Chapter Thirty-Eight: A Little Lesson
What does urine taste like?
When I peed when I was a child, I splashed on my hands, and I licked it curiously, salty.
But what does a glass of urine taste like?
It's hard to put into words.
Yan Jiucheng heard Gu Miqing's toast outside, and he knew that this was Gu Miqing's dismount. Holding the warm urine in his hand, this bubble of urine is quite a lot, and I don't know how much to drink to make the weapon in my stomach excrete.
The bathroom door opened, and Yan Jiucheng raised the cup in his hand with a smile.
Gu Miqing, Lao Hang, and Xuan Lin looked over, and saw that Yan Jiucheng completely lost the tangled emotions when he just entered the bathroom, but smiled, his face was bright, as if he had a glass of wine in his hand, not a soak of urine.
"Yan Jiucheng is ......" The old man said to his mouth, and he didn't know how to describe it, so he didn't say it anymore, but he looked at Yan Jiucheng with great admiration, watched him raise his glass, raised his head and took a sip of urine, and then pushed the wine glass down, and drank not a drop left.
He reached out and wiped the corners of his mouth, grinning.
Yan Jiucheng, once he has made up his mind about something, he is no longer afraid. This is true for lion fighting, and even more so for drinking urine.
Gu Miqing's eyelashes trembled.
Yan Jiucheng took the cup in his hand, walked over to Gu Miqing, put the cup in her hand with a click, and raised his eyebrows proudly.
"There's a kind of you!" the old hanger gave a thumbs up.
Yan Jiucheng slapped his thigh and sat down, picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and threw it in his mouth, from drinking it to sitting down, he didn't frown at all.
There was still a drop or two of yellow urine left on the rim of the cup, glistening in the light.
Yan Jiucheng turned his head to look at Gu Miqing, and replied to Lao Hang's words, which he also said to Gu Miqing: "Isn't it just drinking urine?
Gu Mi smiled lightly, met his gaze and nodded affirmatively: "It's really nothing." โ
Yan Jiucheng touched his stomach, and after throwing a piece of meat into his mouth, he felt that something was wrong, didn't he say that drinking urine stimulated the drug and excreted it? Why didn't there be any reaction?
"Eat this. Gu Miqing took out a piece of chewing gum from his pocket and handed it to Yan Jiucheng.
"Yo, what's the matter, our experienced instructor Gu can't even smell the smell of urine?" Yan Jiucheng stretched out his voice, sighed in the direction of Gu Miqing, and laughed evilly.
Gu Miqing glanced at Yan Jiucheng out of the corner of her eyes, and her sister looked at the gaze of her childish younger brother of a primary school student.
Yan Jiucheng threw the chewing gum into his mouth, and in the face of this gaze, he cast an unconvinced gaze and said, "Tsk, I can understand, woman." โ
Gu Miqing looked at Yan Jiucheng with his hands on his chest, and there was something in his smile.
It's also strange to say, as soon as he ate this chewing gum, Yan Jiucheng actually immediately had a stool, and the stool was so menacing that he could hardly control himself, just now he smugly laughed at Gu Miqing, and the next second he even crawled towards the bathroom, and as soon as he entered the bathroom, he took off his pants and sat on the toilet before he even had time to close the door.
That's called a flying stream that goes straight down to 3,000 feet, soaring through the clouds and fog for nine days, and it's very happy.
Yes......
Yan Jiucheng made a cheerful and comfortable sound.
Vaguely, he felt something slip out from underneath and, needless to say, the weapon came out.
Gu Miqing stood up, walked to the door of the bathroom, and looked at Yan Jiucheng, who was sitting on the tuba and in the clouds.
It's a little embarrassing to let a beautiful woman stare at herself and for the first time.
Yan Jiucheng embarrassedly squeezed out a polite smile and pointed to the door: "Uh...... I'm handsome, but please close the door. โ
Gu Miqing took out another piece of chewing gum from his pocket and handed it to him: "Eat it, repair your stomach." โ
Yan Jiucheng realized something, he took the gum, and his face changed: "Is it that drinking urine can't make me defecate, and this chewing gum is the medicine that makes me defecate?"
"Of course. โ
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Yan Jiucheng's eyes widened, looking at Gu Miqing, who said 'of course' lightly, and his anger came up, and said, "You trick me?!You let me drink urine, you ...... โ
"That's right, I'm just playing you, do you remember this lesson?" Gu Miqing just looked at Yan Jiucheng like this, and took the attitude of an instructor: "I asked you to drink urine, to tell you the consequences of not memorizing all the weapons, today you are lucky, just eat urine, if you go to this battlefield without gunpowder smoke but full of bones, you will not eat urine." โ
As she spoke, she walked towards Lao Hang and Xuan Lin, took the chopsticks that were still in use from Xuan Lin's hand, and folded one of them, and there was actually a small black electromagnetic thing hidden in this chopstick.
"This is a bugging, a device commonly used in country S. Gu Miqing threw this thing into Xuanlin's bowl.
Went around to Lao Hang's side, stretched out his hand and rubbed it on the tablecloth, rubbed out a transparent film as big as a fingernail, picked it up and threw it into the fish soup in front of him, and the transparent film melted and disappeared.
"Don't drink fish soup, it's poisonous. โ
Lao Hang and Xuan Lin looked at each other and froze.
"This, bugging, this, anesthetics, this, shooting footage. Gu Miqing circled around the table, only to see that one weapon after another was touched by her from various places, and there were more than thirty pieces.
Lao Hang took a tube for drinking, he looked through the hole, and sure enough, the hole was blocked.
"Tear gas, with an effective range of 0.5 meters, can be fired by pinching five centimeters in the upper left corner, and this gas can get you out of danger for a short time when you are in trouble. Gu Miqing pointed to the end of the straw.
"What is this? Isn't this a biscuit?" Xuan Lin took a biscuit that Gu Miqing took out of the snack box, looked at it and sniffed it, he broke it and didn't find anything else.
"This is an old thing, it is used in all countries, we call this cookie Auntie. โ
"Auntie?" Xuan Lin was stunned.
"Yes, Aunt Jemima. Gu Miqing nodded affirmatively and pointed to the pile of biscuits that had been broken by Xuanlin and explained: "Although it is an old thing, it is very easy to use, although all countries have made some improvements, but they are generally the same." In 1942, Lovell's engineers developed the old thing for the first time, the new spirit*. That year, DuPont produced 15 tons of this explosive, which he named "Aunt Jemima." โ
The famous Aunt Jemima is a weapon that everyone who engages in espionage or counter-espionage knows, just like if you play with a computer, you absolutely know what a network virus is. But what seems to be such an ordinary thing in this circle is unheard of for Lao Hang and Xuanlin.
"Aunt Jemima is indistinguishable from real wheat flour in shape and texture, and it is safe to bake into biscuits, just a little harder in texture. Gu Miqing sat down and said approvingly: "It's really good to be able to use a weapon that is still very versatile today, it can pass the inspection like ordinary flour, and it will only be found under a microscope." โ
This means that if you have flour like Aunt Jemima, it will be much easier to make a pop. After all, this flour can pass through the security check, and even if it is found, no one else will know the danger of the biscuit: it needs to be added with a special fuse to explode.
"It's hard to make, isn't it?" Old Hang couldn't look at the biscuits anymore, knowing that he had just eaten two more pieces.
Of course, it also has disadvantages, although it is as strong as it was back then, but for today's buildings, the explosion is not very strong, and it can only be regarded as a small bomb. Gu Miqing picked up a biscuit, Yan Jiucheng walked out of the bathroom, and his eyes also fell on the biscuit.
"After so many years of improvement, Aunt Jemima is becoming more and more suitable for use in our country, and this flour is getting closer and closer to the gray wheat flour in our country in terms of appearance and taste. Let's just say that this weapon was designed in 1942 and has been designed for use on our soil since the beginning, and it still is today. โ
Gu Miqing said, throwing the biscuits into the basket in disgust.
It seems that this weapon is a weapon designed by other countries specifically to create chaos in our country.
"It's dangerous, and if you get a bunch of them on the subway and blow them up, it's a bad thing. When Lao Hang heard this, a sense of fear arose.
"When we are vegetarians, Aunt Jemima can't even prevent it?" Gu Miqing asked rhetorically, sneering.
The vegetarian trio, who didn't know what Aunt Jemima was, silently didn't dare to answer.
"Give you seven days to memorize all the weapons, especially spy weapons, and also basically master a few weapons that you carry with you, this is the task I have given you, and it is also the ultimate goal of us to eat, live and sleep together for these seven days, and next, I will train you systematically. โ
Gu Miqing said, stood up, and walked towards the bed, she waved her hand: "Come to sleep after eating, give you seven hours of sleep, cherish it, this is the last complete sleep after you joined us." โ
At this time, Yan Jiucheng and the three of them didn't know the meaning of Gu Miqing's words, they just buried their heads in eating, curiously and carefully playing with some weapons, and the magic of various weapons made the three of them have a sense of happiness that opened their eyes.
"Say, how much does it cost to make these things?" the old man sighed.
"Money is secondary, this high-tech is amazing. Xuan Lin picked up an apple and looked left and right: "How do I feel that the world I live in is full of dangers, and I don't know that there are spies among the people I know." โ
And Yan Jiucheng burped, and the smell of urine came up, and then he buried his head in eating violently" "Eat first, eat and drink enough to sleep, and then study the matter of weapons. โ
Gu Mi cleared the big door and walked to the bathroom, and after a while, there was a sound of sprinkling water in the bathroom.
The sound made the three of them stop chewing at the same time.
"At night, she sleeps next to us?" the old hanger still seemed to be in disbelief.
Although there are four beds, the four beds are close together, as if sleeping on a bunk.
"Well, she said she would sleep next to me. Yan Jiucheng blinked and smiled, threw a piece of mutton into his mouth, and before he could swallow it, he threw another piece of mutton into his mouth.
"You eat slowly, be careful of choking. Xuan Lin handed over a glass of water.
"People and beauties sleep next to me at night, I eat more mutton, mutton nourishes the kidneys. Yan Jiucheng laughed evilly, frowned, and learned that the woman made a strange sound.
Well......
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