Chapter Forty-Four: Flesh and Flesh
Zhang Lang walked into the classroom, and after a while, Chen Yun walked in, which made the animals in the class have some infinite reverie, and at the same time, they unanimously determined that Zhang Lang was a shameless beast to the limit.
Zhang Lang looked at the murderous eyes of the boys in the class, and also felt helpless, why are the boys' imagination so rich now? Although my brother chased him out and went to find a beautiful teacher, my brother didn't find it at all, okay? Can you not look at me with that helpless look.
Zhang Lang touched his nose helplessly, and made up his mind not to pay attention to these people, and walked to his place and sat down.
Chen Yun didn't ask Zhang Lang to move the military training uniform in the end, after all, he had been misunderstood by the classmates in the class, although he and Zhang Lang really didn't have anything, but they always had to avoid suspicion, didn't they?
After Chen Yun left, the class became lively, after all, almost everyone who had just entered college had left their parents and came to a new environment, so in the face of new classmates, they also needed to contact their feelings, in short, these students of the Department of Economics and Trade sat together in groups for one reason or another, and the two most obvious places were where Zhang Lang and Ye Chengcheng were sitting.
Ye Chengcheng is a big beauty, although her relationship with Zhang Lang is a little unclear, and there is a large light bulb like Derpy by her side, but this does not prevent some people who feel good about themselves from coming to talk, and they all uphold a principle in their hearts, that is, "As long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner of the wall that cannot be dug down." And they felt that the relationship between Ye Tingcheng and Zhang Lang was very likely to be made up by Zhang Lang, because they didn't want to believe it in their hearts. A big beauty like Ye Chengcheng will fall in love with Zhang Lang, a turtle. Ye Chengcheng was originally the kind of calm and easy-going character, although he knew that these people were here to talk, but it was not easy to refuse them, so he had to deal with them with a smile one by one, so after a while, a lot of people often gathered around him, of course, most of them were men.
The position where Zhang Lang is sitting here is obviously in stark contrast to Ye Chengcheng, because there is no one around the place where he is, don't look at these people who have just come to college from high school, but they are not the kind of nerds who die studying, Zhang Lang offended Wu Zhiqi this morning, with the means of Wu Dagongzi, it is impossible not to make some small stumbling blocks for Zhang Lang on campus, at this time, if you get close to Zhang Lang again, if you are affected by the pond fish, there will really be no place to cry, of course, this is not the main reason, the main reason is because Zhang Lang, who looks like a soil turtle who can no longer be soiled, actually has an inexplicable relationship with Ye Tingcheng's big beauty and the beautiful counselor Chen Yun at the same time, those men want to snub Zhang Lang out of jealousy, and the girls in the class unanimously think that Zhang Lang is a scumbag who can't do it, so they don't want to deal with Zhang Lang.
Zhang Lang is so smart, he naturally knows the careful thinking of these people, and Zhang Lang is happy to see that no one cares about him. Just when Zhang Lang was about to lie on the table to sleep, he didn't know where to suddenly roll a meat ball, and at this time, Zhang Lang instantly refreshed the new height of the fat man he knew.
"Hey, your name is Zhang Lang, right? Introduce yourself, my name is Tu Rourou" The fat man smiled and arched Zhang Lang's shoulders.
Zhang Lang looked at this "big breasts and fat buttocks", wearing an oversized T-shirt, sweating fat man, I don't know how, suddenly an evil idea rose, he very much wants this fat man to sell to the demon country, he feels that he doesn't even need to enlarge breasts and buttocks, just need to suck a fat man, and then do a sex reassignment surgery or something, this product can be sold in Thailand.
Zhang Lang looked at the fat man's handsome face, but it was deformed by fat, and suddenly laughed very obscenely.
The fat man was sitting next to Zhang Lang at this time, and when he saw Zhang Lang not knowing why, he suddenly stared at himself and laughed very evilly, and the fat man instantly felt cold, this is not a fucking double plug, right? I just want to contact him about my feelings, but I don't want to contribute my daisy, okay? Although the master is good-looking, you won't stare at me like this.
"Zhang Lang, Zhang Lang. The fat man tentatively called Zhang Lang twice, and Zhang Lang came back to his senses in an instant when he heard Tu Rourou call himself, "Ah, oh, Tu Rourou, classmate, it's nice to meet you, I don't think I need to introduce myself." Zhang Lang responded with a smile on his face.
Maybe Tu Rourou decided that Zhang Lang's sexual orientation was a little different, so when he saw Zhang Lang's smiling face, he unconsciously felt cold from the bottom of his heart, Zhang Lang saw Tu Rourou looking at him with a scared face, and he couldn't help but have a doubt in his heart, he didn't do anything to him, right? What does he mean by looking at himself with such a scared face? So Zhang Lang asked curiously at Tu Rourou, "What? Meat, do you think I'm terrible?"
"No, no, I think it's okay, classmate Zhang Lang, people like you are worthy of awe, that's why I look at you like that. When Tu Rourou heard Zhang Lang ask him like this, although he was panicked for a moment, he also covered up his true thoughts about Zhang Lang in his heart.
"Oh, how can someone like me be feared? Don't you see that these classmates obviously don't want to deal with me?" Zhang Lang looked at Tu Rourou with a smile and asked, he obviously saw that Tu Rourou did not say what he really thought, but Zhang Lang didn't want to delve into what Tu Rourou was thinking, because Zhang Lang and Tu Rourou had just met after all, if they just asked what they thought in their hearts, it would obviously be very impolite and likely to cause Tu Rourou's disgust, so Zhang Lang also cleverly changed the topic and did not discuss too much on this issue.
"Of course it's worth being in awe!" As soon as Tu Rourou heard Zhang Lang belittle himself like this, he was immediately unhappy in his heart, and his fat face flushed with excitement, and he said to Zhang Lang with foam: "Zhang Lang really doesn't hide it, I admire people like you the most in my life, as for those snobbish people, I don't want to be with them!" The fat man looked at the three students in a group of five with disdain, and said very clearly.
"Then what kind of person am I?" Zhang Lang saw the fat man's tall appearance, and he was also a little curious about the fat man's remarks.
"Of course it's a wind-like merry boy, Brother Lang, what I admire most in my life is a man like you who can hug left and right, this dragon play and two phoenixes are definitely not something that ordinary men can do, Brother Lang, I think this Ye Beauty and Teacher Chen must have their own merits in bed, and there are all kinds of amorous styles, right? Brother Lang, a man like you is simply a model for my generation, no, I am not right to say this, you can no longer be called a man, you are simply a fighter among men! And since I was a child, I have aspired to be a man like Brother Lang. The fat man said to Zhang Lang excitedly, and his eyes looking at Zhang Lang were like looking at a world superstar.
I'm rubbing! What this novel says is really right, sure enough, every great fat man in the world is obscene to the extreme, Zhang Lang looked at Tu Rourou and listened to his remarks, which instantly shocked him into a celestial person.
"You don't understand the suffering. Zhang Lang raised his head forty-five degrees with a deep face, looked up at the ceiling, and said to Tu Rou in a melancholy tone.
"Brother Lang, is there a secret in this that I don't know?" Tu Rourou asked him curiously when he saw Zhang Lang's appearance.
Zhang Lang made a sad expression and sighed deeply, and then this guy and Tu Rourou began to arrange Chen Yun and Ye Chengcheng wantonly, on the other hand, Tu Rourou listened to Zhang Lang's words, the more he listened, the more he listened, the more surprised he became, and at the same time, the worship of Zhang Lang in his heart was also deepening.
So these two lewd men, on this afternoon, began an in-depth academic exchange about human reproduction, and the two of them talked about the romance of the ancient emperor from the island actress, and then exchanged various positions on the bed.
This in-depth exchange really made Zhang Lang feel the erudition and versatility of Tu Rourou, all kinds of new terms that Zhang Lang had never heard of, and it seemed to be commonplace to say it from Tu Rourou's mouth, Tu Rourou also expressed a certain envy and appreciation for Zhang Lang's various rich experiences, and even in the end, when Chen Yun moved the military training uniform to distribute the military training uniform, he did not suppress the enthusiasm of the two people to discuss.
This in-depth academic exchange lasted until the afternoon after school, and Ye Tingcheng took Derpy to find Zhang Lang.
At the time of parting, Tu Rourou said to Zhang Lang with a reluctant face: "Brother Lang, I can meet a person like you in this life, even if I don't live in vain, even if I let me die immediately, it's worth it." ”
Zhang Lang also looked at Tu Rourou with a sincere face and said: "Don't say that, brother meat, there are not many people who can have a temper opposite to me in my life, you can definitely be the best among them, what we discussed just now about which one is good to use, Duras or Aben 0.01, and the result has not been discussed, how can you die casually like this?"
"Brother Lang, you are definitely one of the most admired people in the world, my worship of you is like a surging river, but this is not in vogue now, otherwise I will definitely be with you. ”
Tu Rourou turned his head and glanced at Zhang Lang when he said this, and just happened to see Zhang Lang's eyes, so the two extremely obscene people said in unison: "Burn yellow paper and worship brothers!"
"Okay, Brother Meat, that's all for today! We'll talk about it in detail when we have time. Zhang Lang saw that Ye Tingcheng was already impatient waiting on the side, so he hurriedly said goodbye to Tu Rourou.
"Brother Lang, take care!"
"Take care, Meat Brother!"
After saying to Zhang Lang to take care again, he turned around and left, Zhang Lang looked at the back of Tu Rourou who turned away, but a trace of brilliance flashed in his eyes.