My name is Zhang Lang, I am an international thief, but in the modern city, in a sense, I am a sling, but now a very magical thing has happened, I don't know why it changed from a sudden incident of making a big fuss in the restaurant to two women suddenly, in order to rob me began to tear up, the two of them suddenly forced me to make a choice, the two goddesses let me choose one between them, I felt very entangled, and I am a child with a four-year-old girl his father, about twenty years old.

That's right, the current Zhang Lang is probably the most tangled thing in the life of a hooligan, on the one hand, he is a mature and charming royal sister, and on the other hand, he is a police flower who is subdued and tempted, this is really tangled!

Zhang Lang stood in place, his eyes glancing around, not knowing what he was thinking, or if he wanted to catch a glimpse of something to find inspiration to solve the embarrassment in front of him.

"Xiao Langlang, you have to think about it, if you make a wrong choice like this, this~ You made your sister's restaurant look like this, but you have to lose the ticket!"

This is a woman who is as beautiful as a flower, but her wisdom is like a demon, Su Mei only said such a sentence, and directly grabbed Zhang Lang's handle and saw his greedy and lustful character.

As soon as Zhang Lang heard Su Mei's words, his face changed instantly, and his footsteps involuntarily moved in the direction of Su Mei.

Zeng Ran knew that this matter was going to be bad as soon as he saw Zhang Lang's movements, if Su Mei really snatched Zhang Lang away in front of everyone's eyes, then where would he put his face as a sister in the police world? How can I say that I am also a well-known police flower who is a household name.

Hurriedly said to Zhang Lang: "Zhang Lang, come over to me quickly, it's okay, isn't it just a matter of more than 10,000 yuan? ”

"Who told you that it was more than 10,000 things? I am a high-end Western restaurant, the most expensive one in the magic capital, and it is the closest to the small waves of aristocratic life in the West. ”

After listening to Zeng Ran's words, Su Mei hurriedly said to Zeng Ran with contempt when she saw Zhang Lang's moving footsteps.

"What? You, a woman, obviously said more than 10,000 when you called the police, why did you sit on the ground at this time?"

Zeng Ran listened to Su Mei's words, her face changed, and she said to Su Mei angrily, after all, with her current salary of more than 10,000, she can still pay more than 100,000 yuan, although she can afford it, but she can't really smash all the more than 100,000 yuan into it in order to earn such a breath.

"I'll just sit on the ground and start the price, what's the matter, oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, these things are just broken by Xiao Langlang, not counting the money for his meal. ”

Looking at Zeng Ran's angry face, Su Mei's heart was dark for a while, and at the same time, in order to add fire to Zhang Lang, she directly quoted a higher price.

"What? You shameless fox, how can you be shameless?"

Zeng Ran listened to Su Mei's words, and she was angry in her heart, and her years of self-cultivation as a policeman were directly thrown out of the clouds, and she began to scold.

Hearing Zeng Ran's words, Su Mei was also annoyed, her pretty face turned red, and she didn't know if it was because Zeng Ran said that she was angry or ashamed.

At this time, he also put away the feeling of flattery that he deliberately posed, put one hand on his willow waist, and pointed at Zeng Ran with the other and began to scold.

"You Bichi, you still dare to scold me, do you want to scare your face, seduce other people's husbands, you are still reasonable. ”

"Whoever seduces someone's husband, you are just a broken shoe that Zhang Lang has played with. Didn't you hear what Zhang Lang just said? I guess it's his genuine wife, and you're a junior!

"What? You dare to say that I am a junior? The old lady wants to have a figure and a body to be worth a value, where is not better than you, a little policeman? I see, Zhang Lang just wants to have fun, and you will eventually return to me. Bichi!"

"Cut, so what? Are you as young as me? Are you as beautiful as me? All in all, you're an old woman, Sassy Fox!"

"You dare to say that I'm old? Which eye do you see that I'm old, I'm called mature, okay?

"Sao Fox!"

"Bichi!"

……

Then for a long time, the two women who were supposed to fight openly and secretly on Zhang Lang's body directly began to tear apart.

This made Zhang Lang and the surrounding audience look at it with a look of compulsion, who said that beauties must become good friends? Beauty is light on each other This is the law since ancient times, no, these two should be goddess-level characters, but now they are actually poor slings with children for a good time. They started scolding the street like a shrew, which made the rich and successful people who were watching them feel embarrassed.

To be honest, Zhang Lang now looks at the scene in front of him and has a little headache, he thinks that he has also experienced the kind of ruthless person who has experienced strong winds and waves, and is full of resourcefulness, but when he encounters the current situation, he can only say that he is very helpless, what can I do? I don't know!

"Dabi, who are you going to choose? If this continues, these two will really fight, you are right, women are really the most terrifying creatures in the world, there is no one. ”

Just when Zhang Lang felt very helpless, the little Lori on the side suddenly came up quietly, tugged at Zhang Lang's sleeve, and said to him secretly.

"No, girl! Let me tell you, your father and I are also very entangled, this fucking money on the one hand, conscience on the other, what can I do? I'm desperate too!"

Zhang Lang looked at the little fart who came up quietly on the side, and said with a bitter face.

In fact, from this aspect, Zhang Lang is not a very bad and thorough person, because after all, he still considered Zeng Ran's feelings, just now he cheated other girls, if he suddenly switched to Su Mei's account for money now, to be honest, if he did this, Zhang Lang also felt disgusting.

Zhang Lang looked at Xiao Lori with a tangled face, and suddenly his eyes lit up, he thought of a very good way, not only to avoid his own embarrassment, but also to not offend both parties, and it is also very perfect to get out of the current battlefield that can be called a cosmic storm, and can also successfully make Su Mei forget the question about money.

"Ahem~" After thinking of this method, Zhang Lang hurriedly coughed twice, because she felt that if she didn't stop it now, if the two women scolded each other, they would probably start to move. Although Zeng Ran was a policeman, Zhang Lang instinctively felt that this Su Mei was not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Zhang Lang's cough was even more effective than the words of the national leader, and in an instant, the two women stopped scolding each other, and looked at Zhang Lang sideways, and at the same time, the audience also turned their eyes from the two women who tore each other to Zhang Lang.

"Spicy~"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, who is your choice?"

As soon as Zhang Lang wanted to open his mouth to say his thoughts, he was directly interrupted by Zeng Ran and Su Mei, and the two women looked at Zhang Lang and asked the same question in unison, and after asking, they looked at each other, snorted lightly, and turned their heads again.

Zhang Lang didn't know what Su Mei's situation was, every time she appeared, it would always cause disputes between some women, and all of them were women who rented their own villas. I don't know if she did it on purpose, or because of the reason why she had a conflict with these women in the villa.

"Then don't get excited, I think, we have a discussion on this matter, and because this is not my own business, after all, if you two want to be my wife, it still depends on my daughter's opinion. Because her opinion is also more important, after all, we all have to get along and live together in the future, if she is not happy, you let me choose who I can, I can't choose, after all, this is not conducive to the physical and mental development and health of children, right?

Zhang Lang said such a long paragraph in one breath, he suddenly felt as if he had racked his brains to use all the words used in the six years of junior high school and elementary school on this text, and he felt that his speech was at the peak of his speech at this time.

As soon as Zhang Lang said this, not only did the audience on the side be stunned, but even the two women who were torn were also forced, as for the little fart who was designated as the protagonist of the incident on the side, he was also blindfolded, what the hell is going on? Why did you suddenly get me in, dare not be so cheating on the girl!

Don't you dare to kick the ball so smoothly! Didn't we just reconcile a few hours ago, and we started talking about the topic in a heart-to-heart manner? You sold me in the blink of an eye, are you my own father?

The little fart looked at Zhang Lang with a confused face, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, but suddenly he couldn't think of what to say, so he could only open a cute little mouth and stand there blankly, and even the two big black jewel-like eyes suddenly became blank because of the sudden "surprise".

"Girl, you choose well, no matter which of these two sisters you choose, Dad Bi will support you, I believe that they will get along with our father and daughter in the future, and they will get along very well and happily. ”

At this time, the unscrupulous Zhang Lang actually showed a very kind look, looking at the little Lori's eyes full of that kind of encouraging expression, looking at the little Lori who wanted to cry without tears.

"Dadby, I've chosen, my choice is ......" After thinking for a while, Xiao Lori suddenly raised her head and looked at Zhang Lang as she spoke.

But just when everyone and Zeng Ran's two women, and even Zhang Lang were looking forward to Xiao Loli's next choice, Xiao Lori suddenly rolled her eyes and fainted, she fainted.