Chapter Ninety-Nine: Drag Racing Without a Word
"Don't go, buddy, this is for you!"
Li Mingqiu hurriedly grabbed Jack, how could he let him leave before the restaurant was finished. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Are you going to help me? I think you're going to trick me. "Jack has known Li Mingqiu for a long, long time, and he knows exactly what urine sex this thing is.
"Let's discuss it again, let's discuss it again, let's go back first, it's not good to stay here all the time!"
Stabilize him first, and then make a prelude, and this thing will be fine.
Li Mingqiu thought so...
And Jack didn't think much about it, if he just said that he was leaving, it was just a joke, he came to South Korea but he had something to do, not only Li Mingqiu's restaurant, but also other restaurants waiting for him to "make an unannounced visit".
After a little toughness, he left here with Lee Myung-choo, and then after arriving at the parking lot, Lee Myung-choo led Jack to find Kim Taeyeon and them.
It's just that...
"Jack, you seem to need to check it in... ”
Lee Myung-choo glanced at Kim Taeyeon's car, then at Jack's size, and the corners of his mouth twitched before he said such a sentence.
And Jack is also full of black lines, he forgot to tell Li Mingqiu about the stubble he became fat, with his size, an ordinary family car can't fit him at all.
"Mingqiu Oba, this is the person you picked up?" Lin Yun'er rolled down the window and finally saw Jack's body clearly, but the degree of fat was completely beyond her imagination.
And Kim Taeyeon is also confused, it is no longer within the scope of her understanding to be fat like this, and she is also worried about whether her car will be crushed by this "dun".
The two girls were wearing sunglasses and masks, and Jack couldn't see what they looked like, and he couldn't understand Korean, so he could only ask Li Mingqiu suspiciously, "LEE, what are they talking about?"
"They say you're so handsome!"
"Your friend has such a vision!"
“。。。 ”
Li Mingqiu and the four of them studied for a long time, thinking about how to let Jack sit in.
In the end, I came up with a more reliable method, which is "hard plugging"!
"Jack, you hold your belly by yourself! yes, yes, that's it, and then move your ass in little by little!
"Go !! you"
Li Mingqiu helped Jack get into the car, and in the end, it was really exposed, and Li Mingqiu had no choice but to kick Jack in.
And Kim Taeyeon looked at her car that kept "trembling", her whole heart was about to break, and she was always worried about whether her car would be scrapped like this, but fortunately, her car was still strong, and if it was replaced by Yoona's car, everyone would be in the repair shop.
But even so, Kim Taeyeon still thought sadly in her heart: Baby, mom is sorry for you, let you suffer such a big sin...
Everything was ready, Jack stuffed in, Li Mingqiu also sat in, and said to Lin Yun'er excitedly: "Yun'er!
But Lin Yun'er didn't respond to his words, but suddenly asked: "Oba, this friend of yours has come in, but how to get out in a while... ”
"Click!"
Lin Yun'er's words were like a thunderbolt on the top of Li Mingqiu's head, and he forgot about it!
It is said that it is easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, and now it is the same thing, Li Mingqiu said to Lin Yun'er with a wry smile: "Why didn't you say it just now!"
But who knew that after Lin Yun'er listened to Li Mingqiu's words, she stuck out her tongue mischievously and said embarrassedly: "People... People want to see how Oba stuffs him in~"
“。。。 ”
All of them are gods ... Li Mingqiu has seen it.
"LEE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"Oh, she said you were really handsome. ”
"Your friend is really discerning!!"
“。。。 ”
Although Li Mingqiu was defeated by Lin Yuner's black belly and Jack's innocence, he still has to go home, as for how to get Jack out after he goes back, this needs to be considered...
But just as he was thinking, Jack suddenly said to him, "LEE, WHICH OF THESE TWO LADIES IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?"
And Li Mingqiu had been thinking about how to get Jack out, so he didn't listen carefully to Jack's question, so he replied in a daze: "Both." ”
"WTF!
Jack's shocked expression of facial paralysis directly satisfied Li Mingqiu's vanity, and he felt that it was so cool!
"How is it impossible! Dude, this is called ability!" The fraud has been blown out, and Li Mingqiu has no way back.
And although Jack was shocked at first, he seemed to think of something, looked at Li Mingqiu with disdain and said: "It must have been done with your identity as a rich second generation, cut! Look down on you!"
"! I'm penniless now, and the restaurant is still the co-pilot's money, you know what! We call it true love! True love understands!"
Li Mingqiu is infinitely exaggerating on the basis of facts, making the truth true and false, the false and the false, the true and the false, the true and the false, and the false and the false, so that the other party cannot distinguish between the true and the false, and this is the high-level boasting and malpractice. (The orange that can write this sentence is actually blowing the cheats...) )
Sure enough, after listening to Li Mingqiu's words, Jack couldn't tell whether he was telling the truth or a lie, so he could only believe him for the time being, and said: "Then you are really amazing, I only managed one in so many years... ”
"Do you have a girlfriend?" Li Mingqiu's heart instantly became unbalanced...
"Of course, my girlfriend is called a pretty, and the body is not good! The model understands!" said his girlfriend, Jack's face was full of pride with facial paralysis.
Listening to Jack's words, Li Mingqiu was shocked, not shocked that he had a girlfriend, but shocked by another thing, opened his eyes wide, looked at Jack's figure and said, "But with your size, you are not afraid of crushing her to death when you do what you do?"
"You don't understand this, the posture needs to be unlocked one by one, and we generally don't use the normal bits. ”
"Old driver, drive without a word. ”
"It's far worse than you, you're racing without saying a word. ”
Speaking of this, the two looked at each other, and then laughed "hey, hey, hey" (Jack's facial paralyzed smile), which only the old driver could understand.
"What are you talking about?"
Because Lee Myung-seoo and Jack have been communicating in French, Kim Taeyeon didn't understand a word, but they laughed so obscenely, Kim Taeyeon was still a little unhappy.
"It's nothing, we're complimenting you on your beauty!"
"I believe your nonsense, you can't say anything good!"
Hearing Kim Taeyeon say this, Lee Myung-choo didn't reply, but instead glanced at Jack pitifully, and thought: Brother, I suddenly feel that your IQ is really worrying...