Chapter 338: Beating the Reservoir Dogs (Chapter 3 for the Alliance Leader)
This paper mask, Lin Mu was painted based on the masks of Internet celebrities "Calling Beasts" and "Lao Shi" in his previous life, and deliberately added some ugly elements, and painted his nose to be very similar to Ma Guohao.
In front of hundreds of thousands of people, pointing at a person's appearance, this person is still secretly watching, you can imagine how much psychological shadow the comments of those people in the speaking area have brought to "Ma Mingzui".
Killing people is not too much, is it too much for you to do this in a page of a book?!
Even those who dare to resist them, who is like you on a page of the book, so unqualified to scandalize yourself, and how shameless you are to comment on your heart from your own appearance? Please, this kind of means of making trouble out of nothing is obviously the patent of these professional film critics, are you doing this, have you paid the patent fee!?
I saw that on the screen, Lin Mu sprayed every detail of Ma Guohao's face in one go, obviously there was no funny baggage, it was just a relaxed ridicule, but it just made the audience laugh.
"Look at Lao Ma, your eyes are dark, like a bull's eye, I don't owe you any money, why are you staring at me? Hey, look at your eyes, it's quite similar to the 'Brother Niu Review' on the same website as you, and it seems to be right for you to look at the age!
"Look at your chin again, damn it, how many chins do you have? Are you a chin grown by a human being? But I just found out that your mouth is not right, as the saying goes, the bull's head is not the horse's mouth, your cow's father's small head is obviously not against your old horse's mouth, why don't you have a crooked mouth? Say, why!"
"Look at the comments you wrote on weekdays, tsk, a bad movie was praised by you as a flower, and it is this connotation, and it is the plot, isn't it just that a college student has an abortion, isn't it that he only knew that it was cool at the beginning, and he didn't want to bear the consequences after he was cool, but how did it become a rebellion and helplessness against reality?
“……”
With such a comment with no lower limit, the audience is addicted, these words, they have long wanted to say on weekdays, but for various reasons, they can't compete with these "mainstream evaluations of films", so they didn't say it.
Lin Mu's unscrupulous criticism can be said to be in their hearts.
Ma Guohao's face is no longer a question of whether it is black or not, but it is so dark that he can be invisible when he closes his eyes at night!
He has always been the only one who comments on others, when did he become the object of criticism by others?!
was so angry that Ma Guohao slammed the computer and hit the power button directly, and the computer went black.
Angry that his nose was smoking, he picked up the cup, prepared to take a glass of water and drank it and went out for a walk, and by the way, he discussed with his peers how to clean up this one-page book!
But that's not all, Lin Mu did something even more ruthless!
Peeling off the corner of the paper mask, Lin Mu poured saliva: "Whew! I'm so tired! It's not that I specifically looked for it, I really didn't find that Ma Guohao you have so many black materials! I believe that after listening to so much, you must be particularly interested in this Mr. Ma Guohao, right? Here is his phone number, you can communicate with him in real time, don't thank me, Lao Ma, please call me the red scarf!"
Ma Guohao, who was receiving water, suddenly saw an unfamiliar number calling. Smoothly connected, and angrily "fed": "Who are you?!".
The voice on the phone was very enthusiastic: "Haha, it's through! It's really you, Ma Guohao? I want to ask if the thing that is said in the book is true? Can I really make millions easily? I worship you as a teacher, ......can you take me to the car?"
Syllable!
Ma Guohao hung up angrily, but before he could react, the moment the phone was hung up, the second call came in again.
connected a few phone calls, all like this, Ma Guohao reacted at this time, his number must have been exposed by a page of books!
There is even another one, which was called in by someone who claimed to be the boss of YY company, and asked himself, "Are you the son of 'Brother Niu Dian'......
"MD!
The mobile phone was turned off, and Ma Guohao was about to leave, so he sat back in front of the computer again and turned it on.
He was really a little frightened, and he didn't know what kind of tricks Lin Mu would use against him.
After turning on the phone and entering the channel, Lin Mu was still in the "ridicule" link.
"After hanging up the phone, I also regretted it, I didn't ask a lot of things to understand. I just want to ask Lao Ma, do you write a review for this issue, is it calculated by the time or by the day? Can you pay a month? My QQ is the supreme yellow diamond, can you give me a discount? Or give me a small giveaway, for example, if you have a beautiful daughter, can you make me cool two?"
As soon as he came in, it was such a hot comment, Ma Guohao's brain was directly congested, staring at two eyeballs, and looking at Lin Mu on the screen viciously, but if he vomited blood even more, it was still behind.
"Ma Mingzui, you have such a ** mouth, I will ask you why you don't go to the pyramids to wake up the pharaoh? Why don't you go to Mount Everest, scold the snow-capped mountains, and get some water for the compatriots in the frontier to water the ground?"
"Why don't you go to Shaolin Temple to comment on the Buddha, and comment on the Buddha and his old man, let us see what the Buddha is like?"
"Why don't you drill into the No. 1 pit of the Terracotta Warriors, blow the whistle and call Qin Shi Huang out, let's see where Qin Shi Huang is buried?"
"Lao Ma, why don't you go to shoot the advertisement of Women's Yanjie like this? I remember, the last time I went to the advertising agency to see you were filming, just a line, you memorized it for two hours......!
"It's more itchy to wash!"
"You said that you are mentally retarded and can't stay at home honestly, what are you doing when you run out? When you got out from under your mother, your dad saw it, did he kick you back directly in the air, and scared your dad Brother Niu yelled 'What the hell is this', but if you come out to take revenge on society, Brother Niu kicked your legs and broke them, and still can't stop you from coming to the world?"
"You said that it is not easy for us to live in this world, we can't afford to buy a house, we can't afford to burn gas, we are tired like a dog every day, and we have to think about getting married and having children, and saving some more for him!
"You can't stay at home honestly, it's okay to wet the bed, it's okay to watch the love action drama of the island country, even if you ask the old Wang next door to give your wife a hand in the kitchen, you can go to the bedroom to listen to the sound by yourself, what do you have to do? You just honestly stay with your hundreds of millions of brothers and sisters, can't you stay honestly on tissues......" (To be continued. )