If you have to use one sentence to appropriately describe the expressions on An Xiaoxian and Xing Yanbin's faces at the moment, it is a high-energy warning ahead, please be calm.

- There was a man lying on the ground, and there was something that looked like blood around it.

"Shall we hit it?" An Xiaoxian asked Lao Xing with a twisted brow, she felt very strange in her heart, it stands to reason that when the car hits someone, the movement should be relatively loud, and there will be a loud sound similar to a bang.

However, except for the sound of Xing Yanbin's emergency braking just now, she didn't hear the sound of impact.

"It's not. Xing Yanbin shook his head and said, "I didn't hit her, as soon as I turned around, I saw her fall to the ground, if I didn't brake, I might have run over her at this moment." ”

This is strange.

An Xiaoxian turned her head and looked around, they are not walking on the main road in the downtown area now, there are residential areas on both sides of the road, it is work time, there are no pedestrians on the road at all, it is very quiet.

This person came out of nowhere when they turned the front of the car, and if they had been hit there before, they would have seen it when they just passed by.

So, the corners of An Xiaoxian's mouth twitched violently.

The answer is obvious.

- She was touched, and the bloodstains on the ground were eighty percent of the post-production special effects.

"Boss, what should we do now, should we go directly, or go down and have a look?" Xing Yanbin also guessed in his heart that most of the people on the ground were porcelain professionals.

"What are you going to go, people are lying on us, do you think it's still useful to go?"

An Xiaoxian angrily unbuckled her seat belt and got out of the car, she dared to pack the ticket with the head on her neck, as soon as she and Lao Xing walked on the front foot, the family members of the goods on the ground would immediately call the police, saying that they were the perpetrators of the car accident and escaped.

She wanted to see who had the audacity to slander her!

Xing Yanbin saw that An Xiaoxian was not angry, so he hurriedly got out of the car and caught up with her, and grabbed her: "Ouch, hey, my aunt, you take it easy, don't go ahead, what if this old lady who touches porcelain is not really touching the old lady of porcelain, but lures you out of the car and kills you in the name of touching porcelain?"

Xing Yanbin was worried, An Xiaoxian turned his head sideways, and glanced up and down at him with disgust: "You have watched too many bloody TV series at eight o'clock, right?"

A piece of kindness was regarded as a cod liver and lungs, and Xing Yanbin was in a groove in his heart, expressing that he wanted to go wild.

Grit your teeth and hold back.

"Boss, be careful to make the Ten Thousand Year Ship. ”

Led the person behind him to make a protective gesture, stepped forward, lifted his toes and touched the porcelain lady lightly.

"Grandma, grandma?"

Silence, a long silence like death.

The old grandmother lay motionless, not responding.

Seeing this, An Xiaoxian frowned, wondering if it could be a mistake, this person is not a porcelain professional, but what happened to him and fainted here?

Like getting sick or something.

Suddenly, an arrow stepped forward, squatted down with all his strength, and was about to help her up.

"Ouch-"

With a wail, the old grandmother turned over on her back, and her cold movements frightened An Xiaoxian's hand in the air.

Lowering her eyes and looking at the grandmother's face, An Xiaoxian's whole person was even worse.

Thick black and winding earthworm-like eyebrows, monkey butt-like blush, and exaggerated sausage lip makeup, oops, mom, this makeup is a combination of 'like a flower' and a sausage mouth, except for the dark brown woolen coat that is dirty and unsightly outside, and the inside is wearing Hanfu, An Xiaoxian glanced at the material and workmanship of the clothes.

It's rough.

It should have been a costume picked up in the trash can of which crew.

After the identification, this person is either a loyal fan of Hong Kong movies in the 90s of the last century, or a psychopath.

"Old ...... Grandma, are you okay?" Xing Yanbin's head came out from behind An Xiaoxian, and there was a frightened look on his face.

"Little brother, you see that I look like I'm covered in blood, can you be okay?" The old lady said in a very arrogant tone, and looking at Xing Yanbin's eyes, it was also a look of disgust that I extremely despised for your IQ.

Ga...... Ga...... Ga......

A row of crows flew neatly overhead.

Xing Yanbin's face darkened.

Look at this clear rule, the co-author is either a neurotic, or a porcelain professional who dresses like a neurotic!

An Xiaoxian raised her hand to protect her forehead, and she sympathized with her for a while just now.

"Grandma, it's not easy for everyone to make a living in a big city, and it's not right for you to use this kind of indiscriminate means to cheat other people's hard-earned money. ”

An Xiaoxian Chunchun taught.

"Who said I'm going to blackmail you for money???

The old grandmother's eyes widened, she raised her voice suddenly, and she was furious: "I have low blood sugar, I was hungry and fainted when I crossed the road, and I am not a professional in touching porcelain!"

The voice was unusually loud, and the words were very sonorous and powerful, and the appearance of the spitting stars flying in the air seemed to have been greatly insulted.

After finishing speaking, she pulled down the collar of her clothes and took out a bun from it, and then bit the lower half of it hard, chewing hard in her mouth, to prove that she was not lying, she was really hungry and faint.

Scare!

An Xiaoxian had never seen an old lady with such a rough and bold demeanor, the diameter of her eyes couldn't help but double in size, and her eyes followed her movements of swallowing the steamed bun, and she was stunned to find that she actually had an Adam's apple, and her eyes were swishing and enlarged to the extreme.

She finally knew why the bun was taken out of her blouse, because this old lady not only likes the makeup of cosplay movie characters, but also a cross-dresser, and she is a man.

The steamed bun is just for ...... Pretending to be a woman.

"Since you are hungry and faint, and your body is fine, then we will leave first, we still have urgent matters. An Xiaoxian stood up, all the cells in her body were roaring, run!

"Stop!"

The pseudo-old lady's aura was unprecedentedly powerful, and her voice was concise and powerful, but when she opened her voice and said this, An Xiaoxian turned around and stopped.

A second later, An Xiaoxian reacted, and shouted in his heart that he was in danger.

Looking back, looking down, his voice was cold and his tone was very bad.

"Uncle, I'm not very good-tempered, and I hate people who are unreasonable and pestering me the most!"

The implication is obvious, stay where you are cool, don't mess with me, otherwise you won't be able to eat and walk around.

Fierce-looking.

"I'm hungry. The old lady's aura weakened for a second, and she looked at Xiaoxian with a pitiful head in her mouth, and said, "I haven't eaten enough for many days, and even this steamed bun was picked up from the trash can." ”

An Xiaoxian is the most unsightly like this, those who know her know that she is actually a very soft-hearted person, she eats soft and not hard, she saw that this old man was so pitiful, and the cold and hard facial lines softened at once.

"What about your family?" An Xiaoxian asked.

"I don't know. The old lady shook his head, looking pitiful and worrying, "I seem to have amnesia, I don't even remember my name, and I don't know if there are any relatives at home." ”

This old man, shouldn't he have Alzheimer's disease?

An Xiaoxian and Xing Yanbin looked at each other, and after a while, An Xiaoxian's facial muscles stiffened and raised a smile, blinking his eyes and asking kindly: "Then how do you want me to help you?" Send you to the missing person department to register, and wait for your family to come to you, or ......?"

Before An Xiaoxian finished speaking, the old man interrupted her directly: "You take me to have a full meal first, I'm hungry." ”

"This is easy to do, Lao Xing, you quickly call two people and take the old man to dinner. ”

"Don't. The old lady shook her head like a rattle, moved her body, stepped forward and hugged Xiaoxian's legs, not allowing her to break free, looked up at her and said, "I don't want others to take me to dinner, they want to harm me, I only believe you." ”

An Xiaoxian looked down at his jet-black hands and dirty face that couldn't be distinguished, and his scalp was numb for a while, and his body was stiff and couldn't move.

Yes, she disliked the old man's dirty and stinking appearance.

Affects appetite.

"You let me go first, and I'll take you to dinner. The old man hugged her tightly and didn't let go, she had to compromise, turned around and instructed Xing Yanbin, "Old Xing, help the old man get into the car, and call Wang Kai again, and ask him to prepare one more person's meal at noon." ”

When Xing Yanbin heard this, he suddenly felt bad.

"Boss, you're not kidding?!!"

He greeted An Xiaoxian with an exaggerated expression.

An Xiaoxian looked at the old man on the ground helplessly, looked back at him and said softly with a smile: "You have the ability, you let him change his mind and not follow me!"

Xing Yanbin lowered his eyes to look at the old man, and the old man immediately grinned and bared his fangs to murder him.

Like a gorilla at the moment of a rampaging moment, Xing Yanbin was frightened for a second, and immediately bent over, smiled and helped him: "Uncle, it's cold sitting on the ground, let's go to the car and talk with the heater." ”

This time, the old man didn't murder him again, but after getting in the car, he said that he would not let An Xiaoxian sit in the passenger seat, and he would not stop until An Xiaoxian accompanied him in the back row.

The arrogant appearance of not giving up until the goal is not bad, no different from a naughty child of two or three years old.

An Xiaoxian couldn't resist him, so she had to accompany him in the back row.

It's just that the stinking body odor can hurt her miserably.

In less than twenty minutes, she couldn't stand it anymore.

"Lao Xing, park. ”

An Xiaoxian's face turned pale, and when Xing Yanbin stopped the car, pushed the door and got out of the car, she vomited, the disgusting taste, wave after wave, was overwhelming in her heart, and after a while, she vomited out all the stomach acid.

Xing Yanbin looked at her in a cold sweat, looking like she was about to stop cooking, she was really distressed, turned around and glanced at the old man in the car with blaming eyes, and immediately bit her teeth, stepped forward and grabbed his wrist and dragged it out.

"You come out for me!"

"Don't!"

"I can't help you! hurry down and change into clean clothes, my boss is pregnant, and then you will be smoked by the stench, something must happen!"

The old man was old, so he was naturally no match for the young and strong Xing Yanbin, Xing Yanbin pulled him out of the car in three or two clicks, and then pointed to a clothing store not far away and said: "You go to wait for me at the door of that store, I will wait for the boss to vomit, and I will come over to buy you clothes immediately." ”

The disgusted look, I wanted to kick the old man to the Pacific Ocean, the old lady glared back at Xing Yanbin fiercely, Xing Yanbin immediately raised his fist to make a move, the old man's eyes were like torches, and he was not afraid.

"Lao Xing, don't talk to him in such a bad tone, he is sick and can't take care of himself, otherwise he wouldn't have made himself so sloppy. An Xiaoxian raised her head as she spoke.

When the old man saw An Xiaoxian's gaze sweeping towards him, he immediately raised a fierce gaze, and said to An Xiaoxian, "Granddaughter, he beat me!"

He pointed at Xing Yanbin and cried and complained.

Xing Yanbin's face turned green with anger.

Made.

This is a scheming!!

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