Meng: "......"
Seeing that the virtual key of the word "yes" automatically lit up with a confirmation light, Meng Meng's eyes flickered, and she was directly teleported from the square to the fighting arena.
(The Lun family helps you set the strength of the strange Shu millet to suppress it.,Attack on it.,Dog~Dog~Dog~!!)
There are two modes in Starnet's mecha fighting system, one is the harmony mode, that is, you can't use hot weapons when fighting, you can only use fists and feet kung fu and cold weapons, and the other is the all-open mode, which is to fight as you like, at least one death is over.
The former is purely a micro-operation to train the mecha master, and the latter is an all-round mecha master competition.
King Kong Barbie is a cute custom mecha, except for the full head of spring curls, there is no weapons and equipment at all, and she has just registered, the mecha is simply the lowest F-level, but the other party is an S-level god, if you don't use the strength of the harmony mode to suppress, King Kong Barbie will definitely be killed in seconds.
The random arena is a desolate Gobi with a lot of mounds and slopes, but there is no trace of green, which is very suitable for mecha combat.
Meng Meng looked around curiously, and finally paid attention to the opponent.
Xuanbi is also a humanoid mecha, there is no color other than Xuanxi all over the body, it stands there quietly, without any breath floating as if it is dead, but Meng Meng feels that his cold hair all over his body has exploded, and the lightning in his body is crackling and ready to move.
The battle begins.
King Kong Barbie walked slowly towards the enemy with a stiff grudge.
Xuanbi: "........................" looked at the other party's difficult way to walk, and suddenly rushed to his feet, so sad, I couldn't bear to be swollen~!
Xuanbi was stunned, and the figure rushed out of the hall at once, so fast that only an afterimage remained, even if the strength was suppressed to the F level, Xuanbi was also an existence that ordinary fart people could only look up to, Meng Meng was seriously sliding down the screen to move forward, and suddenly felt that the light in front of him was dim, and the Xuanxi mecha almost stuck to King Kong Barbie's forehead, and then Meng Meng watched the other party raise his fist and hit his face.
With a loud bang, King Kong Barbie was pumped away, slammed to the ground, and continued to play twice before lying down quietly.
Xuan Bi stepped forward, ready to give the enemy a fatal blow, but when it bent down and punched, the lying corpse of King Kong Barbie suddenly kicked head-on, the speed was incredible, Xuan Bi was startled, and subconsciously retreated rapidly, but the wind pressure thrown out of King Kong Barbie's long legs still caused damage to its cheek sensing system.
Xuanbi: "......!!!!!!"
(!!!!!!!!!!!)
In the past two days, Meng Meng has practiced the most is the whole process of falling down and getting up, in order to stand up smoothly, its leg lifting speed is far faster than expected, and even the movements are incredibly smooth, which is completely different from the curse of walking.
So, Xuanbi was actually unconsciously pitted by the King Kong Barbie who got up, and Meng Meng really didn't mean to kick the other party's head at all.
After King Kong Barbie stood up, Xuanbi's figure suddenly appeared behind it in a flash, stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around its neck and suddenly fell sideways, King Kong Barbie fell gorgeously again, and before it landed, Xuanbi kicked directly towards its waist.
With a "bang-" sound, King Kong Barbie was kicked and slammed into the ground, with her waist broken.
(Lai Pi Lai Pi, actually used a flash step for a novice, blame Shu Huang for your festival was eaten by maggots~~!)
Xuanbi: "...... Eaten by you!"
(Death~, you have to be responsible for bullying people like this~!)
Xuanbi: "......" mastermind begged to shut up~!
In the process of Xuanbi being molested by the main brain, King Kong Barbie stood up silently again, Xuanbi was stunned, and rushed towards King Kong Barbie again, the poor Barbie's cursed stiffness had not been repaired, and was used as a sandbag by the brain-pumping Xuanbi Jun, and was beaten to the ground again and again, and then stood up again and again.
Generally speaking, when a normal person who has no ability to resist is knocked down again and again, he is either angry and unwilling, or depressed and depressed, and even desperate and loses his fighting spirit, but the above emotions, Meng Meng has all of them, because she is trying to stand up.
No matter how badly the mecha is injured, as long as it is not in the mental direct control mode, there will be no substantial damage to the mecha division, unless the cockpit can be bombed and sent directly to the pilot to the west, so, Meng Meng didn't realize how badly her Barbie doll was beaten, she was just very depressed, for the hair Every time she stood up, the other party would push her down (?!), hate, hate, hate~~!
In order to try to stand up, Meng Meng's fingers were about to cramp, when the last time he was beaten, the crazy Meng Meng suddenly slid the light curtain of his right arm, King Kong Barbie raised his right hand and tried to hold Xuanbi, but unfortunately, Meng Meng had not practiced this action, so he didn't know that the arm movement should follow the elbow joint, as a result, the forearm movement was in the wrong direction, and the action was too powerful, "Gala-" sound, King Kong Barbie's right arm was broken!
The broken arm pulled the broken wire ball due to inertia and wrapped it around Xuanbi's waist, Xuanbi didn't panic at all, it grabbed the wire wrapped around his body smoothly, trying to tear off King Kong Barbie's arm directly, and then ...... and there is no then.
In an instant, the current of up to 100,000 volts flowed through King Kong Barbie to Xuanbi's body, although most of it was blocked by the protection program of the mecha, but there was still a small part of the current that was not harmful to life jumped into the cockpit, "Puff Z - Puff Z - " twice, Xuan Bi and King Kong Barbie were burned into scrap metal by the powerful current, and the next moment, the battle ended.
Xuanbi's driver was stunned, and King Kong Barbie's driver Meng Meng was very sober, so-
[The battle is over, Xuanbi VS King Kong Barbie, King Kong Barbie wins, gets 10 points!]
[Congratulations to King Kong Barbie for winning the first battle, 100 bonus points!]
[Congratulations to King Kong Barbie for the success of the leapfrog challenge, the reward points × the level difference, a total of 110×6=660 points!]
The unconscious Xuanbi driver was forced off the line, Brother Tu opened his eyes, covered his face and buried it deep in his knees - it's so embarrassing, there is wood~!
(Ha Lu Ha \(≧▽≦)/
Brother Tu: "......" mastermind begging to get out~!
Although King Kong Barbie was electrocuted into scrap metal, Meng Meng is still very open, because the points are enough to pay for the maintenance of \(^o^)/ the mecha
After sending the mecha to the repair station, Meng Meng squatted outside the door, staring at the two big black eyes and waiting honestly, the results of the battle on the other side came out, but the mecha battle hall blew up-
"Blind my dog's eyes, I actually saw that the undefeated god of war lost!!"
"Ahhh
"Damn, King Kong Barbie is the vest of the great god, can you P the undefeated god of war, the great god begs to hug his thighs. ”
"Even Ben Lei, the king of the prosperous world, can't win the undefeated God of War, and what other great god can kill Xuanbi in seconds, this is not scientific!"
"What do you mean by not winning, Ben Lei didn't lose either, okay idiot~!"
"Don't be crooked upstairs, okay, we're talking about the super god who can PK the undefeated god of war. ”
"Ditto, since you can PK off Xuanbi, you can naturally PK off Ben Lei, and the super god asks for a group photo. ”
"Ask for a group photo +1. ”
“……”
+ Identity serial number. ”
"+ Pi has no decimal point. ”
So a weak voice appeared in the rows, "King Kong Barbie shouldn't be the ...... in the square?"
Dead silence: "......"
Mourning is all over the field: "Ahhhh
“…… Disillusioned~!"
"It's really disillusioned, Xuan lost to that ghost baby who can't even walk after all, it's not scientific~!"
"Unscientific +1. ”
“……”
+ Identity serial number. ”
"+ Pi has no decimal point. ”
Then it was the weak voice again, "But Su Xuanbi chose the harmony mode, oh, the strength is suppressed or something." ”
Instantly resurrected with full blood, "Yes, yes, the strength is suppressed~!"
"That's it, that's it, the undefeated god of war is still the most powerful, bow and worship. ”
"Worship +1. ”
“……”
+ Identity serial number. ”
"+ Pi has no decimal point. ”
Then, the weak voice appeared again, "Harmony mode means that King Kong Barbie's fighting skills have exploded the same level of gods!"
Continued dead silence, "......"
Crazy and slammed the building, "Ahhhh ”
"Copper Ball +1. ”
“……”
+ Identity serial number. ”
"+ Pi has no decimal point. ”
(Cut, ignorant mortals, you will never be able to touch the high-end wisdom of the Truth Emperor of the Lun family~!)
The repair of the mecha on the star network is mainly costly and costly, and it is a matter of minutes to really repair it, so it takes less than ten minutes for the great god to be spread out by the secret of the complete explosion, and the legendary King Kong Barbie continues to wander around the square with a stiff posture like a curse.
[Ding——, A-class mecha heroes are coming to you and send you an invitation to fight, whether you agree or not. 】
Meng Meng Ka Ka Ba Pure Big Eyes, Invitation to Battle = Victory = Points = Provincial Gold Coins, the equation is established, so Meng Meng decisively agreed.
Five minutes later—
[The battle is over, the hero is coming VS King Kong Barbie, King Kong Barbie wins, gets 10 points!]
[Congratulations to King Kong Barbie for the success of the challenge of skipping the level, and the reward points are × the level difference, a total of 10×5=50 points!]
As soon as the results came out, the mecha hall continued to fry.
[Ding - C-class mecha rainstorm and thunder send you an invitation to fight, whether you agree or not. 】
……
[The battle is over, Rainstorm and Thunder VS King Kong Barbie, King Kong Barbie wins, and gets 10 points!]
[Congratulations on the success of the King Kong Barbie Skip Challenge, the reward points × the level difference, a total of 10×3=30 points!]
……
As more and more people are invited to fight, King Kong Barbie's points are getting higher and higher, and the mecha hall is quiet, King Kong Barbie can't even walk steadily but can win games one after another, one victory can be said to be a fluke, two wins are a coincidence, then three ...... Four ...... It can only be strength, and the amazing thing is that everyone who loses to it resolutely shuts up and refuses to tell the truth about the battle, and even the closest companions can't dig out the slightest bit of information related to the "strength" of King Kong Barbie from their mouths.
As a result, King Kong Barbie became more and more mysterious, even if it couldn't move around the square with a zombie-like pace, no one dared to laugh at it anymore.
King Kong Barbie is expected to become the undefeated myth of the new one!
- In fact, every challenger was forced offline by the corona, they just felt too embarrassed to say it╮(╯▽╰)╭.
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