Chapter 542: Scared to pee
At this time, Li Qingyun had already appeared on the water, and when he heard Shuangxi calling for help in the distance, he was stunned for a moment, could it be that there was another water monkey in this water? During the same estrus period, a male otter has the ability to mate with seven or eight female otters, and it is typical of polygamy, and it is possible for another female otter to emerge.
Although Li Qingyun hated the people of Double Happiness, after all, it was a village, and Li Qingyun would not die without help, so he took a deep breath and quickly swam towards Double Happiness to see what Double Happiness was all about.
The other villagers who went into the water were so frightened when they saw Shuangxi screaming and drowning, and they didn't dare to swim forward with each other's courage, let alone save Shuangxi. The legend of the water monkey is too terrifying, and going into the water is already the limit of their guts, where do they dare to really get to the water monkey?
And the people on the riverbank also heard Shuangxi's cry for help, and they all panicked, shouting, and trying to save Shuangxi.
Li Yuncong, who was maintained on the shore, was unwilling to help him because of Shuangxi's deliberate provocation, but on the one hand, due to the affection of the villagers in the village and the needs of his own work, on the other hand, Yang Yunu also signaled Li Yuncong to help, so he reluctantly took the police from the police station into the water with a gun to try to save Shuangxi. But the police are also human, and they are also afraid of water monkeys, grinding and undressing by the river.
At this time, Shuangxi barely showed a head from the water, and sank down from time to time, every time he floated up, he would cry out for help in horror, and the kind villagers did not see the excitement, although everyone was a little afraid of the water monkeys, but when there were more people in the water, they dared to be brave and slowly approached Shuangxi.
At this time, Li Qingyun had already swam towards Double Happiness, like a white strip in the waves. Blazing fast. Some of the villagers had sharp eyes, saw Li Qingyun, pointed to Li Qingyun, who was swimming not far behind Shuangxi, and shouted in surprise: "Alas, you see, isn't that Fuwa? ”
Everyone is looking at it at this time. Sure enough, it was Xiwa, Yang Yunu was even more anxious when he heard that Li Qingyun had gone to save people, and he couldn't wait to jump down to help Li Qingyun, but he had no choice but to hold up a big belly and hurriedly urge Li Yuncong to hurry into the water.
Li Yuncong is not convinced by anyone on weekdays, but he has nothing to say to Li Qingyun, it is a lesson from fists and candy, and the relationship is iron. At this time, I saw Li Qingyun going to save people. Afraid that he was in danger, he didn't say a word, pounced, and jumped into the water.
Most of the tourists who watched the excitement on the shore did not understand the reason for this competition, and saw the villagers jumping into the water to save people regardless of the danger to their lives. I think of the negative news I saw in the city. I can't help but sigh at this time. Full of positive energy, they all took out their mobile phones almost at the same time to take pictures of this touching scene.
"Double happiness, don't worry, Fuwa saved you in the past, don't worry. Hold on a little longer. The villagers shouted out Double Happiness, hoping that Double Happiness would calm down.
As everyone knows, Shuangxi heard the shouts of the villagers, and became even more nervous, his hands and legs kept fluttering in the water, and his mouth was even more gurgling to drink. Joke. The main culprit of today's water competition is himself, and he is in trouble, and Li Qingyun is not bad if he does not fall into the well, so how can he go into the water to save himself? Shuangxi does not believe the words of the villagers at all.
But the more Shuangxi struggled, the worse the drowning situation became, the legs stiffened and hurt, and the fear became stronger. At this time, Shuangxi was in despair, but the last thought in his head was, what do I fucking do to compete with Li Qingyun, but now it's good, I didn't pit Li Qingyun to death, but instead stole chickens and rice, and it was possible that he would be eaten by the water monkeys.
"If God could give me another chance, I wouldn't be the best bird. Before Shuangxi could look up to the sky and sigh, he heard something around him pull him and swim towards the water. However, he thought it was a water monkey jumping up from the bottom of the water, so he screamed in fright, rolled his eyes, and almost choked to death in the water.
"What a man, I'm as timid as a mouse. Do you think the water monkey grabbed your leg, do you still have a chance to shout for help?" Li Qingyun grabbed Shuangxi and reprimanded as he swam up the water.
"Is it Li Qingyun? Is he really here to save me?" Shuangxi was ashamed and angry, but more than that, he was glad, listening to Li Qingyun's meaning, it seemed that it was not the water monkey that harmed him? He didn't react in his mind for a while, and he didn't know what was going on.
Double Happiness is still struggling, Li Qingyun wants to hold Double Happiness, but he can't pull it at all, but he keeps letting himself fall. The angry Li Qingyun slapped Shuangxi's head: "You kid, don't flutter, it's just that your legs were pulled by the water weeds, how can there be any water monsters? ”
"No, what a water weed, my leg is obviously still very painful, and it still hurts, it must be a water monkey, it must be it...... Take me out of here, I'm going to go ashore ......" was slapped on the head by Li Qingyun, Shuangxi was still frightened, he didn't believe what Li Qingyun said at all, and still yelled.
"Call you sister! Can leg cramps not hurt? You are still a person who grew up by the river, and you don't even understand this, are you really stupid or scared? At this level, you still have the face to try to catch water monkeys for me?" Li Qingyun was so annoyed by him that he couldn't help it, and scolded a few words impatiently, so he simply used his grappling technique, controlled his arms, and held him up in the water.
At this time, the policemen under Li Yuncong also swam over, maybe when the police swam in the water, they didn't hear Li Qingyun's words, and they were still scared in their hearts, for fear that a water monster would suddenly pounce and attack them.
Li Qingyun immediately felt funny when he saw their nervous appearance, and slowly swam towards everyone with the double happiness of being accused, and shouted loudly at the same time: "There is no water monster, it's just a bunch of water weeds entangled in his feet, this kid is so frightened that he almost has diarrhea, his legs are cramped, can he not drown? Haha, come here, it's not dangerous." ”
If there is revenge, he will not be a gentleman, for people like Double Happiness, Li Qingyun will not be too polite, and directly expose the shortcomings to make him look good.
Hearing Li Qingyun's words, all the policemen and the villagers who came over were relieved and no longer terrifying, so they let go of their speed and swam to Li Qingyun and Shuangxi in a blink of an eye.
After the villagers on the shore heard Li Qingyun's words, the tension in their hearts disappeared all of a sudden, and they immediately began to laugh at Double Happiness. said that this kid was really cowardly, and a bunch of aquatic plants scared him into peeing his pants.
"You're just peeing your pants. As soon as Shuangxi, who was rescued ashore, heard someone say that he was so frightened that he peed his pants, he immediately became unhappy, blushed, and weakly argued loudly: "Which eye did you see me peeing my pants?"
"You kid went into the water with your pants on, and you were soaking wet. Even if you pee your pants, you can't see it! Even if you have diarrhea, you may not be able to see it!" someone suddenly picked up and began to joke about double happiness.
Shuangxi's face was red when he was ridiculed by everyone, and he didn't know what to say, whether he was peeing or not wetting his pants, and only Shuangxi himself knew that at the moment when his legs were entangled by aquatic plants underwater, there was indeed a warm current pouring down between his legs......
But then Shuangxi thought of something, and glanced at Li Qingyun, who was whispering to Yang Yunu on the side. stood up and said loudly: "Don't care if I pee my pants or not, you can't forget what the purpose of me and Xiwa in the water is for, right?"
"It doesn't matter if you catch the water monkey or not, but Fuwa is not like you, and she is half scared to death when she gets entangled in the water weeds. Seeing that someone was still talking about this matter, Shuangxi's head was blushing and going into the crotch of his pants, and looking at Li Qingyun's gaze, he became even more resentful.
Li Qingyun originally thought that this matter would be over. Then tell the villagers that the water monkey is gone. But don't go into the water lightly, but I didn't expect Shuangxi to bring this matter up, Li Qingyun glanced at Shuangxi, and found that Shuangxi looked at his eyes not grateful, but more resentful, and suddenly understood something. This kid is still so strong in his desire for revenge! I knew that this was the case, just let him drink a few more sips, just let him take a few more sips, these two goods are not worth saving.
There is a reason why Shuangxi hates Li Qingyun, Shuangxi's legs are entangled in aquatic plants. If Li Qingyun hadn't shouted out, then everyone wouldn't know what was going on, and Fuwa wouldn't have been ridiculed by the villagers like this, Shuangxi probably had this reason, and she was even more resentful of Li Qingyun. However, he seems to have forgotten that if he hadn't provoked him first, how could there be today's competition and drowning?
"Double happiness, you turtle grandson, I have nothing to do all day long to make trouble with Brother Fuwa, right? If I hadn't heard the people in the village talk about the water monkey, I wouldn't have known that you were looking for trouble here. At this time, Mao Dan ran over with a shovel, panting tiredly, just when he saw that Shuangxi was about to trouble Li Qingyun, he was even more angry, and he was about to take a shovel to shoot Shuangxi.
"Maodan, what are you doing?" Li Yuncong grabbed Maodan, and Yan said in a low voice: "There are many tourists in the city, don't make trouble at this time." Are you angry for Brother Fuwa, or are you causing trouble for Brother Fuwa? Be smart!"
It turned out that Mao Dan was still preparing to get married at home, and heard the neighbor who came to the door say that Shuangxi was going to compete with Li Qingyun and was catching water monkeys in the river. Immediately annoyed, who is Li Qingyun? Not only his boss, but also his brother and benefactor, Shuangxi is troublesome to Li Qingyun, and Mao Dan feels that he can't be too cowardly? Anyway, there were no less fights before, no more than once, no less time.
Li Yuncong stopped Maodan, and Li Qingyun also came over to comfort Maodan, saying that this matter was none of his business, and asked him to hurry up and prepare for marriage. The cat egg put down the shovel angrily, but looking at Shuangxi's gaze, it was still not good.
Shuangxi was also frightened by the reaction of the people in the village, Ge Laozi, who used to fight with Fuwa, and there were not so many people to help him. It's good now, as soon as he says bad things, almost everyone blames themselves. The fellow disciples who were cheering for themselves just now don't know where to hide now.
Li Qingyun stood up at this time, and he didn't bother to see it like Shuangxi, but said calmly to everyone: "Folks, in fact, I found the nest of the water monkeys, but there was no trace of them inside, it is estimated that there were many of us and fled." But you should also be careful when you go into the water to bathe, especially children, even if there are no monkeys, the undercurrent in the river is a fatal thing. So, try not to play in the Xiandai River, in addition to the Xiandai River, there are many ponds nearby. ”
After listening to Li Qingyun's words, the villagers were also skeptical, after all, they had not seen the water monkey disappear or die in front of them, and everyone was puzzled and uneasy.
Li Qingyun had no choice but to tell them about the water monkey's nest and let a few adult men go to see it together. When the adult men returned, they all looked solemn and said that there was only a pile of bones in the small cave, and that there were no water monkeys. However, looking at the state of the remains of those bones, the water monkey is still extremely ferocious, and the vertebrae of the little lamb have been bitten off several times by it.
Only then did the villagers pay attention to Li Qingyun's words, saying that they would not let their children play in the Xiandai River in the near future. After all, this nest of water monkeys has escaped, maybe when will they come back? Take a step back, there must be more than one nest of water monkeys in this huge Xiandai River!
However, Shuangxi was still a little unconvinced, after all, he didn't see the water monkey fleeing with his own eyes, and he wanted to quarrel again, but he was directly pulled away by his relatives, it was not enough to be so embarrassed in the village, do you want to continue to be embarrassed?
Although Shuangxi is unwilling, he can't stay here at this time, Li Qingyun saved himself after all, if he fights again at this time, then he really can't mix in the village anymore.
The villagers gradually dispersed, and the tourists also looked for their favorite landscapes to browse, and only Li Qingyun and Yang Yunu were left on the huge riverbank.
Yang Yunu knows Li Qingyun better, if Li Qingyun is not sure enough to see the water monkey disappear, he will definitely not make a promise lightly, but Li Qingyun actually made a promise that there will be no water monkeys in the river, which means that the water monkey is really not in the water.
"Wife, what do you want to be so engrossed?" Li Qingyun's hands shook twice in front of Yang Yunu's eyes, took Yang Yunu's hand and said, "Let's go, hurry home, it's not fun to be wet all over." ”
"Husband, did the water monkey really escape? did you see it with your own eyes?" Yang Yunu looked at Li Qingyun and asked seriously.
"Of course I saw it, but I drove them away. But now is not the time to sue you, and when the time comes, I will naturally let you know. Li Qingyun deliberately sold a pass, and said a little mysteriously.
"You'll sell me a pass. But if you drive them away, aren't you afraid that they will come back?" Yang Yunu pouted dissatisfiedly, but her husband was mysterious all day long, and she didn't understand the secrets on him now, so she simply didn't ask anymore, as long as it wasn't a woman's business, Yang Yunu could take the initiative to ignore the rest of the things.
"I want to say, before the water monkey escaped, he swore a blood oath to me, saying that he would never return to that lair again, I don't know if you believe it or not?" Li Qingyun quipped with a hippie smile.
"you! Fools believe you. Yang Yunu said angrily, "Why don't you say that you suppressed it under the Five Elements Mountain, and it won't come out for five hundred years?"
"It won't be able to come out in five hundred years, because it doesn't have the luck of Sun Wukong, and if Tang Seng doesn't pass by the Five Elements Mountain, how can it come out?"
The two of them argued all the way, making innocuous jokes, and returned to the villa. (To be continued......) R1292