Chapter 052: The Coquettishness of the Literati
Two tables, more than 30 people, everyone eats and drinks, chatting.
Wu Lili proposed: "Let me make a suggestion! Let's describe the next family in an idiom in order of seating, and I'll start first," she said and looked at Gu Yating, and said, "Sink the fish and the goose." ”
Li Fan shook his head: "This idiom is not very good, sinking fish and falling geese, this is obviously suspected of indiscriminate killing of wild animals, too bloody!"
Gu Yating glared at Li Fan with a tense face, and everyone was cheering when they saw this.
Zhang Lei "enjoyed" the idiom "arrogant", too, if he was not arrogant, he would not have made an infinite foul against the jaw-dropping move of the program team in the last episode.
Dong Yuming was a little drunk, and said openly: "Zhang Lei, you were too old that day! Really, to tell the truth, I don't dare!"
Zhang Lei pressed his hand, "Low-key and low-key!"
Zhou Kai, who was at the same table, looked a little embarrassed......
There are also those who are happy to be "arrogant", "shameless", "despicable villain" and so on.
It's the turn to describe Li Fan, Lego gave a more advanced idiom "watch and kill Wei Jue", this time it was Gu Yating's turn to take revenge, she said: "This idiom is not much better, this explanation is that he is too handsome and handsome to death!"
Burst!
A few people who were feasting instantly sprayed rice.
……
Wang Liang suddenly thought of an idiom and said: "The idiom of the plum wife and crane, do you know how I remembered it when I was a child, that is, 'there is no wife and son'." ”
With Mei as his wife and crane as his son, Lin Kui will never marry for life, and he has indeed done it. ”
I don't agree with this, who knows what the specific reason is that he didn't get married and have children, I'm not blaspheming the ancients, he may have all kinds of problems, such as not liking women, or ugly and ugly no one wants to marry, in short, there are various possibilities, and then through his fame and love to plant plums and raise cranes, others help brag or self-decorate, and it has been handed down. Although I am not kind to say this, the truth is that way. ”
Someone answered: "There is also an idiom that chisels the wall and steals the light, which doesn't make sense, you smash a hole in the wall of the neighbor's house, and then borrow the candlelight of others to read the book? Are you stealing the light or are you peeping?"
Burst!
Everyone laughed.
"Besides, if you smash a hole in someone's wall, will they let you smash it?"
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After everyone finished pulling the salted eggs, someone proposed to play an idiom solitaire game, and whoever broke the twist would drink! So a boring game was born.
"Dragon Flying Phoenix Dance!"
"Dancing with Wenmo!"
"Stick to the rules!"
"Rules!"
"Bring to justice!"
"Fa Bu Gui!"
……
Hey, with their level, they can play this round of the game until dawn!
At this time, a waiter came in and asked Jia Yun for an autograph, Jia Yun looked at Li Fan, she pointed to herself a little uncertainly, "Are you sure it's me?"
"Of course!"
"Okay, stop oolong, or you'll be embarrassed. ”
Autographed, took a group photo, and the waiter walked out of the private room, and said in his heart: These cultural people, let's just play such a childish idiom solitaire!
Idiom Solitaire has no beginning or end, Zhang Lei stood up and proposed: "It's too easy to play like this, 1+1, let's double idiom Solitaire!"
And then......
"The demeanor is graceful, if there is a similarity. ”
"Agreed, as we all say, work together. ”
"Calling a brother is inadequate. ”
"My brother and nephew are exhausted. ”
……
It seems too simple.
Zhang Lei proposed again: "Let's play '1234 pick-up', which means using the same word to pick up four idioms, which are in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th positions in the four idioms! It can be homophonic!"
Dong Peng Solitaire: "[Horse to Success] [Ten Thousand Horses Galloping] [Busy Traffic] [Thousands of Horses]." ”
Teacher Xiaoling Solitaire: "[Hearsay] [Preaching and Acceptance] [Calling Brothers and Brothers] [Great Rebellion]." ”
Gu Yating Solitaire: "[Resign to fate] [Listen to all directions] [Bow down to orders] [Confuse the public]." ”
……
It's over, and the game can't stop at the beginning, and for 10 minutes, the wine on the table hasn't been served.
The two waiters and the boss outside the door were stupid, they had seen such a play idiom solitaire, but like these people inside spoke so quickly and reacted so smartly, it was the first time they had encountered it, why didn't these people play a bell?
There is a certain difficulty in idiom 1234 solitaire, these people have turned it into reciting poems according to the textbook, all for ten minutes, no one has dropped the chain, all of them are blurted out, there is no need to think at all!
This kind of performative game directly made a few waiters and bosses outside the door feel ashamed, and sighed that it was a bit cultural and a little interesting.
At this time, Zhou Kai poured himself a drink and said, "Everyone, let's change the game!"
"If you don't change it, I don't believe that you can't tell the difference!"
"Hey, I won't accept you, everyone here will not accept anyone except Li Fan!"
Well, this boring game went on like this, and these guys were still having a good time, and they all rolled up their arms and sleeves one by one, and they all caught up with the punch.
Li Fan quietly stepped aside, thinking to himself that you are too boring, with your vocabulary reserves, you can handle it with more difficulty?
Teacher Xiaoling also shook her head and withdrew, Gu Yating was still holding on, and she seemed very excited.
So, a group of people over there played boring idiom solitaire, and here, everyone began to talk about the past and the present.
Zhang Lei said while sandwiching peanuts: "It's all said, the current society is an era of fighting dad and looking at faces, superficial, how can it be, in fact, we are good now, in ancient times it was much more serious than now!
Li Fan put down the chopsticks in his hand and said: "In fact, the aesthetic concepts of each period are different, for example, there are clouds in the Book of Songs: there is a beautiful person, huge and rolled. You will know what the standard is by listening to this word......"
The fat waiter who came into the house to add tea was beautiful, and he dared to love that he was also a beauty at that time, and sighed that he was born at the wrong time!
Zhang Lei also said: "The Tang Dynasty also regarded fat as beauty, and after the Song Dynasty, everyone preferred the 'Lin Daiyu' type, so beauty is a product of historical stages, and each historical period has its own unique standards......"
Li Fan said: "In ancient times, 'beauty' was a great benefit, like Pan An, 'driving' out on the street, many women threw fruits into his 'trunk'. ”
Wang Liang smiled: "What kind of apples, potatoes and tomatoes are." ”
Li Fan hurriedly corrected: "The apples at that time were not the same as now, they were cotton apples at that time, and what we eat now is the ones that were introduced later." As for potatoes and tomatoes, they were not at that time, and potatoes were introduced to China by Chen Zhenlong, a businessman who did business in the Philippines, and after being successfully planted by Governor Jin Xuezeng, he contributed them to the emperor. As for tomatoes, this one is too late, and it was only introduced into the country as an edible variety in the middle of the late Qing Dynasty!"
Zhang Lei continued: "The selection of champions in the Tang and Song dynasties is the four major criteria of 'body, speech, and writing', and the first is appearance, so many of the champions in the Tang and Song dynasties are tall and handsome guys, such as Wen Tianxiang, everyone knows that he is a patriotic poet, but he is also a rich and handsome ......."
Li Fan: "In the Wei and Jin dynasties, 'looking at faces' was especially obvious......"
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When everyone was talking, Meng Meng said: "Then Li Fan, if you travel to the Wei and Jin dynasties, wouldn't you be developed?"
Li Fan shook his head again and again: "Traveling to the Wei and Jin Dynasties? At that time, bathing was a big problem, some people rubbed with stones, and there was a ...... of 'lice'."
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The staff and owner of the restaurant outside the box door were listening carefully, and everyone was obviously attracted by the chatter inside.
After a while, the waiter brought two more plates of signature dishes.
"Little girl, we didn't order these two dishes?"
"The boss said, this is an extra gift from our store to everyone, everyone use it slowly!"