Chapter 359: Grinding little girl

"One, two, three, four, good, pay attention to the rhythm, perfect!"

On stage, Angelalady was singing and dancing, and the dance teacher was on the side.

It's already past 10 o'clock in the evening, and many of the guests who have finished the rehearsal have gone back to the hotel to rest, but there are still a few people chatting under the stage.

Li Fan talked and laughed with everyone, and kept raising his wrist to look at the time, Gu Yating and they hadn't taken off yet, Li Fan was a little anxious to wait.

"Xiaofan, there's something you can see if you can help. ”

Li Fan looked sideways, but when he saw the director eagerly coming to him, he asked, "Director, what's wrong?"

"One of the hosts of our party can't fly back in the south because of the weather, and there is not enough time to take the train, so-"

"You don't want me to take over the shift, do you?"

"Yes, smart. ”

"Don't make trouble," Li Fan shook his head again and again, "I haven't been a host, and I have no experience, so it's easy to solve it by letting other hosts in the station take the top." ”

"It doesn't matter if you have experience or not, the audience knows that you are a pure cameo, and if you perform well, the audience will definitely give you praise, and if you don't perform well, the audience will understand very well, so you relax.

Moreover, there are also many variety show stars, comedians or actors from other stations who come to guest host the party, and the response is very good, which is much more popular than traditional hosts. ”

"Oh!" Li Fan nodded, try it, try it, he asked, "Then who am I partnering with?"

The director said happily: "You and I come, let's go through the draft with a few other hosts first." ”

Looking at Li Fan's departing figure, several celebrities laughed and talked:

"Yes, Li Fan went to grab the host's job again. ”

"In these years, I am most interested in cross-border, those who sing go to filming, those who film go to host, and the host goes to sing,"

"Tsk, I want to rob it too, but people don't want me. ”

……

Li Fan's adaptability is too strong, he came to the lounge to take a look at the draft, and "set words" with several hosts, and then went directly to the stage to go through the general hosting process, and Li Fan understood the whole party.

After another rehearsal of the host, Li Fan called it a perfect end.

Perfection refers to the familiarity of the host's words, position, advertising words, links, etc., but in terms of the host's professionalism, Li Fan is completely far from people from other professional classes.

Li Fan can also draw a scoop according to the gourd, so that the words are correct and round, but they are completely different from other people's majors.

At 12 o'clock in the evening, all the rehearsals were over, Li Fan and Zhang Xiaofei had just returned home by taxi, his WeChat also rang, and Gu Yating and Dong Cheng were finally about to take off.

After opening the door, Li Fan saw that his parents had not rested, so he said, "You go to bed early, and your daughter-in-law will come later." ”

Dad Li: "Really, why are you here so late?"

Li's mother said: "It's too sudden, and I don't have any preparation!"

"Really, there's another guy coming in a while, you guys should sleep first, it's estimated that you can come to our house at half past two. ”

Dad Li said happily: "Then I have to sleep and recuperate." ”

Li's mother: "Then I have to put on a mask to replenish the water first." ”

Dad Li: "It's useless to put a mask on your old face, just soak it in a basin of water to replenish it." ”

Mama Li glared at him and walked quickly into the bedroom.

Li Fan went to the kitchen and rummaged through it, and found that there was still half a pot of rice, and he planned to wait for them to arrive, and then make up for the fried rice first.

In the living room, the parents are very high-natured, and they also turned on the TV, it is estimated that it will not be possible to let them rest for a while, counting the days, they have not seen Gu Yating for a long time.

After Li Fan moved his limbs, he returned to the bedroom to get ready to sleep, and just as he got into the bed, the door "creaked" open.

Jelly rubbed her eyes and walked in, "Brother!"

"Huh?"

"Shall we talk?"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment, why was his tone so formal? He smiled and said, "What are you talking about?"

"You take me to that show, eat delicious food, watch elephants, the elephant's trunk is so long on TV! Why is its trunk so long, how difficult is it to breathe?"

"I won't take you to the show, you stay at home well, and I'll take you on a trip when I have time in the future. ”

"Brother, but there are no children on the trip, okay, take me there!" Jelly grabbed Li Fan's arm and shook it.

"Don't go, don't think about it, hurry up and go to sleep!"

"Brother, please!"

"It's useless to beg me, don't disturb my rest. ”

"Look at you, you don't have time to play with me, our teachers have said that the growth of children cannot be separated from the company of their families. ”

"Yo Yo Yo!" Li Fan smiled, "Then don't you have your parents with you?"

Jelly said aggrievedly: "They don't let me eat, they don't let me play, they don't let me watch TV, they let me learn this and that, which is to accompany me, it's like imprisoning me." ”

"I sympathize with you, go to sleep!"

"Sympathy is over, brother, take me there!"

Li Fan put the quilt on his head, "I can't hear it, I can't hear it!"

Jelly grabbed the corners of the quilt with both hands and pulled it down hard, "Take me there, please, brother, brother!"

"If you can't hear it, you can't hear it, you can't hear it. ”

"Brother!"

"I fell asleep. ”

Jelly was very aggrieved, "I want you to play with me, you are always busy, and finally have a chance, you still don't accompany me, do you hurt me, am I your own sister!"

Jelly didn't cry yet, and directly provoked Zhang Xiaofei, who was hiding behind the door, to tears.

Zhang Xiaofei's eyes were red, and he sat on the sofa and said, "Uncle and aunt, I must have a daughter when I get married in the future, it's so heartwarming!"

Father Li grinned, and Mother Li said: "The family of raising girls is more worried, not as solid as boys, you will know later." ”

Not long after, Li Fan's voice came from the bedroom, "Mom and Dad, can you take care of your daughter, it's so annoying!!"

Li Ma smiled: "Look, it's starting to grind." ”

The grinding little girl made Li Fan helpless, and he said helplessly: "Don't grind me, it's impossible!"

"Brother!" Jelly was hazy with tears.

"Don't cry, I don't eat this! ”

"You're bothering me like that!"

Li Fan nodded again and again, "Mmmmmmmm

"Wow!" Jelly burst into tears, "I'm so cute, why do you all say I'm annoying?!"

Li Fan sneered, took her little hand and shook it, "Still boastful? This shameless spirit is exactly the same as mine!"

Jelly sobbed: "I just want you to play with me, if you don't play with me, won't your conscience hurt?"

Li Fan was stunned, "Who did you learn this from?" I'll think about it again, don't cry." ”

"What are you thinking about, how happy you are with me. ”

"You...... How can I be so confident? Did I do that when I was a kid?"

Jelly nodded while crying, "Well, Mom said that." ”

……

There was a sudden knock at the door.

Zhang Xiaofei had just walked to the door, when suddenly a small figure flashed on his legs and knees, Jelly opened the door and said happily: "Sister-in-law!"

Gu Yating was embarrassed to answer, she picked up the jelly and said, "My sister has sunk so much, I can't hold it." Hello uncle and aunt!"

Dong Cheng also said: "Uncle is good, aunt is good." ”

"Eh, Tingting come in, you're welcome, young man. ”

Li Fan walked out of the bedroom and said suspiciously, "Why did you arrive so quickly? ”

"What an hour? ”

Gu Yating bought a lot of gifts, opened the box and poured it out, "Auntie, this is Ejiao bought for you, which is very good for a woman's body." ”

"Eh, look at this box is too exquisite, this has to be expensive, don't break the bank next time. ”

Dad Li smiled: "Such a good ejiao, your aunt is reluctant to eat it, and she can't wait to offer it." ”

Gu Yating smiled brightly and took out another skirt, "Auntie, you are trying this dress, the latest one this year." ”

Mama Li looked at her skirt and said with a smile: "I don't look good, it's a pity to wear it." ”

Dong Cheng sat on the side and watched, and exclaimed, "Isn't this Lawrence's?"

Dad Li frowned: "The tire factory also produces clothes?"

Dong Cheng said with a smile: "Uncle, this Lawrence is a Hollywood star, and he has collided with our tire factory." ”

Li's mother hurriedly put it down, "No, no, no, I can't afford to enjoy this, give it to your mother, what a beautiful beauty your mother is, you can line this dress, what good clothes I wear are all local style, there is an idiom called what?"

Li Fan said: "Tyrannical Destruction of Heavenly Things!"

"Yes, yes, it's a tyrannical thing!" Li Ma nodded again and again, and then suddenly picked up her slippers and slapped Li Fan's buttocks, "Who are you talking about?!"

The crowd laughed.

Gu Yating bought a lot of things for Li's mother and Li's father, skirts, jackets, razors, etc., Jelly watched from the sidelines, and temporarily let her brother go, she waited and waited, looking forward to her gift with joy.

Gu Yating pulled over another box and said, "This is a gift for my sister!"

Jelly's face was bright, "Thank you, sister-in-law!"

The box was opened, and Gu Yating took it out one by one: "This is a children's eye massager, to prevent myopia in adolescents, this is a point reader, which is different from the one at home, this point reader, where will not be clicked, mother no longer has to worry about your study!"

Little jelly, like it or not?"

Jelly has no love: "I like it." ”

Gu Yating suddenly opened the inner layer of the suitcase, and the inside was full of imports, "What about these?"

Jelly slapped her little slap and said excitedly: "I like it so much, can I eat it?"

"Of course!"

Jelly instantly picked up a handful, but suddenly asked timidly, "Mom, can I eat it?"

"Only three!"

Then, Jelly picks the three largest ......

Li Fan walked to Gu Yating's side and pinched her pink cheeks, these gifts were all in her shopping cart during Double Twelve.

Li Fan said: "It's not early, let's stop chatting, let's eat and go to bed quickly, and we will record the New Year's Eve party tomorrow." ”

Zhang Xiaofei made fried rice, and after Gu Yating and Dong Cheng made up for it, everyone went to rest.

Li Fan and Dong Cheng were in the same room, and not long after he lay down, Li's mother came to call him.

Walking into his parents' bedroom, Dad Li asked quietly, "Xiaofan, how much does this girl have to spend on these things?"

"Don't ask, just a piece of mind. ”

Mother Li said: "I don't ask how it can be done, we have to double the amount of money to make up for other girls." ”

Li Fan shook his head: "Don't make it up, there's no need." ”

"Why is it not necessary? You kid is not sensible! The girl spent a lot of money to come to our house, and then left empty-handed, and the parents had to be angry, that was rude. ”

Li Fan said: "What you said makes sense, but it doesn't apply to us and the Gu family." The girl's daughter bought 100,000 Eli Lilly for our family, if we pay back 200,000 yuan, if we don't have the money, will we sell the house?"

"What, 100,000?"

"100,000?"

Li Fan hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I'm just making an analogy."

Etiquette and exchange pay attention to a degree, we are an ordinary family, Gu Wanli is now a famous entrepreneur, let's talk about the value of money in courtesy, it is obviously unrealistic, right?"

Dad Li thought for a while: "That's what I said, but hey!"

Li Fan said: "People buy expensive gifts is the normal consumption level of others, we don't have the economic strength, there is no need to slap a swollen face and become fat, even if we give someone a jar of our own pickles, people will not pick and choose."

Do you think an entrepreneur will pick our gifts in terms of monetary value? People know the roots of our family, so they don't care about this at all, what they care about is whether you care about other girls. ”

"But how do you express your mind?"

Li Fan said: "Knit a sweater, ask for peace and blessings, isn't this all." Think, I'm sleepy, and I'm sleepy. ”

Dad Li asked: "Then you have to give a door-to-door gift, whoever has a son who leads his girlfriend to the door, he must give a door-to-door gift!"

Li Fan nodded, "Well, that's what you have to give!"

"How much?"

"10,000. ”

Li's mother said: "Lao Li, the money in the family is not particularly new, you go to the bank tomorrow to withdraw new money." By the way, son, how much did this girl spend on these things?"

"39,169. ”

"You know that well?"

Li Fan grinned and said in his heart: Can you not be clear, I cleared the shopping cart!!

Li Fan had a long talk with his parents, vigorously breaking their traditional concepts, and then went back to the room to rest.

In this life, his parents are honest, pure-hearted, and never covet a stitch from other people's families, Li Fan lives in such a family, and is very satisfied and happy.

……

The next morning, around 8 o'clock.

The Li family is very quiet, Li's father and Li mother went to work in the supermarket, Dong Cheng also went to the supermarket to help out blindly, and Zhang Xiaofei took a taxi to his uncle's house nearby to pick up things.

Li Fan was brushing his teeth, and his big jelly eyes were staring at him, "Brother, have you thought about it?"

After Li Fan rinsed his mouth, he said, "No!"

"All night, brother, please. ”

"Oh my God, I finally feel our mother's pain, are you kids so pestering? Go to the bedroom closet and bring me the rightmost shirt. ”

"Okay!"

Seeing that Jelly had gone to the bedroom, Li Fan quickly and quietly walked to the door, opened the door a crack, and then quickly ran into Gu Yating's room.

The curtains were not opened, it was a little dark inside, Li Fan quietly closed the door, "creaked", and locked it!

"What are you going to do?!"

Li Fan turned around and saw Gu Yating grabbing the corner and looking at him in panic.

"Shhhhh

Gu Yating immediately wrapped herself tightly, and she said in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, big brother, this is at your house." ”

"Shhhhhh

At this time, I only heard the footsteps walking outside the door, "Brother, the clothes are too high for me to reach! Brother, where have you been?"

The footsteps were urgent and chaotic, and after a few moments, there was a "wow" outside the door:

"Brother, you lied to me! Where did you go, why don't you play with me!"

Li Fan covered his mouth and secretly laughed, and suddenly heard behind him and said, "Are you still in the mood to laugh when your sister is crying?"

"Shhhh Li Fan glanced sideways at Gu Yating, who was putting her ear on the door, then moved his gaze down and licked his lips, "Yes!"

Gu Yating immediately covered her chest, "Die." ”

"Shh

Footsteps were heard again at the door, and a moment later the sound of a crying poem reading sounded in the bedroom next to it: "Goose goose goose,

The song sings to the sky.

white-haired floating green water,

I want my brother!

Woohoo......"

Li Fan and Gu Yating both lay on the ground, laughing and crying in unison.