Volume 1 Xiao Yin Yu City Chapter 0100 Waiter, Beauty!
Time, noon, location, a high-end western restaurant, characters, Li Yanyang, Lu Xi, Qiqi.
"Master Qinglong, please take a seat!" Qiqi saw Li Yanyang smile happily and took the initiative to stand up.
Li Yanyang smiled slightly, and sat on the chair pulled out by Qiqi with square steps: "Well, the donor also sits." β
Qiqi giggled, and Lu Xi rolled her eyes: "Monk?"
"Alas!" Li Yanyang sighed and said: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and then I regretted it, I thought I would lose it if I missed it, so I decided to forget about the red dust and spend the rest of my life in the Futu Pagoda with the remnant lamp ancient Buddha, chanting and praying for my beloved, may God bless his believers, may the Buddha bless his sentient beings, may the Nine Heavens Xuannu be able to sympathize with her people, so that my beloved will have no more troubles and a happy life!"
Qiqi was stunned, and so was Lu Xi.
"How many people, what to eat?" the waiter arrived to break the silence.
Only then did Qiqi relax her senses, and she took the list and was about to hand it to Li Yanyang.
Li Yanyang waved his hand: "I'll do it at will." β
"Casually, no request at all?" Kiki wondered.
"Oh, then have two steaks, medium-rare, pepper, don't order durian-flavored pizza, I don't eat it, it's not good to smoke it, the drink is best milk, if you don't have milk tea!" Li Yanyang looked at Qiqi and said casually: "That's all, there are no other requirements." β
.......
Kiki thought it was so casual, and then ordered two more steaks and a pizza and drink according to Lu Xi and her own habits, of course, the favorite durian pizza was not eaten this time, but forget it, who let it be thanked.
"Do monks also eat steak?" the waiter left, and Qiqi looked at Li Yanyang and asked.
"Don't eat it!" Li Yanyang said.
"And what do you order?" Kiki asked with a smile.
Li Yanyang smiled cheaply, looked at Lu Xi and said, "I'm still vulgar!"
Lu Xi: "......."
"Oh, I know, Lu Xi changed his mind, so you're still vulgar, aren't you?"
Li Yanyang nodded with satisfaction: "I have to thank you." β
Kiki smiled: "Okay, then you please!"
Li Yanyang was stunned: "One yard to one yard, this meal is your gratitude to me for saving my life!"
"Then another day, please!" said Kiki.
"Wait until you're done!" Li Yanyang nodded.
"Please, you're done, you're ready!" said Kiki.
"This meal?" Li Yanyang pretended to be surprised.
Kiki nodded, "What's wrong?"
"Just such a Western meal, even if you finish it?" asked Li Yanyang.
Kiki nodded, "Isn't it enough?"
Li Yanyang looked at Qiqi: "Your life is so cheap?"
.......
Kiki's mouth puffed out, and she felt that he was scolding herself for being cheap......
"How many meals will it take?" said Kiki.
"Alas, it's really hard to say, the value of human life is priceless, forget it, just calculate it according to the price of my shot, this number. Li Yanyang stretched out an index finger.
"A thousand?" asked Kiki.
Li Yanyang frowned.
"Ten thousand?"
Li Yanyang shook his head.
"One hundred thousand?" Kiki felt that her heart and liver couldn't stand it anymore.
"Clever!" Li Yanyang nodded with satisfaction.
Kiki was frightened.
"Don't listen to his nonsense, he shot to kill a hundred, and you lost all this meal!" Lu Xi looked at Li Yanyang, who was knocking on the bamboo, and said to Qiqi.
"One hundred ?!!!" Li Yanyang exclaimed in surprise and looked at Lu Xi.
"You think I don't know? It's all high, and there is no such high price in the pedestrian street!" Lu Xi pouted.
"Alas!" Li Yanyang sighed again, raised his head slightly, and said with a deep gaze: "Shibei three days should still be impressive, you and I have been separated for dozens of days, the world has changed, and it has long been the vicissitudes of life, your brother Yang and I are no longer the Ameng of Wuxia in the past!"
Here we go again! This is the common voice of Lu Xi and Qiqi.
"Vicissitudes of life, you big-headed ghost!" Lu Xi scolded, and felt as if he had really been separated for a long time, is this what it feels like not seeing each other for a day?
"Tsk!" Li Yanyang frowned and said, "Do you think I'm still on the pedestrian street now?"
"I didn't see ......." Lu Xi has been there many times, and he really hasn't seen Li Yanyang again.
"I have walked out of the pedestrian street and walked towards the whole of Suzhou and Hangzhou!" Li Yanyang said proudly.
Kiki heard a sense of immediacy out of Asia.
"And then?" Lu Xi asked.
At this time, the steak came up, Li Yanyang tasted it, and then put up a fork and said, "Now, as soon as you make a move, at least this number!"
"Three hundred?" asked Kiki.
Li Yanyang was puzzled, and then saw the three forks of the fork hurriedly put it down, and stretched out a finger: "Just a casual business, a minimum of 100,000!"
"Blow it, you will!" Lu Xi didn't pay attention to Li Yanyang's nonsense at all.
Kiki giggled: "Then aren't all your business done for rich people?
"Of course, if it's all guests like you, I'll starve to death!" Li Yanyang said.
"Yo, what are the big names in that? Introduce us to each other, and get to know you. Kiki said with a smile.
"Hmm....... There is a boss of a group named Lian Tao. Li Yanyang said.
Kiki shook her head: "I haven't heard of it!"
......
Looking at the disbelieving and questioning eyes of the two, Li Yanyang knew that the two of them thought they were talking nonsense, so he raised his eyebrows, looked around and whispered, "Does Qin Miao know?"
"Qin Miao?" the two of them wondered at the same time.
Li Yanyang nodded: "Lotus District Mayor!"
The two nodded.
"I just honored my brother 500,000 yesterday!" Li Yanyang gave a thumbs up.
Hahahaha.......
The two of them were just stunned, and then laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" asked Li Yanyang.
Kiki gave a thumbs up and praised, "Awesome!"
Li Yanyang frowned.
"It's quite fashionable, bragging, you know how to find celebrities, it seems that you know a lot about the facts of Suzhou and Hangzhou!" Lu Xi also said with a smile.
β...... Am I a braggart?" asked Li Yanyang.
Lu Xi nodded: "I didn't find it before, but I can see it now." β
.......
Li Yanyang felt very hurt, and took a bite of the steak fiercely, damn it, if I say that Qin Miao is called his wife, they will not die of laughter?
Thinking of this, Li Yanyang's eyes appeared Qin Miao's figure and face again, and he subconsciously made a comparison with Lu Xi, it was difficult to judge, but the temperament, the stewardess Lu Xi was still worse than the district chief's wife.
Li Yanyang suddenly found that the two of them were no longer talking, and looked up puzzled, only to see that both of them tilted their heads to look at a table in the distance, Li Yanyang also looked over, and saw a woman who had just sat down, she was wearing sunglasses, she couldn't see it really, but Li Yanyang felt that it seemed to be a little familiar.
"Xixi, do you see clearly?" Qiqi retracted her gaze and looked at Lu Xi and asked.
"It seems to be Yang Muhe!" Lu Xi replied.
"yes, I think it's like that! wouldn't it?" Kiki was pleasantly surprised.
"I guess it's not far from the TV station. Lu Xi said.
Kiki gritted her teeth: "Do you dare to go up and ask for an autograph?"
"Wouldn't it be stupid?" Lu Xi asked.
"It's a rare opportunity, it's a pity to miss it!" Kiki said.
"Then you go!"
"There you go!"
"Guess the box!"
"Good!"
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
Li Yanyang looked at the two women who were like children in a daze, speechless for a while, and he also saw clearly, as if it was really Yang Mu.
"You go!" Lu Xi spread out his palms and looked at his best friend who was clenching his small fists.
"There you go!" Kiki said.
"You're in debt!" Lu Xi exclaimed.
"Whoever wins, whoever wins!" Kiki said.
"Why?" Lu Xi asked.
"Let me ask you, is it a good thing to be able to get close to Yang Mu?" asked Qiqi.
Lu Xi nodded.
"So, of course, a good thing is to win to enjoy!" Kiki said of course.
Lu Xi felt dizzy, Li Yanyang smiled and gave Qiqi a thumbs up: "There is the wind of Brother Nai!"
Kiki was stunned for a moment: "What did you say?"
"I said you have your brother's demeanor!" Li Yanyang praised.
"My brother, I don't have a brother!" Kiki was puzzled.
Li Yanyang frowned, and Lu Xi laughed: "Yes, you are as cheap as him!"
Qiqi was confused again when she heard this, but when she looked at Lu Xi and looked at Li Yanyang, she understood that this guy took advantage of herself.
"How can I have you cheap!" Kiki said.
Li Yanyang nodded: "It's okay, I believe you will catch up with me after all!"
Kiki had a black line, and was about to refute, but she raised her eyebrows, and then changed to a smiling little face.
"What are you doing?" Li Yanyang felt panicked when she saw Qiqi's expression.
"You're so cheap, why don't you go!" Kiki laughed.
"I want to sign it?" asked Li Yanyang.
"That's right!" Kiki nodded.
Lu Xi also raised his eyebrows, thinking that Qiqi was too witty, and said kindly: "Yes, yes, don't you know a lot of big people, just make a friendship, maybe it will be done!"
Li Yanyang smiled disdainfully: "Just kidding, looking for someone to ask for an autograph, isn't this a self-deprecating identity!"
"Oh, then sacrifice you to fulfill our two little girls. "Kiki is starting to be coquettish.
"Don't go, you want to do it yourself!" Li Yanyang said.
"But we're sorry!" said Kiki.
Lu Xi also nodded.
"I'm embarrassed, I'm embarrassed?" asked Li Yanyang.
"That's right!"
"yes!"
Kiki and Lu Xi spoke almost at the same time.
"Why?" asked Li Yanyang.
"Because you're cheap!"
The two girlfriends actively tacitly understood, blurted out, and spoke in unison.
Li Yanyang has a black line.
"Do you really want to?" asked Li Yanyang.
The two women nodded obediently.
Li Yanyang smiled slightly and looked at Qiqi: "Okay, if you go over, just tell her to introduce a big person to him, and she will take the initiative to come over." β
.......
The two women didn't speak, but looked at him angrily.
"Go!" Li Yanyang said.
"Can you be serious, I'll beg you!" said Kiki.
Li Yanyang frowned: "You go and tell her that Li Qinglong is here, she will definitely come over respectfully!"
Lu Xi and Qiqi had already given up, too lazy to take care of this neuropathy anymore, and looked at each other.
"The last time, the one who loses!" Lu Xi said.
"Okay, let's lose!" Kiki said.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
This time Lu Xi came out of the stone, and Kiki stretched out his palm.
Li Yanyang looked at Lu Xi and shook his head and sighed: "You are really stupid....."
Lu Xi was annoyed: "You're stupid!"
"If you think about her with your ass, she will make a cloth, and you say that you are not stupid?" Li Yanyang struck.
"Why?" Lu Xi was puzzled.
"Do you think she'll pick up the cloth against you this time?" asked Li Yanyang.
Lu Xi nodded, he thought so, so he came out of the stone.
"So you're stupid!" Li Yanyang said helplessly.
Kiki giggled, Lu Xi thought for a long time, and nodded thoughtfully.
"Okay, willing to gamble and lose, go ahead. Kiki reminded.
"There you go!"
Li Yanyang took a sip of milk and smiled, and the two began to pay each other money again.
Hmm? Why didn't the two of them quarrel? Li Yanyang looked up and found Lu Xi pointing at him.
"Why?"
"I'm your sister!"
"My sister, can you eat it?"
........
"Hey!"
Kiki patted Li Yanyang.
"What are you doing?" asked Li Yanyang.
Qiqi glanced at Lu Xi, smiled ambiguously, and said, "Yang Mu is your Lu Xi's sister's idol, if she really arrives, maybe she is really willing to give you food!"
Li Yanyang's heart was overjoyed: "Really?"
"Don't worry, when it's time for me to help you, if she dares to resist, I'll tie her into zongzi, whether you want to cook it or steam it!"
"A word is a certainty!" Li Yanyang said seriously.
"It's hard to chase a horse!" Kiki has a lot of style.
βwaiterοΌβ
As soon as the words fell, Li Yanyang snapped his fingers.
The two women were stunned for a moment, this guy pretended to be a good one. B, this waiter is very decent, but ....... Could it be that he wants to ask the waiter for help?
"What is the need, sir?"
"Come to two catties of Yang Mu!"