"Stinky Taoist, are you going to kill me?!" Li Chu was stunned, he thought that the Taoist priest was going to threaten him with his life.

The Taoist priest sneered and grabbed his neck, raised his hand and gave him a violent shudder: "What's the matter, it took Lao Tzu to kill you bastard?

"You liar! I haven't met the three above, how could they come to kill me!" Of course, Li Chuyi, the "heaven" in the Taoist priest's mouth, knew what he meant, but he didn't believe that he didn't do anything, and those three would still have the leisure to kill him.

"Squat, squat!"

Throwing Li Chuyi to the ground, the Taoist priest looked at him coldly: "Boy, do you think I will lie to you about this kind of thing?"

Looking at the Taoist priest's face, Li Chuyi's heart suddenly went up and down. Taoist priests often bully him, but rarely lie to him in certain things, especially in this kind of thing. Li Chuyi just suspected that the Taoist priest was going to kill him, whether he admitted it or not, the Taoist priest said that if he didn't help, he would definitely die at the beginning of this matter, but he didn't want to admit it.

Thinking that if he didn't do anything, he would have to be struck by lightning, Li Chuyi was extremely aggrieved, why?

Those who keep to themselves don't give a way to live, why?!

"I'll tell you why!" the Taoist priest stretched out five fingers, "Boy, do you know that there are five kinds of people in the Three Realms who should not exist?"

"I don't know!" Li Chuyi shook his head, it was the first time he had heard that there were people in the world who shouldn't exist, could it be a peerless killing god or something?

"Hmph, forgive me for not knowing!" the Taoist priest snorted coldly, "These five types of people are people who are born to know, people who are immortal in reincarnation, people who are immortal, people who are blessed and victorious, and people who are riddled with misfortune! These five types of people must not appear in the Three Realms, once they appear, the Heavenly Dao of the Three Realms will be wiped out as soon as possible, and these five types of people will never be allowed to grow up, even if they are mortals!"

"Why?" Li Chuyi was puzzled.

"Because these five types of people can't be branded with the reincarnation seal!" the Taoist priest said in a deep voice.

"What do you mean?"

"The reincarnation seal is the imprint engraved by the heavenly Dao rules every time the soul is reincarnated, and if there is a person who has the Tao to the heavens, he can trace everyone's past life according to these imprints, and the deeper the Tao, the farther it can be traced. Originally, these seals had no effect on the people themselves, but the Heavenly Dao of the Three Realms was refined by your master's three bastard brothers, so the reincarnation seal became their means of controlling the Three Realms. Through the reincarnation seal, they can control everyone's misfortune and fortune, ensuring that the creatures in the human realm will not have any impact on their refining of the Yin Yang Buckle. And the five types of people I am talking about are not among them, these five types of people and the Heavenly Dao of the Three Realms cannot be branded with the mark of reincarnation on their souls, so those three bastards naturally cannot control the dynamics of these five types of people. Now, if there is anyone in the Three Realms who can do something to the three bastards, it must be one of these five types of people!"

"So Master, you are one of these five types of people, me too, and so is my master?" Li Chuyi's heart was cold, and when he saw the Taoist priest nodding lightly, his heart immediately turned into an ice lump.

After being stunned for a long time, he looked at Hao Youxiao, who was also looking at him and didn't know what expression to make, and the little fat man didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

These five types of people feel like cows just by hearing their names

It's a mess, but it's a cow

What's the use of forcing it, heaven doesn't allow it!

With a sad face, the little fat man asked, "Master, who are the three generations of our ancestors and grandchildren?" There are so many people in the world, why are we so special?"

"I'm not all your master's ghost!" "Your master looked gloomy, "Your master is the same brother because he has the same root and origin as the master of the three realms, so what they know is also understood by your master, and after escaping into the Three Realms, your master has not left any imprint after several reincarnations, which is exactly the theory of the immortality of reincarnation among the five types of people." ”

The little fat man nodded, he was not surprised by this. The strength of his master himself is no worse than his three senior brothers, but he was defeated by the other party with one enemy and three enemies. And the Three Realms is the world derived from the Yin and Yang Buckle of the Holy Immortal Treasure, and the Yin and Yang Buckle is the magic weapon refined by his ancestor himself, since the ancestor entrusted the Yin and Yang Buckle to the four of them before he died, then he must have told the four of them some secret doorways of the Yin and Yang Buckle, and these outsiders do not know that the four of them must know, so it is not surprising that the master can make himself reincarnate immortal, and it will make people feel strange if he can't do it.

"What about you, Master, what kind of person are you?" the little fat man was very curious.

"I, I'm the first, the one who was born to know. The Taoist priest's face became even more gloomy as if he had eaten a dead fly.

"Wow, Master, you were born knowing everything, so powerful?!" The little fat man's eyes widened, and his little face was full of envy. Compared with reincarnation immortality or Hong Fu Shengtian and the like, this kind of talent that knows everything without using his brain to learn things makes him yearn for it even more.

"What a fart! Lao Tzu is not what you think he is at all!" The Taoist priest's teeth gurgled and gurgled, "Lao Tzu was born to know that your master made it single-handedly, because Lao Tzu is not from here at all! Not the Three Realms, nor the True Realm outside, Lao Tzu is a poor person who was captured from another world!"

"Another world, what do you mean? Not even the Thirty-Six Heavens and the Outer Heavens?" Li Chuyi looked at him puzzled.

"Actually, I haven't figured it out yet!" the Taoist priest sighed, "The place I came from is completely different from here, everything here is a myth and legend in the world I came from, what flies to the sky and what crosses the void, it's not that we can't do it, but the methods are fundamentally different." When I first came here, I was very excited, because the books say that good things happen to people who travel against the sky. But Lao Tzu didn't be happy for a while, and that old bastard of your master found me, and Lao Tzu endured the bloody plot for a while, and his old thing came up and told me to let me fight with the sky! If it weren't for Lao Tzu's lack of knowing anything at the time, Lao Tzu would have to slap that old bastard to death!"

Li Chuyi's face was full of empathy, and he didn't have this idea about Taoist priests. It seems that it is not that he is rebellious, but that the apprentice wants to beat the master has become a tradition in their lineage, and he is just adapting to it.

The master and apprentice who were thinking about how to beat the master in their hearts didn't see Hao Youxiao, who had been silent for a long time, his eyes were a little strange at this time, looking at the Taoist priest and then at the little fat man, and secretly said in his heart What kind of apprentice is what master teaches, none of these masters and apprentices are serious!

"What happened later, Master, did you succeed?" the little fat man's face was full of hope.

The Taoist priest was stunned: "What succeeded?"

"Master, did you beat him?" the little fat man's eyes lit up.

"Beat him, beat him up, I still want to go home, what if I beat him up and can't go home!"

The Taoist priest said depressedly.

"At that time, that old bastard came to me very obscenely, and when he came up, he praised me and said that I was a boy who saved the Three Realms. I'll go to his uncle's, he really thinks Lao Tzu has never seen the world, right, this kind of line Lao Tzu is rotten to hear, when Lao Tzu saw this kind of line when he was reading a book, he deleted it directly, and Lao Tzu never read the routine! But there is no way, Lao Tzu has been tricked by the old bastard, and I can only accompany him to perform under the roof. Originally, I wanted to learn the skills first and then find a way to go home by myself, and before leaving, I patted my ass at the old thing and left a dashing look. But in the end, the higher the ability, the more depressed Lao Tzu became, because I found that the Three Realms were really surrounded by the three bastard brothers of the old thing, like an iron bucket, and Lao Tzu couldn't get out of the world without helping the old thing save the world, let alone go home!"

"And I also found that there are a lot of strange places in this world, some things here, such as the place where I came from such as the feathering and flying of demons and monsters, are recorded, although it is a myth, but it is finally a little connected. However, there is no information here where I came, and according to the various books left to me by the old things, I have studied them all over the thirty-six heavens, but there is no trace of the existence of the place where I came on any day. I don't know if it's because the old stuff doesn't give me all the information or if the world I came from really has nothing to do with it, so I must go out and take a look for myself, and rummage through the Thirty-Six Heavens to find a way home!"

"Then didn't you ask the master? Didn't you get caught by him, he must know!" Li Chuyi said.

The Taoist priest shook his head: "Alas, why didn't you ask, and you don't know it." The only way to break the cage of the Three Realms is to find three people who should not exist, and shake the Heavenly Dao Origin with great divine powers in the Three Realms of Humans, Immortals, and Underworld at the same time, forcing the refining of the Heaven, Immortal, and Underworld Origins to react, and to devour those who should not exist at the same time as those who refine them, so that the Three Realms can be free from the control of the refiners. It's just that five kinds of people who shouldn't exist are so rare, and I haven't seen a few in the long history of the real world outside, let alone here? Your master has been waiting for millions of years and hasn't waited for one, and occasionally he wants to find a similar one to try, but they have all failed, and finally attracted the attention of his three senior brothers, and almost caught him!"

"Because your master ran away, the three angry realms joined forces to cleanse the Three Realms several times, and risked the destruction of the Yin and Yang Buckle to clean the fairy world and the underworld into their absolute control, leaving the human world alone to maintain the reincarnation of the Yin and Yang Buckle, and the imperial history of one hundred thousand years of reincarnation also began. ”

"After a few attempts to let your master know that this matter can't be settled, and people who don't have the right life can't do it at all, so he paid attention to other things and prepared to take the initiative. Desperately fighting for the danger of great damage to the Tao, he desperately broke a gap in the mouth of reincarnation, and before the three paths made up, he used the ancient secret method to shake a trace of the vast heavenly dao in the real world, and hooked a soul that did not belong here, and this unlucky soul is me! What is born to know, it's all bullshit! It's just to stuff the soul of an adult into a seeded placenta, is Lao Tzu a person in his thirties still have to relive the feeling of staying in his mother's womb, is this old thing really a human being!"

It was another scolding that looked up at the sky, he hadn't said these words for a long time, and this time it was like a flood at the beginning, as if he wanted to vent all his grievances for so many years.

At the end, he lowered his head and took a sip of juice, but he frowned and scolded and muttered how it was not wine, and he counted the little fat man who was not a man of this age, and he even drank what children drank, and the little fat man lowered his head and choked speechlessly.

He really wanted to tell the Taoist priest that the jar of juice he had honored in the past was worth a lot, and that he needed two spirit stones for one jar......