001. I'm a primary school student
"Little sister, little sister, can I ask you a question. ”
"Okay, but you have to tell the teacher to know, so that you can be polite. ”
Xia He stopped and looked at the students in front of her with a smile, she has been coming to the experimental primary school for a month, and the students are very innocent and cute, especially the child named Lin Feng in front of her, who will pop up strange sentences from time to time, which impresses her the most.
"You know what Sarah means in Korean. Lin Feng tilted his head, and looked at Teacher Xia He with round eyes, like a little milk dog.
"I love you. This sentence appears too frequently in Korean dramas, and Xia He didn't even think about subconsciously replying.
"Me too. ”
Lin Feng motioned for Xia He to bend down, replied softly in her ear, and then kissed her cheek while she was not paying attention, and when Xia He reacted, Lin Feng had already run away with a smile and went to play with other children.
"Am I being teased by a ten-year-old child?" Xia He stepped on his foot angrily, but there was no angry expression on his face, thinking back to Lin Feng's words just now, his heartbeat was still a little faster.
Back in the office, Xia He heard the name Lin Feng from other teachers, he is a man of the year in the third grade group these days, naughty and mischievous, he often speaks dumbly with a crooked stomach, and the parents have sued several times, which is useless.
The Chinese teacher next to him complained there, and just now asked Lin Feng to answer what feelings Li Bai expressed in the quiet night, Lin Feng actually said that Li Bai is a single dog in Jingpiao, and he must be missing his wife.
Xia He snorted, this Lin Feng is really interesting, I don't know where I learned the new words of a single dog, it's quite vivid.
The next one happened to be the math class of the third class, Xia He, as a new teacher, naturally wanted to go to audit, not long after the class, the other students were obediently listening to the class with their little hands, only Lin Feng didn't know if he was crazy, lying on the table and falling asleep.
Xia He quietly woke up Lin Feng and pretended to be angry: "If you don't listen to the lecture again, the teacher won't like you." ”
"But... These things will be in the last life, and they are really boring. Lin Feng sighed, rubbed his eyes, and looked tired.
"That's fine. Xia He thought for a moment and said, "If you listen carefully, will the teacher invite you to eat ice cream?" ”
This is Xia He's only magic weapon to buy students, but he didn't expect it to fail this time, but Lin Feng shook his head and refused: "If I take the first place in the whole grade in this exam, you promise me a request, and I promise that I won't be embarrassed." ”
Xia He was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Lin Feng to say such a thing, then nodded and patted him on the shoulder to let him listen to the class, which was considered to be a promise, not to mention that according to her understanding, Lin Feng's academic performance was just average, this is a key experimental primary school in the city, even if it is only the third grade, it is not easy to take the first grade, and there are many people with perfect scores in double subjects.
If an adult said this, she would never agree, but Lin Feng was just a child, and it was probably just playful.
After Lin Feng was assured, his small body immediately became straight, looking at the blackboard, but there was another thing in his mind.
A week ago, he didn't know how to be reborn when he was ten years old and in the third grade of elementary school, at first he refused, becoming a little Zhengtai is not, looking at his little brother, he didn't even have the ability to do that and simply collapsed.
Wait to calm down, no, it's 08 years, it's the time when housing prices are soaring, if you buy a house in the third ring of the imperial capital at this time, you won't have to do anything in a few years and become a little local tyrant, and it is not a problem to raise third-rate Internet celebrities, and your little brother should grow up at that time.
reacted, and before the buttocks that crossed over were hot, he found his mother who was cooking and said, hurry up and sell our house, take a loan from the bank, and go to the imperial capital to buy a big house to live in, so he shamelessly sold cute.
Mom didn't get used to him, after making sure that Lin Feng was not dreaming, she kicked him in the ass and told him to hurry back to the house to do his homework, don't go crazy here and interfere with her cooking, and afterwards he talked about it to his father, but he didn't take his words seriously.
Lin Feng was so angry, no one listened to what he said, if he wanted to make money, he looked at his small body, and then at the few cents in his piggy bank, and only hated why he didn't remember a few lottery numbers before he was reborn.
No way, he can only obediently carry his schoolbag to school, a few days later, the way to make money quickly has not been expected, but I found that I enjoy the leisurely life of primary school, in his last life he was a workaholic, working overtime all day, although he made a lot of money, but the pressure was great, I don't know how long I haven't really laughed happily.
And now, you can play if you want, sleep when you want, don't need to worry about the progress of the project, and you can also pick up a new beautiful teacher, this kind of day is simply not too cool.
As for studying is impossible, it is impossible to learn in this life, just after listening carefully for a while, Lin Feng felt bored and began to play by himself again, Xia He frowned beside him and did not say anything more.
The head teacher and math teacher had been paying attention to Lin Feng for a long time, and when he saw that the other students were listening carefully, Lin Feng was the only one who kept puffing down below, and couldn't hold back anymore, so he shouted directly: "Lin Feng, stand up for me, what are you doing down there!"
"Report to the teacher, I'm slipping the number. "The rules of the head teacher are very strict, and you have to add the word report to answer questions.
There was a burst of laughter in the class.
"You!" the head teacher slapped the table angrily and shouted, "Who told you to talk to the teacher like that?" ”
"Hey, no, teacher, are you asking me what I'm doing? Lin Feng deliberately pretended to be stupid and replied.
"It's against the sky, your mother just taught you to talk to the teacher, you don't study well, and you won't be a good person when you grow up. The head teacher was completely angry, and no one dared to pant loudly anymore.
"You're not a good person. Lin Feng muttered quietly.
"What are you talking about, be louder!" The head teacher walked down directly from the podium, stood in front of Lin Feng, pointed at him and scolded: "Who went to the Internet café a few days ago and was caught by another class teacher.
When you go to that kind of smoky place at a young age, your parents are not a good thing, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked. ”
Lin Feng stood there and glared at the head teacher angrily, a few days ago he was addicted to the Internet, he didn't have a computer at home, so he could only go to a black Internet café, and he didn't let him get close, but he didn't expect to be so unlucky and directly hit the teacher next door, the problem was that the head teacher said that he would forget it, and he would be involved so often because he was so often involved, why didn't he think he was so annoying before.
"Heh, what kind of eyes, say that you are still not convinced, if you study as well as Wang Shiwen, I will say you, I know that you are naughty all day long, and there will be no future results, you said yourself, I have been sued by several teachers this week. ”
"That's because they were talking too simply, and I wanted to add some atmosphere to the classroom. Lin Feng immediately replied.
"Haha, simple. The head teacher laughed angrily, strode back, knocked on the blackboard and shouted: "Since you said it is simple, then you calculate for me how much 32+568 is equal to this question." ”
The classmates in the class, including Xia He, all looked at him, Lin Feng didn't have stage fright, walked directly to the podium, took the chalk and wrote the number 600, and the whole process took less than three seconds. ”
The head teacher was stunned, the addition and subtraction within 10,000 they learned in this class today, he was teaching the calculation steps when calculating on the podium just now, and the carry of each step must be clearly written, but I didn't expect Lin Feng to omit the calculation steps when he came up, you must know that they have just learned.
The homeroom teacher quickly wrote down another problem on the blackboard, which was more complicated, subtracting three digits.
742-385
This time it was even more exaggerated, at the moment when the head teacher finished writing, Lin Feng reported the answer next to him.
357
The head teacher was speechless in shock, this was a random number he wrote, even he had to calculate it in his heart for a few seconds, but Lin Feng was even faster than him, he didn't believe that a student who was a hanger would suddenly change sex.
He didn't believe in evil, and then wrote a few more math problems on the blackboard, including a mixed operation of trinomial four-digit addition and subtraction, without exception, Lin Feng gave the answer as soon as he finished writing.
Xia He in the audience was also using a pen to calculate, and Lin Feng answered all correctly.
The whole class looked at Lin Feng like a monster, and only the head teacher looked at Lin Feng very unpleasantly, as if in his eyes, he had just done a trivial thing.
Suddenly, the head teacher thought of a good question and asked very confidently: "How much is 1+2+3 and so on to 100?" ”
Aren't you good at calculations, this time I won't write it on the blackboard to see how long you can figure it out.
Xia He frowned, this is no longer within the scope of primary school knowledge, it is obvious that the head teacher is making things difficult for Lin Feng.
And Lin Feng lowered his head and seemed to be really calculating, just when the head teacher thought he couldn't figure it out, Lin Feng spit out a number, "5050."
"No way. The head teacher stared at Lin Feng with wide eyes, "It's impossible to do this problem without multiplication, even if it's a genius, it's impossible to calculate the results one by one in such a short period of time, how did you do it!"
Lin Feng smiled, this question is a very classic number series problem, indeed as the head teacher said, no matter how talented a person is, he will not be able to calculate it in such a short time, but as long as he knows the formula of the number series, the first and last terms are multiplied by the number of terms divided by two, and the result can be obtained in a few seconds.
But would he be so stupid to say it?
"What is multiplication, teacher, it's good to separate it, 1+99 is equal to 100, 2+98 is equal to 100, until 49+51 is equal to one hundred, these are 4900, plus 50 and the remaining hundred, it is 5050, is this question difficult. Lin Feng explained with a blank expression.
Pretending to be stupid is his forte.
The head teacher blushed and couldn't speak for a long time, so he had to let Lin Feng return to his seat first, and let Teacher Xia He watch the self-study, and when the head teacher left, the class suddenly exploded, and the people around him chattered next to Lin Feng and asked non-stop, Xia He wasted a lot of strength to make the class quiet.
Not long after class, a classmate came over and told Lin Feng that the head teacher asked you to go to the office, and your mother came.