Chapter 204: Big Fat Man
seemed to know Li Sinian, and the guys at the stall were not annoyed when they saw Li Sinian being so presumptuous, so they bowed respectfully, and then came to the big fat man and patted him lightly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Fourth Master, Fourth Master, wake up, Fourth Master, Senior Li is here!"
It took the big fat man a few times to react, and he muttered a few words in his mouth, which made the rocking chair make a few more "painful" crunching sounds, turned over and continued to sleep.
The guy next to him was full of embarrassment, Li Sinian was even more of a black line in his head, and Li Chuyi was dumbfounded.
If it weren't for the fact that the big fat man was indeed in the middle stage of refining gods, Li Chuyi even wondered if this thing was a monk after all.
Not to mention lethargy, the vigilance is so poor, and he continues to sleep without even feeling being photographed, what kind of monk is this! Even a pig is more alert than this big fat man!
"Okay, man, get out of the way, I'll come!"
Li Sinian was anxious, waved his hand and summoned a cloud of water vapor, which instantly condensed into a basin-sized ball of clear water, and pointed to the big fat man without saying a word.
The guy next to him was startled, and hurriedly flashed to the side, and the water ball fell straight towards the big fat man's head, and he was about to pour it on the big fat man's head, but he saw that the big fat man who was sleeping suddenly raised his hand, and the big hand that was more fat than ordinary people and fat two times was grabbed in the air, and the water mass was enveloped by an invisible force, and he was honestly caught in his hand.
"Hello~~~!"
yawned loudly, the big fat man slowly opened his eyes, his confused eyes seemed to have not woken up, and he looked around with his eyelids drooping, and it took a long time to have a little divine light condensed.
When he saw the water balloon in his hand, his eyes that had just been a little sober were confused again, and he scratched his head fiercely with his big hand, and the big fat man said to himself in confusion: "What is this? I pee?
Li Sinian rolled his eyes, and Li Chuyi laughed out loud. The guy next to him looked even more embarrassed, and hurriedly stepped forward and whispered, "Fourth Master, Senior Li is here." ”
"Senior Li, which Senior Li?" the big fat man hadn't come back to his senses, and he was even more confused when he heard the words.
The guy smiled wryly, and was about to open his mouth to explain, but Li Sinian couldn't sit still.
"Hao Fatzi, it's Lao Tzu who is here!"
When the big fat man heard the sound, he saw that Li Sinian's confused color was gone, his eyes finally sobered up, and he laughed loudly, and his loud voice shook Li Chuyi's eardrums from afar.
"Hahahaha, who am I, it turns out that you are an old immortal! Why, are you still alive?"
"Nonsense, you're not dead, how could I die!" rolled his eyes, and Li Sinian said angrily.
Hehe smiled, the big fat man was not annoyed, he jumped off the rocking chair with a water balloon, and there was a muffled sound when his feet landed, Li Chuyi had the illusion that he trembled a few times, and looked at the two deep footprints on the ground that were stepped on by him and were silent.
The big fat man looked at his feet, as if he was also a little embarrassed, and laughed a few times with a loud "haha".
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just fell asleep and didn't hold it, I used a little force, I laughed!"
Li Sinian didn't seem to be surprised, he just pouted at him, and his face didn't matter.
With the sound of "dong dong" footsteps, the big fat man came to the two of them and watched Li Sinian raise the water balloon in his hand.
"You threw it?"
"Yes!" Li Sinian nodded naturally, and Li Chuyi next to him lifted his heart, he was afraid that this big fat man would hit someone.
But it seems that he and Li Chuyi are raised by the same father, and the big fat man was not annoyed when he saw Li Sinian admitting it, but showed a smile on his face.
"Well, I have a lot of friends, and you are the only one who is so caring, I know that I will be thirsty when I fall asleep, and even the water is ready for me, thank you!"
After speaking, he put the water balloon to his mouth, his chest contracted slightly, and he sucked the water balloon clean in one gulp.
Seeing that the big fat man drank such a large ball of water as if he was drinking tea, Li Chu was dumbfounded, and looked at him as if he was looking at a monster.
That water ball is not ordinary water! It looks no different from Qing Shui, but because it was forced out by Li Sinian with mana, it was actually mixed with a lot of chaotic mana turbulence and Li Sinian's mana breath.
This kind of water is nothing for ordinary people to drink, but if you are a monk, if you don't refine it to make it pure, but drink it directly like a big fat man, it is likely to cause your own mana disorder, and even hurt the foundation of the dantian qi sea.
But Li Chu saw it very clearly, this big fat man didn't have any refining at all before sucking the water balloon, so he just drank it directly. Even if he is familiar with Li Sinian and knows that the other party will not harm him, but just swallowing other people's spell summons like this, this is not something that normal people can do at all!
Therefore, Li Chuyi's eyes when he looked at him were full of weirdness and shock.
This is a pervert!
The big fat man didn't have the consciousness of being a "pervert", smacked his lips after drinking, and looked at Li Sinian with some unfinished eyes.
"Not enough, is there anything else?"
Li Sinian had a black line in his head, and the big fat man laughed, waving his hand over the teapot placed on the recliner.
"Stingy, I have it myself!"
After speaking, he slammed at the spout of the teapot, the teapot was obviously not ordinary, and he didn't have any exhaustion by such a snort, as if the tea in it was endless, and it kept pouring out of the mouth of the big fat man.
After a long time, the big fat man finally drank enough, brewed half a meal and burped, and then looked at Li Sinian with a satisfied face.
"Old immortal, why are you in such a good mood to come to see me today? Could it be that you can't get along anymore, and finally figured it out and came to me?"
"Fart, Lao Tzu is exquisite, and he has a three-inch tongue, how can he not get along! I came to you today to do business, and I will inquire about something by the way!"
As soon as he heard Li Sinian say this, the big fat man immediately became interested, looked him up and down a few times, and a teasing smile appeared on his face.
"Hey, there are still things you Li Sinian doesn't know on this green beach, this is simply a combination of mountains and the sky, and the sun is out in the west!"
Li Sinian ignored him with a dark face, and glanced at Li Chuyi next to him. Li Chuyi knew in his heart, and his heart moved, and he took out a piece of fur from the storage bag and handed it over.
It was a wolf skin, owned by a demon wolf unique to the grassland. This kind of demon wolf itself has the blood of demon beasts, and in this grassland by the blessing of heaven and earth aura, after a long time, it has become a fine, not only has the size of an ordinary person nearly twice the size, but also extremely vicious, a demon power comparable to a monk in the qi training period or even the foundation building period. Moreover, wolves like to live in groups, and under the group, even some ordinary monks in the Yudan period are reluctant to provoke.
But for Li Chuyi and Li Sinian, no matter how powerful these wolves are, they can't make any waves. Li Chuyi, who was anxious to earn travel expenses, followed Li Sinian all the way, and really hunted a lot of demon wolves, at this time, the wolf skins in the storage bag added up to not one thousand but eight hundred, and one of the purposes of coming to this Siqu collection this time was to prepare to sell these wolf skins.
The wolf skin, which is three or four times larger than Li Chuyi, is only slightly bigger for this big fat man who is nearly half taller than ordinary people. took the wolf skin and spread it out, the big fat man glanced up and down a few times and did not speak, but turned his head to look at Li Chuyi under him.
The teenage Li Chu is not tall, in front of this tall and big fat man, he looks like a rag doll, at this time, two fat people, one big and one small, look at each other, one desperately tilts his neck and the other lowers his head, the scene is very joyful.
After looking at Li Chu for half a day, the big fat man's eyes flashed, and the corners of his mouth showed a hint of admiration.
"Good guy, you have such cultivation at such a young age, those bullshit geniuses in the past probably can't even lift their heads in front of you. Old immortal, is this your relative, or is this little doll your illegitimate child?"
The little fat man's face was embarrassed, but Li Sinian was so frightened that his liver fluttered, and he subconsciously glanced at the magic mirror that Li Chuyi hung on his waist, and hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand.
"Don't talk nonsense, this little friend is my new acquaintance, and his background is very extraordinary, don't get into trouble for me, and even burn yourself down!"
When the big fat man heard this, his heart moved, his eyebrows raised slightly, and then he nodded at Li Chu with a kind face.
"Don't blame fellow Daoists, I just have such a temper, I hope I don't take my jokes to heart. ”
Li Chuyi naturally didn't care, and when he heard this, he also smiled slightly, and said with a well-behaved face: "Big fat man, don't worry, everyone is fat, and if you are fat, you have a wide heart, just joking, what is there to be angry about." ”
Seeing that Li Chuyi was so cheerful and his personality was even better, his words simply spoke to his heart, especially the sentence "We are all fat", which made him feel overjoyed and had a good feeling.
Haha laughed a few times, stretched out his big hand and patted Li Chuyi on the shoulder, Li Chuyi was ready to be slapped a few times.
"Haha, okay! It's been a long time since I've seen such a refreshing Taoist friend! There are not many people who dare to call me a big fat man in this green beach, you are very good, I like it very much! Let's get to know each other, I am Hao Hongwei, the fourth in the family, and outsiders call me the fourth master, but I like you very much, and your cultivation is not low, you can just call me Hao Fat!"
I'll go, fat man?
Li Chuyi pursed his lips in his heart, but his face was more well-behaved.
"Hello, my name is Li Chuyi, I'm almost sixteen years old this year, outsiders call me a lot, what a young hero, a little hero, a little grandfather, a little cutie, but I also like you very much, you call me a little fat man, I call you a big fat man!"
Hao Hongwei's face was even more weird, the little fat man in front of him seemed to be well-behaved, but in fact he was extremely black-bellied, and he was definitely a master who did not suffer. But he didn't care, but he was still very angry with him, especially when he heard that he was only a teenager this year, and the eyes looking at him were even more weird.
The teenage refining god, let alone seen it, has never heard of it, that is, there are so many records in the history books. As long as this kind of person does not die, in the end, he is basically a peerless powerhouse who dominates one side. With huge potential, coupled with a very good temper, the big fat man suddenly had a good impression and a great desire to make friends.
nodded with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to pat Li Chuyi's stumbling feet, and the big fat man said happily: "Okay, in the future, I will be a big fat man, you will be a little fat man, and we will be Green Beach Double Fat!"
What kind of name did you come up with?
Li Chuyi was full of slander, but his face was silent, but he nodded with joy on his face. Although he disagrees with the taste of this big fat man, at least for now, the temperament of this big fat man is still very much in line with his appetite, and now he is alone, this big fat man and Li Sinian know each other, and it is not impossible to make friends.
The two fat men touted each other back and forth, both of them were as cheeky as the masters of the city wall, and the good feelings between the two of them were suddenly born, and they had a sense of hating each other late and being difficult to know. And Li Sinian next to him only twitched his cheeks, looking at the strange eyes of the people around him, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Knowing such two shameless fat men, he is also Qi Tian's luck!