182. Eggs smashed
He suddenly reached over, lifted my chin, and said with some displeasure, "So, you're stupid." ”
...... "What, it still hurts me so much, I turned my head away from his hand." I'm really a little angry now, other people's boyfriends are holding their girlfriends in the palm of their hands all day long.
Although I am also an old husband and wife, I am also a woman, and I also want to hear him praise me.
I heard him sigh, and then my head was hugged, "If I had known that you would have carried me back by then......"
The bell in the living room rang suddenly, interrupting what Qin Jianghao wanted to say later, four o'clock.
How, how? Say, what will you do? I leaned on his waist, and my heart was dying.
"It's not early, go back to sleep. But he went on no further.
"...... what, hanging people's appetite, I raised my head and glared at the clock with resentment, and cursed it in my heart, "Break the clock, sooner or later, the old lady will dismantle you and sell scrap iron."
I went back to bed and continued to lie down, and then I slept directly in the sun.
Qin Jianghao didn't know what to do when he went out, but unexpectedly Zhang Fukai's follower stayed at home. Seeing that I was looking around, I thought I was looking for Qin Jianghao, so he said cheaply: "He went to find his little "qingren", don't look for it, oh, what is his little "qingren" called, maur...... Oh yes, maureen!"
I gave him a blank look with an idiot look, ignored him, found my headphones in a corner of the couch, and went upstairs.
Not long after, Qin Jianghao sent me a message, saying that he would not come back until the day after tomorrow on a business trip to other cities.
I replied to him, then nibbled on a loaf of bread and went to the studio to paint.
The next afternoon, I packed my small suitcase and went downstairs.
I just woke up from a sleep, and Zhang Fukai, who went downstairs not long ago, saw the suitcase in my hand. He was stunned and said: "I was joking with you yesterday, he has something to do for a while, not to find that maureen, girl, don't be impulsive, what is the matter with the husband and wife, the bedside is making trouble and the end of the bed is reconciled." ”
I didn't say anything, but I thought it was funny that he was nervous, so I didn't explain to him, picked up my luggage and continued to walk to the door.
Zhang Fukai hurriedly ran to the door to stop me, "Don't be impulsive first, I'll call him and ask him to come back quickly." "I said that you women, impulsiveness is the devil, you don't ask anything clearly, you like to think blindly all day long." I don't understand how hard it is for men to work outside. ”
I saw that he really took out the phone and was about to call Qin Jianghao, so I was so frightened that I hurriedly stopped him, "Who is going to run away from home?"
Zhang Fukai was stunned, and then said, "You're not running away from home, so why are you dragging a suitcase when you have nothing to do?"
"Who said I'm fine? I'm going to Suzhou tomorrow to sign sales, because it's too far, I'll leave early, so I want to go to S City in advance, so I can set off with my colleagues. ”
......When he heard this, his face darkened, and then he turned and lay down on the sofa, as if nothing had happened, and ignored me.
I didn't bother to bother with him, so I pulled my suitcase and closed the door and left. When I got in the car, I sent a message to Qin Jianghao. He hasn't replied to me, probably busy.
I haven't been to S City for a long time and it feels a little strange.,Even if I've been here occasionally.,But a lot of streets.,I still can't tell the lot in the southeast and northwest.,But fortunately, there's a super humanized thing like Baidu Map.,So even if I sit for more than one stop.,I can still drag my suitcase back to find the studio.。
That night, everyone went to rub a meal of mandarin duck hot pot together, wishing that tomorrow's signing was overcrowded and there was no one left.
Early the next morning, we set an alarm clock and got up early to dress up, and one by one we got into the car like the bride to be married, and the boss Fei also personally sent us on the plane. After a two-hour voyage, we will arrive in Suzhou, Jiangsu. The famous hometown of fish and rice, the hometown of champions, and the ancient city of history and culture.
Not long after I arrived at the hotel to rest, I saw Qin Jianghao's reply message and asked if I had arrived.
I replied to him, "Just arrived." Then I looked at the time he messaged me, exactly two hours ago, exactly one minute after I turned off my phone.
The so-called misguided miss is a situation like this.
Let's make an assumption, if I didn't come here on a business trip to sign sales, but really ran away from home as Zhang Fukai said, then he called to keep me, and didn't he just miss it?
I was thinking about my own blood, and I felt sorry for it, when Lu Lu suddenly walked over, knocked me on the shoulder and asked, "What are you thinking? Look at the nymphomaniac you are smiling." ”
"What do you say, why am I smiling like a nymphomaniac?"
"Alright, whatever you smile at, please take your heart, it's time for us to go. ”
The signing place is in the xx bureau, and the signing time is twelve o'clock at noon, so before that, fans have to go to the officially designated booth to buy books or peripheral posters of their favorite authors, and at twelve o'clock they come to line up to find their favorite authors to sign autographs.
So before twelve o'clock, we all sat in the lounge to drink water, drink water, eat fruits, and make up makeup, in short, we should do a good job of brightening the external image of bolinbolin when we go out.
There was an author who came out with us for the first time to sign the book, and he was as nervous as I was when I did the first time I did the signing, and Sakura Xiaoyu was doing ideological work for him.
"Accept it, don't be afraid, take a deep breath, you must know that there are little angels who covet your beauty outside, they will just keep staring at your little flower-like face, they will not look elsewhere, don't be nervous!"
It's a boy, and because he's good-looking and the youngest of us, everyone calls him acceptable.
I was drinking water, and when I heard her words, I almost didn't squirt out, what kind of comforting person is this, it's obviously to suppress the morale of others.
"Alright, it's almost time, you can go out and get ready. "The official recruited temporary assistant came in to inform us.
As I unscrewed the cap and passed by, I told him what I had done to relieve stress, "Don't look them in the eye and just keep smiling." ”
He was stunned, then caught up with me and said, "Sister Baked Cake, thank you." ”
"Poof" A mouthful of old blood spurted out five feet away.
I think I'm hurting myself.
Each went to their own signing position and sat down, the one who received it sat next to me, I was very sad in my heart, secretly blaming myself for being cheap just now, why should I teach this broken boy my exclusive secrets?
I'm afraid that he will suddenly pop up a sentence of Sister Baked Cake later, and from then on, the popular cartoonist Big Baked Cake will be called Sister Baked Cake every day, which will let Qin Jianghao know that I have such a nickname, and I must not be disgusted to death.
If Zhang Fukai, who is cheap-mouthed, knows about it, he will definitely make fun of me with this name every day.
"You, hello, I like your "The Color of the Alluring City, It's Not Beautiful You" very much, please help me sign and paint a Q version avatar of Wei Shenxu, okay?" said a small fan who handed me the comic book I published.
"Okay. I smiled and took the book from her, then signed my pen name and drew a Q version of the boy's head next to it.
Wei Shenxu is the male pig's foot in my book.
After signing and handing it to the little fan, she took two photos of me with her mobile phone, and then left with a red face. The next little fan came over, probably hearing the girl's request before, and repeated it.
Next to me, there was a bit of excitement in the signing position, because a little fan asked him strangely, "Blue Demon, are you a boy or a girl?"
The Blue Demon is a pen name that is accepted.
Shoushou looked up at the little girl in front of him, his face turned red, he was embarrassed, and he was nervous and jumped out: "I like men." ”
As soon as this remark came out, the front row was stunned, and I was a little confused, did he mean to say that his sexual orientation was male, or was he explaining that I like men, so I am female?
It doesn't feel like a good explanation, right?
But one thing I am sure of is that he is really a man, although I haven't seen him with my own eyes to make sure, but when we bought a ticket together, I saw that the gender column on his ID card was indeed a man.
Just as I turned my head to look at him and couldn't help laughing, I suddenly felt a pain in the top of my head, and then something fell off my head, and together with some liquid, a fishy smell instantly penetrated into my nose.
The others reacted faster than me, and the scene was already chaotic, and I realized that I had been smashed with an egg.
Oh, I'm not the heinous criminal of ancient times who is being dragged out to parade the streets, or the girl who came out of the red apricot is about to be invaded into the pig cage, why was the egg smashed?
"Pop" another egg smashed on my body, I just wiped off an egg yolk that flowed to my face, and again, this is really unkind.
I looked up, looked at the little girl in front of me, kept a graceful smile, and asked, "Girl, dare to ask us what kind of grudges and grudges?"
"Hmph, shameless vixen, snatching my cousin's boyfriend, and making a big baked cake, I think you should be big" saohuo. The girl pointed at my nose very excitedly and scolded, if it weren't for my little assistant to stop me, I am afraid she would have jumped over the table and pulled my hair and scratched my face.
...... "I thought it was a plot in my book that made her unhappy that she did this to me, but it turned out that it wasn't."
That...... The old lady still put up with him as a chicken feather and cared about the idol image of the fart.